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razzle-dazzle temple
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duck-like overrated garrison
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High boomer partner arrives at the office on Saturday withou...
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Carnelian liquid oxygen
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MODSSSSSSsss
duck-like overrated garrison
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Indigo Circlehead
  10/12/17
like stoned?
cheese-eating legal warrant rigor
  10/23/17
Like older
razzle-dazzle temple
  10/23/17
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Carmine home double fault
  11/02/17
This is jcm
Up-to-no-good Parlor Toilet Seat
  10/12/17
female junior associate took up dipping so she could be &quo...
razzle-dazzle temple
  10/12/17
Lmfao thats disgusting
Up-to-no-good Parlor Toilet Seat
  10/12/17
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ivory adulterous people who are hurt
  10/12/17
we were all SUPER excited about going to the PRINTER for the...
razzle-dazzle temple
  10/12/17
180, me too
ivory adulterous people who are hurt
  10/12/17
I still don't know what the printer is or understand if it's...
Fragrant Cuckoldry Jewess
  10/12/17
It's real as shit man
ivory adulterous people who are hurt
  10/12/17
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razzle-dazzle temple
  10/12/17
I loved the printer. Favorite part of big six accounting
Cerebral bbw mother
  11/02/17
Some would say it is "too real"
Indigo Circlehead
  10/12/17
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Maize corner
  10/12/17
I threw a chair off a 6th floor balcony onto a golf course d...
razzle-dazzle temple
  10/12/17
fast forward 2 years, you've had chairs thrown at you no les...
Maize corner
  10/12/17
typical attic tp response
razzle-dazzle temple
  10/12/17
cr
Maize corner
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Offensive irradiated masturbator pozpig
  10/12/17
Best friend sat me down as a first year associate to make su...
razzle-dazzle temple
  10/12/17
Jfc
Appetizing library
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mischievous iridescent stain resort
  10/12/17
Fellow summer associate bro got way too drunk trying to get ...
razzle-dazzle temple
  10/12/17
18000000033)4727277
mischievous iridescent stain resort
  10/12/17
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Fragrant Cuckoldry Jewess
  10/12/17
young white trash secretary decorated my office for the &quo...
razzle-dazzle temple
  10/12/17
Wtf is sweetest day?
Up-to-no-good Parlor Toilet Seat
  10/12/17
The day I die
Razzmatazz legend
  10/12/17
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indecent amethyst fortuitous meteor
  10/23/17
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Appetizing library
  10/12/17
when I accepted my offer I said, yes, I came here to join th...
razzle-dazzle temple
  10/12/17
Thanks for being a team player. It's what this shop is all a...
Appetizing library
  10/12/17
Get back in
ivory adulterous people who are hurt
  10/12/17
Every summer is wise to this now. It's as real a fear as NO ...
navy sick stead doctorate
  10/12/17
Just awful. Capital markets seems like objectively the wors...
Indigo Circlehead
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arousing cream goyim
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Thought a classmate passed the state bar with our class so o...
razzle-dazzle temple
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arousing cream goyim
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haha wow holy shit
Racy Vengeful Volcanic Crater
  10/12/17
fuuuuuuck
Impertinent lascivious goal in life
  10/23/17
:(
indecent amethyst fortuitous meteor
  10/23/17
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Passionate School Cafeteria Sandwich
  10/12/17
We tried to recruit people down from the east coast for year...
razzle-dazzle temple
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Naked Nowag
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navy sick stead doctorate
  10/12/17
Charlotte? Atlanta?
Indigo Circlehead
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Aromatic philosopher-king police squad
  10/12/17
A very senior partner had an office full of game trophies an...
razzle-dazzle temple
  10/12/17
180
Aromatic philosopher-king police squad
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bateful glassy shitlib national
  10/12/17
Two clients were competing mineral buyers in the same play. ...
razzle-dazzle temple
  10/12/17
Haha wow holy shit Did he get busted?
bateful glassy shitlib national
  10/12/17
They have skirmishes from time to time and this was settled
razzle-dazzle temple
  10/16/17
180
Fragrant Cuckoldry Jewess
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Racy Vengeful Volcanic Crater
  10/12/17
Senior partner called my desk 9 consecutive times without pa...
razzle-dazzle temple
  10/12/17
jesus fuck
Razzmatazz legend
  10/12/17
JFC
olive international law enforcement agency
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navy sick stead doctorate
  10/12/17
I asked for a $250,000 lateral signing bonus.
razzle-dazzle temple
