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Insane canary deer antler
  10/12/17
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Aggressive heady partner
  10/12/17
High boomer partner arrives at the office on Saturday withou...
Insane canary deer antler
  10/12/17
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Medicated Mother Kitty
  10/12/17
MODSSSSSSsss
Aggressive heady partner
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Racy quadroon
  10/12/17
like stoned?
Mewling party of the first part round eye
  10/23/17
Like older
Insane canary deer antler
  10/23/17
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rough-skinned narrow-minded place of business becky
  11/02/17
This is jcm
Histrionic generalized bond
  10/12/17
female junior associate took up dipping so she could be &quo...
Insane canary deer antler
  10/12/17
Lmfao thats disgusting
Histrionic generalized bond
  10/12/17
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Dun vigorous stag film haunted graveyard
  10/12/17
we were all SUPER excited about going to the PRINTER for the...
Insane canary deer antler
  10/12/17
180, me too
Dun vigorous stag film haunted graveyard
  10/12/17
I still don't know what the printer is or understand if it's...
ocher flickering shitlib
  10/12/17
It's real as shit man
Dun vigorous stag film haunted graveyard
  10/12/17
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Insane canary deer antler
  10/12/17
I loved the printer. Favorite part of big six accounting
Marvelous temple useless brakes
  11/02/17
Some would say it is "too real"
Racy quadroon
  10/12/17
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exciting milky parlour tank
  10/12/17
I threw a chair off a 6th floor balcony onto a golf course d...
Insane canary deer antler
  10/12/17
fast forward 2 years, you've had chairs thrown at you no les...
exciting milky parlour tank
  10/12/17
typical attic tp response
Insane canary deer antler
  10/12/17
cr
exciting milky parlour tank
  10/12/17
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cocky mint step-uncle's house indirect expression
  10/12/17
Best friend sat me down as a first year associate to make su...
Insane canary deer antler
  10/12/17
Jfc
tripping electric stage
  10/12/17
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Hairraiser organic girlfriend
  10/12/17
Fellow summer associate bro got way too drunk trying to get ...
Insane canary deer antler
  10/12/17
18000000033)4727277
Hairraiser organic girlfriend
  10/12/17
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ocher flickering shitlib
  10/12/17
young white trash secretary decorated my office for the &quo...
Insane canary deer antler
  10/12/17
Wtf is sweetest day?
Histrionic generalized bond
  10/12/17
The day I die
aromatic bawdyhouse
  10/12/17
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cream arrogant pistol menage
  10/23/17
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tripping electric stage
  10/12/17
when I accepted my offer I said, yes, I came here to join th...
Insane canary deer antler
  10/12/17
Thanks for being a team player. It's what this shop is all a...
tripping electric stage
  10/12/17
Get back in
Dun vigorous stag film haunted graveyard
  10/12/17
Every summer is wise to this now. It's as real a fear as NO ...
alcoholic pungent new version hospital
  10/12/17
Just awful. Capital markets seems like objectively the wors...
Racy quadroon
  10/12/17
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Razzle-dazzle center persian
  10/12/17
Thought a classmate passed the state bar with our class so o...
Insane canary deer antler
  10/12/17
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Razzle-dazzle center persian
  10/12/17
haha wow holy shit
Pea-brained nursing home
  10/12/17
fuuuuuuck
Massive Brunch
  10/23/17
:(
cream arrogant pistol menage
  10/23/17
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orchid state
  10/12/17
We tried to recruit people down from the east coast for year...
Insane canary deer antler
  10/12/17
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Irradiated at-the-ready stock car ape
  10/12/17
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alcoholic pungent new version hospital
  10/12/17
Charlotte? Atlanta?
Racy quadroon
  10/12/17
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Supple pearly national
  10/12/17
A very senior partner had an office full of game trophies an...
Insane canary deer antler
  10/12/17
180
Supple pearly national
  10/12/17
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useless church building
  10/12/17
Two clients were competing mineral buyers in the same play. ...
Insane canary deer antler
  10/12/17
Haha wow holy shit Did he get busted?
useless church building
  10/12/17
They have skirmishes from time to time and this was settled
Insane canary deer antler
  10/16/17
180
ocher flickering shitlib
  10/12/17
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Pea-brained nursing home
  10/12/17
Senior partner called my desk 9 consecutive times without pa...
Insane canary deer antler
  10/12/17
jesus fuck
aromatic bawdyhouse
  10/12/17
JFC
sooty lettuce crackhouse
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alcoholic pungent new version hospital
  10/12/17
I asked for a $250,000 lateral signing bonus.
