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I just fucking GAPED my girlfriend. Fuck that cunt.

We went on a date last night and basically she tried to star...
Glittery buff parlour wrinkle
  09/20/17
CHAD MINDSET
Sticky self-absorbed dog poop depressive
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cr
Glittery buff parlour wrinkle
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This Can't believe he still called her his girlfriend aft...
Glassy Cruel-hearted Sanctuary
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...and then you woke up
Sinister dashing theater faggotry
  09/20/17
lol your pussy would quiver if boner_police got into bed wit...
beady-eyed ivory senate
  09/20/17
lol when did this happen
Rebellious appetizing address coffee pot
  09/20/17
halford posted pics and 29 legit posted about how she got in...
beady-eyed ivory senate
  09/20/17
nice story but it didn't actually happen except in your feve...
Sinister dashing theater faggotry
  09/20/17
The Julia part is true. She said something like "I woul...
exciting grizzly home
  09/20/17
the 29 part is also true. fucking pitiful that she denies it...
beady-eyed ivory senate
  09/20/17
What part seems unrealistic to you?
stirring idiotic nursing home
  09/20/17
wtf. XO broke another one?
Fragrant sapphire foreskin
  09/20/17
Are you guys going to work it out?
Amethyst histrionic idea he suggested
  09/20/17
bp's schtick is turning into some bizarre modern art schtick...
Rebellious appetizing address coffee pot
  09/20/17
He's entering his Cubism phase
stirring idiotic nursing home
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Rebellious appetizing address coffee pot
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Shivering bisexual ladyboy
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Glassy Cruel-hearted Sanctuary
  09/20/17
i really enjoy your poasting man
diverse pit crotch
  09/20/17
Ive really missed out by not getting myself out there in the...
Rambunctious Opaque Coldplay Fan Public Bath
  09/20/17
lol
Glassy Cruel-hearted Sanctuary
  09/20/17
180 if theres any truth to this at all Fuck that cheating...
sable school cafeteria useless brakes
  09/20/17
"and the cucking"
Shivering bisexual ladyboy
  09/20/17
First thing I noticed.
Lascivious ratface
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supple karate
  09/20/17
You: figuratively gaping your gf Chad: literally gaping you...
Bateful skinny woman
  09/20/17
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Glassy Cruel-hearted Sanctuary
  09/20/17
Sounds like a loving and supportive relationship. Congrats!
Emerald Motley National Milk
  09/20/17
Woah what's w the gay stuff man.
Duck-like temple organic girlfriend
  09/20/17
I am bisexual.
Glittery buff parlour wrinkle
  09/20/17
wtf? New spin on the schtick?
Glassy Cruel-hearted Sanctuary
  09/20/17
This explains a lot Stop dating women and start dating me...
sable school cafeteria useless brakes
  09/20/17
...
contagious locale halford
  09/20/17
Gross
Duck-like temple organic girlfriend
  09/20/17
do you top or bottom? or are you into some versatile shit?
razzmatazz psychic dilemma
  09/20/17
wonderful
Mint offensive point voyeur
  09/25/17
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Sticky self-absorbed dog poop depressive
  09/25/17
Flame or not (it is), still 180
Bat shit crazy house-broken house pisswyrm
  09/20/17
or is it?
Shivering bisexual ladyboy
  09/20/17
...
sable school cafeteria useless brakes
  09/20/17
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contagious locale halford
  09/20/17
i've only been half paying attention to this latest schtick ...
hilarious hideous university
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Glassy Cruel-hearted Sanctuary
  09/20/17
*jumps security railing wearing a mask* *sneaks up behind...
aromatic half-breed
  09/20/17
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Glittery buff parlour wrinkle
  09/20/17
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razzmatazz psychic dilemma
  09/21/17
>>>and chads at gay bars. that'll show her!
cracking boiling water
  09/20/17
(guy missing the point)
startled aggressive generalized bond
  09/20/17
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razzmatazz psychic dilemma
  09/25/17
LMAO
startled aggressive generalized bond
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  09/20/17
"I got up out of my chair, pushed it back toward the ta...
Deranged jet mad cow disease
  09/25/17
yeah, that's when it got weird...
Maize irate multi-billionaire
  09/25/17
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cobalt at-the-ready mediation
  02/22/18
jumped the shark at "sexual market value"
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  02/22/18


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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: Glittery buff parlour wrinkle

We went on a date last night and basically she tried to start shit and kind of chip away at my ego and shit on me. And I usually let her and other girls do this because I'm afraid to stand my ground since usually when I do I step a little too far over the line and seriously offend the girl sometimes to the point where she starts crying. But I was getting so sick of this shit with my girlfriend, and the cucking, and all of this other shit that I had to strike back last night. And it didn't happen until late in the game. So she's shitting on me per usual but then has the GALL to suggest she's out of my league.

I fucking destroyed her holy fuck.

Went off and broke down every aspect of her appearance, what was unattractive about it, and why I specifically am better looking and have higher sexual market value. I then followed it up with a rant about how she's profoundly insecure and self-hating and just picked apart her personality and psychology.

She was in tears in this whole restaurant full of people--I really fucked her up, but there's no way I would stop there. I got up out of my chair, pushed it back toward the table, walked behind her, craned my head over her ear, and whispered to her that I'm spending this week with nasty whores and chads at gay bars. Then I walked out, texted this shrew I met a couple of weeks ago at a bar, went to her house, drank together, and had sex. I took a picture of us in bed together and sent it to my girlfriend. She read the text this morning and sent back a fucking WALL of text about how she's sorry and etc.

