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I just fucking GAPED my girlfriend. Fuck that cunt.

We went on a date last night and basically she tried to star...
Amber main people
  09/20/17
CHAD MINDSET
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...and then you woke up
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lol when did this happen
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halford posted pics and 29 legit posted about how she got in...
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  09/20/17
nice story but it didn't actually happen except in your feve...
Arrogant sanctuary
  09/20/17
The Julia part is true. She said something like "I woul...
Fluffy kitchen
  09/20/17
the 29 part is also true. fucking pitiful that she denies it...
Low-t Parlour Blood Rage
  09/20/17
What part seems unrealistic to you?
Dark Macaca
  09/20/17
wtf. XO broke another one?
lascivious locus
  09/20/17
Are you guys going to work it out?
hot drunken dysfunction
  09/20/17
bp's schtick is turning into some bizarre modern art schtick...
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He's entering his Cubism phase
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i really enjoy your poasting man
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180 if theres any truth to this at all Fuck that cheating...
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"and the cucking"
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First thing I noticed.
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You: figuratively gaping your gf Chad: literally gaping you...
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Sounds like a loving and supportive relationship. Congrats!
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Woah what's w the gay stuff man.
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  09/20/17
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  09/20/17
wtf? New spin on the schtick?
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This explains a lot Stop dating women and start dating me...
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Gross
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do you top or bottom? or are you into some versatile shit?
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wonderful
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  09/25/17
Flame or not (it is), still 180
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  09/20/17
or is it?
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  09/20/17
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  09/20/17
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i've only been half paying attention to this latest schtick ...
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*jumps security railing wearing a mask* *sneaks up behind...
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  09/21/17
>>>and chads at gay bars. that'll show her!
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(guy missing the point)
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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: Amber main people

We went on a date last night and basically she tried to start shit and kind of chip away at my ego and shit on me. And I usually let her and other girls do this because I'm afraid to stand my ground since usually when I do I step a little too far over the line and seriously offend the girl sometimes to the point where she starts crying. But I was getting so sick of this shit with my girlfriend, and the cucking, and all of this other shit that I had to strike back last night. And it didn't happen until late in the game. So she's shitting on me per usual but then has the GALL to suggest she's out of my league.

I fucking destroyed her holy fuck.

Went off and broke down every aspect of her appearance, what was unattractive about it, and why I specifically am better looking and have higher sexual market value. I then followed it up with a rant about how she's profoundly insecure and self-hating and just picked apart her personality and psychology.

She was in tears in this whole restaurant full of people--I really fucked her up, but there's no way I would stop there. I got up out of my chair, pushed it back toward the table, walked behind her, craned my head over her ear, and whispered to her that I'm spending this week with nasty whores and chads at gay bars. Then I walked out, texted this shrew I met a couple of weeks ago at a bar, went to her house, drank together, and had sex. I took a picture of us in bed together and sent it to my girlfriend. She read the text this morning and sent back a fucking WALL of text about how she's sorry and etc.

Seriously fuck that fucking whore bitch. Holy fuck I feel so good right now. I'm fucking high. I can't wait to see how she reacts when she knows I'm bumping lines off of dudes' boners Thursday night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249661)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Navy arousing juggernaut

CHAD MINDSET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249667)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Amber main people

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250338)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: duck-like bright center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250594)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: Electric green bawdyhouse queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250657)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:20 PM
Author: talking piazza affirmative action

This

Can't believe he still called her his girlfriend after the cucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251053)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Carmine Halford Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249670)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Arrogant sanctuary

...and then you woke up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249672)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Low-t Parlour Blood Rage

lol your pussy would quiver if boner_police got into bed with you. remember that time you violently orgasmed to halford's pics? it'll be like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249687)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: Jade unhinged boltzmann mood

lol when did this happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249693)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: Low-t Parlour Blood Rage

halford posted pics and 29 legit posted about how she got instantly wet. julia also posted some absurdly raunchy things that she then proceeded to blank. it was fucking crazy, wish i remembered the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249703)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: Arrogant sanctuary

nice story but it didn't actually happen except in your fevered imagination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249851)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: Fluffy kitchen

The Julia part is true. She said something like "I would milk all over halfords dick"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250365)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Low-t Parlour Blood Rage

the 29 part is also true. fucking pitiful that she denies it because she knows i can't find the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250577)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:32 AM
Author: Dark Macaca