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CR
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Scarlet sickened locale
  10/12/17
Spent my entire summer associate shift chasing this hot spic...
razzle-dazzle temple
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Judgmental adventurous hunting ground field
  10/12/17
We broke into a pool at a resort at 4 AM during the summer p...
razzle-dazzle temple
  10/12/17
rate the resort
Judgmental adventurous hunting ground field
  10/12/17
REALLY CR
razzle-dazzle temple
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Indigo Circlehead
  10/12/17
I went to a rave with a stripper named Destiny in 2012. In 2...
razzle-dazzle temple
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Indigo Circlehead
  10/12/17
best one so far
cheese-eating legal warrant rigor
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honey-headed irate native
  10/12/17
Young Hustler. I signed up a decent-sized client for the fir...
razzle-dazzle temple
  10/16/17
flame
cheese-eating legal warrant rigor
  10/23/17
CircuitCitySpecial
Peach nursing home fat ankles
  10/16/17
Two associates I've known both fit the same profile: Tall a...
razzle-dazzle temple
  10/16/17
jesus christ.
duck-like overrated garrison
  10/16/17
Is it my tranny threading, love for Romanian women, fapping ...
Peach nursing home fat ankles
  10/16/17
180
navy sick stead doctorate
  10/16/17
For real?
olive international law enforcement agency
  10/23/17
whoa you still poast here?
Fragrant Cuckoldry Jewess
  10/23/17
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razzle-dazzle temple
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cheese-eating legal warrant rigor
  10/23/17
Was at bankers offices at 3 AM and a very old partner runnin...
razzle-dazzle temple
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indecent amethyst fortuitous meteor
  10/23/17
0 year associate moonlighted as a private placement agent o...
razzle-dazzle temple
  10/23/17
how massive?
cheese-eating legal warrant rigor
  10/23/17
$1 mil + carry on the deal for one shithead kid
razzle-dazzle temple
  10/23/17
did he retire
olive international law enforcement agency
  10/23/17
No he's like flame lower market PE "investor" now
razzle-dazzle temple
  10/23/17
180
indecent amethyst fortuitous meteor
  10/23/17
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floppy gaped voyeur site
  10/23/17
NYC partner left his child's birth certificate at Scores and...
razzle-dazzle temple
  10/23/17
holy fuck
indecent amethyst fortuitous meteor
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charismatic trust fund area
  10/23/17
A 35 year old guy got in a fist fight with a summer associat...
razzle-dazzle temple
  10/23/17
180
charismatic trust fund area
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180 thread non-nyc in T&E
Heady genital piercing hall
  10/23/17
I represented a guy - MY client - who was founder and former...
razzle-dazzle temple
  10/23/17
rate haynes & boone's summer class this year
Judgmental adventurous hunting ground field
  10/23/17
Andy Fastow came to our office once on a parolee public ser...
razzle-dazzle temple
  10/24/17
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learning disabled talking theater stage feces
  10/23/17
At one point in a late night at the printer, every lawyer an...
razzle-dazzle temple
  11/02/17
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Onyx fanboi hospital
  10/23/17
I partied w our nyc office once and an associate puked in th...
razzle-dazzle temple
  11/02/17
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bistre clown
  10/23/17
There is a hierarchy of cowboy boots and the most senior guy...
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Carmine home double fault
  11/02/17
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Histrionic milk new version
  10/23/17
A senior associate out at a bar on Thursday night was upset ...
razzle-dazzle temple
  11/02/17
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cowardly dashing preventive strike business firm
  10/23/17
Someone thought there was a fire on our floor but no, it was...
razzle-dazzle temple
  11/02/17
sharklasers here
Carmine home double fault
  11/02/17
I thought I found a funny autocomplete joke about Texas A&am...
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indecent amethyst fortuitous meteor
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lemon razzle lettuce mad cow disease
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We were doing drugs at a pool party on a Sunday and I was ca...
razzle-dazzle temple
  11/02/17
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lemon razzle lettuce mad cow disease
  11/02/17
did u get canned
indecent amethyst fortuitous meteor
  11/02/17
No
razzle-dazzle temple
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Infuriating Selfie Property
  11/02/17
A senior partner I worked for triple books his calendar at a...
razzle-dazzle temple
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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423445)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: duck-like overrated garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423449)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

