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not knowing which are your bread plate and drinking glasses ...
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  09/27/17
not knowing a plate from a glass is not a prole tell, it's r...
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  07/24/18
calling flame on the napkin bib at a callback/SA lunch
Vivacious Therapy Set
  09/27/17
i've seen it multiple times.
Mind-boggling mad cow disease
  09/27/17
please tell me it was a crab joint
Vivacious Therapy Set
  09/27/17
ljl nope
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  09/27/17
:_(
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  09/27/17
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  09/28/17
I've seen it a few times myself, and it seemed highly correl...
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  09/28/17
negro at a cls/nyu spring 1L reception w the suit brand's ta...
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  09/27/17
I like when people wear jackets with the vent tacked shut
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  09/28/17
Fubu?
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  09/27/17
lol
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  09/27/17
Ecko Unltd.*
Boyish point
  09/28/17
It's pretty intuitive...
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  09/27/17
partner recommends the lamb sa prole: a chicken finger...
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Asking the partner what they recommend is always a good move...
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service group non-equity 'partner' who thinks that being ser...
nudist claret kitchen
  09/28/17
This move works better for chicks as it puts them on the &qu...
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  09/28/17
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"Any dude who asks a partner to tell him what to eat sh...
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"What are you having?" "What do you like her...
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  09/28/17
You're not asking them to tell you what to eat, you're askin...
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  09/28/17
This one Seeking Arrangement whore had 3 kids and tattoos bu...
pearl ungodly juggernaut tanning salon
  09/27/17
sulcrum summer of '04?
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  09/27/17
Another SA whore was actually fully pregnant in her profile ...
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  09/28/17
...
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  09/28/17
Pocket square literally erupting
Navy splenetic university
  09/27/17
Idk none really come to mind. They will just generally be u...
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  09/27/17
isn't it more likely they adamantly demand WELL DONE than no...
Mind-boggling mad cow disease
  09/27/17
ad ask for a1. and the idea of a peroggie or snook is like a...
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  09/27/17
lmao
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  09/27/17
Yeah or that. Chewing with mouth open is also an auto-ding ...
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  09/27/17
wtf there's something "off" about everyone--we're ...
anal bipolar knife forum
  09/27/17
Yeah to some extent everyone is weird as fuck, particularly ...
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  09/27/17
(5' 6" ratfaced man from Queens)
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  09/28/17
Omaha is nice. Ask boom.
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  09/28/17
Omaha is a completely normal smaller city
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  09/28/17
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"normal coastal society . . . they've never ordered a s...
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yeah lol at acting like steak doesn't exist outside of MFH. ...
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  09/28/17
(jew who thinks his mexican food in DC is better than mexica...
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Things that are weird to me, some of which may be considered...
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  09/27/17
ljl 3 is a tricky one in 2017
Mind-boggling mad cow disease
  09/27/17
Not really. If you go to a nice reataraunt downtown, women o...
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  09/27/17
If you go to a nice restaurant, the waiter goes to the women...
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  09/27/17
Sometimes there will be a pause for someone to speak up.
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  09/27/17
This is the traditional rule but its often not followed when...
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cr, if the waiter just goes around the table in the order in...
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you could just turn to a woman in the group and suggest she ...
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  09/28/17
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  09/28/17
*orders for 14 shrews at a huge closing dinner*
Mind-boggling mad cow disease
  09/28/17
Salads all around!
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  09/28/17
imagine having to tell the waiter the dietary restrictions a...
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  09/28/17
...
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  09/28/17
180. best blank bump i could possibly get on xo for this poa...
Mind-boggling mad cow disease
  09/28/17
reading this poast gave me anxiety
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  09/28/17
"Monsieur, is your foie gras made from organic farm rai...
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...
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(incel)
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  09/27/17
Maybe "downtown" in Proleville, USA. Where the fu...
Cracking Jet-lagged Abode
  09/28/17
Washington DC, actually.
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  09/28/17
i like watching the aspie do #2. i would call out on #3 a...
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  09/27/17
Hahah. Of course I say nothing and just silently think about...
Scarlet hot sneaky criminal masturbator
  09/27/17
Actually 3 is reverse big willie Prole tell if a "male&...
Cracking Jet-lagged Abode
  09/28/17
i think this is right.
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Even at a table of 4 (2 men and 2 women)?
deep stain
  09/28/17
With couples they'll often say, let's start with the ladies ...
Cracking Jet-lagged Abode
  09/28/17
It's more reptile aspie than a prole tell, but only if they ...
Bossy hall hissy fit
  09/28/17
Re: 2 Maybe they just want it to cool down and dry out a ...
Judgmental Big Theater Stage Hunting Ground
  09/28/17
Not knowing some soups are served cold Switching knife/fo...
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  09/27/17
The American style is older but not the "elite" wa...
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  09/27/17
Interesting
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  09/27/17
cr
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  09/28/17
Using your knife to cut up your food and then replacing it w...
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how do you eat a bread roll correctly? how do you use a t...