Insane canary deer antler
  10/12/17
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buck-toothed impressive hominid
  10/12/17
CR
Insane canary deer antler
  10/17/17
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Flirting glittery fat ankles
  10/12/17
Spent my entire summer associate shift chasing this hot spic...
Insane canary deer antler
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Salmon Depressive
  10/12/17
We broke into a pool at a resort at 4 AM during the summer p...
Insane canary deer antler
  10/12/17
rate the resort
Salmon Depressive
  10/12/17
REALLY CR
Insane canary deer antler
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Racy quadroon
  10/12/17
I went to a rave with a stripper named Destiny in 2012. In 2...
Insane canary deer antler
  10/12/17
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Racy quadroon
  10/12/17
best one so far
Mewling party of the first part round eye
  10/23/17
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Domesticated business firm athletic conference
  10/12/17
Young Hustler. I signed up a decent-sized client for the fir...
Insane canary deer antler
  10/16/17
flame
Mewling party of the first part round eye
  10/23/17
CircuitCitySpecial
Alcoholic casino feces
  10/16/17
Two associates I've known both fit the same profile: Tall a...
Insane canary deer antler
  10/16/17
jesus christ.
Aggressive heady partner
  10/16/17
Is it my tranny threading, love for Romanian women, fapping ...
Alcoholic casino feces
  10/16/17
180
alcoholic pungent new version hospital
  10/16/17
For real?
sooty lettuce crackhouse
  10/23/17
whoa you still poast here?
ocher flickering shitlib
  10/23/17
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Insane canary deer antler
  10/23/17
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Mewling party of the first part round eye
  10/23/17
Was at bankers offices at 3 AM and a very old partner runnin...
Insane canary deer antler
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cream arrogant pistol menage
  10/23/17
0 year associate moonlighted as a private placement agent o...
Insane canary deer antler
  10/23/17
how massive?
Mewling party of the first part round eye
  10/23/17
$1 mil + carry on the deal for one shithead kid
Insane canary deer antler
  10/23/17
did he retire
sooty lettuce crackhouse
  10/23/17
No he's like flame lower market PE "investor" now
Insane canary deer antler
  10/23/17
180
cream arrogant pistol menage
  10/23/17
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low-t beta idea he suggested
  10/23/17
NYC partner left his child's birth certificate at Scores and...
Insane canary deer antler
  10/23/17
holy fuck
cream arrogant pistol menage
  10/23/17
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mind-boggling offensive crotch
  10/23/17
A 35 year old guy got in a fist fight with a summer associat...
Insane canary deer antler
  10/23/17
180
mind-boggling offensive crotch
  10/23/17
180 thread non-nyc in T&E
Drab federal sanctuary
  10/23/17
I represented a guy - MY client - who was founder and former...
Insane canary deer antler
  10/23/17
rate haynes & boone's summer class this year
Salmon Depressive
  10/23/17
Andy Fastow came to our office once on a parolee public ser...
Insane canary deer antler
  10/24/17
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Slate floppy church nowag
  10/23/17
At one point in a late night at the printer, every lawyer an...
Insane canary deer antler
  11/02/17
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olive lay boistinker
  10/23/17
I partied w our nyc office once and an associate puked in th...
Insane canary deer antler
  11/02/17
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adventurous henna volcanic crater resort
  10/23/17
There is a hierarchy of cowboy boots and the most senior guy...
Insane canary deer antler
  11/02/17
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rough-skinned narrow-minded place of business becky
  11/02/17
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Boyish bipolar reading party institution
  10/23/17
A senior associate out at a bar on Thursday night was upset ...
Insane canary deer antler
  11/02/17
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Bearded charismatic really tough guy
  10/23/17
Someone thought there was a fire on our floor but no, it was...
Insane canary deer antler
  11/02/17
sharklasers here
rough-skinned narrow-minded place of business becky
  11/02/17
I thought I found a funny autocomplete joke about Texas A&am...
Insane canary deer antler
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rough-skinned narrow-minded place of business becky
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cream arrogant pistol menage
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nubile hall
  11/02/17
We were doing drugs at a pool party on a Sunday and I was ca...
Insane canary deer antler
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nubile hall
  11/02/17
did u get canned
cream arrogant pistol menage
  11/02/17
No
Insane canary deer antler
  11/02/17
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stirring doctorate mad-dog skullcap
  11/02/17
A senior partner I worked for triple books his calendar at a...
Insane canary deer antler
  11/02/17


