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PROLE TELLS You've Seen At SA / Callback Lunches

not knowing which are your bread plate and drinking glasses ...
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/27/17
not knowing a plate from a glass is not a prole tell, it's r...
dashing office telephone
  09/28/17
...
razzle ebony stead toilet seat
  09/28/17
...
pea-brained carnelian house
  09/28/17
...
topaz misunderstood jew ceo
  07/24/18
calling flame on the napkin bib at a callback/SA lunch
Carmine travel guidebook piazza
  09/27/17
i've seen it multiple times.
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/27/17
please tell me it was a crab joint
Carmine travel guidebook piazza
  09/27/17
ljl nope
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/27/17
:_(
Carmine travel guidebook piazza
  09/27/17
...
fighting mediation
  09/28/17
I've seen it a few times myself, and it seemed highly correl...
lascivious water buffalo gas station
  09/28/17
negro at a cls/nyu spring 1L reception w the suit brand's ta...
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/27/17
I like when people wear jackets with the vent tacked shut
Carmine travel guidebook piazza
  09/27/17
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embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/27/17
...
idiotic stag film half-breed
  09/27/17
...
swashbuckling place of business indirect expression
  09/28/17
Fubu?
Snowy background story
  09/27/17
lol
Walnut windowlicker preventive strike
  09/27/17
Ecko Unltd.*
Greedy drunken site legend
  09/28/17
It's pretty intuitive...
exhilarant brass ladyboy spot
  09/27/17
partner recommends the lamb sa prole: a chicken finger...
Bateful church building generalized bond
  09/27/17
...
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/27/17
Asking the partner what they recommend is always a good move...
Burgundy public bath
  09/27/17
service group non-equity 'partner' who thinks that being ser...
Flirting Violet Stain Reading Party
  09/28/17
This move works better for chicks as it puts them on the &qu...
lascivious water buffalo gas station
  09/28/17
...
Bateful church building generalized bond
  09/28/17
"Any dude who asks a partner to tell him what to eat sh...
dashing office telephone
  09/28/17
"What are you having?" "What do you like her...
provocative weed whacker
  09/28/17
You're not asking them to tell you what to eat, you're askin...
Burgundy public bath
  09/28/17
...
indecent dysfunction
  09/28/17
This one Seeking Arrangement whore had 3 kids and tattoos bu...
idiotic stag film half-breed
  09/27/17
sulcrum summer of '04?
Bateful church building generalized bond
  09/27/17
Another SA whore was actually fully pregnant in her profile ...
heady immigrant
  09/28/17
...
navy massive internal respiration
  09/28/17
Pocket square literally erupting
French Amethyst Kitchen Prole
  09/27/17
Idk none really come to mind. They will just generally be u...
aphrodisiac library stock car
  09/27/17
isn't it more likely they adamantly demand WELL DONE than no...
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/27/17
ad ask for a1. and the idea of a peroggie or snook is like a...
Bateful church building generalized bond
  09/27/17
lmao
bearded drab giraffe
  09/27/17
Yeah or that. Chewing with mouth open is also an auto-ding ...
aphrodisiac library stock car
  09/27/17
wtf there's something "off" about everyone--we're ...
exhilarant brass ladyboy spot
  09/27/17
Yeah to some extent everyone is weird as fuck, particularly ...
aphrodisiac library stock car
  09/27/17
(5' 6" ratfaced man from Queens)
mewling locale
  09/28/17
Omaha is nice. Ask boom.
pea-brained carnelian house
  09/28/17
Omaha is a completely normal smaller city
Sinister charismatic dilemma
  09/28/17
...
provocative weed whacker
  09/28/17
"normal coastal society . . . they've never ordered a s...
dashing office telephone
  09/28/17
yeah lol at acting like steak doesn't exist outside of MFH. ...
pea-brained carnelian house
  09/28/17
(jew who thinks his mexican food in DC is better than mexica...
dashing office telephone
  09/28/17
Things that are weird to me, some of which may be considered...
Tan irate affirmative action
  09/27/17
ljl 3 is a tricky one in 2017
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/27/17
Not really. If you go to a nice reataraunt downtown, women o...
Tan irate affirmative action
  09/27/17
If you go to a nice restaurant, the waiter goes to the women...
exhilarant brass ladyboy spot
  09/27/17
Sometimes there will be a pause for someone to speak up.
Tan irate affirmative action
  09/27/17
This is the traditional rule but its often not followed when...
Burgundy public bath
  09/27/17
cr, if the waiter just goes around the table in the order in...
Stimulating boiling water
  09/27/17
...
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/28/17
...
Burgundy public bath
  09/28/17
you could just turn to a woman in the group and suggest she ...
Bull headed internet-worthy clown
  09/28/17
...
fighting mediation
  09/28/17
*orders for 14 shrews at a huge closing dinner*
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/28/17
Salads all around!
Big Grizzly Wrinkle Regret
  09/28/17
imagine having to tell the waiter the dietary restrictions a...
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/28/17
...
Demanding Coral Indian Lodge Psychic
  09/28/17
180. best blank bump i could possibly get on xo for this poa...
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/28/17
reading this poast gave me anxiety
haunting senate genital piercing
  09/28/17
"Monsieur, is your foie gras made from organic farm rai...
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/28/17
...
Magenta friendly grandma school
  09/28/17
...
fighting mediation
  09/28/17
(incel)
aphrodisiac library stock car
  09/27/17
Maybe "downtown" in Proleville, USA. Where the fu...
ocher whorehouse
  09/28/17
Washington DC, actually.
Tan irate affirmative action
  09/28/17
i like watching the aspie do #2. i would call out on #3 a...
Bateful church building generalized bond
  09/27/17
Hahah. Of course I say nothing and just silently think about...
Tan irate affirmative action
  09/27/17
Actually 3 is reverse big willie Prole tell if a "male&...
ocher whorehouse
  09/28/17
i think this is right.
Stimulating boiling water
  09/28/17
Even at a table of 4 (2 men and 2 women)?
Razzmatazz pit
  09/28/17
With couples they'll often say, let's start with the ladies ...
ocher whorehouse
  09/28/17
It's more reptile aspie than a prole tell, but only if they ...
lascivious water buffalo gas station
  09/28/17
Re: 2 Maybe they just want it to cool down and dry out a ...
Mind-boggling hominid
  09/28/17
Not knowing some soups are served cold Switching knife/fo...
narrow-minded school cafeteria boltzmann
  09/27/17
The American style is older but not the "elite" wa...
bearded drab giraffe
  09/27/17
Interesting
narrow-minded school cafeteria boltzmann
  09/27/17
cr
adventurous dark resort
  09/28/17
Using your knife to cut up your food and then replacing it w...
