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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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exciting philosopher-king
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
Hyperventilating native
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Amethyst cowardly school cafeteria athletic conference
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Thriller hunting ground
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
ultramarine hairraiser genital piercing
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
Plum Hell Rigor
  08/21/17
Its much easier
mustard judgmental home
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Hilarious Histrionic Trailer Park Faggot Firefighter
  08/21/17
...
Plum Hell Rigor
  08/21/17
CR
cerise center fanboi
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
Plum Hell Rigor
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
topaz spot hominid
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Salmon toaster
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
topaz spot hominid
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
Marvelous yarmulke
  08/21/17
...
Salmon toaster
  08/22/17
...
orange twinkling uncleanness
  08/22/17
...
Lascivious Pea-brained Set Associate
  08/22/17
"towr"
adventurous plaza people who are hurt
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
Mind-boggling gay theater
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Godawful glittery digit ratio
  08/21/17
wtf
Bearded cordovan kitty
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
green point
  08/21/17
...
topaz spot hominid
  08/21/17
...
bateful mood space
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
provocative embarrassed to the bone gas station
  08/22/17
...
snowy razzle-dazzle goal in life church
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
Laughsome slimy ceo
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
topaz spot hominid
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
green point
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Amethyst cowardly school cafeteria athletic conference
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Cocky parlour kitty cat
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
topaz spot hominid
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Multi-colored therapy pit
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
Laughsome slimy ceo
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Multi-colored therapy pit
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
violent henna church building
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Haunting rehab keepsake machete
  08/22/17
...
Talking kitchen
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Cocky parlour kitty cat
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
violent henna church building
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Titillating Sienna Mad Cow Disease Round Eye
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
canary spectacular quadroon corner
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
Territorial Chestnut Main People
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Amethyst cowardly school cafeteria athletic conference
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
disturbing jewess den
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
soul-stirring dark french chef chad
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
Jet-lagged costumed affirmative action market
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
mustard judgmental home
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
cracking scarlet stain coffee pot
  08/22/17
Yeah
grizzly public bath
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
orange twinkling uncleanness
  08/22/17
yeah man
bat shit crazy white shrine indirect expression
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
provocative embarrassed to the bone gas station
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
vigorous filthpig
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
erotic forum
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
sooty autistic bawdyhouse dog poop
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
infuriating cerebral temple pisswyrm
  08/23/17
...
pungent boistinker
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Titillating Sienna Mad Cow Disease Round Eye
  08/23/17
So does algebra
canary spectacular quadroon corner
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: exciting philosopher-king

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Hyperventilating native

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Amethyst cowardly school cafeteria athletic conference

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Thriller hunting ground

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: ultramarine hairraiser genital piercing

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Plum Hell Rigor

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: mustard judgmental home

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Hilarious Histrionic Trailer Park Faggot Firefighter

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Plum Hell Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: cerise center fanboi

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Plum Hell Rigor

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: topaz spot hominid

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Salmon toaster

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: topaz spot hominid

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Marvelous yarmulke

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Salmon toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: orange twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Lascivious Pea-brained Set Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: adventurous plaza people who are hurt

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gay theater

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Godawful glittery digit ratio

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Bearded cordovan kitty

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: green point

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: topaz spot hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: bateful mood space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: provocative embarrassed to the bone gas station

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: snowy razzle-dazzle goal in life church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Laughsome slimy ceo

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: topaz spot hominid

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: green point

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Amethyst cowardly school cafeteria athletic conference

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Cocky parlour kitty cat

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: topaz spot hominid

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored therapy pit

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Laughsome slimy ceo

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored therapy pit

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: violent henna church building

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Haunting rehab keepsake machete

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Talking kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Cocky parlour kitty cat

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: violent henna church building

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Titillating Sienna Mad Cow Disease Round Eye

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: canary spectacular quadroon corner

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Territorial Chestnut Main People

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Amethyst cowardly school cafeteria athletic conference

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: disturbing jewess den

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: soul-stirring dark french chef chad

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Jet-lagged costumed affirmative action market

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: mustard judgmental home

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: cracking scarlet stain coffee pot

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: grizzly public bath

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: orange twinkling uncleanness

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: bat shit crazy white shrine indirect expression

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: provocative embarrassed to the bone gas station

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: vigorous filthpig

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: erotic forum

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: sooty autistic bawdyhouse dog poop

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: infuriating cerebral temple pisswyrm

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: pungent boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Titillating Sienna Mad Cow Disease Round Eye

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: canary spectacular quadroon corner

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)