What part seems unrealistic to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250355)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: lascivious locus

wtf. XO broke another one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249678)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: hot drunken dysfunction

Are you guys going to work it out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249679)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Jade unhinged boltzmann mood

bp's schtick is turning into some bizarre modern art schtick. 180

It's like how PIcasso went from realist paintings to more abstract shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249685)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: Dark Macaca

He's entering his Cubism phase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250359)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:34 AM
Author: Jade unhinged boltzmann mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250369)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Chestnut house ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250744)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: white irradiated mad-dog skullcap address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250761)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: talking piazza affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251059)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: sienna anal theatre shitlib

i really enjoy your poasting man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249698)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Cheese-eating excitant lodge masturbator

Ive really missed out by not getting myself out there in the dating world. I can see that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249822)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: talking piazza affirmative action

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251066)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: Diverse roast beef

180 if theres any truth to this at all

Fuck that cheating slut, you can do better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249842)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: white irradiated mad-dog skullcap address

"and the cucking"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250360)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Passionate yellow new version

First thing I noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250402)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Aromatic hairless filthpig rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250612)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: henna vigorous friendly grandma

You: figuratively gaping your gf

Chad: literally gaping your gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250662)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: talking piazza affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251070)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Underhanded marvelous tanning salon patrolman

Sounds like a loving and supportive relationship. Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250681)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: Razzle Principal's Office Cuckoldry

Woah what's w the gay stuff man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250738)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Amber main people

I am bisexual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251019)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: talking piazza affirmative action

wtf?

New spin on the schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251073)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: Diverse roast beef

This explains a lot

Stop dating women and start dating men. Youre gay. No wonder you pick trashy, shitty women. You pick women you dislike that treat you like shit bc subconsciously you want to date men.

I could be wrong here but i dont think i am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251080)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: histrionic ungodly background story trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251142)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: Razzle Principal's Office Cuckoldry

Gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251193)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal cobalt gaping parlor

do you top or bottom? or are you into some versatile shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251209)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: Bonkers Scarlet National Security Agency

wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34288976)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:32 AM
Author: Navy arousing juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34289015)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: floppy flickering university

Flame or not (it is), still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250792)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:52 PM
Author: white irradiated mad-dog skullcap address

or is it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250800)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Diverse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251110)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: histrionic ungodly background story trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251130)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: nighttime poppy quadroon

i've only been half paying attention to this latest schtick development, but looks like it just went to the next phase.

sort of reminds me of the old WWF process. they introduce you to a new character for a few weeks before they get him into a major feud.

we have reached this character's feud stage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251186)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: talking piazza affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251194)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: tripping confused stage

*jumps security railing wearing a mask*

*sneaks up behind boner police as he stands in the middle of the ring, railing against his GF on the microphone*

*as the crowd reaction changes, boner police realizes something is amiss and slowly begins to turn around*

INTO A DIAMOND CUTTER!!! DIAMOND CUTTER!!!! DIAMOND CUTTER!!!

*DDC picks up the microphone, stands over the lifeless body of boner police, and slowly removes the mask*

"You said you were looking for a feud? Well a feud just found you. BAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!"

*escapes into the crowd as security rushes the ring and announcers go on yelling about how "BY GAWD, THAT'S DIAMOND DALLAS CHAD . . . HE DOESNT EVEN WORK HERE, HOW DID HE GET INTO THE BUILDING"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251278)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Amber main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34252712)



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Date: September 21st, 2017 10:38 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal cobalt gaping parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34258464)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: zippy dingle berry lay

>>>and chads at gay bars.

that'll show her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251212)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Cerise fighting community account twinkling uncleanness

(guy missing the point)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251235)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal cobalt gaping parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34288959)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Cerise fighting community account twinkling uncleanness

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251232)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 4:33 PM
Author: Blathering cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34252753)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: onyx thirsty senate voyeur

"I got up out of my chair, pushed it back toward the table, walked behind her, craned my head over her ear, and whispered to her..."

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34288971)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:39 AM
Author: salmon provocative mad cow disease property

yeah, that's when it got weird...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34289046)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:11 AM
Author: gay nursing home double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#35459092)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:24 AM
Author: Talented ladyboy

jumped the shark at "sexual market value"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#35459097)