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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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high-end doobsian private investor
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
Appetizing chad house
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
fragrant church
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Slimy office
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Glittery crackhouse
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
vivacious misunderstood degenerate state
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Chest-beating set
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Vigorous maroon famous landscape painting stage
  08/21/17
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vivacious misunderstood degenerate state
  08/21/17
CR
fishy tanning salon
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
vivacious misunderstood degenerate state
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Very tactful travel guidebook
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Vermilion bearded friendly grandma regret
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Very tactful travel guidebook
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
Gold garrison
  08/21/17
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Vermilion bearded friendly grandma regret
  08/22/17
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Blue histrionic lodge
  08/22/17
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floppy sepia nursing home windowlicker
  08/22/17
"towr"
Self-absorbed locus reading party
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
mauve cerebral keepsake machete address
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Stirring public bath
  08/21/17
wtf
Peach slap-happy pocket flask
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
hot twisted point therapy
  08/21/17
...
Very tactful travel guidebook
  08/21/17
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chrome exhilarant site
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
twinkling aromatic national mediation
  08/22/17
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frozen cyan personal credit line
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
comical cream hairy legs useless brakes
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Very tactful travel guidebook
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
hot twisted point therapy
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
fragrant church
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Dead vibrant meetinghouse digit ratio
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Very tactful travel guidebook
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
submissive boyish base
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
comical cream hairy legs useless brakes
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
submissive boyish base
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
irradiated bawdyhouse
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
tripping parlour
  08/22/17
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Olive alcoholic skinny woman
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Dead vibrant meetinghouse digit ratio
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
irradiated bawdyhouse
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
sapphire magical police squad mexican
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
crystalline church building
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
Lime Area Boiling Water
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
fragrant church
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
Indecent abode coffee pot
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
Electric Rough-skinned Cuckoldry Persian
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
Diverse rebellious new version resort
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Chest-beating set
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
ebony filthpig
  08/22/17
Yeah
bull headed library
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Blue histrionic lodge
  08/22/17
yeah man
supple crawly boistinker psychic
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
twinkling aromatic national mediation
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
sexy zippy space
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
rose slippery masturbator multi-billionaire
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Adventurous dopamine
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
Costumed depressive native
  08/23/17
...
Well-lubricated center idiot
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
sapphire magical police squad mexican
  08/23/17
So does algebra
crystalline church building
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: high-end doobsian private investor

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Appetizing chad house

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: fragrant church

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Slimy office

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Glittery crackhouse

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: vivacious misunderstood degenerate state

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Chest-beating set

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Vigorous maroon famous landscape painting stage

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: vivacious misunderstood degenerate state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: fishy tanning salon

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: vivacious misunderstood degenerate state

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Very tactful travel guidebook

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Vermilion bearded friendly grandma regret

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Very tactful travel guidebook

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Gold garrison

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Vermilion bearded friendly grandma regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Blue histrionic lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: floppy sepia nursing home windowlicker



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Self-absorbed locus reading party

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: mauve cerebral keepsake machete address

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Stirring public bath

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Peach slap-happy pocket flask

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: hot twisted point therapy

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Very tactful travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: chrome exhilarant site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: twinkling aromatic national mediation

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: frozen cyan personal credit line



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: comical cream hairy legs useless brakes

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Very tactful travel guidebook

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: hot twisted point therapy

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: fragrant church

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Dead vibrant meetinghouse digit ratio

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Very tactful travel guidebook

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: submissive boyish base

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: comical cream hairy legs useless brakes

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: submissive boyish base

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: irradiated bawdyhouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: tripping parlour

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Dead vibrant meetinghouse digit ratio

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: irradiated bawdyhouse

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: sapphire magical police squad mexican

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: crystalline church building

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Lime Area Boiling Water

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: fragrant church

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Indecent abode coffee pot

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Electric Rough-skinned Cuckoldry Persian

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Diverse rebellious new version resort

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Chest-beating set

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: ebony filthpig

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: bull headed library

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Blue histrionic lodge

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: supple crawly boistinker psychic

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: twinkling aromatic national mediation

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: sexy zippy space

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: rose slippery masturbator multi-billionaire

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Adventurous dopamine

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Costumed depressive native

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Well-lubricated center idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: sapphire magical police squad mexican

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: crystalline church building

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)