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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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Vermilion theater
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
gay love of her life
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Flickering chapel turdskin
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Diverse Costumed Whorehouse Background Story
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Kink-friendly field gaming laptop
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
bateful medicated dilemma
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Contagious insanely creepy hospital
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
heady locus
  08/21/17
...
bateful medicated dilemma
  08/21/17
CR
unholy jap
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
bateful medicated dilemma
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Boyish Deep Sanctuary
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Nofapping casino
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Boyish Deep Sanctuary
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
Bright bat-shit-crazy church psychic
  08/21/17
...
Nofapping casino
  08/22/17
...
pearly mexican mother
  08/22/17
...
Aqua Mental Disorder Selfie
  08/22/17
"towr"
Insane appetizing property
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
slate sound barrier forum
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Useless Roast Beef Internal Respiration
  08/21/17
wtf
fragrant rambunctious den
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
spectacular tattoo
  08/21/17
...
Boyish Deep Sanctuary
  08/21/17
...
stubborn famous landscape painting temple
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
judgmental arrogant theatre
  08/22/17
...
Hot menage
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
Talented tanning salon friendly grandma
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Boyish Deep Sanctuary
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
spectacular tattoo
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Flickering chapel turdskin
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Curious black dog poop
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Boyish Deep Sanctuary
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
red excitant center fortuitous meteor
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
Talented tanning salon friendly grandma
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
red excitant center fortuitous meteor
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
frisky tripping piazza
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
electric home dopamine
  08/22/17
...
sepia abnormal address hominid
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Curious black dog poop
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
frisky tripping piazza
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
violet patrolman corner
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Mahogany french chef
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
big-titted plaza
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Flickering chapel turdskin
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
Sooty keepsake machete
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
overrated doobsian potus
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
razzle grizzly nibblets
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Contagious insanely creepy hospital
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
Passionate double fault locale
  08/22/17
Yeah
self-centered turquoise mediation
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
pearly mexican mother
  08/22/17
yeah man
cream bonkers sneaky criminal striped hyena
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
judgmental arrogant theatre
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
spruce 180 kitty cat marketing idea
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
laughsome avocado regret incel
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
titillating pocket flask idea he suggested
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
wonderful site
  08/23/17
...
embarrassed to the bone greedy parlor
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
violet patrolman corner
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Mahogany french chef
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Vermilion theater

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: gay love of her life

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Flickering chapel turdskin

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Diverse Costumed Whorehouse Background Story

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Kink-friendly field gaming laptop

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: bateful medicated dilemma

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Contagious insanely creepy hospital

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: heady locus

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: bateful medicated dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: unholy jap

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: bateful medicated dilemma

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Boyish Deep Sanctuary

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Nofapping casino

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Boyish Deep Sanctuary

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Bright bat-shit-crazy church psychic

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Nofapping casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: pearly mexican mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Aqua Mental Disorder Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Insane appetizing property

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: slate sound barrier forum

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Useless Roast Beef Internal Respiration

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: fragrant rambunctious den

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: spectacular tattoo

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Boyish Deep Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: stubborn famous landscape painting temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: judgmental arrogant theatre

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Hot menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Talented tanning salon friendly grandma

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Boyish Deep Sanctuary

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: spectacular tattoo

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Flickering chapel turdskin

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Curious black dog poop

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Boyish Deep Sanctuary

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: red excitant center fortuitous meteor

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Talented tanning salon friendly grandma

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: red excitant center fortuitous meteor

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: frisky tripping piazza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: electric home dopamine

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: sepia abnormal address hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Curious black dog poop

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: frisky tripping piazza

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: violet patrolman corner

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Mahogany french chef

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: big-titted plaza

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Flickering chapel turdskin

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Sooty keepsake machete

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: overrated doobsian potus

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: razzle grizzly nibblets

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Contagious insanely creepy hospital

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Passionate double fault locale

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: self-centered turquoise mediation

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: pearly mexican mother

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: cream bonkers sneaky criminal striped hyena

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: judgmental arrogant theatre

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: spruce 180 kitty cat marketing idea

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: laughsome avocado regret incel

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: titillating pocket flask idea he suggested

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: wonderful site

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone greedy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: violet patrolman corner

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Mahogany french chef

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)