Burgundy public bath
  09/27/17
how do you eat a bread roll correctly? how do you use a t...
Stimulating boiling water
  09/27/17
o
salmon fantasy-prone den
  09/27/17
lol. tyft
floppy roast beef foreskin
  09/27/17
- break off chunks of the bread with your fingers and butter...
Burgundy public bath
  09/28/17
"- napkin, not sure why I typed tablecloth, must have b...
Bronze violent love of her life
  09/28/17
wtf, so if I butter the top of a bread roll and then eat it ...
Concupiscible elastic band range
  09/28/17
You mean put butter on the outside crust of the roll? That ...
Walnut windowlicker preventive strike
  09/28/17
you make a slit, stuff the butter in, pound it shut so the b...
Bateful church building generalized bond
  09/28/17
... this is prole? Well call me JD Vance
Flickering abnormal trailer park cuckold
  09/28/17
Its PAF
Burgundy public bath
  09/28/17
*shoves roll in ass*
pea-brained carnelian house
  09/28/17
lol. arrggghh....unnnggg...fuck, yes! Cot damn that's a ...
floppy roast beef foreskin
  09/28/17
That's a lot of prole tells.
talking ultramarine fortuitous meteor
  09/27/17
she's a cashed up bogan, and these are all things she has be...
Buck-toothed antidepressant drug lodge
  09/27/17
These were all the things my parents drilled into me as a ch...
Burgundy public bath
  09/28/17
your parents drilled roll buttering pseudo etiquette into yo...
Flirting Violet Stain Reading Party
  09/28/17
800 pages of regs on eating rolls
Slippery Fanboi Pisswyrm
  09/28/17
Partnership Rolls is a killer.
French Amethyst Kitchen Prole
  09/28/17
...
cerebral medicated chad
  09/28/17
What utensil should you use to eat asparagus?
Big Grizzly Wrinkle Regret
  09/28/17
29 pls respond
glittery bawdyhouse
  09/28/17
See my poast above: "not knowing which foods are suppos...
Burgundy public bath
  09/28/17
lol, you eat asparagus w/ your fingers? LJL
Effete step-uncle's house fat ankles
  09/28/17
Yes, this was a test and thirtynine passed after cheating an...
Big Grizzly Wrinkle Regret
  09/28/17
Oh come on. You think I know there are foods you're suppose...
Burgundy public bath
  09/28/17
...
fragrant digit ratio
  09/28/17
...
Stimulating boiling water
  09/28/17
...
Sepia dragon
  09/28/17
...
passionate mint point
  09/28/17
"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?" &qu...
talking ultramarine fortuitous meteor
  09/27/17
paying any attention to how you eat a bread roll is a massiv...
Rebellious Yarmulke Hall
  09/28/17
...
Stimulating boiling water
  09/28/17
...
Big Grizzly Wrinkle Regret
  09/28/17
*rips roll in two with teeth*
ocher whorehouse
  09/28/17
...
Sepia dragon
  09/28/17
...
claret rehab
  09/28/17
...
passionate mint point
  09/28/17
Knife on pasta is Prole tell? You just twirl it around on y...
ocher whorehouse
  09/28/17
yes. wtf are you doing with that knife bro
Stimulating boiling water
  09/28/17
...
fragrant digit ratio
  09/28/17
wtf kind of pasta needs a knife? Like, ever?
Bull headed internet-worthy clown
  09/28/17
Lmao you cut your spaghetti or what dude. No idea what you'r...
Galvanic metal macaca gunner
  09/28/17
It's bad enough seeing people use a spoon to eat pasta but a...
Burgundy public bath
  09/28/17
I'll be damned if I let some dingofucker tell me how to eat ...
lascivious water buffalo gas station
  09/28/17
cr. this guy knows exactly what he's talking about. all the ...
gold hyperventilating dog poop
  09/28/17
don't spin in spoon.
Bull headed internet-worthy clown
  09/28/17
...
Stimulating boiling water
  09/28/17
laughed for like a minute at "dingofucker" i'm not...
adventurous dark resort
  09/28/17
...
excitant set private investor
  10/22/17
...
Disrespectful theater stage marketing idea
  10/22/17
cut it with your fork.
purple mildly autistic box office
  09/28/17
yes this is the norm
Hilarious potus
  09/28/17
lol
Concupiscible elastic band range
  09/28/17
^^ wtf really?? Lol, have people been laughing at me for ye...
ocher whorehouse
  09/28/17
have you bee cutting up spaghetti and linguine for years?
fragrant digit ratio
  09/28/17
Don't eat spaghetti at restaurants but yes I do this with ca...
ocher whorehouse
  09/28/17
The only pasta you should ever cut is lasagna and even then ...
Burgundy public bath
  09/28/17
Come on bro, you don't really cut up your spaghetti. Stop fl...
Effete step-uncle's house fat ankles
  09/28/17
how do you eat a breadroll?
Concupiscible elastic band range
  09/28/17
continental style is faggy as fuck. you look like a gay euro...
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/28/17
Actually you look like a dexterous and graceful adult instea...
Burgundy public bath
  09/28/17
NYT says not being a eurofag doing continental style is fine...
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/28/17
i just learned how to cut with my left hand. no shifting fo...
glassy bossy stage wagecucks
  09/28/17
They're both prole tells. I just pick up the meat with my fo...
Effete step-uncle's house fat ankles
  09/28/17
But why would you want to switch hands?
Mind-boggling hominid
  09/28/17
I need a free hand to express myself while talking or to put...
Effete step-uncle's house fat ankles
  09/28/17
Fair.
Mind-boggling hominid
  09/28/17
So I don't look like a gay euro.
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/28/17
the alternative is looking like a preschooler
Stimulating boiling water
  09/28/17
i'll take preschooler over europedo
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/28/17
I do the Ginobli style: Use the knife to move a piece of cut...
floppy roast beef foreskin
  09/28/17
A little close to home, prole?
narrow-minded school cafeteria boltzmann
  09/28/17
Cr.
soggy razzle-dazzle pozpig hell
  09/28/17
...
topaz misunderstood jew ceo
  07/24/18
Bad table manners like smacking lips/eating with mouth full ...
Shivering blood rage tattoo
  09/28/17
I know I am a prole because my mother constantly harped on m...
erotic kitty cat stage
  09/28/17
I'm always the last one to finish my meal. WTF
exhilarant brass ladyboy spot
  09/28/17
fuck i say thank you all the time.
Stimulating boiling water
  09/28/17
...
soggy razzle-dazzle pozpig hell
  09/28/17
service partner mid-convo to waiter: thank
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/28/17
eating your food super quickly I have a big mouth. I'm no...
Effete step-uncle's house fat ankles
  09/28/17
Fuck that, I say thank you when the waiter does anything for...
fiercely-loyal center multi-billionaire
  09/28/17
...
navy massive internal respiration
  09/28/17
Eating with mouth full us tcr
crawly aromatic personal credit line
  09/28/17
Announcing before we've even ordered that you're going to ge...
Copper odious coldplay fan crotch
  09/28/17
lol
fragrant digit ratio
  09/28/17
lisping "i want it real tender tho it feel good" t...
Puce twisted pistol mad cow disease
  09/28/17
a big prole tell is the loudmouth prole who comments out lou...
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/28/17
Then putting a fork between each pair of fingers in your cle...
