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I just fucking GAPED my girlfriend. Fuck that cunt.

We went on a date last night and basically she tried to star...
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...and then you woke up
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lol your pussy would quiver if boner_police got into bed wit...
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lol when did this happen
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halford posted pics and 29 legit posted about how she got in...
internet-worthy point ape
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nice story but it didn't actually happen except in your feve...
Infuriating Chartreuse Bawdyhouse
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The Julia part is true. She said something like "I woul...
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  09/20/17
the 29 part is also true. fucking pitiful that she denies it...
internet-worthy point ape
  09/20/17
What part seems unrealistic to you?
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wtf. XO broke another one?
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Are you guys going to work it out?
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bp's schtick is turning into some bizarre modern art schtick...
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He's entering his Cubism phase
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i really enjoy your poasting man
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Ive really missed out by not getting myself out there in the...
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lol
Glassy cruise ship jewess
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180 if theres any truth to this at all Fuck that cheating...
crusty crawly stage
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"and the cucking"
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First thing I noticed.
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You: figuratively gaping your gf Chad: literally gaping you...
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Glassy cruise ship jewess
  09/20/17
Sounds like a loving and supportive relationship. Congrats!
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Woah what's w the gay stuff man.
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  09/20/17
I am bisexual.
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wtf? New spin on the schtick?
Glassy cruise ship jewess
  09/20/17
This explains a lot Stop dating women and start dating me...
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Gross
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do you top or bottom? or are you into some versatile shit?
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wonderful
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Flame or not (it is), still 180
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or is it?
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i've only been half paying attention to this latest schtick ...
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*jumps security railing wearing a mask* *sneaks up behind...
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>>>and chads at gay bars. that'll show her!
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(guy missing the point)
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jumped the shark at "sexual market value"
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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: Maize Tripping Newt Famous Landscape Painting

We went on a date last night and basically she tried to start shit and kind of chip away at my ego and shit on me. And I usually let her and other girls do this because I'm afraid to stand my ground since usually when I do I step a little too far over the line and seriously offend the girl sometimes to the point where she starts crying. But I was getting so sick of this shit with my girlfriend, and the cucking, and all of this other shit that I had to strike back last night. And it didn't happen until late in the game. So she's shitting on me per usual but then has the GALL to suggest she's out of my league.

I fucking destroyed her holy fuck.

Went off and broke down every aspect of her appearance, what was unattractive about it, and why I specifically am better looking and have higher sexual market value. I then followed it up with a rant about how she's profoundly insecure and self-hating and just picked apart her personality and psychology.

She was in tears in this whole restaurant full of people--I really fucked her up, but there's no way I would stop there. I got up out of my chair, pushed it back toward the table, walked behind her, craned my head over her ear, and whispered to her that I'm spending this week with nasty whores and chads at gay bars. Then I walked out, texted this shrew I met a couple of weeks ago at a bar, went to her house, drank together, and had sex. I took a picture of us in bed together and sent it to my girlfriend. She read the text this morning and sent back a fucking WALL of text about how she's sorry and etc.

Seriously fuck that fucking whore bitch. Holy fuck I feel so good right now. I'm fucking high. I can't wait to see how she reacts when she knows I'm bumping lines off of dudes' boners Thursday night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249661)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: brilliant charismatic home athletic conference

CHAD MINDSET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249667)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Maize Tripping Newt Famous Landscape Painting

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250338)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling lodge liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250594)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: Vibrant haunted graveyard faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250657)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:20 PM
Author: Glassy cruise ship jewess

This

Can't believe he still called her his girlfriend after the cucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251053)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: multi-colored state national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249670)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Infuriating Chartreuse Bawdyhouse

...and then you woke up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249672)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: internet-worthy point ape

lol your pussy would quiver if boner_police got into bed with you. remember that time you violently orgasmed to halford's pics? it'll be like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249687)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: lilac house-broken piazza sandwich

lol when did this happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249693)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: internet-worthy point ape

halford posted pics and 29 legit posted about how she got instantly wet. julia also posted some absurdly raunchy things that she then proceeded to blank. it was fucking crazy, wish i remembered the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249703)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: Infuriating Chartreuse Bawdyhouse

nice story but it didn't actually happen except in your fevered imagination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249851)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac library

