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I just fucking GAPED my girlfriend. Fuck that cunt.

We went on a date last night and basically she tried to star...
Misanthropic khaki clown
  09/20/17
CHAD MINDSET
Charismatic mentally impaired dog poop friendly grandma
  09/20/17
cr
Misanthropic khaki clown
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grizzly set dysfunction
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spectacular disturbing spot
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This Can't believe he still called her his girlfriend aft...
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  09/20/17
...and then you woke up
Nofapping Pisswyrm
  09/20/17
lol your pussy would quiver if boner_police got into bed wit...
brilliant effete preventive strike
  09/20/17
lol when did this happen
vigorous cuck nowag
  09/20/17
halford posted pics and 29 legit posted about how she got in...
brilliant effete preventive strike
  09/20/17
nice story but it didn't actually happen except in your feve...
Nofapping Pisswyrm
  09/20/17
The Julia part is true. She said something like "I woul...
fishy shaky candlestick maker kitty
  09/20/17
the 29 part is also true. fucking pitiful that she denies it...
brilliant effete preventive strike
  09/20/17
What part seems unrealistic to you?
mind-boggling hospital yarmulke
  09/20/17
wtf. XO broke another one?
green greedy multi-billionaire gaping
  09/20/17
Are you guys going to work it out?
flushed genital piercing
  09/20/17
bp's schtick is turning into some bizarre modern art schtick...
vigorous cuck nowag
  09/20/17
He's entering his Cubism phase
mind-boggling hospital yarmulke
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vigorous cuck nowag
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Insane Party Of The First Part
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Cheese-eating cordovan giraffe
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topaz personal credit line
  09/20/17
i really enjoy your poasting man
Razzmatazz Abnormal Psychic
  09/20/17
Ive really missed out by not getting myself out there in the...
canary jewess
  09/20/17
lol
topaz personal credit line
  09/20/17
180 if theres any truth to this at all Fuck that cheating...
Pungent pit
  09/20/17
"and the cucking"
Cheese-eating cordovan giraffe
  09/20/17
First thing I noticed.
Medicated abode blood rage
  09/20/17
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very tactful tanning salon gunner
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You: figuratively gaping your gf Chad: literally gaping you...
exhilarant sneaky criminal office
  09/20/17
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topaz personal credit line
  09/20/17
Sounds like a loving and supportive relationship. Congrats!
appetizing theater boiling water
  09/20/17
Woah what's w the gay stuff man.
arousing mental disorder heaven
  09/20/17
I am bisexual.
Misanthropic khaki clown
  09/20/17
wtf? New spin on the schtick?
topaz personal credit line
  09/20/17
This explains a lot Stop dating women and start dating me...
Pungent pit
  09/20/17
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Slimy parlor
  09/20/17
Gross
arousing mental disorder heaven
  09/20/17
do you top or bottom? or are you into some versatile shit?
glittery impertinent site degenerate
  09/20/17
wonderful
Adventurous Irate State
  09/25/17
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Charismatic mentally impaired dog poop friendly grandma
  09/25/17
Flame or not (it is), still 180
internet-worthy trip church
  09/20/17
or is it?
Cheese-eating cordovan giraffe
  09/20/17
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Pungent pit
  09/20/17
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Slimy parlor
  09/20/17
i've only been half paying attention to this latest schtick ...
hairless concupiscible box office new version
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topaz personal credit line
  09/20/17
*jumps security railing wearing a mask* *sneaks up behind...
at-the-ready vibrant dilemma background story
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Misanthropic khaki clown
  09/20/17
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glittery impertinent site degenerate
  09/21/17
>>>and chads at gay bars. that'll show her!
Sticky adulterous theatre fat ankles
  09/20/17
(guy missing the point)
snowy sickened chad fanboi
  09/20/17
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glittery impertinent site degenerate
  09/25/17
LMAO
snowy sickened chad fanboi
  09/20/17
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Crystalline alcoholic half-breed
  09/20/17
"I got up out of my chair, pushed it back toward the ta...
Vermilion market
  09/25/17
yeah, that's when it got weird...
180 people who are hurt elastic band
  09/25/17
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Marvelous Pearly Hell Immigrant
  02/22/18
jumped the shark at "sexual market value"
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  02/22/18


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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: Misanthropic khaki clown

We went on a date last night and basically she tried to start shit and kind of chip away at my ego and shit on me. And I usually let her and other girls do this because I'm afraid to stand my ground since usually when I do I step a little too far over the line and seriously offend the girl sometimes to the point where she starts crying. But I was getting so sick of this shit with my girlfriend, and the cucking, and all of this other shit that I had to strike back last night. And it didn't happen until late in the game. So she's shitting on me per usual but then has the GALL to suggest she's out of my league.

I fucking destroyed her holy fuck.

Went off and broke down every aspect of her appearance, what was unattractive about it, and why I specifically am better looking and have higher sexual market value. I then followed it up with a rant about how she's profoundly insecure and self-hating and just picked apart her personality and psychology.

She was in tears in this whole restaurant full of people--I really fucked her up, but there's no way I would stop there. I got up out of my chair, pushed it back toward the table, walked behind her, craned my head over her ear, and whispered to her that I'm spending this week with nasty whores and chads at gay bars. Then I walked out, texted this shrew I met a couple of weeks ago at a bar, went to her house, drank together, and had sex. I took a picture of us in bed together and sent it to my girlfriend. She read the text this morning and sent back a fucking WALL of text about how she's sorry and etc.