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  09/27/17
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  09/27/17
lol. tyft
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  09/27/17
- break off chunks of the bread with your fingers and butter...
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  09/28/17
"- napkin, not sure why I typed tablecloth, must have b...
sticky mental disorder
  09/28/17
wtf, so if I butter the top of a bread roll and then eat it ...
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  09/28/17
You mean put butter on the outside crust of the roll? That ...
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  09/28/17
you make a slit, stuff the butter in, pound it shut so the b...
Disgusting antidepressant drug indian lodge
  09/28/17
... this is prole? Well call me JD Vance
Charismatic Deer Antler
  09/28/17
Its PAF
Silver multi-colored box office personal credit line
  09/28/17
*shoves roll in ass*
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  09/28/17
lol. arrggghh....unnnggg...fuck, yes! Cot damn that's a ...
Emerald medicated dragon
  09/28/17
That's a lot of prole tells.
titillating associate
  09/27/17
she's a cashed up bogan, and these are all things she has be...
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  09/27/17
These were all the things my parents drilled into me as a ch...
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  09/28/17
your parents drilled roll buttering pseudo etiquette into yo...
nudist claret kitchen
  09/28/17
800 pages of regs on eating rolls
Sexy pale french chef
  09/28/17
Partnership Rolls is a killer.
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  09/28/17
...
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What utensil should you use to eat asparagus?
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  09/28/17
29 pls respond
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  09/28/17
See my poast above: "not knowing which foods are suppos...
Silver multi-colored box office personal credit line
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lol, you eat asparagus w/ your fingers? LJL
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  09/28/17
Yes, this was a test and thirtynine passed after cheating an...
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  09/28/17
Oh come on. You think I know there are foods you're suppose...
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"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?" &qu...
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  09/27/17
paying any attention to how you eat a bread roll is a massiv...
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  09/28/17
...
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French Sanctuary Mexican
  09/28/17
*rips roll in two with teeth*
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  09/28/17
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garnet maniacal cuckold
  09/28/17
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Territorial stirring sweet tailpipe friendly grandma
  09/28/17
Knife on pasta is Prole tell? You just twirl it around on y...
Cracking Jet-lagged Abode
  09/28/17
yes. wtf are you doing with that knife bro
chrome marketing idea
  09/28/17
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aggressive nighttime property athletic conference
  09/28/17
wtf kind of pasta needs a knife? Like, ever?
Disturbing Ticket Booth Coffee Pot
  09/28/17
Lmao you cut your spaghetti or what dude. No idea what you'r...
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  09/28/17
It's bad enough seeing people use a spoon to eat pasta but a...
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  09/28/17
I'll be damned if I let some dingofucker tell me how to eat ...
Bossy hall hissy fit
  09/28/17
cr. this guy knows exactly what he's talking about. all the ...
azure electric furnace
  09/28/17
don't spin in spoon.
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laughed for like a minute at "dingofucker" i'm not...
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  09/28/17
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Contagious Indigo Clown
  10/22/17
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Lemon nowag
  10/22/17
cut it with your fork.
Hateful bronze field
  09/28/17
yes this is the norm
Aphrodisiac Erotic Fat Ankles Dysfunction
  09/28/17
lol
Massive dopamine turdskin
  09/28/17
^^ wtf really?? Lol, have people been laughing at me for ye...
Cracking Jet-lagged Abode
  09/28/17
have you bee cutting up spaghetti and linguine for years?
aggressive nighttime property athletic conference
  09/28/17
Don't eat spaghetti at restaurants but yes I do this with ca...
Cracking Jet-lagged Abode
  09/28/17
The only pasta you should ever cut is lasagna and even then ...
Silver multi-colored box office personal credit line
  09/28/17
Come on bro, you don't really cut up your spaghetti. Stop fl...
purple embarrassed to the bone generalized bond center
  09/28/17
how do you eat a breadroll?
Massive dopamine turdskin
  09/28/17
continental style is faggy as fuck. you look like a gay euro...
Mind-boggling mad cow disease
  09/28/17
Actually you look like a dexterous and graceful adult instea...
Silver multi-colored box office personal credit line
  09/28/17
NYT says not being a eurofag doing continental style is fine...
Mind-boggling mad cow disease
  09/28/17
i just learned how to cut with my left hand. no shifting fo...
Talented Useless Office
  09/28/17
They're both prole tells. I just pick up the meat with my fo...
purple embarrassed to the bone generalized bond center
  09/28/17
But why would you want to switch hands?
Judgmental Big Theater Stage Hunting Ground
  09/28/17
I need a free hand to express myself while talking or to put...
purple embarrassed to the bone generalized bond center
  09/28/17
Fair.
Judgmental Big Theater Stage Hunting Ground
  09/28/17
So I don't look like a gay euro.
Mind-boggling mad cow disease
  09/28/17
the alternative is looking like a preschooler
chrome marketing idea
  09/28/17
i'll take preschooler over europedo
Mind-boggling mad cow disease
  09/28/17
I do the Ginobli style: Use the knife to move a piece of cut...
Emerald medicated dragon
  09/28/17
A little close to home, prole?
Odious pearly plaza fanboi
  09/28/17
Cr.
Spectacular godawful really tough guy
  09/28/17
...
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Bad table manners like smacking lips/eating with mouth full ...
orchid racy gas station
  09/28/17
I know I am a prole because my mother constantly harped on m...
Glittery Topaz Range
  09/28/17
I'm always the last one to finish my meal. WTF
anal bipolar knife forum
  09/28/17
fuck i say thank you all the time.
chrome marketing idea
  09/28/17
...
Spectacular godawful really tough guy
  09/28/17
service partner mid-convo to waiter: thank
Mind-boggling mad cow disease
  09/28/17
eating your food super quickly I have a big mouth. I'm no...
purple embarrassed to the bone generalized bond center
  09/28/17
Fuck that, I say thank you when the waiter does anything for...
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  09/28/17
...
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  09/28/17
Eating with mouth full us tcr
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Announcing before we've even ordered that you're going to ge...
