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hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
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Stimulating internet-worthy dilemma
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High boomer partner arrives at the office on Saturday withou...
hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
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diverse crimson coldplay fan
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MODSSSSSSsss
Stimulating internet-worthy dilemma
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Aphrodisiac orchid home skinny woman
  10/12/17
like stoned?
mildly autistic mad-dog skullcap
  10/23/17
Like older
hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
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heady turquoise goyim spot
  11/02/17
This is jcm
rough-skinned mewling theatre
  10/12/17
female junior associate took up dipping so she could be &quo...
hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
  10/12/17
Lmfao thats disgusting
rough-skinned mewling theatre
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bat shit crazy stirring masturbator indian lodge
  10/12/17
we were all SUPER excited about going to the PRINTER for the...
hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
  10/12/17
180, me too
bat shit crazy stirring masturbator indian lodge
  10/12/17
I still don't know what the printer is or understand if it's...
laughsome house famous landscape painting
  10/12/17
It's real as shit man
bat shit crazy stirring masturbator indian lodge
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hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
  10/12/17
I loved the printer. Favorite part of big six accounting
Outnumbered Scourge Upon The Earth Round Eye
  11/02/17
Some would say it is "too real"
Aphrodisiac orchid home skinny woman
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Arrogant Sapphire Piazza Friendly Grandma
  10/12/17
I threw a chair off a 6th floor balcony onto a golf course d...
hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
  10/12/17
fast forward 2 years, you've had chairs thrown at you no les...
Arrogant Sapphire Piazza Friendly Grandma
  10/12/17
typical attic tp response
hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
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appetizing territorial church building toilet seat
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Best friend sat me down as a first year associate to make su...
hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
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Jfc
Insanely creepy twinkling uncleanness roommate
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Sick mind-boggling macaca
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Fellow summer associate bro got way too drunk trying to get ...
hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
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18000000033)4727277
Sick mind-boggling macaca
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laughsome house famous landscape painting
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young white trash secretary decorated my office for the &quo...
hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
  10/12/17
Wtf is sweetest day?
rough-skinned mewling theatre
  10/12/17
The day I die
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Cordovan mood pocket flask
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Insanely creepy twinkling uncleanness roommate
  10/12/17
when I accepted my offer I said, yes, I came here to join th...
hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
  10/12/17
Thanks for being a team player. It's what this shop is all a...
Insanely creepy twinkling uncleanness roommate
  10/12/17
Get back in
bat shit crazy stirring masturbator indian lodge
  10/12/17
Every summer is wise to this now. It's as real a fear as NO ...
Lilac Effete Trump Supporter
  10/12/17
Just awful. Capital markets seems like objectively the wors...
Aphrodisiac orchid home skinny woman
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fragrant ratface partner
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Thought a classmate passed the state bar with our class so o...
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fragrant ratface partner
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haha wow holy shit
vibrant pit doctorate
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We tried to recruit people down from the east coast for year...
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beady-eyed property
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Lilac Effete Trump Supporter
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Charlotte? Atlanta?
Aphrodisiac orchid home skinny woman
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Balding Snowy Site
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A very senior partner had an office full of game trophies an...
hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
  10/12/17
180
Balding Snowy Site
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gold rigor
  10/12/17
Two clients were competing mineral buyers in the same play. ...
hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
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Haha wow holy shit Did he get busted?
gold rigor
  10/12/17
They have skirmishes from time to time and this was settled
hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
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180
laughsome house famous landscape painting
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vibrant pit doctorate
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Senior partner called my desk 9 consecutive times without pa...
hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
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jesus fuck
concupiscible bright senate
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JFC
cracking coffee pot personal credit line
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Lilac Effete Trump Supporter
  10/12/17
I asked for a $250,000 lateral signing bonus.
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Rusted Alcoholic Wrinkle
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CR
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Bat-shit-crazy really tough guy
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Spent my entire summer associate shift chasing this hot spic...
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thriller zippy place of business
  10/12/17
We broke into a pool at a resort at 4 AM during the summer p...
hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
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rate the resort
thriller zippy place of business
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REALLY CR
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Aphrodisiac orchid home skinny woman
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I went to a rave with a stripper named Destiny in 2012. In 2...
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Aphrodisiac orchid home skinny woman
  10/12/17
best one so far
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Multi-colored Address
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Young Hustler. I signed up a decent-sized client for the fir...
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  10/16/17
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mildly autistic mad-dog skullcap
  10/23/17
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bull headed international law enforcement agency
  10/16/17
Two associates I've known both fit the same profile: Tall a...
hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
  10/16/17
jesus christ.
Stimulating internet-worthy dilemma
  10/16/17
Is it my tranny threading, love for Romanian women, fapping ...
bull headed international law enforcement agency
  10/16/17
180
Lilac Effete Trump Supporter
  10/16/17
For real?
cracking coffee pot personal credit line
  10/23/17
whoa you still poast here?
laughsome house famous landscape painting
  10/23/17
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hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
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mildly autistic mad-dog skullcap
  10/23/17
Was at bankers offices at 3 AM and a very old partner runnin...
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Cordovan mood pocket flask
  10/23/17
0 year associate moonlighted as a private placement agent o...
hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
  10/23/17
how massive?
mildly autistic mad-dog skullcap
  10/23/17
$1 mil + carry on the deal for one shithead kid
hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
  10/23/17
did he retire
cracking coffee pot personal credit line
  10/23/17
No he's like flame lower market PE "investor" now
hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
  10/23/17
180
Cordovan mood pocket flask
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brindle self-absorbed double fault keepsake machete
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NYC partner left his child's birth certificate at Scores and...
hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
  10/23/17
holy fuck
Cordovan mood pocket flask
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Motley sweet tailpipe
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A 35 year old guy got in a fist fight with a summer associat...
hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
  10/23/17
180
Motley sweet tailpipe
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180 thread non-nyc in T&E
Navy shitlib
  10/23/17
I represented a guy - MY client - who was founder and former...
hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
  10/23/17
rate haynes & boone's summer class this year
thriller zippy place of business
  10/23/17
Andy Fastow came to our office once on a parolee public ser...
hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
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Adventurous Incel
  10/23/17
At one point in a late night at the printer, every lawyer an...
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light box office
  10/23/17
I partied w our nyc office once and an associate puked in th...
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idiotic bateful stage
  10/23/17
There is a hierarchy of cowboy boots and the most senior guy...
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heady turquoise goyim spot
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twisted brilliant generalized bond
  10/23/17
A senior associate out at a bar on Thursday night was upset ...
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Useless Location Half-breed
  10/23/17
Someone thought there was a fire on our floor but no, it was...
hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse
  11/02/17
sharklasers here
heady turquoise goyim spot
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I thought I found a funny autocomplete joke about Texas A&am...
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Cordovan mood pocket flask
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Submissive deep market tank
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We were doing drugs at a pool party on a Sunday and I was ca...
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Submissive deep market tank
  11/02/17
did u get canned
Cordovan mood pocket flask
  11/02/17
No
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A senior partner I worked for triple books his calendar at a...
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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse



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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Stimulating internet-worthy dilemma



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

High boomer partner arrives at the office on Saturday without giving notice and calls my cell phone from my own office desk line to ask where I was and how soon I would be there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423455)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: diverse crimson coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423492)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: Stimulating internet-worthy dilemma

MODSSSSSSsss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423565)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac orchid home skinny woman



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:36 PM
Author: mildly autistic mad-dog skullcap

like stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512368)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:20 PM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

Like older

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513134)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: heady turquoise goyim spot



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:03 AM
Author: rough-skinned mewling theatre

This is jcm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423463)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:04 AM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

female junior associate took up dipping so she could be "one of the guys" in the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423468)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:16 AM
Author: rough-skinned mewling theatre

Lmfao thats disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423509)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:04 AM
Author: bat shit crazy stirring masturbator indian lodge



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

we were all SUPER excited about going to the PRINTER for the first time because they would cater your fav steakhouse, serve silver Oak and had GOLDEN TEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423474)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: bat shit crazy stirring masturbator indian lodge

180, me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423482)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:14 AM
Author: laughsome house famous landscape painting

I still don't know what the printer is or understand if it's a real place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423504)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: bat shit crazy stirring masturbator indian lodge

It's real as shit man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423525)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Outnumbered Scourge Upon The Earth Round Eye

I loved the printer. Favorite part of big six accounting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592556)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac orchid home skinny woman

Some would say it is "too real"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424834)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: Arrogant Sapphire Piazza Friendly Grandma



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:07 AM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

I threw a chair off a 6th floor balcony onto a golf course during a summer associate off-site party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423479)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: Arrogant Sapphire Piazza Friendly Grandma

fast forward 2 years, you've had chairs thrown at you no less than 5 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423480)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:10 AM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

typical attic tp response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423487)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:12 AM
Author: Arrogant Sapphire Piazza Friendly Grandma

cr

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: appetizing territorial church building toilet seat



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

Best friend sat me down as a first year associate to make sure I fully understood what the term "rent seeker" meant and the implications for my value to this world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423483)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: Insanely creepy twinkling uncleanness roommate

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423519)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: Sick mind-boggling macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423490)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:13 AM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

Fellow summer associate bro got way too drunk trying to get ME birthday drunk at a summer party and locked himself in a utility closet, only to be found by the admin partner and accused of fondling her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423500)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Sick mind-boggling macaca

18000000033)4727277

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:13 AM
Author: laughsome house famous landscape painting



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:15 AM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

young white trash secretary decorated my office for the "off" holidays, including "sweetest day" and "boss day"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423507)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: rough-skinned mewling theatre

Wtf is sweetest day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423550)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:58 AM
Author: concupiscible bright senate

The day I die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424985)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:32 PM
Author: Cordovan mood pocket flask



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: Insanely creepy twinkling uncleanness roommate



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

when I accepted my offer I said, yes, I came here to join the oil and gas group, and that I will join!

