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pungent cuckoldry set
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irate talented nowag regret
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High boomer partner arrives at the office on Saturday withou...
pungent cuckoldry set
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Contagious zombie-like toilet seat spot
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MODSSSSSSsss
irate talented nowag regret
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Jade Floppy Center Legend
  10/12/17
like stoned?
stirring brethren old irish cottage
  10/23/17
Like older
pungent cuckoldry set
  10/23/17
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Disgusting Famous Landscape Painting
  11/02/17
This is jcm
Odious translucent rigpig
  10/12/17
female junior associate took up dipping so she could be &quo...
pungent cuckoldry set
  10/12/17
Lmfao thats disgusting
Odious translucent rigpig
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Blathering swashbuckling ticket booth depressive
  10/12/17
we were all SUPER excited about going to the PRINTER for the...
pungent cuckoldry set
  10/12/17
180, me too
Blathering swashbuckling ticket booth depressive
  10/12/17
I still don't know what the printer is or understand if it's...
exhilarant maize property
  10/12/17
It's real as shit man
Blathering swashbuckling ticket booth depressive
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pungent cuckoldry set
  10/12/17
I loved the printer. Favorite part of big six accounting
saffron tantric cuckold
  11/02/17
Some would say it is "too real"
Jade Floppy Center Legend
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trip idiot people who are hurt
  10/12/17
I threw a chair off a 6th floor balcony onto a golf course d...
pungent cuckoldry set
  10/12/17
fast forward 2 years, you've had chairs thrown at you no les...
trip idiot people who are hurt
  10/12/17
typical attic tp response
pungent cuckoldry set
  10/12/17
cr
trip idiot people who are hurt
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Stimulating amber codepig
  10/12/17
Best friend sat me down as a first year associate to make su...
pungent cuckoldry set
  10/12/17
Jfc
citrine school
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angry fishy shitlib
  10/12/17
Fellow summer associate bro got way too drunk trying to get ...
pungent cuckoldry set
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angry fishy shitlib
  10/12/17
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exhilarant maize property
  10/12/17
young white trash secretary decorated my office for the &quo...
pungent cuckoldry set
  10/12/17
Wtf is sweetest day?
Odious translucent rigpig
  10/12/17
The day I die
excitant tan bawdyhouse private investor
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honey-headed lascivious theatre kitty
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citrine school
  10/12/17
when I accepted my offer I said, yes, I came here to join th...
pungent cuckoldry set
  10/12/17
Thanks for being a team player. It's what this shop is all a...
citrine school
  10/12/17
Get back in
Blathering swashbuckling ticket booth depressive
  10/12/17
Every summer is wise to this now. It's as real a fear as NO ...
electric painfully honest station pervert
  10/12/17
Just awful. Capital markets seems like objectively the wors...
Jade Floppy Center Legend
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adventurous copper university
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Thought a classmate passed the state bar with our class so o...
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adventurous copper university
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haha wow holy shit
laughsome pearl orchestra pit
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fuuuuuuck
Carnelian Rambunctious Site Juggernaut
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honey-headed lascivious theatre kitty
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beady-eyed overrated hall deer antler
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We tried to recruit people down from the east coast for year...
pungent cuckoldry set
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Wonderful shivering heaven
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electric painfully honest station pervert
  10/12/17
Charlotte? Atlanta?
Jade Floppy Center Legend
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balding pea-brained puppy
  10/12/17
A very senior partner had an office full of game trophies an...
pungent cuckoldry set
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180
balding pea-brained puppy
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burgundy massive abode
  10/12/17
Two clients were competing mineral buyers in the same play. ...
pungent cuckoldry set
  10/12/17
Haha wow holy shit Did he get busted?
burgundy massive abode
  10/12/17
They have skirmishes from time to time and this was settled
pungent cuckoldry set
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180
exhilarant maize property
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laughsome pearl orchestra pit
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Senior partner called my desk 9 consecutive times without pa...
pungent cuckoldry set
  10/12/17
jesus fuck
excitant tan bawdyhouse private investor
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JFC
Impressive Genital Piercing Associate
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electric painfully honest station pervert
