I ain't got a hot pink band on my wrist

Probably got a lil' contraband in my piss

I ain't live my whole life plannin for this

I thumbed through the Bible, scanned the Koran

Not the most righteous man in the land

Hunted with the lions, ran with the lambs

My uncle raped me, that ain't natural Sam

We all got a story, most got a saga

Still hear the truth that's spoke by my father

Jim Beam sales has hope by the bottle

Life may suck but you don't gotta swallow

Love that man and his backwoods proverbs

Also love big tits or knockers

Even if they not hers shout to the doctor

What say, Pete, let us in, she gotcha

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