High boomer partner arrives at the office on Saturday without giving notice and calls my cell phone from my own office desk line to ask where I was and how soon I would be there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423455)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: Carnelian liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423492)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: duck-like overrated garrison

MODSSSSSSsss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423565)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: Indigo Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424837)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:36 PM
Author: cheese-eating legal warrant rigor

like stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512368)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:20 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

Like older

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513134)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: Carmine home double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592482)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:03 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Parlor Toilet Seat

This is jcm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423463)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:04 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

female junior associate took up dipping so she could be "one of the guys" in the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423468)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:16 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Parlor Toilet Seat

Lmfao thats disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423509)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:04 AM
Author: ivory adulterous people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423467)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

we were all SUPER excited about going to the PRINTER for the first time because they would cater your fav steakhouse, serve silver Oak and had GOLDEN TEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423474)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: ivory adulterous people who are hurt

180, me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423482)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:14 AM
Author: Fragrant Cuckoldry Jewess

I still don't know what the printer is or understand if it's a real place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423504)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: ivory adulterous people who are hurt

It's real as shit man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423525)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423559)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Cerebral bbw mother

I loved the printer. Favorite part of big six accounting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592556)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: Indigo Circlehead

Some would say it is "too real"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424834)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: Maize corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423471)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:07 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

I threw a chair off a 6th floor balcony onto a golf course during a summer associate off-site party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423479)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: Maize corner

fast forward 2 years, you've had chairs thrown at you no less than 5 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423480)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:10 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

typical attic tp response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423487)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:12 AM
Author: Maize corner

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423494)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: Offensive irradiated masturbator pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423472)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

Best friend sat me down as a first year associate to make sure I fully understood what the term "rent seeker" meant and the implications for my value to this world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423483)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: Appetizing library

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423519)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: mischievous iridescent stain resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423490)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:13 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

Fellow summer associate bro got way too drunk trying to get ME birthday drunk at a summer party and locked himself in a utility closet, only to be found by the admin partner and accused of fondling her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423500)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: mischievous iridescent stain resort

18000000033)4727277

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424075)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:13 AM
Author: Fragrant Cuckoldry Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423498)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:15 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

young white trash secretary decorated my office for the "off" holidays, including "sweetest day" and "boss day"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423507)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Parlor Toilet Seat

Wtf is sweetest day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423550)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:58 AM
Author: Razzmatazz legend

The day I die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424985)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:32 PM
Author: indecent amethyst fortuitous meteor



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: Appetizing library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423515)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

when I accepted my offer I said, yes, I came here to join the oil and gas group, and that I will join!

Day one; capital markets!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423567)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Appetizing library

Thanks for being a team player. It's what this shop is all about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423571)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: ivory adulterous people who are hurt

Get back in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423600)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: navy sick stead doctorate

Every summer is wise to this now. It's as real a fear as NO OFFER.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424480)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Indigo Circlehead

Just awful. Capital markets seems like objectively the worst transactional practice group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424876)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:26 AM
Author: arousing cream goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423557)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:33 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

Thought a classmate passed the state bar with our class so on passage day I had a big group of us one by one leave VM to cajole him to join us a party. Like 20 VM. Turns out someone with the same name passed, different middle initial. And he failed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423591)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: arousing cream goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423668)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: Racy Vengeful Volcanic Crater

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423823)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:20 PM
Author: Impertinent lascivious goal in life

