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Best openers for that girl at a bar checking you out

Please no "Did you see the fight outside?" lines.
mustard electric crackhouse
  08/25/17
you already mentioned my only opener
charismatic mental disorder
  08/25/17
"Heh, you like to fuck?"
clear bisexual market
  08/25/17
...
Salmon gaped base
  08/26/17
"Aren't iPods crazy?"
Claret hateful school
  08/25/17
...
grizzly state
  08/25/17
180. The only true CR.
outnumbered autistic range windowlicker
  08/26/17
does this work now that iPods don't exist any more?
Brilliant Seedy Black Woman
  08/26/17
*flaps arms*
odious home sound barrier
  08/25/17
...
Crusty infuriating dingle berry
  08/25/17
did you see that guy outside riding a horse? He was shirtles...
mint deranged new version
  08/25/17
ran here
Gay private investor
  08/25/17
...
Erotic parlor candlestick maker
  08/25/17
Hey, you look interesting, what brings you here
Vigorous coldplay fan
  08/25/17
can i replace "you look interesting" with somethin...
mustard electric crackhouse
  08/25/17
You can replace it but it's actually quite important and sub...
Vigorous coldplay fan
  08/25/17
Also what brings you here recenters to something concrete so...
Vigorous coldplay fan
  08/25/17
I don't like what brings you here. I'm here to fucking drink...
glittery dilemma
  08/25/17
Girls will give a narrative of their night. If they say I'm ...
Vigorous coldplay fan
  08/25/17
No one's asking you
Primrose Halford Library
  08/25/17
...
Vigorous coldplay fan
  08/25/17
Hey, you look interesting, what brings you here
Vigorous coldplay fan
  08/25/17
Hey, how's your night?
glittery dilemma
  08/25/17
...
Vigorous coldplay fan
  08/25/17
The normal stuff works best. If she's interested she's going...
glittery dilemma
  08/25/17
(Only person ITT speaking with any authority on this subject...
Lake background story
  08/25/17
...
Erotic parlor candlestick maker
  08/25/17
If not a handsome: Hi, what's your name? If a handsome: L...
clear bisexual market
  08/25/17
Disagree on asking for name without talking a little first
glittery dilemma
  08/25/17
just immediately ask for name, write it down, walk away.
charismatic mental disorder
  08/25/17
"I'll find you"
glittery dilemma
  08/25/17
cr. Get the name and get out.
clear bisexual market
  08/25/17
...
grizzly state
  08/25/17
...
Provocative unhinged stag film
  08/26/17
...
Sepia twinkling uncleanness
  08/25/17
kind of want to actually do this
maroon aromatic idiot filthpig
  08/25/17
...
glittery dilemma
  08/25/17
90% she walks up to you shortly after you walk away and sit ...
maroon aromatic idiot filthpig
  08/26/17
Punch it into your phone not looking at her finger up as if ...
Provocative unhinged stag film
  08/26/17
...
Hairraiser native regret
  08/26/17
If she's actually checking you out and not studying your wei...
mint deranged new version
  08/25/17
...
Erotic parlor candlestick maker
  08/25/17
mind if i sit here and hit on you for a while?
Mind-boggling iridescent step-uncle's house psychic
  08/25/17
Too cheesy unless you're a Chad.
clear bisexual market
  08/25/17
Its fine man
Duck-like Knife Electric Furnace
  08/25/17
"The industrial revolution and its consequences..."...
bateful boiling water
  08/25/17
Walk up behind, firm hand on shoulder, pull her back, rub yo...
Fishy Menage Hairy Legs
  08/25/17
This is usually too much kino too fast unless you are megach...
Vigorous coldplay fan
  08/25/17
Or if she's black ;)
Fishy Menage Hairy Legs
  08/26/17
Grab her by the pussy. Bowling ball grip. Then ask if the sq...
Vigorous coldplay fan
  08/25/17
...
Splenetic Telephone Property
  08/25/17
What's up, slut? You got any friends here?
Ultramarine Theater Jewess
  08/25/17
you got tickets?
Titillating hall jap
  08/25/17
"it's a free CUNTry!"
Cerise 180 Temple
  08/25/17
"Do you have a staring problem?"
multi-colored cheese-eating factory reset button
  08/25/17
Read off some random xo thread titles
tripping senate
  08/25/17
Actually works. A selection of the top 10 threads right now:...
Duck-like Knife Electric Furnace
  08/25/17
...
motley aggressive site
  08/26/17
...
Angry Alcoholic Travel Guidebook
  08/26/17
...
Hairraiser native regret
  08/26/17
Pardon me, but god must have spent a little more time on u.
narrow-minded marketing idea
  08/25/17
fake propose with lollipop ring
At-the-ready harsh milk
  08/26/17
If you are going to keep staring at me, and now I'm staring ...
motley aggressive site
  08/26/17
Hillary Rodram Clinton used that line?
Provocative unhinged stag film
  08/26/17
Lol, yeah, according to Bill.
motley aggressive site
  08/26/17
spill your drink on her dress, apparently
At-the-ready harsh milk
  08/26/17


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Date: August 25th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: mustard electric crackhouse

Please no "Did you see the fight outside?" lines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067546)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 4:55 PM
Author: charismatic mental disorder

you already mentioned my only opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067560)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: clear bisexual market

"Heh, you like to fuck?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067562)



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Date: August 26th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: Salmon gaped base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070361)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:01 PM
Author: Claret hateful school

"Aren't iPods crazy?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067598)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: grizzly state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067671)



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Date: August 26th, 2017 12:07 AM
Author: outnumbered autistic range windowlicker

180. The only true CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069900)



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Date: August 26th, 2017 7:16 AM
Author: Brilliant Seedy Black Woman

does this work now that iPods don't exist any more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070718)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: odious home sound barrier