  10/12/17
I asked for a $250,000 lateral signing bonus.
pungent cuckoldry set
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Aggressive Windowlicker Yarmulke
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CR
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cerebral crackhouse sex offender
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Spent my entire summer associate shift chasing this hot spic...
pungent cuckoldry set
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Charismatic Confused Library
  10/12/17
We broke into a pool at a resort at 4 AM during the summer p...
pungent cuckoldry set
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rate the resort
Charismatic Confused Library
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REALLY CR
pungent cuckoldry set
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Jade Floppy Center Legend
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I went to a rave with a stripper named Destiny in 2012. In 2...
pungent cuckoldry set
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Jade Floppy Center Legend
  10/12/17
best one so far
stirring brethren old irish cottage
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hairraiser hell
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Young Hustler. I signed up a decent-sized client for the fir...
pungent cuckoldry set
  10/16/17
flame
stirring brethren old irish cottage
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CircuitCitySpecial
Shaky forum reading party
  10/16/17
Two associates I've known both fit the same profile: Tall a...
pungent cuckoldry set
  10/16/17
jesus christ.
irate talented nowag regret
  10/16/17
Is it my tranny threading, love for Romanian women, fapping ...
Shaky forum reading party
  10/16/17
180
electric painfully honest station pervert
  10/16/17
For real?
Impressive Genital Piercing Associate
  10/23/17
whoa you still poast here?
exhilarant maize property
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pungent cuckoldry set
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stirring brethren old irish cottage
  10/23/17
Was at bankers offices at 3 AM and a very old partner runnin...
pungent cuckoldry set
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honey-headed lascivious theatre kitty
  10/23/17
0 year associate moonlighted as a private placement agent o...
pungent cuckoldry set
  10/23/17
how massive?
stirring brethren old irish cottage
  10/23/17
$1 mil + carry on the deal for one shithead kid
pungent cuckoldry set
  10/23/17
did he retire
Impressive Genital Piercing Associate
  10/23/17
No he's like flame lower market PE "investor" now
pungent cuckoldry set
  10/23/17
180
honey-headed lascivious theatre kitty
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Splenetic digit ratio
  10/23/17
NYC partner left his child's birth certificate at Scores and...
pungent cuckoldry set
  10/23/17
holy fuck
honey-headed lascivious theatre kitty
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Razzle Useless Becky Chapel
  10/23/17
A 35 year old guy got in a fist fight with a summer associat...
pungent cuckoldry set
  10/23/17
180
Razzle Useless Becky Chapel
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180 thread non-nyc in T&E
Chrome organic girlfriend elastic band
  10/23/17
I represented a guy - MY client - who was founder and former...
pungent cuckoldry set
  10/23/17
rate haynes & boone's summer class this year
Charismatic Confused Library
  10/23/17
Andy Fastow came to our office once on a parolee public ser...
pungent cuckoldry set
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Crystalline factory reset button degenerate
  10/23/17
At one point in a late night at the printer, every lawyer an...
pungent cuckoldry set
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slap-happy irradiated ladyboy
  10/23/17
I partied w our nyc office once and an associate puked in th...
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dark offensive institution hominid
  10/23/17
There is a hierarchy of cowboy boots and the most senior guy...
pungent cuckoldry set
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Disgusting Famous Landscape Painting
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Sticky Carmine Corner
  10/23/17
A senior associate out at a bar on Thursday night was upset ...
pungent cuckoldry set
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Nofapping messiness
  10/23/17
Someone thought there was a fire on our floor but no, it was...
pungent cuckoldry set
  11/02/17
sharklasers here
Disgusting Famous Landscape Painting
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I thought I found a funny autocomplete joke about Texas A&am...
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Disgusting Famous Landscape Painting
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honey-headed lascivious theatre kitty
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aphrodisiac coral den
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We were doing drugs at a pool party on a Sunday and I was ca...
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aphrodisiac coral den
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did u get canned
honey-headed lascivious theatre kitty
  11/02/17
No
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heady giraffe meetinghouse
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A senior partner I worked for triple books his calendar at a...
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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set