Day one; capital markets!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423567)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Insanely creepy twinkling uncleanness roommate

Thanks for being a team player. It's what this shop is all about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423571)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: bat shit crazy stirring masturbator indian lodge

Get back in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423600)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Lilac Effete Trump Supporter

Every summer is wise to this now. It's as real a fear as NO OFFER.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424480)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac orchid home skinny woman

Just awful. Capital markets seems like objectively the worst transactional practice group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424876)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:26 AM
Author: fragrant ratface partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423557)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:33 AM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

Thought a classmate passed the state bar with our class so on passage day I had a big group of us one by one leave VM to cajole him to join us a party. Like 20 VM. Turns out someone with the same name passed, different middle initial. And he failed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423591)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: fragrant ratface partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423668)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: vibrant pit doctorate

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423823)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:20 PM
Author: House-broken razzle cumskin

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513664)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: Cordovan mood pocket flask

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513683)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: comical kitchen fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423561)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

We tried to recruit people down from the east coast for years and they would all visit and say, "yeah I get it, I'd make more take home pay and work a lot less, but ya know this city is really, really shitty, and I hate the south."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423580)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:42 AM
Author: beady-eyed property



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: Lilac Effete Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424533)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac orchid home skinny woman

Charlotte? Atlanta?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424866)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:39 AM
Author: Balding Snowy Site



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:44 AM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

A very senior partner had an office full of game trophies and mementos, the most prominent of which was a massive whale penis angled to the face of guests in his sitting area

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423663)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Balding Snowy Site

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424070)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: gold rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423618)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:42 AM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

Two clients were competing mineral buyers in the same play. The more tech savvy of the two had cracked the county property clerk passwords of the other guy so they could hack & scramble them in a "race to the courthouse" scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423643)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: gold rigor

Haha wow holy shit

Did he get busted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423920)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

They have skirmishes from time to time and this was settled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455739)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:03 AM
Author: laughsome house famous landscape painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424008)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: vibrant pit doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423827)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:24 AM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

Senior partner called my desk 9 consecutive times without pause until I answered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424200)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: concupiscible bright senate

jesus fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425005)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:30 PM
Author: cracking coffee pot personal credit line

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512310)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: Lilac Effete Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424412)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

I asked for a $250,000 lateral signing bonus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424470)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Rusted Alcoholic Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424552)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34463066)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424487)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

Spent my entire summer associate shift chasing this hot spicy and aggressive and SUPPLE Mexican exchange "clerk" around the Houston tunnels and fucked her in some janitor closets

His name was Elena

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424511)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: thriller zippy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424492)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

We broke into a pool at a resort at 4 AM during the summer program and I announced that we were going skinny dipping and jumped in the pool naked then no one (0 for 15) followed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424517)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:02 AM
Author: thriller zippy place of business

rate the resort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424529)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

REALLY CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424536)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:49 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac orchid home skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424892)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

I went to a rave with a stripper named Destiny in 2012. In 2017 I began receiving, day by day, small piece by small piece, square clippings from a photograph of some sort, anonymously, at my desk.

Were these from facebook? Couldn't remember. Another associate? How? I was clueless.

After a few weeks of this I began to put the picture together: me shirtless at the rave, rolling balls, with Destiny. The next day or so I received another picture - this time in full form - of my secretary, waving to the camera, with Destiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425523)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac orchid home skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425611)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:40 PM
Author: mildly autistic mad-dog skullcap

best one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512395)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: Multi-colored Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425616)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

Young Hustler. I signed up a decent-sized client for the firm as a second year associate by forging an engagement letter and navigating the internal firm approval processing under an impersonation. I collected all of the fees and handled the whole thing without telling a soul. Probably way over my head in hindsight. Then I decided to take the ca$h and moonlight it myself. That's how you get paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34454268)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:41 PM
Author: mildly autistic mad-dog skullcap

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512399)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 11:59 AM
Author: bull headed international law enforcement agency

CircuitCitySpecial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34454700)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

Two associates I've known both fit the same profile:

Tall athletes, despised biglaw environment, iconoclastic, fired at least once, partied hard on weekends, generally good natured at their cores, and maybe a bit immature

