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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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Carnelian Adventurous Orchestra Pit
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
Diverse liquid oxygen
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
thriller hilarious regret
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
pale plaza
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
confused topaz theater goyim
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
stirring sepia meetinghouse fanboi
  08/21/17
Its much easier
glittery puce cumskin center
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
fear-inspiring sooty hell nibblets
  08/21/17
...
stirring sepia meetinghouse fanboi
  08/21/17
CR
dull misanthropic ape stead
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
stirring sepia meetinghouse fanboi
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
arousing jewess
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Aquamarine fighting gas station
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
arousing jewess
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
Beady-eyed bistre electric furnace pozpig
  08/21/17
...
Aquamarine fighting gas station
  08/22/17
...
Khaki trip corner dragon
  08/22/17
...
marvelous striped hyena ticket booth
  08/22/17
"towr"
Vigorous spot
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
bronze native idea he suggested
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Laughsome silver partner
  08/21/17
wtf
costumed knife voyeur
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Swashbuckling very tactful mood
  08/21/17
...
arousing jewess
  08/21/17
...
concupiscible feces den
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
Judgmental casino
  08/22/17
...
Mischievous white persian codepig
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
heady elastic band turdskin
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
arousing jewess
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Swashbuckling very tactful mood
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
thriller hilarious regret
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Obsidian lay
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
arousing jewess
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Onyx principal's office mexican
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
heady elastic band turdskin
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Onyx principal's office mexican
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Salmon house-broken goal in life
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Fuchsia keepsake machete
  08/22/17
...
slate impertinent gay wizard
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Obsidian lay
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Salmon house-broken goal in life
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
sinister nofapping antidepressant drug
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Exciting field dog poop
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
Zippy Excitant Toaster Foreskin
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
thriller hilarious regret
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
scarlet apoplectic home skinny woman
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
mustard hissy fit resort
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
Rose rebellious new version church
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
glittery puce cumskin center
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
mauve fortuitous meteor theater stage
  08/22/17
Yeah
floppy purple half-breed
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Khaki trip corner dragon
  08/22/17
yeah man
Rough-skinned razzmatazz faggotry famous landscape painting
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
Judgmental casino
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
pink 180 dilemma twinkling uncleanness
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
spectacular gunner
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
transparent doctorate
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
Insane flesh space
  08/23/17
...
nudist walnut chad associate
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
sinister nofapping antidepressant drug
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Exciting field dog poop
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Carnelian Adventurous Orchestra Pit

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Diverse liquid oxygen

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: thriller hilarious regret

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: pale plaza

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: confused topaz theater goyim

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: stirring sepia meetinghouse fanboi

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: glittery puce cumskin center

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: fear-inspiring sooty hell nibblets

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: stirring sepia meetinghouse fanboi



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: dull misanthropic ape stead

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: stirring sepia meetinghouse fanboi

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: arousing jewess

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Aquamarine fighting gas station

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: arousing jewess

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bistre electric furnace pozpig

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Aquamarine fighting gas station



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Khaki trip corner dragon



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: marvelous striped hyena ticket booth



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Vigorous spot

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: bronze native idea he suggested

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Laughsome silver partner

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: costumed knife voyeur

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling very tactful mood

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: arousing jewess



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: concupiscible feces den



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Judgmental casino

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Mischievous white persian codepig



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: heady elastic band turdskin

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: arousing jewess

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling very tactful mood

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: thriller hilarious regret

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Obsidian lay

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: arousing jewess

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Onyx principal's office mexican

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: heady elastic band turdskin

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Onyx principal's office mexican

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Salmon house-broken goal in life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Fuchsia keepsake machete

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: slate impertinent gay wizard



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Obsidian lay

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Salmon house-broken goal in life

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: sinister nofapping antidepressant drug

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Exciting field dog poop

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Zippy Excitant Toaster Foreskin

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: thriller hilarious regret

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: scarlet apoplectic home skinny woman

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: mustard hissy fit resort

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Rose rebellious new version church

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: glittery puce cumskin center

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: mauve fortuitous meteor theater stage

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: floppy purple half-breed

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Khaki trip corner dragon

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Rough-skinned razzmatazz faggotry famous landscape painting

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Judgmental casino

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: pink 180 dilemma twinkling uncleanness

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: spectacular gunner

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: transparent doctorate

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Insane flesh space

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: nudist walnut chad associate



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: sinister nofapping antidepressant drug

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Exciting field dog poop

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)