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  09/28/17
lol
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  09/28/17
lisping "i want it real tender tho it feel good" t...
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  09/28/17
a big prole tell is the loudmouth prole who comments out lou...
Mind-boggling mad cow disease
  09/28/17
Then putting a fork between each pair of fingers in your cle...
sticky mental disorder
  09/28/17
...
Mind-boggling mad cow disease
  09/28/17
that's a rainmaker tell
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French Sanctuary Mexican
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LETS GET SOME SHOTS. AM I RIGHT?
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French Sanctuary Mexican
  09/28/17
Don't laugh. I've seen this in the past two cycles. Of cou...
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  09/28/17
what are the consequences of doing this? Seriously. Do the...
Disturbing Ticket Booth Coffee Pot
  09/28/17
...
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Went to dinner as SA at chanterelle in NYC where the partner...
Soggy Theater
  09/28/17
couldn't he just have then asked for a round of scotch neat ...
Mind-boggling mad cow disease
  09/28/17
This was before dinner so scotch would be weird.
Soggy Theater
  09/28/17
what kind of dumpy place doesn't have shot glasses?
Disturbing Ticket Booth Coffee Pot
  09/28/17
maybe that's why chanterelle closed down
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...
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Incredulous French waiter: "Monsieur wants a... a 'shot...
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...
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  09/28/17
They used tumblers for the shots. At the time I thought i...
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  09/28/17
WTF sounds fun as fuck ESP if you are a middle aged guy. Wh...
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  09/28/17
...
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Yeah fun for a miserable middle aged guy who works all the t...
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  09/28/17
(woman)
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Territorial stirring sweet tailpipe friendly grandma
  09/28/17
This has got to be a flame account. It's like you were hired...
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  09/28/17
agree, but mostly weird because he's doing it before the mea...
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...
Mind-boggling mad cow disease
  09/28/17
they could have found something that would work. guy was pr...
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  09/28/17
Major prole tell at my last SA lunch: sugar baby begged me t...
bateful hilarious spot
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...
Blathering outnumbered skinny woman
  09/28/17
Is this the one who's now your LTR GF?
Charismatic Deer Antler
  09/28/17
Using a knife or a rib bone to point for emphasis? I dunno,...
Disturbing Ticket Booth Coffee Pot
  09/28/17
I ordered a Jim Beam, partner looks at me and says "wel...
Sexy pale french chef
  09/28/17
Lol holy shit what q fag
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  09/28/17
...
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  09/28/17
You should of told him to suck a dick like a lil bitch. You'...
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  09/28/17
I think the opposite would be even funnier. Imagine a bunch ...
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...
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  09/28/17
"I'll have the steak, chicken fried please"
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  07/24/18
This thread is like a bug zapper for XO's biggest faggots
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  09/28/17
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Territorial stirring sweet tailpipe friendly grandma
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Lemon nowag
  10/22/17
...
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  07/24/18
*Goes to sushi place* *Stabs rolls with fork*
purple embarrassed to the bone generalized bond center
  09/28/17
*Goes to sushi place with rolls in the first place*
Soggy Theater
  09/28/17
omg pls tell me you're trolling us your like a caricature of...
azure electric furnace
  09/28/17
*Goes to sushi place with forks in the first place*
spruce excitant school potus
  09/28/17
lol what? even very good sushi places like Yasuda serve roll...
Shivering market weed whacker
  09/28/17
Because they have to cater to SA proles coming in asking for...
Soggy Theater
  09/28/17
but you'd go to Yasuda, right?
Shivering market weed whacker
  09/28/17
Ive gone to Yasuda many times, including a few memorable mea...
Soggy Theater
  09/28/17
but you're ARE obnoxious snob
Shivering market weed whacker
  09/28/17
ugh Masa is such a prole shithold
Navy splenetic university
  09/28/17
fish very bad
Spectacular godawful really tough guy
  09/28/17
Not an SA but a lateral interview: Some short Russian (I thi...
lavender vibrant ceo
  09/28/17
Not a prole tell, fag tell.
Soggy Theater
  09/28/17
How dare you! I love cider.
Mind-boggling mad cow disease
  09/28/17
I rest my case
Soggy Theater
  09/28/17
Absolutely devastating
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  09/28/17
Compounded by the fact this was supposed to be a joke at TMF...
Charismatic Deer Antler
  09/28/17
really amazing subthread
Shivering market weed whacker
  09/28/17
this guy gets it
lavender vibrant ceo
  09/28/17
lol exactly it's like dbg doesn't even know who tmf is
Demanding dull factory reset button genital piercing
  09/28/17
i know tmf but i dont get how this relates to him
Mind-boggling mad cow disease
  09/28/17
summon: askav tl:dr tmf loves to drink hard cider
Demanding dull factory reset button genital piercing
  09/28/17
i'm more familiar with his love of nubiles
Mind-boggling mad cow disease
  09/28/17
there was an epic thread about TMF ordering a hard cider at ...
Shivering market weed whacker
  09/28/17
lulz. i'd never order it front of other men. i'll do it i...
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  09/28/17
180
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  09/28/17
Fascinating thread
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  09/28/17
Nutella never ceases to amaze
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Asking the waiter if this is the smoking section
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  09/28/17
250 poasts - who would have thought xo was so interested in ...
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  09/28/17
this thread combines many favorite xo topics -- prole tells,...
Mind-boggling mad cow disease
  09/28/17
...
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  09/28/17
Bib may have been part of a CRAB-FORWARD strategy
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ordering tacos/pizza/anything handheld
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Ketchup or steak sauce on steak. Not immediately placing yo...
curious ivory hell
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Eating the butter before (separately from) the bread
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  07/24/18
Lol WTF.
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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease

not knowing which are your bread plate and drinking glasses

tucking napkin in collar and having it over chest like a bib



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: primrose exciting international law enforcement agency elastic band

not knowing a plate from a glass is not a prole tell, it's retard schtick

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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: lavender vibrant ceo



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:31 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: drab aromatic bawdyhouse roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490107)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:27 PM
Author: Vivacious Therapy Set

calling flame on the napkin bib at a callback/SA lunch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313200)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease

i've seen it multiple times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313206)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:28 PM
Author: Vivacious Therapy Set

please tell me it was a crab joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313211)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease

ljl nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313219)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: Vivacious Therapy Set

:_(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313228)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:56 AM
Author: balding aqua bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315298)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: Bossy hall hissy fit

I've seen it a few times myself, and it seemed highly correlated with turbostriver proles, especially model minorities and rural whites like J.D. Vance types. I like to think there's some poaster out there who wrote a business etiquette book or blog or something and convinced them that it would make prospective employers see them as both careful about maintaining a polished appearance and aristocratic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316702)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease

negro at a cls/nyu spring 1L reception w the suit brand's tag on the left sleeve (ive poasted about this before -- i was afraid to say anything bc i was afraid it'd be racis)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313238)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: Vivacious Therapy Set

I like when people wear jackets with the vent tacked shut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313265)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313276)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: pearl ungodly juggernaut tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313437)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:46 AM
Author: deranged messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315927)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: Flesh national security agency

Fubu?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313338)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: spruce excitant school potus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313982)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:34 PM
Author: Boyish point

Ecko Unltd.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318281)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: anal bipolar knife forum

It's pretty intuitive...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313307)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Disgusting antidepressant drug indian lodge

partner recommends the lamb

sa prole: a chicken finger, uhm entree, fries, are they breaded here?

partner looks at waiter with "what you gonna do" judaic shrug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313363)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313376)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Silver multi-colored box office personal credit line

Asking the partner what they recommend is always a good move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314138)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:11 AM
Author: nudist claret kitchen

service group non-equity 'partner' who thinks that being servile is the only road to 'success.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315107)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Bossy hall hissy fit

This move works better for chicks as it puts them on the "order for me daddy" tip. Any dude who asks a partner to tell him what to eat should be dinged on the spot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316711)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: Disgusting antidepressant drug indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317141)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: primrose exciting international law enforcement agency elastic band

"Any dude who asks a partner to tell him what to eat should be dinged on the spot."

seems like that's very on point for what an SA does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317271)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:16 PM
Author: Jet fragrant house

"What are you having?"

"What do you like here?"

"What do you recommend?"

So simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320336)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Silver multi-colored box office personal credit line

You're not asking them to tell you what to eat, you're asking them for a recommendation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320396)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:09 AM
Author: Buck-toothed pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315597)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: pearl ungodly juggernaut tanning salon

This one Seeking Arrangement whore had 3 kids and tattoos but was demanding a "High" lifestyle $$$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313379)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: Disgusting antidepressant drug indian lodge

sulcrum summer of '04?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313396)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: Blathering outnumbered skinny woman

Another SA whore was actually fully pregnant in her profile photo.

WTF!? I guess some sick fucks have a pregnancy fetish? I feel bad for the fetus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315324)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: nofapping space jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320301)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: Navy splenetic university

Pocket square literally erupting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313410)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Glassy Institution

Idk none really come to mind. They will just generally be unfamiliar with normal coastal society, e.g., they've never ordered a steak before so they don't know what rareness to go with.

Occasionally at OCI or at a callback I will have an interview with a real prole from some unfortunate TTT city/town and it is almost always an auto-ding. Universally nice people, but there's just something off about them. Either they're too gunnerish because that's what it takes to rise from poor circumstances, or they're just weird and don't get social norms to an even greater extent than most law students.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313431)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease

isn't it more likely they adamantly demand WELL DONE than not have a clue what rareness to order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313443)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Disgusting antidepressant drug indian lodge

ad ask for a1. and the idea of a peroggie or snook is like asking them to sing the haftorah for their zaftag sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313457)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: diverse nubile foreskin karate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313810)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Glassy Institution

Yeah or that. Chewing with mouth open is also an auto-ding prole tell at interview meals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313513)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: anal bipolar knife forum

wtf there's something "off" about everyone--we're talking about law students here.

OUT the PROLE TELLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313670)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:14 PM
Author: Glassy Institution

Yeah to some extent everyone is weird as fuck, particularly in LS, but the ones from Bakersfield or Omaha are always even worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313754)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: up-to-no-good goyim piazza

(5' 6" ratfaced man from Queens)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316047)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Abnormal cordovan parlor

Omaha is nice. Ask boom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317377)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: self-absorbed lay

Omaha is a completely normal smaller city

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317512)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Jet fragrant house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320408)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: primrose exciting international law enforcement agency elastic band

"normal coastal society . . . they've never ordered a steak before"

...if a society didn't know how to order a steak, it'd be coastal society not flyover, where the fucking steak comes from

y'all sound like you've never met someone from middle america before, jfc i come from a tiny town in rural texas and was ordering my stakes medium rare when i was like 8yo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317279)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Abnormal cordovan parlor

yeah lol at acting like steak doesn't exist outside of MFH.

It's literally the only food flyover actually does well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317382)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:57 PM
Author: primrose exciting international law enforcement agency elastic band

(jew who thinks his mexican food in DC is better than mexican found in the american southwest)

also do you not know there are immigrants from all over the world in flyover?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317543)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: Scarlet hot sneaky criminal masturbator

Things that are weird to me, some of which may be considered proelish

(1) playing on your phone at the meal. Dude you’re trying to impress us.

(2) cutting steak into little pieces entirely, then eating it

(3) ordering before a woman at the table (if SA is a man)

(4) talking a food in their mouth.