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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: irate talented nowag regret



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

High boomer partner arrives at the office on Saturday without giving notice and calls my cell phone from my own office desk line to ask where I was and how soon I would be there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423455)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: Contagious zombie-like toilet seat spot



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: irate talented nowag regret

MODSSSSSSsss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423565)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: Jade Floppy Center Legend



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:36 PM
Author: stirring brethren old irish cottage

like stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512368)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:20 PM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

Like older

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513134)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: Disgusting Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592482)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:03 AM
Author: Odious translucent rigpig

This is jcm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423463)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:04 AM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

female junior associate took up dipping so she could be "one of the guys" in the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423468)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:16 AM
Author: Odious translucent rigpig

Lmfao thats disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423509)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:04 AM
Author: Blathering swashbuckling ticket booth depressive



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

we were all SUPER excited about going to the PRINTER for the first time because they would cater your fav steakhouse, serve silver Oak and had GOLDEN TEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423474)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: Blathering swashbuckling ticket booth depressive

180, me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423482)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:14 AM
Author: exhilarant maize property

I still don't know what the printer is or understand if it's a real place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423504)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: Blathering swashbuckling ticket booth depressive

It's real as shit man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423525)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: saffron tantric cuckold

I loved the printer. Favorite part of big six accounting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592556)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: Jade Floppy Center Legend

Some would say it is "too real"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424834)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: trip idiot people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423471)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:07 AM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

I threw a chair off a 6th floor balcony onto a golf course during a summer associate off-site party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423479)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: trip idiot people who are hurt

fast forward 2 years, you've had chairs thrown at you no less than 5 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423480)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:10 AM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

typical attic tp response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423487)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:12 AM
Author: trip idiot people who are hurt

cr

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: Stimulating amber codepig



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

Best friend sat me down as a first year associate to make sure I fully understood what the term "rent seeker" meant and the implications for my value to this world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423483)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: citrine school

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423519)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: angry fishy shitlib



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:13 AM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

Fellow summer associate bro got way too drunk trying to get ME birthday drunk at a summer party and locked himself in a utility closet, only to be found by the admin partner and accused of fondling her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423500)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: angry fishy shitlib

18000000033)4727277

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424075)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:13 AM
Author: exhilarant maize property



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:15 AM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

young white trash secretary decorated my office for the "off" holidays, including "sweetest day" and "boss day"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423507)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: Odious translucent rigpig

Wtf is sweetest day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423550)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:58 AM
Author: excitant tan bawdyhouse private investor

The day I die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424985)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:32 PM
Author: honey-headed lascivious theatre kitty



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: citrine school



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

when I accepted my offer I said, yes, I came here to join the oil and gas group, and that I will join!

Day one; capital markets!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423567)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: citrine school

Thanks for being a team player. It's what this shop is all about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423571)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: Blathering swashbuckling ticket booth depressive

Get back in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423600)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: electric painfully honest station pervert

Every summer is wise to this now. It's as real a fear as NO OFFER.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424480)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Jade Floppy Center Legend

Just awful. Capital markets seems like objectively the worst transactional practice group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424876)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:26 AM
Author: adventurous copper university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423557)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:33 AM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

Thought a classmate passed the state bar with our class so on passage day I had a big group of us one by one leave VM to cajole him to join us a party. Like 20 VM. Turns out someone with the same name passed, different middle initial. And he failed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423591)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: adventurous copper university



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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: laughsome pearl orchestra pit

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423823)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:20 PM
Author: Carnelian Rambunctious Site Juggernaut

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513664)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: honey-headed lascivious theatre kitty

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513683)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: beady-eyed overrated hall deer antler



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

We tried to recruit people down from the east coast for years and they would all visit and say, "yeah I get it, I'd make more take home pay and work a lot less, but ya know this city is really, really shitty, and I hate the south."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423580)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:42 AM
Author: Wonderful shivering heaven



