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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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black chapel foreskin
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
house-broken henna death wish point
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
chocolate startling puppy public bath
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Electric Cream Range
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Sepia market lettuce
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
grizzly candlestick maker
  08/21/17
Its much easier
supple chest-beating space
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
talented nubile cumskin mother
  08/21/17
...
grizzly candlestick maker
  08/21/17
CR
Abusive stag film stock car
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
grizzly candlestick maker
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Impressive Philosopher-king
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Passionate transparent dopamine senate
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Impressive Philosopher-king
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
Vivacious Glassy Wagecucks Jewess
  08/21/17
...
Passionate transparent dopamine senate
  08/22/17
...
Overrated location
  08/22/17
...
iridescent national
  08/22/17
"towr"
Yellow Big Useless Brakes Stage
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
Spectacular Volcanic Crater
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Abnormal sick boltzmann hospital
  08/21/17
wtf
Lilac motley church pervert
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
sadistic prole
  08/21/17
...
Impressive Philosopher-king
  08/21/17
...
Titillating cruise ship
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
violent base
  08/22/17
...
Gay boyish parlor toaster
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
concupiscible library laser beams
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Impressive Philosopher-king
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
sadistic prole
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
chocolate startling puppy public bath
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Wild shrine elastic band
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Impressive Philosopher-king
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
harsh school regret
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
concupiscible library laser beams
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
harsh school regret
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Chartreuse razzle idea he suggested
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
sticky fragrant bawdyhouse
  08/22/17
...
Wonderful boistinker lodge
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Wild shrine elastic band
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Chartreuse razzle idea he suggested
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Pearly Aphrodisiac Indian Lodge
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Yapping selfie
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
snowy hell
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
chocolate startling puppy public bath
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
comical amber dog poop
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
Fishy fanboi
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
beady-eyed home mad-dog skullcap
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
supple chest-beating space
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
pink alcoholic ceo
  08/22/17
Yeah
laughsome step-uncle's house karate
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Overrated location
  08/22/17
yeah man
soul-stirring wrinkle resort
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
violent base
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
narrow-minded glittery azn gaming laptop
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
Arousing ocher native giraffe
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Godawful fat ankles
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
Cyan kitchen
  08/23/17
...
adventurous fear-inspiring trailer park
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Pearly Aphrodisiac Indian Lodge
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Yapping selfie
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: black chapel foreskin

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: house-broken henna death wish point

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: chocolate startling puppy public bath

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Electric Cream Range

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Sepia market lettuce

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: grizzly candlestick maker

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: supple chest-beating space

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: talented nubile cumskin mother

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: grizzly candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Abusive stag film stock car

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: grizzly candlestick maker

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Impressive Philosopher-king

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Passionate transparent dopamine senate

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Impressive Philosopher-king

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Vivacious Glassy Wagecucks Jewess

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Passionate transparent dopamine senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Overrated location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: iridescent national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Yellow Big Useless Brakes Stage

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Spectacular Volcanic Crater

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Abnormal sick boltzmann hospital

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Lilac motley church pervert

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: sadistic prole

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Impressive Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Titillating cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: violent base

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Gay boyish parlor toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: concupiscible library laser beams

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Impressive Philosopher-king

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: sadistic prole

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: chocolate startling puppy public bath

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Wild shrine elastic band

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Impressive Philosopher-king

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: harsh school regret

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: concupiscible library laser beams

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: harsh school regret

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Chartreuse razzle idea he suggested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: sticky fragrant bawdyhouse

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Wonderful boistinker lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Wild shrine elastic band

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Chartreuse razzle idea he suggested

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Pearly Aphrodisiac Indian Lodge

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Yapping selfie

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: snowy hell

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: chocolate startling puppy public bath

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: comical amber dog poop

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Fishy fanboi

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed home mad-dog skullcap

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: supple chest-beating space

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: pink alcoholic ceo

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: laughsome step-uncle's house karate

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Overrated location

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: soul-stirring wrinkle resort

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: violent base

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: narrow-minded glittery azn gaming laptop

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Arousing ocher native giraffe

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Godawful fat ankles

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Cyan kitchen

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: adventurous fear-inspiring trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Pearly Aphrodisiac Indian Lodge

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Yapping selfie

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)