TbF, none of this stuff will matter if they are easy to get along w and do good work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313588)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease

ljl 3 is a tricky one in 2017

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313625)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: Scarlet hot sneaky criminal masturbator

Not really. If you go to a nice reataraunt downtown, women order first. Period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313696)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: anal bipolar knife forum

If you go to a nice restaurant, the waiter goes to the women first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313737)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: Scarlet hot sneaky criminal masturbator

Sometimes there will be a pause for someone to speak up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313790)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Silver multi-colored box office personal credit line

This is the traditional rule but its often not followed when you have a larger group of people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314120)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: chrome marketing idea

cr, if the waiter just goes around the table in the order in which youre seated, youll look like a retard saying "ill wait for the women to order first" when he gets to you if youre a man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314141)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315297)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:37 AM
Author: Silver multi-colored box office personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315636)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: Disturbing Ticket Booth Coffee Pot

you could just turn to a woman in the group and suggest she go first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316003)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:59 AM
Author: balding aqua bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315307)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:02 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease

*orders for 14 shrews at a huge closing dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315312)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: French Sanctuary Mexican

Salads all around!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315347)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease

imagine having to tell the waiter the dietary restrictions and allergies of 14 law shrews and ask all their neurotic questions for them... jfc you'd be a champion if you could pull that off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315382)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:34 AM
Author: Adulterous azn macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316571)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease

180. best blank bump i could possibly get on xo for this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316593)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Shivering market weed whacker

reading this poast gave me anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317282)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease

"Monsieur, is your foie gras made from organic farm raised geese?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317297)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: Bisexual site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317500)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: balding aqua bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315377)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Glassy Institution

(incel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313981)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Cracking Jet-lagged Abode

Maybe "downtown" in Proleville, USA. Where the fuck are you talking about that this is customary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315362)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:54 AM
Author: Scarlet hot sneaky criminal masturbator

Washington DC, actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315948)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Disgusting antidepressant drug indian lodge

i like watching the aspie do #2.

i would call out on #3 and be like "bro, i think she's got this, if not let her starve write. you gonna bill her hours too you faggot white knight?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313652)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Scarlet hot sneaky criminal masturbator

Hahah. Of course I say nothing and just silently think about poasting it later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313708)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Cracking Jet-lagged Abode

Actually 3 is reverse big willie Prole tell if a "male" is next in order but refuses to speak bc not all women have ordered. Hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315352)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: chrome marketing idea

i think this is right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315360)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: deep stain

Even at a table of 4 (2 men and 2 women)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316771)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Cracking Jet-lagged Abode

With couples they'll often say, let's start with the ladies but I took itt to be about SA group lunches. In all events you follow the waiter's lead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317086)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: Bossy hall hissy fit

It's more reptile aspie than a prole tell, but only if they make it awkward/make a big show out of their chivalry. The advice above to redirect with a "do you know what you want" is fine, though this is biglaw so if a shitty associate or partner is out to ding you, they could try to use that against you and say you seem "timid" or "indecisive" or whatever. Just ordering when the waiter asks you is CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316784)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Judgmental Big Theater Stage Hunting Ground

Re: 2

Maybe they just want it to cool down and dry out a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317155)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Odious pearly plaza fanboi

Not knowing some soups are served cold

Switching knife/fork back and forth between hands to cut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313807)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:25 PM
Author: diverse nubile foreskin karate

The American style is older but not the "elite" way to eat, according to Euro strivers. Continental style came about in Europe during the same time that upper class Brits decided to started changing their accents to sound different from Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313867)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:28 PM
Author: Odious pearly plaza fanboi

Interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313898)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:47 PM
Author: Yellow misunderstood theatre

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320153)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Silver multi-colored box office personal credit line

Using your knife to cut up your food and then replacing it with a fork in your right hand to eat the cut up portions always looks like a child eating to me. Fork in the right hand is okay for foods that don't need a knife like pasta.

Other prole tells - well done steak, putting ketchup on anything, not knowing how to eat a bread roll, not using the correct cutlery when eating multiple courses, not placing cutlery correctly, not using the tablecloth correctly, using a knife or spoon to eat pasta, not knowing which foods are supposed to be eaten with your fingers etc etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314106)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: chrome marketing idea

how do you eat a bread roll correctly?

how do you use a tablecloth correctly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314147)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: Sienna legal warrant place of business
Subject: o

Turn up edge of tablecloth and use it to wipe your mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314159)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: Emerald medicated dragon

lol. tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314684)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Silver multi-colored box office personal credit line

- break off chunks of the bread with your fingers and butter them individually before putting them in your mouth

- napkin, not sure why I typed tablecloth, must have been thinking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314716)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:03 AM
Author: sticky mental disorder

"- napkin, not sure why I typed tablecloth, must have been thinking about it"

Well you do live in Australia. You had it right the first time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315317)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: Massive dopamine turdskin

wtf, so if I butter the top of a bread roll and then eat it I am prole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315973)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:20 AM
Author: spruce excitant school potus

You mean put butter on the outside crust of the roll? That seems pretty weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316845)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: Disgusting antidepressant drug indian lodge

you make a slit, stuff the butter in, pound it shut so the butter melts, then eat it like a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317150)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: Charismatic Deer Antler

... this is prole? Well call me JD Vance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317465)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Silver multi-colored box office personal credit line

Its PAF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320381)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Abnormal cordovan parlor

*shoves roll in ass*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317399)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:57 PM
Author: Emerald medicated dragon

lol.

arrggghh....unnnggg...fuck, yes! Cot damn that's a sweet roll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317540)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: titillating associate

That's a lot of prole tells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314161)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 11:06 PM
Author: Rebellious bull headed gaming laptop

she's a cashed up bogan, and these are all things she has been criticized for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314275)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:05 AM
Author: Silver multi-colored box office personal credit line

These were all the things my parents drilled into me as a child

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314723)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:14 AM
Author: nudist claret kitchen

your parents drilled roll buttering pseudo etiquette into you as a child?