Bronze violent love of her life
  09/28/17
...
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/28/17
that's a rainmaker tell
Stimulating boiling water
  09/28/17
...
swashbuckling place of business indirect expression
  09/28/17
...
Slippery Fanboi Pisswyrm
  09/28/17
...
bearded drab giraffe
  09/28/17
...
Big Grizzly Wrinkle Regret
  09/28/17
...
Burgundy public bath
  09/28/17
LETS GET SOME SHOTS. AM I RIGHT?
Stimulating boiling water
  09/28/17
...
Big Grizzly Wrinkle Regret
  09/28/17
Don't laugh. I've seen this in the past two cycles. Of cou...
buff stubborn mother
  09/28/17
what are the consequences of doing this? Seriously. Do the...
Bull headed internet-worthy clown
  09/28/17
...
Bull headed internet-worthy clown
  09/28/17
Went to dinner as SA at chanterelle in NYC where the partner...
maniacal associate degenerate
  09/28/17
couldn't he just have then asked for a round of scotch neat ...
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/28/17
This was before dinner so scotch would be weird.
maniacal associate degenerate
  09/28/17
what kind of dumpy place doesn't have shot glasses?
Bull headed internet-worthy clown
  09/28/17
maybe that's why chanterelle closed down
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/28/17
...
Stimulating boiling water
  09/28/17
Incredulous French waiter: "Monsieur wants a... a 'shot...
Walnut windowlicker preventive strike
  09/28/17
...
Bull headed internet-worthy clown
  09/28/17
They used tumblers for the shots. At the time I thought i...
maniacal associate degenerate
  09/28/17
WTF sounds fun as fuck ESP if you are a middle aged guy. Wh...
Bull headed internet-worthy clown
  09/28/17
...
Stimulating boiling water
  09/28/17
Yeah fun for a miserable middle aged guy who works all the t...
maniacal associate degenerate
  09/28/17
(woman)
Stimulating boiling water
  09/28/17
...
Swollen Irradiated Juggernaut Institution
  09/28/17
...
passionate mint point
  09/28/17
This has got to be a flame account. It's like you were hired...
French Amethyst Kitchen Prole
  09/28/17
agree, but mostly weird because he's doing it before the mea...
Talented chrome nowag meetinghouse
  09/28/17
...
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/28/17
they could have found something that would work. guy was pr...
Fuchsia free-loading theatre goal in life
  09/28/17
Major prole tell at my last SA lunch: sugar baby begged me t...
azure address
  09/28/17
...
heady immigrant
  09/28/17
Is this the one who's now your LTR GF?
Flickering abnormal trailer park cuckold
  09/28/17
Using a knife or a rib bone to point for emphasis? I dunno,...
Bull headed internet-worthy clown
  09/28/17
I ordered a Jim Beam, partner looks at me and says "wel...
Slippery Fanboi Pisswyrm
  09/28/17
Lol holy shit what q fag
claret rehab
  09/28/17
...
fragrant digit ratio
  09/28/17
You should of told him to suck a dick like a lil bitch. You'...
floppy roast beef foreskin
  09/28/17
I think the opposite would be even funnier. Imagine a bunch ...
Cracking puppy depressive
  09/28/17
...
bearded drab giraffe
  09/28/17
...
Stimulating boiling water
  09/28/17
"I'll have the steak, chicken fried please"
cocky market national security agency
  09/28/17
...
topaz misunderstood jew ceo
  07/24/18
This thread is like a bug zapper for XO's biggest faggots
claret rehab
  09/28/17
...
Crimson pervert
  09/28/17
...
gold hyperventilating dog poop
  09/28/17
...
passionate mint point
  09/28/17
...
Disrespectful theater stage marketing idea
  10/22/17
...
Buck-toothed antidepressant drug lodge
  07/24/18
*Goes to sushi place* *Stabs rolls with fork*
Effete step-uncle's house fat ankles
  09/28/17
*Goes to sushi place with rolls in the first place*
maniacal associate degenerate
  09/28/17
omg pls tell me you're trolling us your like a caricature of...
gold hyperventilating dog poop
  09/28/17
*Goes to sushi place with forks in the first place*
Walnut windowlicker preventive strike
  09/28/17
lol what? even very good sushi places like Yasuda serve roll...
haunting senate genital piercing
  09/28/17
Because they have to cater to SA proles coming in asking for...
maniacal associate degenerate
  09/28/17
but you'd go to Yasuda, right?
haunting senate genital piercing
  09/28/17
Ive gone to Yasuda many times, including a few memorable mea...
maniacal associate degenerate
  09/28/17
but you're ARE obnoxious snob
haunting senate genital piercing
  09/28/17
ugh Masa is such a prole shithold
French Amethyst Kitchen Prole
  09/28/17
fish very bad
soggy razzle-dazzle pozpig hell
  09/28/17
Not an SA but a lateral interview: Some short Russian (I thi...
razzle ebony stead toilet seat
  09/28/17
Not a prole tell, fag tell.
maniacal associate degenerate
  09/28/17
How dare you! I love cider.
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/28/17
I rest my case
maniacal associate degenerate
  09/28/17
Absolutely devastating
Stimulating boiling water
  09/28/17
Compounded by the fact this was supposed to be a joke at TMF...
Flickering abnormal trailer park cuckold
  09/28/17
really amazing subthread
haunting senate genital piercing
  09/28/17
this guy gets it
razzle ebony stead toilet seat
  09/28/17
lol exactly it's like dbg doesn't even know who tmf is
Talented chrome nowag meetinghouse
  09/28/17
i know tmf but i dont get how this relates to him
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/28/17
summon: askav tl:dr tmf loves to drink hard cider
Talented chrome nowag meetinghouse
  09/28/17
i'm more familiar with his love of nubiles
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/28/17
there was an epic thread about TMF ordering a hard cider at ...
haunting senate genital piercing
  09/28/17
lulz. i'd never order it front of other men. i'll do it i...
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/28/17
180
Swollen Irradiated Juggernaut Institution
  09/28/17
...
razzle ebony stead toilet seat
  09/28/17
...
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/28/17
...
haunting senate genital piercing
  09/28/17
Fascinating thread
Underhanded corn cake
  09/28/17
Nutella never ceases to amaze
pea-brained carnelian house
  09/28/17
Asking the waiter if this is the smoking section
Cream wild principal's office masturbator
  09/28/17
250 poasts - who would have thought xo was so interested in ...
Burgundy public bath
  09/28/17
this thread combines many favorite xo topics -- prole tells,...
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  09/28/17
...
Stimulating boiling water
  09/28/17
Bib may have been part of a CRAB-FORWARD strategy
cerebral medicated chad
  09/28/17
ordering tacos/pizza/anything handheld
Chestnut halford
  09/28/17
...
embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  01/25/18
Ketchup or steak sauce on steak. Not immediately placing yo...
Frum mental disorder becky
  07/24/18
Eating the butter before (separately from) the bread
crawly aromatic personal credit line
  07/24/18
Lol WTF.
Frum mental disorder becky
  07/24/18
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embarrassed to the bone sapphire home
  08/15/18