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: electric painfully honest station pervert



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: Jade Floppy Center Legend

Charlotte? Atlanta?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424866)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:39 AM
Author: balding pea-brained puppy



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:44 AM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

A very senior partner had an office full of game trophies and mementos, the most prominent of which was a massive whale penis angled to the face of guests in his sitting area

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423663)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: balding pea-brained puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424070)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: burgundy massive abode



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:42 AM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

Two clients were competing mineral buyers in the same play. The more tech savvy of the two had cracked the county property clerk passwords of the other guy so they could hack & scramble them in a "race to the courthouse" scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423643)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: burgundy massive abode

Haha wow holy shit

Did he get busted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423920)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

They have skirmishes from time to time and this was settled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455739)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:03 AM
Author: exhilarant maize property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424008)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: laughsome pearl orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423827)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:24 AM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

Senior partner called my desk 9 consecutive times without pause until I answered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424200)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: excitant tan bawdyhouse private investor

jesus fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425005)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:30 PM
Author: Impressive Genital Piercing Associate

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512310)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: electric painfully honest station pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424412)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

I asked for a $250,000 lateral signing bonus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424470)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Aggressive Windowlicker Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424552)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34463066)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: cerebral crackhouse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424487)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

Spent my entire summer associate shift chasing this hot spicy and aggressive and SUPPLE Mexican exchange "clerk" around the Houston tunnels and fucked her in some janitor closets

His name was Elena

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424511)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Charismatic Confused Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424492)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

We broke into a pool at a resort at 4 AM during the summer program and I announced that we were going skinny dipping and jumped in the pool naked then no one (0 for 15) followed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424517)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:02 AM
Author: Charismatic Confused Library

rate the resort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424529)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

REALLY CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424536)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:49 AM
Author: Jade Floppy Center Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424892)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

I went to a rave with a stripper named Destiny in 2012. In 2017 I began receiving, day by day, small piece by small piece, square clippings from a photograph of some sort, anonymously, at my desk.

Were these from facebook? Couldn't remember. Another associate? How? I was clueless.

After a few weeks of this I began to put the picture together: me shirtless at the rave, rolling balls, with Destiny. The next day or so I received another picture - this time in full form - of my secretary, waving to the camera, with Destiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425523)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: Jade Floppy Center Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425611)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:40 PM
Author: stirring brethren old irish cottage

best one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512395)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: hairraiser hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425616)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

Young Hustler. I signed up a decent-sized client for the firm as a second year associate by forging an engagement letter and navigating the internal firm approval processing under an impersonation. I collected all of the fees and handled the whole thing without telling a soul. Probably way over my head in hindsight. Then I decided to take the ca$h and moonlight it myself. That's how you get paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34454268)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:41 PM
Author: stirring brethren old irish cottage

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512399)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 11:59 AM
Author: Shaky forum reading party

CircuitCitySpecial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34454700)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

Two associates I've known both fit the same profile:

Tall athletes, despised biglaw environment, iconoclastic, fired at least once, partied hard on weekends, generally good natured at their cores, and maybe a bit immature

They both died in their late 20s due to complications from drug use, alcohol use and unknown physical conditions; one may have been a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455445)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: irate talented nowag regret

jesus christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455453)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: Shaky forum reading party

Is it my tranny threading, love for Romanian women, fapping to meth addicts, and hooker vice that made you come to this conclusion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455490)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: electric painfully honest station pervert

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455508)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: Impressive Genital Piercing Associate

For real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512320)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: exhilarant maize property

whoa you still poast here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513702)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512300)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:41 PM
Author: stirring brethren old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512401)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

Was at bankers offices at 3 AM and a very old partner running the deal returns to the deal room to announce that he has just pissed a "large amount of blood." He was like 78, obese. Pulled an all nighter.. The next day he passed out while on a conference call standing outside his doctors office. But he came back to the office that night and closed the deal. He is still alive 5 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513153)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:36 PM
Author: honey-headed lascivious theatre kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512358)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