no wonder you actually enjoy being a tax lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315112)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: Sexy pale french chef

800 pages of regs on eating rolls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316562)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:10 PM
Author: Navy splenetic university

Partnership Rolls is a killer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320295)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:05 PM
Author: transparent floppy newt volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34321372)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: French Sanctuary Mexican

What utensil should you use to eat asparagus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315353)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:08 AM
Author: Flatulent Police Squad

29 pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315615)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Silver multi-colored box office personal credit line

See my poast above: "not knowing which foods are supposed to be eaten with your fingers"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315635)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: purple embarrassed to the bone generalized bond center

lol, you eat asparagus w/ your fingers? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317201)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: French Sanctuary Mexican

Yes, this was a test and thirtynine passed after cheating and googling it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317450)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:20 PM
Author: Silver multi-colored box office personal credit line

Oh come on. You think I know there are foods you're supposed to eat with your fingers but don't know asparagus is one of them? Asparagus is probably the most famous example of a food for which there is a special fingers only rule.

Its 180 to be able to pick up an asparagus spear, eat it with your fingers in a nice restaurant and know you're actually in the right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320353)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: aggressive nighttime property athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314755)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:04 AM
Author: chrome marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315319)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:15 AM
Author: Stimulating apoplectic temple headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315546)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Territorial stirring sweet tailpipe friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317330)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: titillating associate

"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?"

"But of course!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314174)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:31 AM
Author: Irradiated sandwich ladyboy

paying any attention to how you eat a bread roll is a massive middle class striver / petit bourgeouis tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315174)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:04 AM
Author: chrome marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315320)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:12 AM
Author: French Sanctuary Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315354)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: Cracking Jet-lagged Abode

*rips roll in two with teeth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315387)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:15 AM
Author: Stimulating apoplectic temple headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315547)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: garnet maniacal cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317225)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: Territorial stirring sweet tailpipe friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317339)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Cracking Jet-lagged Abode

Knife on pasta is Prole tell? You just twirl it around on your fork then slurp? Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315378)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:19 AM
Author: chrome marketing idea

yes. wtf are you doing with that knife bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315389)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: aggressive nighttime property athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315964)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:09 AM
Author: Disturbing Ticket Booth Coffee Pot

wtf kind of pasta needs a knife? Like, ever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316018)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:00 AM
Author: sinister multi-billionaire

Lmao you cut your spaghetti or what dude. No idea what you're even doing with your knife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315611)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:42 AM
Author: Silver multi-colored box office personal credit line

It's bad enough seeing people use a spoon to eat pasta but a knife is completely beyond the pale.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315642)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:53 AM
Author: Bossy hall hissy fit

I'll be damned if I let some dingofucker tell me how to eat my linguine with clams. Spinning in a spoon is CR and here in the first world where the people who actually invented and perfected this cuisine live, we salute spoon spinning as a far more elegant means of creating tighter and more proportional fork distribution. All this bullshit about making sure to use your left hand and raise your pinky to the ceiling when you eat with a fork is clearly a rulebook for boiled meats and other flavorless hospital food eaten by you convicts and your inbred crooked toothed English forefathers who disowned you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317131)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: azure electric furnace

cr. this guy knows exactly what he's talking about. all the weird Australians and other ethnics in this subthread are just uppity trailer park hobos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317232)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: Disturbing Ticket Booth Coffee Pot

don't spin in spoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317288)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: chrome marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317319)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:50 PM
Author: Yellow misunderstood theatre

laughed for like a minute at "dingofucker" i'm not sure why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320164)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: Contagious Indigo Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34505965)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 9:03 PM
Author: Lemon nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34505927)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:54 AM
Author: Hateful bronze field

cut it with your fork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315950)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Erotic Fat Ankles Dysfunction

yes this is the norm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315956)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: Massive dopamine turdskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315971)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:50 AM
Author: Cracking Jet-lagged Abode

^^ wtf really?? Lol, have people been laughing at me for years?

Pwned https://www.mannersmentor.com/social-situations/cut-twirl-or-spoon-fun-spaghetti-etquette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317108)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:53 AM
Author: aggressive nighttime property athletic conference

have you bee cutting up spaghetti and linguine for years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317132)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: Cracking Jet-lagged Abode

Don't eat spaghetti at restaurants but yes I do this with carbonara :-((

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317187)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:22 PM
Author: Silver multi-colored box office personal credit line

The only pasta you should ever cut is lasagna and even then you're supposed to use the side of your fork, not a knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320375)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: purple embarrassed to the bone generalized bond center

Come on bro, you don't really cut up your spaghetti. Stop flaming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317145)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: Massive dopamine turdskin

how do you eat a breadroll?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315968)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:54 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease

continental style is faggy as fuck. you look like a gay europedo when you do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315289)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:56 AM
Author: Silver multi-colored box office personal credit line

Actually you look like a dexterous and graceful adult instead of a child who has to cut their food up before eating it because they can't use their weaker hand to feed themselves.

It also saves needless handling and swapping of utensils and helps keep your food warmer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315672)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease

NYT says not being a eurofag doing continental style is fine

http://www.nytimes.com/1996/09/22/nyregion/etiquette-is-it-back.html?mcubz=3

CUTTING MEAT: A huge controversy. Here's the continental style: Hold the fork in the left hand, prongs pointed down. Hold the knife with your forefinger pointing down the handle, for leverage. Spear the meat with the fork and cut it off with your knife. Fork is conveyed to the mouth by twisting your wrist and raising your forearm slightly. Don't shift the fork from the left to the right hand everytime you cut a piece of meat.