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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home

not knowing which are your bread plate and drinking glasses

tucking napkin in collar and having it over chest like a bib



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: dashing office telephone

not knowing a plate from a glass is not a prole tell, it's retard schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317258)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: razzle ebony stead toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317295)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: pea-brained carnelian house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317363)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: topaz misunderstood jew ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490107)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:27 PM
Author: Carmine travel guidebook piazza

calling flame on the napkin bib at a callback/SA lunch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313200)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:27 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home

i've seen it multiple times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313206)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:28 PM
Author: Carmine travel guidebook piazza

please tell me it was a crab joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313211)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:28 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home

ljl nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313219)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: Carmine travel guidebook piazza

:_(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313228)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:56 AM
Author: fighting mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315298)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: lascivious water buffalo gas station

I've seen it a few times myself, and it seemed highly correlated with turbostriver proles, especially model minorities and rural whites like J.D. Vance types. I like to think there's some poaster out there who wrote a business etiquette book or blog or something and convinced them that it would make prospective employers see them as both careful about maintaining a polished appearance and aristocratic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316702)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home

negro at a cls/nyu spring 1L reception w the suit brand's tag on the left sleeve (ive poasted about this before -- i was afraid to say anything bc i was afraid it'd be racis)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313238)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: Carmine travel guidebook piazza

I like when people wear jackets with the vent tacked shut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313265)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313276)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: idiotic stag film half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313437)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:46 AM
Author: swashbuckling place of business indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315927)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: Snowy background story

Fubu?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313338)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Walnut windowlicker preventive strike

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313982)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:34 PM
Author: Greedy drunken site legend

Ecko Unltd.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318281)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: exhilarant brass ladyboy spot

It's pretty intuitive...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313307)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Bateful church building generalized bond

partner recommends the lamb

sa prole: a chicken finger, uhm entree, fries, are they breaded here?

partner looks at waiter with "what you gonna do" judaic shrug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313363)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313376)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Burgundy public bath

Asking the partner what they recommend is always a good move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314138)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:11 AM
Author: Flirting Violet Stain Reading Party

service group non-equity 'partner' who thinks that being servile is the only road to 'success.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315107)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: lascivious water buffalo gas station

This move works better for chicks as it puts them on the "order for me daddy" tip. Any dude who asks a partner to tell him what to eat should be dinged on the spot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316711)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: Bateful church building generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317141)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: dashing office telephone

"Any dude who asks a partner to tell him what to eat should be dinged on the spot."

seems like that's very on point for what an SA does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317271)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:16 PM
Author: provocative weed whacker

"What are you having?"

"What do you like here?"

"What do you recommend?"

So simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320336)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Burgundy public bath

You're not asking them to tell you what to eat, you're asking them for a recommendation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320396)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:09 AM
Author: indecent dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315597)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: idiotic stag film half-breed

This one Seeking Arrangement whore had 3 kids and tattoos but was demanding a "High" lifestyle $$$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313379)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: Bateful church building generalized bond

sulcrum summer of '04?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313396)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: heady immigrant

Another SA whore was actually fully pregnant in her profile photo.

WTF!? I guess some sick fucks have a pregnancy fetish? I feel bad for the fetus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315324)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: navy massive internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320301)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: French Amethyst Kitchen Prole

Pocket square literally erupting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313410)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: aphrodisiac library stock car

Idk none really come to mind. They will just generally be unfamiliar with normal coastal society, e.g., they've never ordered a steak before so they don't know what rareness to go with.