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513664)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: indecent amethyst fortuitous meteor

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513683)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Passionate School Cafeteria Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423561)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

We tried to recruit people down from the east coast for years and they would all visit and say, "yeah I get it, I'd make more take home pay and work a lot less, but ya know this city is really, really shitty, and I hate the south."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423580)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:42 AM
Author: Naked Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423640)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: navy sick stead doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424533)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: Indigo Circlehead

Charlotte? Atlanta?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424866)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:39 AM
Author: Aromatic philosopher-king police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423614)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:44 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

A very senior partner had an office full of game trophies and mementos, the most prominent of which was a massive whale penis angled to the face of guests in his sitting area

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423663)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Aromatic philosopher-king police squad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424070)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: bateful glassy shitlib national



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:42 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

Two clients were competing mineral buyers in the same play. The more tech savvy of the two had cracked the county property clerk passwords of the other guy so they could hack & scramble them in a "race to the courthouse" scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423643)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: bateful glassy shitlib national

Haha wow holy shit

Did he get busted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423920)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

They have skirmishes from time to time and this was settled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455739)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:03 AM
Author: Fragrant Cuckoldry Jewess

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424008)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: Racy Vengeful Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423827)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:24 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

Senior partner called my desk 9 consecutive times without pause until I answered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424200)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz legend

jesus fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425005)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:30 PM
Author: olive international law enforcement agency

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512310)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: navy sick stead doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424412)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

I asked for a $250,000 lateral signing bonus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424470)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: thriller confused yarmulke electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424552)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34463066)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Scarlet sickened locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424487)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

Spent my entire summer associate shift chasing this hot spicy and aggressive and SUPPLE Mexican exchange "clerk" around the Houston tunnels and fucked her in some janitor closets

His name was Elena

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424511)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Judgmental adventurous hunting ground field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424492)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

We broke into a pool at a resort at 4 AM during the summer program and I announced that we were going skinny dipping and jumped in the pool naked then no one (0 for 15) followed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424517)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:02 AM
Author: Judgmental adventurous hunting ground field

rate the resort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424529)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

REALLY CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424536)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:49 AM
Author: Indigo Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424892)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

I went to a rave with a stripper named Destiny in 2012. In 2017 I began receiving, day by day, small piece by small piece, square clippings from a photograph of some sort, anonymously, at my desk.

Were these from facebook? Couldn't remember. Another associate? How? I was clueless.

After a few weeks of this I began to put the picture together: me shirtless at the rave, rolling balls, with Destiny. The next day or so I received another picture - this time in full form - of my secretary, waving to the camera, with Destiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425523)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: Indigo Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425611)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:40 PM
Author: cheese-eating legal warrant rigor

best one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512395)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: honey-headed irate native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425616)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

Young Hustler. I signed up a decent-sized client for the firm as a second year associate by forging an engagement letter and navigating the internal firm approval processing under an impersonation. I collected all of the fees and handled the whole thing without telling a soul. Probably way over my head in hindsight. Then I decided to take the ca$h and moonlight it myself. That's how you get paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34454268)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:41 PM
Author: cheese-eating legal warrant rigor

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512399)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 11:59 AM
Author: Peach nursing home fat ankles

CircuitCitySpecial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34454700)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

Two associates I've known both fit the same profile:

Tall athletes, despised biglaw environment, iconoclastic, fired at least once, partied hard on weekends, generally good natured at their cores, and maybe a bit immature

They both died in their late 20s due to complications from drug use, alcohol use and unknown physical conditions; one may have been a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455445)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: duck-like overrated garrison

jesus christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455453)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: Peach nursing home fat ankles

Is it my tranny threading, love for Romanian women, fapping to meth addicts, and hooker vice that made you come to this conclusion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455490)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: navy sick stead doctorate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455508)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: olive international law enforcement agency

For real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512320)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: Fragrant Cuckoldry Jewess

whoa you still poast here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513702)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512300)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:41 PM
Author: cheese-eating legal warrant rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512401)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