Here's the American style: Same as above, except the last part. After cutting the meat, place the knife on the plate and switch the fork to your right hand. (Europeans think this is gauche. Your call.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316534)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Talented Useless Office

i just learned how to cut with my left hand. no shifting for anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316924)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:50 AM
Author: purple embarrassed to the bone generalized bond center

They're both prole tells. I just pick up the meat with my fork and rip off a piece with my teeth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317107)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Judgmental Big Theater Stage Hunting Ground

But why would you want to switch hands?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317203)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: purple embarrassed to the bone generalized bond center

I need a free hand to express myself while talking or to put that elbow on the table if I'm feeling tired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317218)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Judgmental Big Theater Stage Hunting Ground

Fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317280)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease

So I don't look like a gay euro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317242)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: chrome marketing idea

the alternative is looking like a preschooler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317348)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease

i'll take preschooler over europedo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317777)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: Emerald medicated dragon

I do the Ginobli style: Use the knife to move a piece of cut meat from the plate to my mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317565)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: Odious pearly plaza fanboi

A little close to home, prole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315873)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:02 AM
Author: Spectacular godawful really tough guy

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316762)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: drab aromatic bawdyhouse roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490239)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: orchid racy gas station

Bad table manners like smacking lips/eating with mouth full or eating your food super quickly

Ordering steak well done

Constantly thanking waiters anytime they do anything for you. Newsflash proles: the waiters at these places are trying not to interrupt you so saying thanks is actually defeating what they're trying to accomplish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314760)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: Glittery Topaz Range

I know I am a prole because my mother constantly harped on me to always say thank you for every little thing a waiter did, like refill my ice tea at a Luby's cafeteria

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315117)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: anal bipolar knife forum

I'm always the last one to finish my meal. WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315130)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:04 AM
Author: chrome marketing idea

fuck i say thank you all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315322)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: Spectacular godawful really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316765)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease

service partner mid-convo to waiter: thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315332)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: purple embarrassed to the bone generalized bond center

eating your food super quickly

I have a big mouth. I'm not going to slow down. Fuck you slow-chewing motherfuckers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317125)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 3:28 PM
Author: Twisted ocher church boltzmann

Fuck that, I say thank you when the waiter does anything for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318773)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: nofapping space jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320316)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:42 PM
Author: orange station sound barrier

Eating with mouth full us tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320546)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: Pungent aquamarine cuckoldry

Announcing before we've even ordered that you're going to get the 16 oz so that you have enough to take home, then coming back with us to the office to meet the hiring partner for 5 minutes after lunch because he was out in the morning when you had your other interviews, and holding a tinfoil swan of leftover steak in your hand the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315119)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: aggressive nighttime property athletic conference

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315970)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:35 AM
Author: Charcoal internal respiration

lisping "i want it real tender tho it feel good" then trying to fuck the steak when it arrives after waiting for it to cool and then pulling wet ones out of his pocket for clean up and then eating the steak. that was definitely top five.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315191)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:59 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease

a big prole tell is the loudmouth prole who comments out loud,

"oh wow, there's 3 forks, that's amazing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315306)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: sticky mental disorder

Then putting a fork between each pair of fingers in your clenched fist and calling yourself "Forkzilla"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315338)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315344)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: chrome marketing idea

that's a rainmaker tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315348)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: deranged messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315926)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:34 AM
Author: Sexy pale french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316568)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: diverse nubile foreskin karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316749)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: French Sanctuary Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315361)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:57 AM
Author: Silver multi-colored box office personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315673)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: chrome marketing idea

LETS GET SOME SHOTS. AM I RIGHT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315364)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:15 AM
Author: French Sanctuary Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315366)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 3:45 AM
Author: Thriller sadistic mother locale

Don't laugh. I've seen this in the past two cycles. Of course the prole associates encourage this behavior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315519)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:09 AM
Author: Disturbing Ticket Booth Coffee Pot

what are the consequences of doing this? Seriously. Do the associates go back and report that the dude is a bro who would be fun to work with? Or do they cop the shots and then badmouth the guy back at the office? What's the usual breakdown in this sort of scenario.

The reason I ask is because this might be a go-to game changer for callbacks w shitty GPAs who know they've got to stand out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316017)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: Disturbing Ticket Booth Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316006)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:32 AM
Author: Soggy Theater

Went to dinner as SA at chanterelle in NYC where the partner wanted to do shots and asked waiters if it was possible and they said apologetically they didn't have shot glasses. Wasn't a prole tell, but partner was a douche being law firm fratty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316561)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease

couldn't he just have then asked for a round of scotch neat for everyone at the table, and did it that way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316589)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: Soggy Theater

This was before dinner so scotch would be weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316668)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Disturbing Ticket Booth Coffee Pot

what kind of dumpy place doesn't have shot glasses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316598)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:48 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease

maybe that's why chanterelle closed down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316681)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: chrome marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316788)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: spruce excitant school potus

Incredulous French waiter: "Monsieur wants a... a 'shot' glass?? I'm sorry, Monsieur, that is just not possible."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316883)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: Disturbing Ticket Booth Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317294)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: Soggy Theater

They used tumblers for the shots.