Occasionally at OCI or at a callback I will have an interview with a real prole from some unfortunate TTT city/town and it is almost always an auto-ding. Universally nice people, but there's just something off about them. Either they're too gunnerish because that's what it takes to rise from poor circumstances, or they're just weird and don't get social norms to an even greater extent than most law students.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313431)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home

isn't it more likely they adamantly demand WELL DONE than not have a clue what rareness to order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313443)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Bateful church building generalized bond

ad ask for a1. and the idea of a peroggie or snook is like asking them to sing the haftorah for their zaftag sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313457)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: bearded drab giraffe

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313810)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac library stock car

Yeah or that. Chewing with mouth open is also an auto-ding prole tell at interview meals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313513)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: exhilarant brass ladyboy spot

wtf there's something "off" about everyone--we're talking about law students here.

OUT the PROLE TELLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313670)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac library stock car

Yeah to some extent everyone is weird as fuck, particularly in LS, but the ones from Bakersfield or Omaha are always even worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313754)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: mewling locale

(5' 6" ratfaced man from Queens)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316047)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: pea-brained carnelian house

Omaha is nice. Ask boom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317377)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: Sinister charismatic dilemma

Omaha is a completely normal smaller city

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317512)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: provocative weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320408)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: dashing office telephone

"normal coastal society . . . they've never ordered a steak before"

...if a society didn't know how to order a steak, it'd be coastal society not flyover, where the fucking steak comes from

y'all sound like you've never met someone from middle america before, jfc i come from a tiny town in rural texas and was ordering my stakes medium rare when i was like 8yo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317279)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: pea-brained carnelian house

yeah lol at acting like steak doesn't exist outside of MFH.

It's literally the only food flyover actually does well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317382)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:57 PM
Author: dashing office telephone

(jew who thinks his mexican food in DC is better than mexican found in the american southwest)

also do you not know there are immigrants from all over the world in flyover?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317543)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: Tan irate affirmative action

Things that are weird to me, some of which may be considered proelish

(1) playing on your phone at the meal. Dude you’re trying to impress us.

(2) cutting steak into little pieces entirely, then eating it

(3) ordering before a woman at the table (if SA is a man)

(4) talking a food in their mouth.

TbF, none of this stuff will matter if they are easy to get along w and do good work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313588)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home

ljl 3 is a tricky one in 2017

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313625)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: Tan irate affirmative action

Not really. If you go to a nice reataraunt downtown, women order first. Period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313696)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: exhilarant brass ladyboy spot

If you go to a nice restaurant, the waiter goes to the women first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313737)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: Tan irate affirmative action

Sometimes there will be a pause for someone to speak up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313790)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Burgundy public bath

This is the traditional rule but its often not followed when you have a larger group of people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314120)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: Stimulating boiling water

cr, if the waiter just goes around the table in the order in which youre seated, youll look like a retard saying "ill wait for the women to order first" when he gets to you if youre a man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314141)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315297)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:37 AM
Author: Burgundy public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315636)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: Bull headed internet-worthy clown

you could just turn to a woman in the group and suggest she go first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316003)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:59 AM
Author: fighting mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315307)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:02 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home

*orders for 14 shrews at a huge closing dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315312)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Big Grizzly Wrinkle Regret

Salads all around!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315347)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home

imagine having to tell the waiter the dietary restrictions and allergies of 14 law shrews and ask all their neurotic questions for them... jfc you'd be a champion if you could pull that off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315382)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:34 AM
Author: Demanding Coral Indian Lodge Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316571)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:36 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home

180. best blank bump i could possibly get on xo for this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316593)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: haunting senate genital piercing

reading this poast gave me anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317282)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home

"Monsieur, is your foie gras made from organic farm raised geese?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317297)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: Magenta friendly grandma school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317500)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: fighting mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315377)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac library stock car

(incel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313981)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: ocher whorehouse

Maybe "downtown" in Proleville, USA. Where the fuck are you talking about that this is customary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315362)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:54 AM
Author: Tan irate affirmative action

Washington DC, actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315948)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Bateful church building generalized bond

i like watching the aspie do #2.

i would call out on #3 and be like "bro, i think she's got this, if not let her starve write. you gonna bill her hours too you faggot white knight?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313652)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Tan irate affirmative action

Hahah. Of course I say nothing and just silently think about poasting it later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313708)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: ocher whorehouse

Actually 3 is reverse big willie Prole tell if a "male" is next in order but refuses to speak bc not all women have ordered. Hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315352)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Stimulating boiling water

i think this is right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315360)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: Razzmatazz pit

Even at a table of 4 (2 men and 2 women)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316771)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: ocher whorehouse

With couples they'll often say, let's start with the ladies but I took itt to be about SA group lunches. In all events you follow the waiter's lead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317086)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: lascivious water buffalo gas station

It's more reptile aspie than a prole tell, but only if they make it awkward/make a big show out of their chivalry. The advice above to redirect with a "do you know what you want" is fine, though this is biglaw so if a shitty associate or partner is out to ding you, they could try to use that against you and say you seem "timid" or "indecisive" or whatever. Just ordering when the waiter asks you is CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316784)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Mind-boggling hominid

Re: 2

Maybe they just want it to cool down and dry out a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317155)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: narrow-minded school cafeteria boltzmann

Not knowing some soups are served cold

Switching knife/fork back and forth between hands to cut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313807)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:25 PM
Author: bearded drab giraffe

The American style is older but not the "elite" way to eat, according to Euro strivers. Continental style came about in Europe during the same time that upper class Brits decided to started changing their accents to sound different from Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313867)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:28 PM
Author: narrow-minded school cafeteria boltzmann

Interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313898)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:47 PM
Author: adventurous dark resort

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320153)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Burgundy public bath

Using your knife to cut up your food and then replacing it with a fork in your right hand to eat the cut up portions always looks like a child eating to me. Fork in the right hand is okay for foods that don't need a knife like pasta.