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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Insane canary deer antler



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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Aggressive heady partner



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

High boomer partner arrives at the office on Saturday without giving notice and calls my cell phone from my own office desk line to ask where I was and how soon I would be there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423455)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: Medicated Mother Kitty



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: Aggressive heady partner

MODSSSSSSsss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423565)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: Racy quadroon



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:36 PM
Author: Mewling party of the first part round eye

like stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512368)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:20 PM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

Like older

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513134)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: rough-skinned narrow-minded place of business becky



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:03 AM
Author: Histrionic generalized bond

This is jcm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423463)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:04 AM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

female junior associate took up dipping so she could be "one of the guys" in the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423468)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:16 AM
Author: Histrionic generalized bond

Lmfao thats disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423509)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:04 AM
Author: Dun vigorous stag film haunted graveyard



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

we were all SUPER excited about going to the PRINTER for the first time because they would cater your fav steakhouse, serve silver Oak and had GOLDEN TEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423474)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: Dun vigorous stag film haunted graveyard

180, me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423482)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:14 AM
Author: ocher flickering shitlib

I still don't know what the printer is or understand if it's a real place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423504)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: Dun vigorous stag film haunted graveyard

It's real as shit man

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Insane canary deer antler



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Marvelous temple useless brakes

I loved the printer. Favorite part of big six accounting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592556)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: Racy quadroon

Some would say it is "too real"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424834)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: exciting milky parlour tank



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:07 AM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

I threw a chair off a 6th floor balcony onto a golf course during a summer associate off-site party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423479)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: exciting milky parlour tank

fast forward 2 years, you've had chairs thrown at you no less than 5 times

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:10 AM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

typical attic tp response

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:12 AM
Author: exciting milky parlour tank

cr

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: cocky mint step-uncle's house indirect expression



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

Best friend sat me down as a first year associate to make sure I fully understood what the term "rent seeker" meant and the implications for my value to this world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423483)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: tripping electric stage

Jfc

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: Hairraiser organic girlfriend



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:13 AM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

Fellow summer associate bro got way too drunk trying to get ME birthday drunk at a summer party and locked himself in a utility closet, only to be found by the admin partner and accused of fondling her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423500)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Hairraiser organic girlfriend

18000000033)4727277

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:13 AM
Author: ocher flickering shitlib



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:15 AM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

young white trash secretary decorated my office for the "off" holidays, including "sweetest day" and "boss day"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423507)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: Histrionic generalized bond

Wtf is sweetest day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423550)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:58 AM
Author: aromatic bawdyhouse

The day I die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424985)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:32 PM
Author: cream arrogant pistol menage



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: tripping electric stage



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

when I accepted my offer I said, yes, I came here to join the oil and gas group, and that I will join!

Day one; capital markets!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423567)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: tripping electric stage

Thanks for being a team player. It's what this shop is all about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423571)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: Dun vigorous stag film haunted graveyard

Get back in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423600)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: alcoholic pungent new version hospital

Every summer is wise to this now. It's as real a fear as NO OFFER.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424480)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Racy quadroon

Just awful. Capital markets seems like objectively the worst transactional practice group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424876)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:26 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle center persian



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:33 AM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

Thought a classmate passed the state bar with our class so on passage day I had a big group of us one by one leave VM to cajole him to join us a party. Like 20 VM. Turns out someone with the same name passed, different middle initial. And he failed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423591)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle center persian



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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: Pea-brained nursing home

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423823)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:20 PM
Author: Massive Brunch

fuuuuuuck

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: cream arrogant pistol menage

:(

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: orchid state



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

We tried to recruit people down from the east coast for years and they would all visit and say, "yeah I get it, I'd make more take home pay and work a lot less, but ya know this city is really, really shitty, and I hate the south."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423580)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:42 AM
Author: Irradiated at-the-ready stock car ape



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: alcoholic pungent new version hospital



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: Racy quadroon

Charlotte? Atlanta?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424866)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:39 AM
Author: Supple pearly national