At the time I thought it was so fun and cool but now I just think it's pathetic that a middle aged partner with a family thinks it's fun to go out with a bunch of 24-25 year olds and order shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317298)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Disturbing Ticket Booth Coffee Pot

WTF sounds fun as fuck ESP if you are a middle aged guy. What's the matter with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317356)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: chrome marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317368)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: Soggy Theater

Yeah fun for a miserable middle aged guy who works all the time and instead of going home to hang out with your wife and kids on one of the rare nights you arent working, you take out a bunch of obnoxious young people instead and get wasted. No wonder their wives and kids hate them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317427)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: chrome marketing idea

(woman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317437)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: Impressive School Cafeteria Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317523)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: Territorial stirring sweet tailpipe friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317736)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:22 PM
Author: Navy splenetic university

This has got to be a flame account. It's like you were hired to play a heel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320372)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: Demanding dull factory reset button genital piercing

agree, but mostly weird because he's doing it before the meal rather than after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317741)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317313)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: brilliant keepsake machete

they could have found something that would work. guy was probably a fag and they could tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317773)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 3:50 AM
Author: bateful hilarious spot

Major prole tell at my last SA lunch: sugar baby begged me to take her to red lobster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315530)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Blathering outnumbered skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317476)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: Charismatic Deer Antler

Is this the one who's now your LTR GF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317521)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:10 AM
Author: Disturbing Ticket Booth Coffee Pot

Using a knife or a rib bone to point for emphasis? I dunno, seems, 180 tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316020)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:34 AM
Author: Sexy pale french chef

I ordered a Jim Beam, partner looks at me and says "well, we can definitely tell you're just out of college."

dinged :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316575)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:54 AM
Author: garnet maniacal cuckold

Lol holy shit what q fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316718)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: aggressive nighttime property athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317060)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Emerald medicated dragon

You should of told him to suck a dick like a lil bitch. You're the one drinking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317717)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:35 AM
Author: Citrine frisky business firm gay wizard

I think the opposite would be even funnier. Imagine a bunch of pencil-necked geeks and east coast Jews interviewing for blue-collar prole jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316582)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:02 AM
Author: diverse nubile foreskin karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316759)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: chrome marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316791)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:20 AM
Author: sapphire rigpig

"I'll have the steak, chicken fried please"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316850)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: drab aromatic bawdyhouse roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490295)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: garnet maniacal cuckold

This thread is like a bug zapper for XO's biggest faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316724)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: vigorous bright address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317046)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: azure electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317276)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Territorial stirring sweet tailpipe friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317446)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 9:01 PM
Author: Lemon nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34505910)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Rebellious bull headed gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490549)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: purple embarrassed to the bone generalized bond center

*Goes to sushi place*

*Stabs rolls with fork*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317163)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Soggy Theater

*Goes to sushi place with rolls in the first place*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317248)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: azure electric furnace

omg pls tell me you're trolling us your like a caricature of yourself right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317380)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: spruce excitant school potus

*Goes to sushi place with forks in the first place*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317729)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Shivering market weed whacker

lol what? even very good sushi places like Yasuda serve rolls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317749)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: Soggy Theater

Because they have to cater to SA proles coming in asking for a tuna roll.

Omakase menu may have a hand roll but that's all you will find.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318003)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: Shivering market weed whacker

but you'd go to Yasuda, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318005)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Soggy Theater

Ive gone to Yasuda many times, including a few memorable meals before the chef himself. He's a funny guy. Made fun of Jews and not eating bottom feeder fish (his business partner was of course Jewish, just like nozawa in LA). I'd like to eat at his restaurant in Tokyo.

You're right the prole tell is ordering a roll though, not the restaurant. I'm just an obnoxious snob to say any restaurant that isn't a 10 seat counter omakase only is "prole."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318242)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Shivering market weed whacker

but you're ARE obnoxious snob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318258)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Navy splenetic university

ugh Masa is such a prole shithold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320402)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Spectacular godawful really tough guy

fish very bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317774)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: lavender vibrant ceo

Not an SA but a lateral interview: Some short Russian (I think?) guy who we were interviewing ordered a cider when a group of us went out for a beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317291)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Soggy Theater

Not a prole tell, fag tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317311)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease

How dare you! I love cider.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317315)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: Soggy Theater

I rest my case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317435)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: chrome marketing idea

Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317445)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Charismatic Deer Antler

Compounded by the fact this was supposed to be a joke at TMF's expense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317504)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: Shivering market weed whacker

really amazing subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317559)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: lavender vibrant ceo

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317745)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: Demanding dull factory reset button genital piercing

lol exactly it's like dbg doesn't even know who tmf is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317763)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease

i know tmf but i dont get how this relates to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317796)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Demanding dull factory reset button genital piercing

summon: askav

tl:dr tmf loves to drink hard cider

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317817)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease

i'm more familiar with his love of nubiles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317827)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:40 PM
Author: Shivering market weed whacker

there was an epic thread about TMF ordering a hard cider at some biglaw happy hour at a bar and we all said he was weird. i remember i was particularly hard on him.

i wish we could find the thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317880)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease

lulz. i'd never order it front of other men.

i'll do it in front of pddj.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317943)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:56 PM
Author: Impressive School Cafeteria Mad-dog Skullcap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317532)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: lavender vibrant ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317740)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317797)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: Shivering market weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317752)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: comical preventive strike parlour

Fascinating thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318309)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: Abnormal cordovan parlor

Nutella never ceases to amaze

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320321)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Dashing state

Asking the waiter if this is the smoking section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320393)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Silver multi-colored box office personal credit line

250 poasts - who would have thought xo was so interested in dining etiquette?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320416)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease

this thread combines many favorite xo topics -- prole tells, mfh restaurants, free biglaw meals, nutella striving, etc.

not surprising.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320449)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:55 PM
Author: chrome marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34321281)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:51 PM
Author: transparent floppy newt volcanic crater

Bib may have been part of a CRAB-FORWARD strategy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34321235)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:53 PM
Author: opaque mentally impaired chapel puppy

ordering tacos/pizza/anything handheld

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34321259)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 5:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#35237013)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: curious ivory hell

Ketchup or steak sauce on steak.

Not immediately placing your napkin on your lap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490625)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: orange station sound barrier

Eating the butter before (separately from) the bread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490713)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: curious ivory hell

Lol WTF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490723)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36623896)