0 year associate moonlighted as a private placement agent on the side while working his bigLAW job and placed a sketchy $25 million deal with a firm client without alerting anyone in the firm and was paid a massive finders fee . Never got caught either by the firm or the SEC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513052)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:21 PM
Author: stirring brethren old irish cottage

how massive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513143)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

$1 mil + carry on the deal for one shithead kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513156)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:25 PM
Author: Impressive Genital Piercing Associate

did he retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513191)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

No he's like flame lower market PE "investor" now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513204)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: honey-headed lascivious theatre kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513687)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Splenetic digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512420)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

NYC partner left his child's birth certificate at Scores and only found it because a DIFFERENT partner went there the next day during lunch and heard his name over the strip Club PA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513122)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: honey-headed lascivious theatre kitty

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513681)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:45 PM
Author: Razzle Useless Becky Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512428)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

A 35 year old guy got in a fist fight with a summer associate and ended up with rug burns and bruises all over his face and both summer and attorney were afraid to go to work for a week, but for different reasons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513092)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: Razzle Useless Becky Chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513163)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:21 PM
Author: Chrome organic girlfriend elastic band

180 thread

non-nyc in T&E

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513145)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

I represented a guy - MY client - who was founder and former exec of a public pharma. But he had been deposed and the company was in bad shape. Client was a weird coonass who did everything assbackwards. Wore Velcro shoes, 35 y/o. We couldn't get a deal done with PE to save the company because the prerequisite to his 33% voting trust was that he had to PHYSICALLY HOLD ALL 20,000,000 of his shares ON HIS PERSON and WITHOUT LEGENDS at all times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513198)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: Charismatic Confused Library

rate haynes & boone's summer class this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513676)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:51 PM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

Andy Fastow came to our office once on a parolee public service speaking circuit and he held up all of his deal trophies and magazine covers from before his arrest and ranted for two hours about he was framed and everyone in the entire financial system is crooked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34521775)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Crystalline factory reset button degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513708)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

At one point in a late night at the printer, every lawyer and every banker in a crowded room had a dip in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592469)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: slap-happy irradiated ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513722)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:38 PM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

I partied w our nyc office once and an associate puked in the middle of a bar and immediately grabbed and chugged a beer to rally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592458)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: dark offensive institution hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513760)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

There is a hierarchy of cowboy boots and the most senior guys wear ostrich or a crocodile - usually one they killed themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592461)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: Disgusting Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592487)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Sticky Carmine Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513812)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:41 PM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

A senior associate out at a bar on Thursday night was upset by a work email so he smashed his work phone against the wall of the bar with his bare hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592474)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 11:34 PM
Author: Nofapping messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34514285)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

Someone thought there was a fire on our floor but no, it was shrew associate straightening her hair with tha heat way too high

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592512)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Disgusting Famous Landscape Painting

sharklasers here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592472)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

I thought I found a funny autocomplete joke about Texas A&M so I grabbed this female senior associate and showed her “Texas A&M abortion” as i chuckled autistically, not noticing her look of horror and disgust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592507)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Disgusting Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592534)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: honey-headed lascivious theatre kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592589)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: aphrodisiac coral den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592538)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

We were doing drugs at a pool party on a Sunday and I was called in for an URGENT deal IMMEDIATELY so I came in and fucked up everything and had an HR incident “talk” a few weeks later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592573)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: aphrodisiac coral den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592583)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: honey-headed lascivious theatre kitty

did u get canned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592596)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592609)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: heady giraffe meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592558)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: pungent cuckoldry set

A senior partner I worked for triple books his calendar at all times and takes the meeting or event that offers the highest possible cash value delivery to him and the firm. It causes chaos. He treats everything as a cost benefit analysis which has resulted in him ditching, before my eyes, at least 10 rental cars where he thought it would be more efficient to ditch the rental and not be late for the meeting rather than take the time to park legally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592606)