Seriously fuck that fucking whore bitch. Holy fuck I feel so good right now. I'm fucking high. I can't wait to see how she reacts when she knows I'm bumping lines off of dudes' boners Thursday night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249661)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Charismatic mentally impaired dog poop friendly grandma

CHAD MINDSET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249667)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Misanthropic khaki clown

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250338)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: grizzly set dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250594)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: spectacular disturbing spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250657)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:20 PM
Author: topaz personal credit line

This

Can't believe he still called her his girlfriend after the cucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251053)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: charcoal startled corn cake brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249670)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Nofapping Pisswyrm

...and then you woke up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249672)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: brilliant effete preventive strike

lol your pussy would quiver if boner_police got into bed with you. remember that time you violently orgasmed to halford's pics? it'll be like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249687)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: vigorous cuck nowag

lol when did this happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249693)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: brilliant effete preventive strike

halford posted pics and 29 legit posted about how she got instantly wet. julia also posted some absurdly raunchy things that she then proceeded to blank. it was fucking crazy, wish i remembered the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249703)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: Nofapping Pisswyrm

nice story but it didn't actually happen except in your fevered imagination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249851)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: fishy shaky candlestick maker kitty

The Julia part is true. She said something like "I would milk all over halfords dick"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250365)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: brilliant effete preventive strike

the 29 part is also true. fucking pitiful that she denies it because she knows i can't find the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250577)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:32 AM
Author: mind-boggling hospital yarmulke

What part seems unrealistic to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250355)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: green greedy multi-billionaire gaping

wtf. XO broke another one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249678)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: flushed genital piercing

Are you guys going to work it out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249679)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: vigorous cuck nowag

bp's schtick is turning into some bizarre modern art schtick. 180

It's like how PIcasso went from realist paintings to more abstract shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249685)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: mind-boggling hospital yarmulke

He's entering his Cubism phase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250359)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:34 AM
Author: vigorous cuck nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250369)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Insane Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250744)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: Cheese-eating cordovan giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250761)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: topaz personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251059)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Abnormal Psychic

i really enjoy your poasting man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249698)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: canary jewess

Ive really missed out by not getting myself out there in the dating world. I can see that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249822)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: topaz personal credit line

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251066)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: Pungent pit

180 if theres any truth to this at all

Fuck that cheating slut, you can do better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249842)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: Cheese-eating cordovan giraffe

"and the cucking"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250360)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Medicated abode blood rage

First thing I noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250402)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: very tactful tanning salon gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250612)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: exhilarant sneaky criminal office

You: figuratively gaping your gf

Chad: literally gaping your gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250662)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: topaz personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251070)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: appetizing theater boiling water

Sounds like a loving and supportive relationship. Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250681)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: arousing mental disorder heaven

Woah what's w the gay stuff man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250738)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Misanthropic khaki clown

I am bisexual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251019)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: topaz personal credit line

wtf?

New spin on the schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251073)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: Pungent pit

This explains a lot

Stop dating women and start dating men. Youre gay. No wonder you pick trashy, shitty women. You pick women you dislike that treat you like shit bc subconsciously you want to date men.

I could be wrong here but i dont think i am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251080)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Slimy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251142)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: arousing mental disorder heaven

Gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251193)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: glittery impertinent site degenerate

do you top or bottom? or are you into some versatile shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251209)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: Adventurous Irate State

wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34288976)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:32 AM
Author: Charismatic mentally impaired dog poop friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34289015)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: internet-worthy trip church

Flame or not (it is), still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250792)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:52 PM
Author: Cheese-eating cordovan giraffe

or is it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250800)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Pungent pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251110)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: Slimy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251130)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: hairless concupiscible box office new version

i've only been half paying attention to this latest schtick development, but looks like it just went to the next phase.

sort of reminds me of the old WWF process. they introduce you to a new character for a few weeks before they get him into a major feud.

we have reached this character's feud stage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251186)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: topaz personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251194)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: at-the-ready vibrant dilemma background story

*jumps security railing wearing a mask*

*sneaks up behind boner police as he stands in the middle of the ring, railing against his GF on the microphone*

*as the crowd reaction changes, boner police realizes something is amiss and slowly begins to turn around*

INTO A DIAMOND CUTTER!!! DIAMOND CUTTER!!!! DIAMOND CUTTER!!!

*DDC picks up the microphone, stands over the lifeless body of boner police, and slowly removes the mask*

"You said you were looking for a feud? Well a feud just found you. BAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!"

*escapes into the crowd as security rushes the ring and announcers go on yelling about how "BY GAWD, THAT'S DIAMOND DALLAS CHAD . . . HE DOESNT EVEN WORK HERE, HOW DID HE GET INTO THE BUILDING"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251278)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Misanthropic khaki clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34252712)



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Date: September 21st, 2017 10:38 AM
Author: glittery impertinent site degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34258464)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: Sticky adulterous theatre fat ankles

>>>and chads at gay bars.

that'll show her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251212)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: snowy sickened chad fanboi

(guy missing the point)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251235)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: glittery impertinent site degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34288959)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: snowy sickened chad fanboi

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251232)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 4:33 PM
Author: Crystalline alcoholic half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34252753)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: Vermilion market

"I got up out of my chair, pushed it back toward the table, walked behind her, craned my head over her ear, and whispered to her..."

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34288971)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:39 AM
Author: 180 people who are hurt elastic band

yeah, that's when it got weird...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34289046)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:11 AM
Author: Marvelous Pearly Hell Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#35459092)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:24 AM
Author: Maroon stirring casino famous landscape painting

jumped the shark at "sexual market value"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#35459097)