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Date: October 5th, 2017 7:38 AM Author: buff beady-eyed temple
178 (48/50, tough curve).
poasting advice: the only flaw in your poasting is that it tends to just scratch the surface. no elaborate, involved schticks with novel characters - instead, I see a lot of churning language and memes. witty and inventive, sure, but it doesn't plumb the emotional depths. sometimes you've got to really peel back the onion.
the vocaroos are ok, but seem to me too much like something i'd see on old SA. (shmorky or whatever). which was fine and good 15 years ago, but poasting surely has advanced!
life advice: live below your means, stash money, survive, and cop loving tradwife who is cultishly devoted to you and would gladly step in front of federalis bullets to help your master plan. SO SIMPLE!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754342&forum_id=2#34371869) |
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Date: October 5th, 2017 7:43 AM Author: buff beady-eyed temple
sup.
172
poasting could easily breach 175+ if you spent more time trolling xanga, livejournal, etc. for stories of real life weirdos (a la chris chan) and then poasted them here for our derision.
as things stand, you're a good poaster, good heart, and you stand out (have a BRAND) but you're not fully capitalizing. if i were a VC firm i'd bid on you, merge you with another poaster, generate a bunch of 180 content, fire all the employees and then liquidate the assets for a cool $22.78mm.
current life situation? happy to dispense extempore advice.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754342&forum_id=2#34371887) |
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Date: October 5th, 2017 7:48 AM Author: buff beady-eyed temple
hi jcm.
164.
you're probably the best current fempoaster, and you've inspired a lot of good boart talk and memes (cock-cage, lobsterpussy threading, house music). you remind me of some of the inviting, PLUR raver chicks I used to hang out with in my rail-thin youth.
you get the boart and your insights into memes and situations are often DEEP. i've seen you blank-bump or 180 poasts that others left to rot, when those poasts required lateral thinking to get.
that said, right now i haven't seen you CONNECT the far-out part of your mind with active poasting. it's like you are constraining your madcap energy for fear it will overtake you. to breach 170, you've got to poast for a time with FIRE IN YOUR BELLY, flames belching from your loins like dhalsim doing a handstand YOGA FIRE.
life advice: stop thinking so much. instead try things out which are reasonably likely to improve your situation, record what works and what doesn't, make adjustments based on what you do.
get on lyrica 150mg b.i.d. take 150 before bed.
listen to lots of deep melodic house.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754342&forum_id=2#34371894) |
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Date: October 5th, 2017 7:52 AM Author: buff beady-eyed temple
thanks JCM.
sure, used to go clubbing or to a party 4x+ times a week, usually a house night on a sunday to chill out.
but mostly i listen to jungle & d&b.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754342&forum_id=2#34371905) |
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Date: October 5th, 2017 7:51 AM Author: buff beady-eyed temple
173 (current). historical rating higher.
you've been here a long-ass time. you know the memes. you know the moves. you know the fempoasters - by their smell.
you've witnessed boart feuds begotten, born, and die. even been involved in a few.
at present i get the sense you're not deeply invested in the boart, as we're in a bit of an intermezzo period. so too is your poasting ~ it seems you've begun to reflect the overall status of the boart, as a moodring or the amount of wine a housewife drinks at the end of the day.
when spurred to action, you can -- i've seen you -- burst to 180.
as for life advice i know little about your present situation but happy to dispense if informed.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754342&forum_id=2#34371901) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 10:19 AM Author: buff beady-eyed temple
Thanks. I think I know who you are based on these. ~172, can BURST higher I'm sure.
You're one of the few remaining wise poasters - not a slave to the learned helplnessness 'OOoo GC sucks waa' enervation so popular with the younger set here.
Also you appreciate my labored prose, so "you obviously like good poasting"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754342&forum_id=2#34453935) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 10:15 AM Author: Scarlet Nighttime Hissy Fit Step-uncle's House
Ur assessment is correct brother - I have been IRLing HEAVILY over the past 9 months or so, so I am cruising now.
My most recent "Burst Poast" or "blitz poast" that I feel good about has been this one:
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3763058&mc=100&forum_id=2#34434942
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754342&forum_id=2#34453897) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 10:21 AM Author: buff beady-eyed temple
Historical has been up to 180. You're mostly in crusie control RN, cruising at about 169. You can still pull out the old energy, but don't seem as invested in the boart or the petty squabbles here.
Also, you seem high on your newfound secure status & success. You're not yet used to not having the wolf constantly at your door. In result, your old motivation has deserted you. But these changes are to the good -- your whole personality and sense of self is being reconstructed of sturdier stuff, from the ground up.
I look forward greatly to beholding the result.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754342&forum_id=2#34453957)
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Date: October 16th, 2017 11:05 AM Author: violent ticket booth nowag
bc you mention pride it occurs to me that I'm not much of a content creator
I just take Qs and give ratings once in a while
wish I could start over and poast anew
edit: I also blank bump a fair amount
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754342&forum_id=2#34454329)
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Date: October 16th, 2017 10:40 AM Author: buff beady-eyed temple
I see. I can see why you'd want to get back into the field - it has been SUPRASSINGLY interesting lately.
Were my answers satisfactory?