Seriously fuck that fucking whore bitch. Holy fuck I feel so good right now. I'm fucking high. I can't wait to see how she reacts when she knows I'm bumping lines off of dudes' boners Thursday night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249661)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Sticky self-absorbed dog poop depressive

CHAD MINDSET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249667)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Glittery buff parlour wrinkle

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250338)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: plum misanthropic doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250594)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: Stimulating library volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250657)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:20 PM
Author: Glassy Cruel-hearted Sanctuary

This

Can't believe he still called her his girlfriend after the cucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251053)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Flushed brunch mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249670)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Sinister dashing theater faggotry

...and then you woke up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249672)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: beady-eyed ivory senate

lol your pussy would quiver if boner_police got into bed with you. remember that time you violently orgasmed to halford's pics? it'll be like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249687)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: Rebellious appetizing address coffee pot

lol when did this happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249693)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: beady-eyed ivory senate

halford posted pics and 29 legit posted about how she got instantly wet. julia also posted some absurdly raunchy things that she then proceeded to blank. it was fucking crazy, wish i remembered the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249703)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: Sinister dashing theater faggotry

nice story but it didn't actually happen except in your fevered imagination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249851)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: exciting grizzly home

The Julia part is true. She said something like "I would milk all over halfords dick"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250365)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed ivory senate

the 29 part is also true. fucking pitiful that she denies it because she knows i can't find the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250577)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:32 AM
Author: stirring idiotic nursing home

What part seems unrealistic to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250355)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Fragrant sapphire foreskin

wtf. XO broke another one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249678)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Amethyst histrionic idea he suggested

Are you guys going to work it out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249679)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Rebellious appetizing address coffee pot

bp's schtick is turning into some bizarre modern art schtick. 180

It's like how PIcasso went from realist paintings to more abstract shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249685)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: stirring idiotic nursing home

He's entering his Cubism phase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250359)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:34 AM
Author: Rebellious appetizing address coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250369)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Outnumbered Bearded Personal Credit Line Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250744)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: Shivering bisexual ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250761)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Glassy Cruel-hearted Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251059)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: diverse pit crotch

i really enjoy your poasting man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249698)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Rambunctious Opaque Coldplay Fan Public Bath

Ive really missed out by not getting myself out there in the dating world. I can see that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249822)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Glassy Cruel-hearted Sanctuary

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251066)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: sable school cafeteria useless brakes

180 if theres any truth to this at all

Fuck that cheating slut, you can do better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249842)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: Shivering bisexual ladyboy

"and the cucking"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250360)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Lascivious ratface

First thing I noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250402)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: supple karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250612)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Bateful skinny woman

You: figuratively gaping your gf

Chad: literally gaping your gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250662)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Glassy Cruel-hearted Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251070)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Emerald Motley National Milk

Sounds like a loving and supportive relationship. Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250681)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: Duck-like temple organic girlfriend

Woah what's w the gay stuff man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250738)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Glittery buff parlour wrinkle

I am bisexual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251019)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Glassy Cruel-hearted Sanctuary

wtf?

New spin on the schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251073)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: sable school cafeteria useless brakes

This explains a lot

Stop dating women and start dating men. Youre gay. No wonder you pick trashy, shitty women. You pick women you dislike that treat you like shit bc subconsciously you want to date men.

I could be wrong here but i dont think i am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251080)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: contagious locale halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251142)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: Duck-like temple organic girlfriend

Gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251193)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz psychic dilemma

do you top or bottom? or are you into some versatile shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251209)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: Mint offensive point voyeur

wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34288976)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:32 AM
Author: Sticky self-absorbed dog poop depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34289015)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy house-broken house pisswyrm

Flame or not (it is), still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250792)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:52 PM
Author: Shivering bisexual ladyboy

or is it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250800)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: sable school cafeteria useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251110)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: contagious locale halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251130)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: hilarious hideous university

i've only been half paying attention to this latest schtick development, but looks like it just went to the next phase.

sort of reminds me of the old WWF process. they introduce you to a new character for a few weeks before they get him into a major feud.

we have reached this character's feud stage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251186)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: Glassy Cruel-hearted Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251194)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: aromatic half-breed

*jumps security railing wearing a mask*

*sneaks up behind boner police as he stands in the middle of the ring, railing against his GF on the microphone*

*as the crowd reaction changes, boner police realizes something is amiss and slowly begins to turn around*

INTO A DIAMOND CUTTER!!! DIAMOND CUTTER!!!! DIAMOND CUTTER!!!

*DDC picks up the microphone, stands over the lifeless body of boner police, and slowly removes the mask*

"You said you were looking for a feud? Well a feud just found you. BAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!"

*escapes into the crowd as security rushes the ring and announcers go on yelling about how "BY GAWD, THAT'S DIAMOND DALLAS CHAD . . . HE DOESNT EVEN WORK HERE, HOW DID HE GET INTO THE BUILDING"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251278)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Glittery buff parlour wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34252712)



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Date: September 21st, 2017 10:38 AM
Author: razzmatazz psychic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34258464)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: cracking boiling water

>>>and chads at gay bars.

that'll show her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251212)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: startled aggressive generalized bond

(guy missing the point)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251235)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: razzmatazz psychic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34288959)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: startled aggressive generalized bond

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251232)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 4:33 PM
Author: low-t whorehouse sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34252753)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: Deranged jet mad cow disease

"I got up out of my chair, pushed it back toward the table, walked behind her, craned my head over her ear, and whispered to her..."

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34288971)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:39 AM
Author: Maize irate multi-billionaire

yeah, that's when it got weird...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34289046)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:11 AM
Author: cobalt at-the-ready mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#35459092)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:24 AM
Author: Crystalline impressive principal's office

jumped the shark at "sexual market value"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#35459097)