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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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cracking impertinent business firm
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
Razzle factory reset button
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
translucent painfully honest twinkling uncleanness orchestra pit
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Twinkling marvelous locale skinny woman
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
beta cerebral becky office
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
irradiated goyim
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Puce tanning salon
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
amber gaming laptop
  08/21/17
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irradiated goyim
  08/21/17
CR
Overrated glittery puppy cruise ship
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
irradiated goyim
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Stimulating nibblets
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
sinister bbw address
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Stimulating nibblets
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
Wild roommate
  08/21/17
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sinister bbw address
  08/22/17
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Grizzly aphrodisiac space jewess
  08/22/17
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Histrionic den philosopher-king
  08/22/17
"towr"
Supple henna theater stage psychic
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
Ultramarine dingle berry gay wizard
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Seedy church
  08/21/17
wtf
Well-lubricated lilac plaza mental disorder
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Stirring Fuchsia Step-uncle's House
  08/21/17
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Stimulating nibblets
  08/21/17
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Citrine hunting ground ticket booth
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
Brindle market party of the first part
  08/22/17
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maroon confused immigrant spot
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
sick french chef area
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Stimulating nibblets
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Stirring Fuchsia Step-uncle's House
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
translucent painfully honest twinkling uncleanness orchestra pit
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Gold queen of the night roast beef
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Stimulating nibblets
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Nubile Dashing Sandwich
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
sick french chef area
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Nubile Dashing Sandwich
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
passionate glassy chapel
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Crimson up-to-no-good set international law enforcement agency
  08/22/17
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comical saffron partner
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Gold queen of the night roast beef
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
passionate glassy chapel
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
outnumbered multi-colored brunch private investor
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Heady narrow-minded generalized bond
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
dull double fault whorehouse
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
translucent painfully honest twinkling uncleanness orchestra pit
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
vigorous wagecucks
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
Yellow thriller toilet seat
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
hairless lavender mediation lay
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Puce tanning salon
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
Crawly french idea he suggested keepsake machete
  08/22/17
Yeah
odious station
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Grizzly aphrodisiac space jewess
  08/22/17
yeah man
shimmering elite indian lodge
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
Brindle market party of the first part
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
mauve hell legend
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
rough-skinned razzmatazz stage dog poop
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Wonderful Affirmative Action Hall
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
Aqua vibrant gas station foreskin
  08/23/17
...
Slate principal's office
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
outnumbered multi-colored brunch private investor
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Heady narrow-minded generalized bond
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: cracking impertinent business firm

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Razzle factory reset button

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: translucent painfully honest twinkling uncleanness orchestra pit

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Twinkling marvelous locale skinny woman

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: beta cerebral becky office

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: irradiated goyim

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Puce tanning salon

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: amber gaming laptop

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: irradiated goyim



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Overrated glittery puppy cruise ship

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: irradiated goyim

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Stimulating nibblets

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: sinister bbw address

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Stimulating nibblets

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Wild roommate

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: sinister bbw address



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Grizzly aphrodisiac space jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Histrionic den philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Supple henna theater stage psychic

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine dingle berry gay wizard

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Seedy church

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Well-lubricated lilac plaza mental disorder

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Stirring Fuchsia Step-uncle's House

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Stimulating nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Citrine hunting ground ticket booth



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Brindle market party of the first part

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: maroon confused immigrant spot



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: sick french chef area

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Stimulating nibblets

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Stirring Fuchsia Step-uncle's House

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: translucent painfully honest twinkling uncleanness orchestra pit

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Gold queen of the night roast beef

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Stimulating nibblets

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Nubile Dashing Sandwich

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: sick french chef area

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Nubile Dashing Sandwich

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: passionate glassy chapel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Crimson up-to-no-good set international law enforcement agency

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: comical saffron partner



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Gold queen of the night roast beef

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: passionate glassy chapel

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: outnumbered multi-colored brunch private investor

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Heady narrow-minded generalized bond

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: dull double fault whorehouse

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: translucent painfully honest twinkling uncleanness orchestra pit

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: vigorous wagecucks

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Yellow thriller toilet seat

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: hairless lavender mediation lay

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Puce tanning salon

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Crawly french idea he suggested keepsake machete

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: odious station

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Grizzly aphrodisiac space jewess

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: shimmering elite indian lodge

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Brindle market party of the first part

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: mauve hell legend

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: rough-skinned razzmatazz stage dog poop

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Wonderful Affirmative Action Hall

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Aqua vibrant gas station foreskin

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Slate principal's office



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: outnumbered multi-colored brunch private investor

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Heady narrow-minded generalized bond

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)