Re: undone life-path --- you can't do both. If you're upset you didn't do something you can't now do (obv. a useless thought but it's there), you could broaden it still further by thinking about all the things you would have loved, but have not even encountered & never will.
The greatest price paid in even the best-lived life is the opportunity cost of lives unlived.
****Rating = 167. could easily breach 170 by DOMINATING some threads or channelizing conversations to new and interesting places.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754342&forum_id=2#34454132) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 7:44 PM Author: Gay Electric Queen Of The Night Cuckoldry
Yeah, I finished my dissertation right before CRISPR blew up so now there are a whole lot of really obvious expts that might have gotten me to where I needed to go quicker.
The cost of lives unlived is real. I think in the last five years or so I've been really focusing on the now-cauterized paths I could have taken. The farther along you get the more doors close.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754342&forum_id=2#34458425)
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Date: October 16th, 2017 7:53 PM Author: Gay Electric Queen Of The Night Cuckoldry
This is something I have spent a good deal of time thinking about. Here are my loosely connected observations.
1) From a bench scientist level, having a good set of hands is really important. And not just so you can aliquot in a 384 well plate. Just like just because you have bought the Babbo cookbook and spent $300 on specialty shit at Eataly, you aren't necessarily going to make anything good, a lot of the disclosures that you see in the literature are not really enabling, so you need to be able to fill the gaps by properly setting your mise, etc. Also, if you are doing imaging, stuff like properly mounting an embryo and the like are things you will either figure out or not.
2) Finding the right mentor. And not just from a personality fit level, though that is important, but I feel like I was discouraged from working with non-tenured faculty b/c "Well what happens if they have to leave before you finish?" One of the people with the most successful graduate careers worked with a new professor straight out of a post-doc in the lab of a Nobel Laureate who had some innovative RNAi screening technology that quickly netted her two 1st author Cell papers.
3) More to that point, the situation you find yourself in can be extremely idiosyncratic. The two 'best' people from my class left relatively early and then floundered for a while in their new labs. One finally started his lab a month ago, and the 2 first author Cell student gave up and went into industry.
4) Self-advocacy is really important. Rigorous skeptic objectivity is usually punished.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754342&forum_id=2#34458470)
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Date: October 16th, 2017 10:26 AM Author: buff beady-eyed temple
177 cruising. Easily 180 when you're feeling your oats. I see you as one of the Old Masters of the Boart, utilizing the fencing wit of a mature style to help these newfags level up. You've a sure command of the lexicon and style, can poast in more different modes than most any other poaster, and have the right instincts (if a bit overly straightforward and earnest) when things get serious.
It's easy to wear such diverse gifts as a mask --- it's hard to be seen when you see through people so easily. The only thing you're really lacking as a poaster = opening up, letting the world know about the real askav, the Slav underneath who still yearns for the snowswept plains. But that may require WODKA, and much of it.
You're one of the few I would need serious concentration to contest were we to flamewar. Would tell my men to retreat & stand behind me.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754342&forum_id=2#34454004) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 10:43 AM Author: buff beady-eyed temple
169. You've got a good ear, have made some good memes; but rn I've seen only transformations of existing memes, not original stuff.
Would do you good to study the career of jonsmeyer. He opened up new VISTAS of memes with his odd obsessions - height, deer training, whatever.
He was also a master of luring in xo poasters desperate to give advice, in order to feel superior to the pathetic characters he created, and then springing a meme-trap on them.
Also, would need to see more long-form work to get into the mid 170s.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754342&forum_id=2#34454165) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 10:49 AM Author: Galvanic dingle berry
hes gunning for MPM bro he can't alienate his voters
what i want to know is how much he's billing clients for this thread
lol
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754342&forum_id=2#34454221) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 10:51 AM Author: buff beady-eyed temple
171.
You strike me as a second-year to midlevel who clerked and is now at a fairly preftigious firm. You still haven't fully grasped the full reality of EXPONENTIAL SCALING - though you've caught a glimpse of GOD-IN-THE-MOMENT which renders all your petty poasting trivial. Once you pass through the true vault of fire, you'll experience death and rebirth, and be able to summon 180s at will.
I enjoy your legal-themed poasting. Good command of memes but you don't over-do it. I'd advise you to ignore blankbumps and just try to develop an original styles. You'll be in the wilderness for a while, but eventually the boart will catch up to you, only to find you've developed a rich back catalogue.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754342&forum_id=2#34454229) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 8:07 PM Author: buff beady-eyed temple
166.
You're a subjective 171 for me but it may be because I find your moniker hilarious and I'm simpatico with your choice of subject matter. Dadaist.
You've not yet found a way in to the main currents of the boart, and you're still growing as a poaster. I think a boart buddy would be good ~ or even a boart enemy, maybe try a callout thread.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754342&forum_id=2#34458590) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 8:35 PM Author: beta indigo internal respiration
HANDPRINTS
I WANT HANDPRINTS
Spank big or gtfo
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754342&forum_id=2#34458764)
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Date: October 16th, 2017 8:32 PM Author: Ocher internet-worthy station digit ratio
Twins I work a lot and I want to one day work a chill job or not at all.
Rate me and tell me where it's ok to spend frivolously.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754342&forum_id=2#34458749) |
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