*flaps arms*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067600)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Crusty infuriating dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067682)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: mint deranged new version

did you see that guy outside riding a horse? He was shirtless and had a bow and arrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067602)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Gay private investor

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067749)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Erotic parlor candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069180)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Vigorous coldplay fan

Hey, you look interesting, what brings you here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067674)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:21 PM
Author: mustard electric crackhouse

can i replace "you look interesting" with something else or is that line integral to the opening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067696)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Vigorous coldplay fan

You can replace it but it's actually quite important and subtle. It flatters the girl in an ambigous way, winks at the fact that she showed interEst, and then challenges her to live up to being interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067720)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Vigorous coldplay fan

Also what brings you here recenters to something concrete so she is whipsawed and wants to recite a chronology of her day, while in the back of her mind thinking I MUST BE INTERESTING.

Shifting quickly between near and far mode is key to seduction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067727)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: glittery dilemma

I don't like what brings you here. I'm here to fucking drink duh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067736)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Vigorous coldplay fan

Girls will give a narrative of their night. If they say I'm here to drink you learned about her, then you follow up. Conversation started.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067750)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:35 PM
Author: Primrose Halford Library

No one's asking you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067766)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Vigorous coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067791)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Vigorous coldplay fan

Hey, you look interesting, what brings you here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067675)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: glittery dilemma

Hey, how's your night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067708)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Vigorous coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067724)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: glittery dilemma

The normal stuff works best. If she's interested she's going to respond positively to that question and if not there isn't any pickup line that would make her interested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067732)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: Lake background story

(Only person ITT speaking with any authority on this subject)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069185)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: Erotic parlor candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069232)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: clear bisexual market

If not a handsome: Hi, what's your name?

If a handsome: Literally anything. e.g. Hi, you looked really cute so I wanted to say hello.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067709)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: glittery dilemma

Disagree on asking for name without talking a little first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067740)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: charismatic mental disorder

just immediately ask for name, write it down, walk away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067745)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: glittery dilemma

"I'll find you"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067748)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: clear bisexual market

cr. Get the name and get out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067753)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: grizzly state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067777)



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Date: August 26th, 2017 5:05 AM
Author: Provocative unhinged stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070674)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: Sepia twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067757)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: maroon aromatic idiot filthpig

kind of want to actually do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067796)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: glittery dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069174)



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Date: August 26th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: maroon aromatic idiot filthpig

90% she walks up to you shortly after you walk away and sit back down (assuming HANDSOME of course)

Fuck I think I'm gonna do this

None of my friends go out to bars anymore though, this definitely requires you have a group of friends to fall back to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070365)



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Date: August 26th, 2017 5:04 AM
Author: Provocative unhinged stag film

Punch it into your phone not looking at her finger up as if to say hold on a minute.

Scrutinize google results

Ok looks like you're clean.

*flap arms*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070673)



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Date: August 26th, 2017 5:22 AM
Author: Hairraiser native regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070683)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: mint deranged new version

If she's actually checking you out and not studying your weird aspie fisheyes, then it doesn't matter what you say so long as you go over to her within 30-90 seconds after she gave you the fuck me eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067710)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: Erotic parlor candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069184)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling iridescent step-uncle's house psychic

mind if i sit here and hit on you for a while?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067712)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: clear bisexual market

Too cheesy unless you're a Chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067715)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Duck-like Knife Electric Furnace

Its fine man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069165)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: bateful boiling water

"The industrial revolution and its consequences..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067743)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Fishy Menage Hairy Legs

Walk up behind, firm hand on shoulder, pull her back, rub your cock on her ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067751)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Vigorous coldplay fan

This is usually too much kino too fast unless you are megachad or at a Jersey Guido party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067793)



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Date: August 26th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Fishy Menage Hairy Legs

Or if she's black ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069947)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Vigorous coldplay fan

Grab her by the pussy. Bowling ball grip. Then ask if the squeeze is worth the juice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067798)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 6:30 PM
Author: Splenetic Telephone Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34068045)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:41 PM
Author: Ultramarine Theater Jewess

What's up, slut? You got any friends here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067803)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 6:31 PM
Author: Titillating hall jap

you got tickets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34068051)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: Cerise 180 Temple

"it's a free CUNTry!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34068055)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: multi-colored cheese-eating factory reset button

"Do you have a staring problem?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34068064)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: tripping senate

Read off some random xo thread titles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069202)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Duck-like Knife Electric Furnace

Actually works. A selection of the top 10 threads right now:

Gay friend of mine just asked me if he could blow me.

Kind of feel like rolling to DIVE BAR but can't show my face there anymore

How common is it to have a dick mounted above a pussy M. Obama style?

I need an extremely, extremely sad song RIGHT NOW

Hypo: you can take a time machine to watch 3 movies in theater on opening night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069239)



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Date: August 26th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: motley aggressive site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070387)



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Date: August 26th, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Angry Alcoholic Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070629)



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Date: August 26th, 2017 5:23 AM
Author: Hairraiser native regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070685)



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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: narrow-minded marketing idea

Pardon me, but god must have spent a little more time on u.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069228)



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Date: August 26th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: At-the-ready harsh milk

fake propose with lollipop ring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069978)



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Date: August 26th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: motley aggressive site

If you are going to keep staring at me, and now I'm staring back, we should at least know each others' names.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070403)



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Date: August 26th, 2017 5:06 AM
Author: Provocative unhinged stag film

Hillary Rodram Clinton used that line?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070675)



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Date: August 26th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: motley aggressive site

Lol, yeah, according to Bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34071787)



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Date: August 26th, 2017 5:19 AM
Author: At-the-ready harsh milk

spill your drink on her dress, apparently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070681)