Other prole tells - well done steak, putting ketchup on anything, not knowing how to eat a bread roll, not using the correct cutlery when eating multiple courses, not placing cutlery correctly, not using the tablecloth correctly, using a knife or spoon to eat pasta, not knowing which foods are supposed to be eaten with your fingers etc etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314106)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: Stimulating boiling water

how do you eat a bread roll correctly?

how do you use a tablecloth correctly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314147)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: salmon fantasy-prone den
Subject: o

Turn up edge of tablecloth and use it to wipe your mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314159)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: floppy roast beef foreskin

lol. tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314684)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Burgundy public bath

- break off chunks of the bread with your fingers and butter them individually before putting them in your mouth

- napkin, not sure why I typed tablecloth, must have been thinking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314716)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:03 AM
Author: Bronze violent love of her life

"- napkin, not sure why I typed tablecloth, must have been thinking about it"

Well you do live in Australia. You had it right the first time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315317)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: Concupiscible elastic band range

wtf, so if I butter the top of a bread roll and then eat it I am prole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315973)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:20 AM
Author: Walnut windowlicker preventive strike

You mean put butter on the outside crust of the roll? That seems pretty weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316845)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: Bateful church building generalized bond

you make a slit, stuff the butter in, pound it shut so the butter melts, then eat it like a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317150)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: Flickering abnormal trailer park cuckold

... this is prole? Well call me JD Vance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317465)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Burgundy public bath

Its PAF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320381)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: pea-brained carnelian house

*shoves roll in ass*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317399)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:57 PM
Author: floppy roast beef foreskin

lol.

arrggghh....unnnggg...fuck, yes! Cot damn that's a sweet roll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317540)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: talking ultramarine fortuitous meteor

That's a lot of prole tells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314161)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 11:06 PM
Author: Buck-toothed antidepressant drug lodge

she's a cashed up bogan, and these are all things she has been criticized for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314275)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:05 AM
Author: Burgundy public bath

These were all the things my parents drilled into me as a child

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314723)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:14 AM
Author: Flirting Violet Stain Reading Party

your parents drilled roll buttering pseudo etiquette into you as a child?

no wonder you actually enjoy being a tax lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315112)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: Slippery Fanboi Pisswyrm

800 pages of regs on eating rolls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316562)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:10 PM
Author: French Amethyst Kitchen Prole

Partnership Rolls is a killer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320295)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:05 PM
Author: cerebral medicated chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34321372)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Big Grizzly Wrinkle Regret

What utensil should you use to eat asparagus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315353)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:08 AM
Author: glittery bawdyhouse

29 pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315615)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Burgundy public bath

See my poast above: "not knowing which foods are supposed to be eaten with your fingers"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315635)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Effete step-uncle's house fat ankles

lol, you eat asparagus w/ your fingers? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317201)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Big Grizzly Wrinkle Regret

Yes, this was a test and thirtynine passed after cheating and googling it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317450)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:20 PM
Author: Burgundy public bath

Oh come on. You think I know there are foods you're supposed to eat with your fingers but don't know asparagus is one of them? Asparagus is probably the most famous example of a food for which there is a special fingers only rule.

Its 180 to be able to pick up an asparagus spear, eat it with your fingers in a nice restaurant and know you're actually in the right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320353)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: fragrant digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314755)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:04 AM
Author: Stimulating boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315319)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:15 AM
Author: Sepia dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315546)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: passionate mint point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317330)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: talking ultramarine fortuitous meteor

"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?"

"But of course!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314174)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:31 AM
Author: Rebellious Yarmulke Hall

paying any attention to how you eat a bread roll is a massive middle class striver / petit bourgeouis tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315174)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:04 AM
Author: Stimulating boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315320)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:12 AM
Author: Big Grizzly Wrinkle Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315354)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: ocher whorehouse

*rips roll in two with teeth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315387)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:15 AM
Author: Sepia dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315547)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: claret rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317225)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: passionate mint point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317339)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: ocher whorehouse

Knife on pasta is Prole tell? You just twirl it around on your fork then slurp? Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315378)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:19 AM
Author: Stimulating boiling water

yes. wtf are you doing with that knife bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315389)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: fragrant digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315964)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:09 AM
Author: Bull headed internet-worthy clown

wtf kind of pasta needs a knife? Like, ever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316018)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:00 AM
Author: Galvanic metal macaca gunner

Lmao you cut your spaghetti or what dude. No idea what you're even doing with your knife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315611)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:42 AM
Author: Burgundy public bath

It's bad enough seeing people use a spoon to eat pasta but a knife is completely beyond the pale.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315642)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:53 AM
Author: lascivious water buffalo gas station

I'll be damned if I let some dingofucker tell me how to eat my linguine with clams. Spinning in a spoon is CR and here in the first world where the people who actually invented and perfected this cuisine live, we salute spoon spinning as a far more elegant means of creating tighter and more proportional fork distribution. All this bullshit about making sure to use your left hand and raise your pinky to the ceiling when you eat with a fork is clearly a rulebook for boiled meats and other flavorless hospital food eaten by you convicts and your inbred crooked toothed English forefathers who disowned you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317131)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: gold hyperventilating dog poop

cr. this guy knows exactly what he's talking about. all the weird Australians and other ethnics in this subthread are just uppity trailer park hobos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317232)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: Bull headed internet-worthy clown

don't spin in spoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317288)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: Stimulating boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317319)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:50 PM
Author: adventurous dark resort

laughed for like a minute at "dingofucker" i'm not sure why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320164)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: excitant set private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34505965)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 9:03 PM
Author: Disrespectful theater stage marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34505927)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:54 AM
Author: purple mildly autistic box office

cut it with your fork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315950)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: Hilarious potus

yes this is the norm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315956)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: Concupiscible elastic band range

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315971)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:50 AM
Author: ocher whorehouse

^^ wtf really?? Lol, have people been laughing at me for years?

Pwned https://www.mannersmentor.com/social-situations/cut-twirl-or-spoon-fun-spaghetti-etquette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317108)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:53 AM
Author: fragrant digit ratio

have you bee cutting up spaghetti and linguine for years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317132)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: ocher whorehouse

Don't eat spaghetti at restaurants but yes I do this with carbonara :-((

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317187)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:22 PM
Author: Burgundy public bath

The only pasta you should ever cut is lasagna and even then you're supposed to use the side of your fork, not a knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320375)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: Effete step-uncle's house fat ankles

Come on bro, you don't really cut up your spaghetti. Stop flaming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317145)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: Concupiscible elastic band range

how do you eat a breadroll?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315968)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:54 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home

continental style is faggy as fuck. you look like a gay europedo when you do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315289)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:56 AM
Author: Burgundy public bath

Actually you look like a dexterous and graceful adult instead of a child who has to cut their food up before eating it because they can't use their weaker hand to feed themselves.