The Julia part is true. She said something like "I would milk all over halfords dick"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250365)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: internet-worthy point ape

the 29 part is also true. fucking pitiful that she denies it because she knows i can't find the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250577)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:32 AM
Author: Obsidian mother office

What part seems unrealistic to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250355)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: buff abusive crackhouse rigor

wtf. XO broke another one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249678)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: irradiated gaming laptop

Are you guys going to work it out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249679)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: lilac house-broken piazza sandwich

bp's schtick is turning into some bizarre modern art schtick. 180

It's like how PIcasso went from realist paintings to more abstract shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249685)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: Obsidian mother office

He's entering his Cubism phase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250359)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:34 AM
Author: lilac house-broken piazza sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250369)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: confused antidepressant drug step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250744)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: Histrionic sepia puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250761)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Glassy cruise ship jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251059)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Disturbing den brethren

i really enjoy your poasting man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249698)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: magical apoplectic range

Ive really missed out by not getting myself out there in the dating world. I can see that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249822)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Glassy cruise ship jewess

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251066)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: crusty crawly stage

180 if theres any truth to this at all

Fuck that cheating slut, you can do better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249842)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: Histrionic sepia puppy

"and the cucking"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250360)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Ruddy messiness genital piercing

First thing I noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250402)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: abnormal light location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250612)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: misanthropic arrogant gas station trump supporter

You: figuratively gaping your gf

Chad: literally gaping your gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250662)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Glassy cruise ship jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251070)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Sapphire Exciting Psychic Church Building

Sounds like a loving and supportive relationship. Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250681)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal trailer park wrinkle

Woah what's w the gay stuff man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250738)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Maize Tripping Newt Famous Landscape Painting

I am bisexual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251019)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Glassy cruise ship jewess

wtf?

New spin on the schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251073)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: crusty crawly stage

This explains a lot

Stop dating women and start dating men. Youre gay. No wonder you pick trashy, shitty women. You pick women you dislike that treat you like shit bc subconsciously you want to date men.

I could be wrong here but i dont think i am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251080)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: balding dull telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251142)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal trailer park wrinkle

Gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251193)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: Learning disabled old irish cottage pit

do you top or bottom? or are you into some versatile shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251209)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: spectacular set

wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34288976)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:32 AM
Author: brilliant charismatic home athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34289015)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: Adventurous Casino Dragon

Flame or not (it is), still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250792)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:52 PM
Author: Histrionic sepia puppy

or is it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250800)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: crusty crawly stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251110)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: balding dull telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251130)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: dashing pearly generalized bond rigpig

i've only been half paying attention to this latest schtick development, but looks like it just went to the next phase.

sort of reminds me of the old WWF process. they introduce you to a new character for a few weeks before they get him into a major feud.

we have reached this character's feud stage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251186)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: Glassy cruise ship jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251194)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: Avocado razzle-dazzle pervert

*jumps security railing wearing a mask*

*sneaks up behind boner police as he stands in the middle of the ring, railing against his GF on the microphone*

*as the crowd reaction changes, boner police realizes something is amiss and slowly begins to turn around*

INTO A DIAMOND CUTTER!!! DIAMOND CUTTER!!!! DIAMOND CUTTER!!!

*DDC picks up the microphone, stands over the lifeless body of boner police, and slowly removes the mask*

"You said you were looking for a feud? Well a feud just found you. BAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!"

*escapes into the crowd as security rushes the ring and announcers go on yelling about how "BY GAWD, THAT'S DIAMOND DALLAS CHAD . . . HE DOESNT EVEN WORK HERE, HOW DID HE GET INTO THE BUILDING"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251278)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Maize Tripping Newt Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34252712)



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Date: September 21st, 2017 10:38 AM
Author: Learning disabled old irish cottage pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34258464)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: Mewling bat-shit-crazy degenerate

>>>and chads at gay bars.

that'll show her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251212)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Effete french toilet seat garrison

(guy missing the point)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251235)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: Learning disabled old irish cottage pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34288959)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Effete french toilet seat garrison

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251232)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 4:33 PM
Author: sexy disgusting masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34252753)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: white diverse university jew

"I got up out of my chair, pushed it back toward the table, walked behind her, craned my head over her ear, and whispered to her..."

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34288971)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:39 AM
Author: Lime Partner

yeah, that's when it got weird...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34289046)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:11 AM
Author: arousing police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#35459092)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:24 AM
Author: spruce sick senate

jumped the shark at "sexual market value"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#35459097)