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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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Misanthropic Boyish Range
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
Vengeful khaki factory reset button stag film
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Marvelous misunderstood dragon
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
adulterous grizzly deer antler
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Hairless locus
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
Passionate House Faggotry
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Dashing bawdyhouse
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
nudist talented casino philosopher-king
  08/21/17
...
Passionate House Faggotry
  08/21/17
CR
magenta provocative feces church
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
Passionate House Faggotry
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
irradiated principal's office ladyboy
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
motley bespoke crackhouse voyeur
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
irradiated principal's office ladyboy
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
Purple pit round eye
  08/21/17
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motley bespoke crackhouse voyeur
  08/22/17
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impressive dark multi-billionaire coffee pot
  08/22/17
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silver meetinghouse
  08/22/17
"towr"
Ivory At-the-ready Main People Psychic
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
flirting tattoo
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
contagious sick stage
  08/21/17
wtf
spectacular gaping resort
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Histrionic parlor
  08/21/17
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irradiated principal's office ladyboy
  08/21/17
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Lascivious duck-like azn kitchen
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
mauve narrow-minded hissy fit regret
  08/22/17
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Insane school
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
razzle people who are hurt
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
irradiated principal's office ladyboy
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Histrionic parlor
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Marvelous misunderstood dragon
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Stirring Nofapping Center Yarmulke
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
irradiated principal's office ladyboy
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
swashbuckling submissive pervert
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
razzle people who are hurt
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
swashbuckling submissive pervert
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Fragrant institution
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
excitant boistinker newt
  08/22/17
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galvanic national
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Stirring Nofapping Center Yarmulke
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Fragrant institution
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Thriller Crystalline Space Famous Landscape Painting
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
french hospital
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
Appetizing Circlehead Sanctuary
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Marvelous misunderstood dragon
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
Exciting Pocket Flask Abode
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
Razzle-dazzle legal warrant
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
Confused arousing genital piercing location
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Dashing bawdyhouse
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
indigo titillating jewess
  08/22/17
Yeah
hyperventilating rehab
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
impressive dark multi-billionaire coffee pot
  08/22/17
yeah man
Racy plaza international law enforcement agency
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
mauve narrow-minded hissy fit regret
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
trip set
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
Floppy maniacal property
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Canary Vivacious Garrison
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
maize friendly grandma ticket booth
  08/23/17
...
rose sexy whorehouse rigpig
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Thriller Crystalline Space Famous Landscape Painting
  08/23/17
So does algebra
french hospital
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Misanthropic Boyish Range

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Vengeful khaki factory reset button stag film

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Marvelous misunderstood dragon

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: adulterous grizzly deer antler

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Hairless locus

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Passionate House Faggotry

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Dashing bawdyhouse

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: nudist talented casino philosopher-king

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Passionate House Faggotry



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: magenta provocative feces church

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Passionate House Faggotry

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: irradiated principal's office ladyboy

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: motley bespoke crackhouse voyeur

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: irradiated principal's office ladyboy

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Purple pit round eye

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: motley bespoke crackhouse voyeur



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: impressive dark multi-billionaire coffee pot



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: silver meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Ivory At-the-ready Main People Psychic

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: flirting tattoo

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: contagious sick stage

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: spectacular gaping resort

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Histrionic parlor

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: irradiated principal's office ladyboy



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Lascivious duck-like azn kitchen



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: mauve narrow-minded hissy fit regret

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Insane school



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: razzle people who are hurt

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: irradiated principal's office ladyboy

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Histrionic parlor

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Marvelous misunderstood dragon

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Stirring Nofapping Center Yarmulke

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: irradiated principal's office ladyboy

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling submissive pervert

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: razzle people who are hurt

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling submissive pervert

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Fragrant institution

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: excitant boistinker newt

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: galvanic national



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Stirring Nofapping Center Yarmulke

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Fragrant institution

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Thriller Crystalline Space Famous Landscape Painting

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: french hospital

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Appetizing Circlehead Sanctuary

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Marvelous misunderstood dragon

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Exciting Pocket Flask Abode

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle legal warrant

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Confused arousing genital piercing location

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Dashing bawdyhouse

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: indigo titillating jewess

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: hyperventilating rehab

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: impressive dark multi-billionaire coffee pot

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Racy plaza international law enforcement agency

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: mauve narrow-minded hissy fit regret

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: trip set

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Floppy maniacal property

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Canary Vivacious Garrison

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: maize friendly grandma ticket booth

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: rose sexy whorehouse rigpig



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Thriller Crystalline Space Famous Landscape Painting

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: french hospital

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)