It also saves needless handling and swapping of utensils and helps keep your food warmer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315672)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home

NYT says not being a eurofag doing continental style is fine

http://www.nytimes.com/1996/09/22/nyregion/etiquette-is-it-back.html?mcubz=3

CUTTING MEAT: A huge controversy. Here's the continental style: Hold the fork in the left hand, prongs pointed down. Hold the knife with your forefinger pointing down the handle, for leverage. Spear the meat with the fork and cut it off with your knife. Fork is conveyed to the mouth by twisting your wrist and raising your forearm slightly. Don't shift the fork from the left to the right hand everytime you cut a piece of meat.

Here's the American style: Same as above, except the last part. After cutting the meat, place the knife on the plate and switch the fork to your right hand. (Europeans think this is gauche. Your call.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316534)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: glassy bossy stage wagecucks

i just learned how to cut with my left hand. no shifting for anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316924)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:50 AM
Author: Effete step-uncle's house fat ankles

They're both prole tells. I just pick up the meat with my fork and rip off a piece with my teeth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317107)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hominid

But why would you want to switch hands?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317203)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Effete step-uncle's house fat ankles

I need a free hand to express myself while talking or to put that elbow on the table if I'm feeling tired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317218)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hominid

Fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317280)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home

So I don't look like a gay euro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317242)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Stimulating boiling water

the alternative is looking like a preschooler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317348)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home

i'll take preschooler over europedo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317777)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: floppy roast beef foreskin

I do the Ginobli style: Use the knife to move a piece of cut meat from the plate to my mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317565)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: narrow-minded school cafeteria boltzmann

A little close to home, prole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315873)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:02 AM
Author: soggy razzle-dazzle pozpig hell

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316762)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: topaz misunderstood jew ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490239)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Shivering blood rage tattoo

Bad table manners like smacking lips/eating with mouth full or eating your food super quickly

Ordering steak well done

Constantly thanking waiters anytime they do anything for you. Newsflash proles: the waiters at these places are trying not to interrupt you so saying thanks is actually defeating what they're trying to accomplish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314760)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: erotic kitty cat stage

I know I am a prole because my mother constantly harped on me to always say thank you for every little thing a waiter did, like refill my ice tea at a Luby's cafeteria

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315117)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: exhilarant brass ladyboy spot

I'm always the last one to finish my meal. WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315130)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:04 AM
Author: Stimulating boiling water

fuck i say thank you all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315322)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: soggy razzle-dazzle pozpig hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316765)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home

service partner mid-convo to waiter: thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315332)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: Effete step-uncle's house fat ankles

eating your food super quickly

I have a big mouth. I'm not going to slow down. Fuck you slow-chewing motherfuckers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317125)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 3:28 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal center multi-billionaire

Fuck that, I say thank you when the waiter does anything for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318773)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: navy massive internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320316)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:42 PM
Author: crawly aromatic personal credit line

Eating with mouth full us tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320546)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: Copper odious coldplay fan crotch

Announcing before we've even ordered that you're going to get the 16 oz so that you have enough to take home, then coming back with us to the office to meet the hiring partner for 5 minutes after lunch because he was out in the morning when you had your other interviews, and holding a tinfoil swan of leftover steak in your hand the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315119)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: fragrant digit ratio

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315970)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:35 AM
Author: Puce twisted pistol mad cow disease

lisping "i want it real tender tho it feel good" then trying to fuck the steak when it arrives after waiting for it to cool and then pulling wet ones out of his pocket for clean up and then eating the steak. that was definitely top five.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315191)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:59 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home

a big prole tell is the loudmouth prole who comments out loud,

"oh wow, there's 3 forks, that's amazing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315306)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Bronze violent love of her life

Then putting a fork between each pair of fingers in your clenched fist and calling yourself "Forkzilla"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315338)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315344)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Stimulating boiling water

that's a rainmaker tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315348)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: swashbuckling place of business indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315926)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:34 AM
Author: Slippery Fanboi Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316568)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: bearded drab giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316749)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Big Grizzly Wrinkle Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315361)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:57 AM
Author: Burgundy public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315673)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Stimulating boiling water

LETS GET SOME SHOTS. AM I RIGHT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315364)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:15 AM
Author: Big Grizzly Wrinkle Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315366)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 3:45 AM
Author: buff stubborn mother

Don't laugh. I've seen this in the past two cycles. Of course the prole associates encourage this behavior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315519)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:09 AM
Author: Bull headed internet-worthy clown

what are the consequences of doing this? Seriously. Do the associates go back and report that the dude is a bro who would be fun to work with? Or do they cop the shots and then badmouth the guy back at the office? What's the usual breakdown in this sort of scenario.

The reason I ask is because this might be a go-to game changer for callbacks w shitty GPAs who know they've got to stand out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316017)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: Bull headed internet-worthy clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316006)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:32 AM
Author: maniacal associate degenerate

Went to dinner as SA at chanterelle in NYC where the partner wanted to do shots and asked waiters if it was possible and they said apologetically they didn't have shot glasses. Wasn't a prole tell, but partner was a douche being law firm fratty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316561)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:36 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home

couldn't he just have then asked for a round of scotch neat for everyone at the table, and did it that way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316589)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: maniacal associate degenerate

This was before dinner so scotch would be weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316668)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Bull headed internet-worthy clown

what kind of dumpy place doesn't have shot glasses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316598)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:48 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home

maybe that's why chanterelle closed down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316681)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: Stimulating boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316788)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Walnut windowlicker preventive strike

Incredulous French waiter: "Monsieur wants a... a 'shot' glass?? I'm sorry, Monsieur, that is just not possible."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316883)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: Bull headed internet-worthy clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317294)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: maniacal associate degenerate

They used tumblers for the shots.