They both died in their late 20s due to complications from drug use, alcohol use and unknown physical conditions; one may have been a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455445)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Stimulating internet-worthy dilemma

jesus christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455453)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: bull headed international law enforcement agency

Is it my tranny threading, love for Romanian women, fapping to meth addicts, and hooker vice that made you come to this conclusion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455490)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Lilac Effete Trump Supporter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455508)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: cracking coffee pot personal credit line

For real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512320)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: laughsome house famous landscape painting

whoa you still poast here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513702)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512300)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:41 PM
Author: mildly autistic mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512401)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

Was at bankers offices at 3 AM and a very old partner running the deal returns to the deal room to announce that he has just pissed a "large amount of blood." He was like 78, obese. Pulled an all nighter.. The next day he passed out while on a conference call standing outside his doctors office. But he came back to the office that night and closed the deal. He is still alive 5 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513153)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:36 PM
Author: Cordovan mood pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512358)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

0 year associate moonlighted as a private placement agent on the side while working his bigLAW job and placed a sketchy $25 million deal with a firm client without alerting anyone in the firm and was paid a massive finders fee . Never got caught either by the firm or the SEC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513052)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:21 PM
Author: mildly autistic mad-dog skullcap

how massive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513143)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

$1 mil + carry on the deal for one shithead kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513156)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:25 PM
Author: cracking coffee pot personal credit line

did he retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513191)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

No he's like flame lower market PE "investor" now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513204)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: Cordovan mood pocket flask

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513687)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: brindle self-absorbed double fault keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512420)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

NYC partner left his child's birth certificate at Scores and only found it because a DIFFERENT partner went there the next day during lunch and heard his name over the strip Club PA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513122)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: Cordovan mood pocket flask

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513681)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:45 PM
Author: Motley sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512428)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

A 35 year old guy got in a fist fight with a summer associate and ended up with rug burns and bruises all over his face and both summer and attorney were afraid to go to work for a week, but for different reasons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513092)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: Motley sweet tailpipe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513163)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:21 PM
Author: Navy shitlib

180 thread

non-nyc in T&E

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513145)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

I represented a guy - MY client - who was founder and former exec of a public pharma. But he had been deposed and the company was in bad shape. Client was a weird coonass who did everything assbackwards. Wore Velcro shoes, 35 y/o. We couldn't get a deal done with PE to save the company because the prerequisite to his 33% voting trust was that he had to PHYSICALLY HOLD ALL 20,000,000 of his shares ON HIS PERSON and WITHOUT LEGENDS at all times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513198)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: thriller zippy place of business

rate haynes & boone's summer class this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513676)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:51 PM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

Andy Fastow came to our office once on a parolee public service speaking circuit and he held up all of his deal trophies and magazine covers from before his arrest and ranted for two hours about he was framed and everyone in the entire financial system is crooked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34521775)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Adventurous Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513708)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

At one point in a late night at the printer, every lawyer and every banker in a crowded room had a dip in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592469)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: light box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513722)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:38 PM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

I partied w our nyc office once and an associate puked in the middle of a bar and immediately grabbed and chugged a beer to rally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592458)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: idiotic bateful stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513760)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

There is a hierarchy of cowboy boots and the most senior guys wear ostrich or a crocodile - usually one they killed themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592461)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: heady turquoise goyim spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592487)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: twisted brilliant generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513812)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:41 PM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

A senior associate out at a bar on Thursday night was upset by a work email so he smashed his work phone against the wall of the bar with his bare hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592474)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 11:34 PM
Author: Useless Location Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34514285)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

Someone thought there was a fire on our floor but no, it was shrew associate straightening her hair with tha heat way too high

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592512)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: heady turquoise goyim spot

sharklasers here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592472)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

I thought I found a funny autocomplete joke about Texas A&M so I grabbed this female senior associate and showed her “Texas A&M abortion” as i chuckled autistically, not noticing her look of horror and disgust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592507)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: heady turquoise goyim spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592534)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: Cordovan mood pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592589)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Submissive deep market tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592538)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

We were doing drugs at a pool party on a Sunday and I was called in for an URGENT deal IMMEDIATELY so I came in and fucked up everything and had an HR incident “talk” a few weeks later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592573)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: Submissive deep market tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592583)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: Cordovan mood pocket flask

did u get canned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592596)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592609)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: floppy low-t dragon newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592558)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: hairraiser infuriating milk crackhouse

A senior partner I worked for triple books his calendar at all times and takes the meeting or event that offers the highest possible cash value delivery to him and the firm. It causes chaos. He treats everything as a cost benefit analysis which has resulted in him ditching, before my eyes, at least 10 rental cars where he thought it would be more efficient to ditch the rental and not be late for the meeting rather than take the time to park legally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592606)