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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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Violent claret orchestra pit community account
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
Onyx scourge upon the earth laser beams
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Trip Navy House Incel
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
bateful dark station
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Comical ratface private investor
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
provocative stead
  08/21/17
Its much easier
exhilarant indecent plaza
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Fluffy shitlib base
  08/21/17
...
provocative stead
  08/21/17
CR
razzle-dazzle cuckoldry puppy
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
provocative stead
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
White crackhouse
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Sooty garrison
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
White crackhouse
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
Fuchsia pit generalized bond
  08/21/17
...
Sooty garrison
  08/22/17
...
Cerise Talented Abode Indirect Expression
  08/22/17
...
fragrant chrome office cumskin
  08/22/17
"towr"
Magical therapy pocket flask
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
Stirring Twinkling Brunch Immigrant
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Aphrodisiac Slimy Mediation Jap
  08/21/17
wtf
Beady-eyed wild son of senegal native
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Disgusting liquid oxygen doctorate
  08/21/17
...
White crackhouse
  08/21/17
...
odious menage
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
Charismatic hall
  08/22/17
...
cracking lodge sneaky criminal
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
Flesh Field
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
White crackhouse
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Disgusting liquid oxygen doctorate
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Trip Navy House Incel
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Avocado soul-stirring electric furnace
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
White crackhouse
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Doobsian locus
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
Flesh Field
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Doobsian locus
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Green shrine elastic band
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
underhanded awkward boltzmann french chef
  08/22/17
...
diverse dilemma patrolman
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Avocado soul-stirring electric furnace
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Green shrine elastic band
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Snowy fat ankles useless brakes
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
light nursing home
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
Arousing Range Legal Warrant
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Trip Navy House Incel
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
appetizing jewess antidepressant drug
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
Disturbing Lime Athletic Conference
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
heady bistre tanning salon rigor
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
exhilarant indecent plaza
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
Deranged Coiffed Circlehead Hissy Fit
  08/22/17
Yeah
Maniacal Address Gaping
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Cerise Talented Abode Indirect Expression
  08/22/17
yeah man
galvanic whorehouse tattoo
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
Charismatic hall
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
swashbuckling principal's office
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
stimulating idea he suggested
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Aromatic citrine church
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
milky spot stock car
  08/23/17
...
glassy old irish cottage center
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Snowy fat ankles useless brakes
  08/23/17
So does algebra
light nursing home
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Violent claret orchestra pit community account

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Onyx scourge upon the earth laser beams

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Trip Navy House Incel

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: bateful dark station

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Comical ratface private investor

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: provocative stead

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: exhilarant indecent plaza

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Fluffy shitlib base

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: provocative stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cuckoldry puppy

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: provocative stead

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: White crackhouse

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Sooty garrison

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: White crackhouse

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Fuchsia pit generalized bond

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Sooty garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Cerise Talented Abode Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: fragrant chrome office cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Magical therapy pocket flask

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Stirring Twinkling Brunch Immigrant

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Slimy Mediation Jap

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed wild son of senegal native

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Disgusting liquid oxygen doctorate

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: White crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: odious menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Charismatic hall

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: cracking lodge sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Flesh Field

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: White crackhouse

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Disgusting liquid oxygen doctorate

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Trip Navy House Incel

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Avocado soul-stirring electric furnace

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: White crackhouse

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Doobsian locus

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Flesh Field

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Doobsian locus

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Green shrine elastic band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: underhanded awkward boltzmann french chef

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: diverse dilemma patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Avocado soul-stirring electric furnace

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Green shrine elastic band

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Snowy fat ankles useless brakes

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: light nursing home

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Arousing Range Legal Warrant

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Trip Navy House Incel

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: appetizing jewess antidepressant drug

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Disturbing Lime Athletic Conference

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: heady bistre tanning salon rigor

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: exhilarant indecent plaza

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Deranged Coiffed Circlehead Hissy Fit

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Maniacal Address Gaping

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Cerise Talented Abode Indirect Expression

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: galvanic whorehouse tattoo

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Charismatic hall

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling principal's office

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: stimulating idea he suggested

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Aromatic citrine church

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: milky spot stock car

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: glassy old irish cottage center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Snowy fat ankles useless brakes

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: light nursing home

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)