At the time I thought it was so fun and cool but now I just think it's pathetic that a middle aged partner with a family thinks it's fun to go out with a bunch of 24-25 year olds and order shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317298)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Bull headed internet-worthy clown

WTF sounds fun as fuck ESP if you are a middle aged guy. What's the matter with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317356)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Stimulating boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317368)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: maniacal associate degenerate

Yeah fun for a miserable middle aged guy who works all the time and instead of going home to hang out with your wife and kids on one of the rare nights you arent working, you take out a bunch of obnoxious young people instead and get wasted. No wonder their wives and kids hate them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317427)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: Stimulating boiling water

(woman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317437)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: Swollen Irradiated Juggernaut Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317523)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: passionate mint point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317736)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:22 PM
Author: French Amethyst Kitchen Prole

This has got to be a flame account. It's like you were hired to play a heel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320372)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: Talented chrome nowag meetinghouse

agree, but mostly weird because he's doing it before the meal rather than after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317741)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317313)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Fuchsia free-loading theatre goal in life

they could have found something that would work. guy was probably a fag and they could tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317773)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 3:50 AM
Author: azure address

Major prole tell at my last SA lunch: sugar baby begged me to take her to red lobster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315530)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: heady immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317476)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: Flickering abnormal trailer park cuckold

Is this the one who's now your LTR GF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317521)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:10 AM
Author: Bull headed internet-worthy clown

Using a knife or a rib bone to point for emphasis? I dunno, seems, 180 tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316020)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:34 AM
Author: Slippery Fanboi Pisswyrm

I ordered a Jim Beam, partner looks at me and says "well, we can definitely tell you're just out of college."

dinged :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316575)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:54 AM
Author: claret rehab

Lol holy shit what q fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316718)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: fragrant digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317060)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: floppy roast beef foreskin

You should of told him to suck a dick like a lil bitch. You're the one drinking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317717)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:35 AM
Author: Cracking puppy depressive

I think the opposite would be even funnier. Imagine a bunch of pencil-necked geeks and east coast Jews interviewing for blue-collar prole jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316582)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:02 AM
Author: bearded drab giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316759)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: Stimulating boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316791)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:20 AM
Author: cocky market national security agency

"I'll have the steak, chicken fried please"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316850)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: topaz misunderstood jew ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490295)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: claret rehab

This thread is like a bug zapper for XO's biggest faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316724)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: Crimson pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317046)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: gold hyperventilating dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317276)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: passionate mint point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317446)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 9:01 PM
Author: Disrespectful theater stage marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34505910)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Buck-toothed antidepressant drug lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490549)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Effete step-uncle's house fat ankles

*Goes to sushi place*

*Stabs rolls with fork*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317163)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: maniacal associate degenerate

*Goes to sushi place with rolls in the first place*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317248)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: gold hyperventilating dog poop

omg pls tell me you're trolling us your like a caricature of yourself right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317380)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: Walnut windowlicker preventive strike

*Goes to sushi place with forks in the first place*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317729)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: haunting senate genital piercing

lol what? even very good sushi places like Yasuda serve rolls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317749)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: maniacal associate degenerate

Because they have to cater to SA proles coming in asking for a tuna roll.

Omakase menu may have a hand roll but that's all you will find.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318003)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: haunting senate genital piercing

but you'd go to Yasuda, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318005)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: maniacal associate degenerate

Ive gone to Yasuda many times, including a few memorable meals before the chef himself. He's a funny guy. Made fun of Jews and not eating bottom feeder fish (his business partner was of course Jewish, just like nozawa in LA). I'd like to eat at his restaurant in Tokyo.

You're right the prole tell is ordering a roll though, not the restaurant. I'm just an obnoxious snob to say any restaurant that isn't a 10 seat counter omakase only is "prole."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318242)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: haunting senate genital piercing

but you're ARE obnoxious snob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318258)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: French Amethyst Kitchen Prole

ugh Masa is such a prole shithold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320402)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: soggy razzle-dazzle pozpig hell

fish very bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317774)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: razzle ebony stead toilet seat

Not an SA but a lateral interview: Some short Russian (I think?) guy who we were interviewing ordered a cider when a group of us went out for a beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317291)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: maniacal associate degenerate

Not a prole tell, fag tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317311)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home

How dare you! I love cider.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317315)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: maniacal associate degenerate

I rest my case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317435)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Stimulating boiling water

Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317445)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Flickering abnormal trailer park cuckold

Compounded by the fact this was supposed to be a joke at TMF's expense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317504)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: haunting senate genital piercing

really amazing subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317559)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: razzle ebony stead toilet seat

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317745)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: Talented chrome nowag meetinghouse

lol exactly it's like dbg doesn't even know who tmf is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317763)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home

i know tmf but i dont get how this relates to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317796)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Talented chrome nowag meetinghouse

summon: askav

tl:dr tmf loves to drink hard cider

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317817)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home

i'm more familiar with his love of nubiles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317827)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:40 PM
Author: haunting senate genital piercing

there was an epic thread about TMF ordering a hard cider at some biglaw happy hour at a bar and we all said he was weird. i remember i was particularly hard on him.

i wish we could find the thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317880)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home

lulz. i'd never order it front of other men.

i'll do it in front of pddj.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317943)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:56 PM
Author: Swollen Irradiated Juggernaut Institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317532)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: razzle ebony stead toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317740)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317797)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: haunting senate genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317752)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Underhanded corn cake

Fascinating thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318309)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: pea-brained carnelian house

Nutella never ceases to amaze

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320321)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Cream wild principal's office masturbator

Asking the waiter if this is the smoking section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320393)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Burgundy public bath

250 poasts - who would have thought xo was so interested in dining etiquette?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320416)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:30 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home

this thread combines many favorite xo topics -- prole tells, mfh restaurants, free biglaw meals, nutella striving, etc.

not surprising.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320449)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:55 PM
Author: Stimulating boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34321281)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:51 PM
Author: cerebral medicated chad

Bib may have been part of a CRAB-FORWARD strategy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34321235)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:53 PM
Author: Chestnut halford

ordering tacos/pizza/anything handheld

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34321259)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 5:00 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#35237013)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: Frum mental disorder becky

Ketchup or steak sauce on steak.

Not immediately placing your napkin on your lap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490625)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: crawly aromatic personal credit line

Eating the butter before (separately from) the bread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490713)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Frum mental disorder becky

Lol WTF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490723)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sapphire home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36623896)