Was at bankers offices at 3 AM and a very old partner running the deal returns to the deal room to announce that he has just pissed a "large amount of blood." He was like 78, obese. Pulled an all nighter.. The next day he passed out while on a conference call standing outside his doctors office. But he came back to the office that night and closed the deal. He is still alive 5 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513153)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:36 PM
Author: indecent amethyst fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512358)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

0 year associate moonlighted as a private placement agent on the side while working his bigLAW job and placed a sketchy $25 million deal with a firm client without alerting anyone in the firm and was paid a massive finders fee . Never got caught either by the firm or the SEC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513052)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:21 PM
Author: cheese-eating legal warrant rigor

how massive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513143)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

$1 mil + carry on the deal for one shithead kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513156)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:25 PM
Author: olive international law enforcement agency

did he retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513191)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

No he's like flame lower market PE "investor" now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513204)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: indecent amethyst fortuitous meteor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513687)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: floppy gaped voyeur site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512420)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

NYC partner left his child's birth certificate at Scores and only found it because a DIFFERENT partner went there the next day during lunch and heard his name over the strip Club PA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513122)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: indecent amethyst fortuitous meteor

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513681)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:45 PM
Author: charismatic trust fund area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512428)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

A 35 year old guy got in a fist fight with a summer associate and ended up with rug burns and bruises all over his face and both summer and attorney were afraid to go to work for a week, but for different reasons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513092)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: charismatic trust fund area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513163)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:21 PM
Author: Heady genital piercing hall

180 thread

non-nyc in T&E

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513145)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

I represented a guy - MY client - who was founder and former exec of a public pharma. But he had been deposed and the company was in bad shape. Client was a weird coonass who did everything assbackwards. Wore Velcro shoes, 35 y/o. We couldn't get a deal done with PE to save the company because the prerequisite to his 33% voting trust was that he had to PHYSICALLY HOLD ALL 20,000,000 of his shares ON HIS PERSON and WITHOUT LEGENDS at all times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513198)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: Judgmental adventurous hunting ground field

rate haynes & boone's summer class this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513676)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

Andy Fastow came to our office once on a parolee public service speaking circuit and he held up all of his deal trophies and magazine covers from before his arrest and ranted for two hours about he was framed and everyone in the entire financial system is crooked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34521775)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: learning disabled talking theater stage feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513708)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

At one point in a late night at the printer, every lawyer and every banker in a crowded room had a dip in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592469)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Onyx fanboi hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513722)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

I partied w our nyc office once and an associate puked in the middle of a bar and immediately grabbed and chugged a beer to rally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592458)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: bistre clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513760)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

There is a hierarchy of cowboy boots and the most senior guys wear ostrich or a crocodile - usually one they killed themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592461)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: Carmine home double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592487)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Histrionic milk new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513812)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

A senior associate out at a bar on Thursday night was upset by a work email so he smashed his work phone against the wall of the bar with his bare hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592474)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 11:34 PM
Author: cowardly dashing preventive strike business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34514285)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

Someone thought there was a fire on our floor but no, it was shrew associate straightening her hair with tha heat way too high

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592512)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Carmine home double fault

sharklasers here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592472)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

I thought I found a funny autocomplete joke about Texas A&M so I grabbed this female senior associate and showed her “Texas A&M abortion” as i chuckled autistically, not noticing her look of horror and disgust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592507)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Carmine home double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592534)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: indecent amethyst fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592589)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: lemon razzle lettuce mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592538)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

We were doing drugs at a pool party on a Sunday and I was called in for an URGENT deal IMMEDIATELY so I came in and fucked up everything and had an HR incident “talk” a few weeks later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592573)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: lemon razzle lettuce mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592583)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: indecent amethyst fortuitous meteor

did u get canned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592596)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592609)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Infuriating Selfie Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592558)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

A senior partner I worked for triple books his calendar at all times and takes the meeting or event that offers the highest possible cash value delivery to him and the firm. It causes chaos. He treats everything as a cost benefit analysis which has resulted in him ditching, before my eyes, at least 10 rental cars where he thought it would be more efficient to ditch the rental and not be late for the meeting rather than take the time to park legally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592606)