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:44 AM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

A very senior partner had an office full of game trophies and mementos, the most prominent of which was a massive whale penis angled to the face of guests in his sitting area

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423663)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Supple pearly national

180

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: useless church building



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:42 AM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

Two clients were competing mineral buyers in the same play. The more tech savvy of the two had cracked the county property clerk passwords of the other guy so they could hack & scramble them in a "race to the courthouse" scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423643)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: useless church building

Haha wow holy shit

Did he get busted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423920)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

They have skirmishes from time to time and this was settled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455739)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:03 AM
Author: ocher flickering shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424008)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: Pea-brained nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423827)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:24 AM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

Senior partner called my desk 9 consecutive times without pause until I answered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424200)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: aromatic bawdyhouse

jesus fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425005)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:30 PM
Author: sooty lettuce crackhouse

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512310)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: alcoholic pungent new version hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424412)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

I asked for a $250,000 lateral signing bonus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424470)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: buck-toothed impressive hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424552)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34463066)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Flirting glittery fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424487)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

Spent my entire summer associate shift chasing this hot spicy and aggressive and SUPPLE Mexican exchange "clerk" around the Houston tunnels and fucked her in some janitor closets

His name was Elena

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424511)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Salmon Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424492)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

We broke into a pool at a resort at 4 AM during the summer program and I announced that we were going skinny dipping and jumped in the pool naked then no one (0 for 15) followed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424517)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:02 AM
Author: Salmon Depressive

rate the resort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424529)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

REALLY CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424536)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:49 AM
Author: Racy quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424892)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

I went to a rave with a stripper named Destiny in 2012. In 2017 I began receiving, day by day, small piece by small piece, square clippings from a photograph of some sort, anonymously, at my desk.

Were these from facebook? Couldn't remember. Another associate? How? I was clueless.

After a few weeks of this I began to put the picture together: me shirtless at the rave, rolling balls, with Destiny. The next day or so I received another picture - this time in full form - of my secretary, waving to the camera, with Destiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425523)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: Racy quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425611)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:40 PM
Author: Mewling party of the first part round eye

best one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512395)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: Domesticated business firm athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425616)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

Young Hustler. I signed up a decent-sized client for the firm as a second year associate by forging an engagement letter and navigating the internal firm approval processing under an impersonation. I collected all of the fees and handled the whole thing without telling a soul. Probably way over my head in hindsight. Then I decided to take the ca$h and moonlight it myself. That's how you get paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34454268)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:41 PM
Author: Mewling party of the first part round eye

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512399)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 11:59 AM
Author: Alcoholic casino feces

CircuitCitySpecial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34454700)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

Two associates I've known both fit the same profile:

Tall athletes, despised biglaw environment, iconoclastic, fired at least once, partied hard on weekends, generally good natured at their cores, and maybe a bit immature

They both died in their late 20s due to complications from drug use, alcohol use and unknown physical conditions; one may have been a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455445)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Aggressive heady partner

jesus christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455453)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic casino feces

Is it my tranny threading, love for Romanian women, fapping to meth addicts, and hooker vice that made you come to this conclusion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455490)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: alcoholic pungent new version hospital

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455508)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: sooty lettuce crackhouse

For real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512320)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: ocher flickering shitlib

whoa you still poast here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513702)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: Insane canary deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512300)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:41 PM
Author: Mewling party of the first part round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512401)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

Was at bankers offices at 3 AM and a very old partner running the deal returns to the deal room to announce that he has just pissed a "large amount of blood." He was like 78, obese. Pulled an all nighter.. The next day he passed out while on a conference call standing outside his doctors office. But he came back to the office that night and closed the deal. He is still alive 5 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513153)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:36 PM
Author: cream arrogant pistol menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512358)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

0 year associate moonlighted as a private placement agent on the side while working his bigLAW job and placed a sketchy $25 million deal with a firm client without alerting anyone in the firm and was paid a massive finders fee . Never got caught either by the firm or the SEC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513052)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:21 PM
Author: Mewling party of the first part round eye

how massive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513143)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

$1 mil + carry on the deal for one shithead kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513156)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:25 PM
Author: sooty lettuce crackhouse

did he retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513191)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

No he's like flame lower market PE "investor" now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513204)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: cream arrogant pistol menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513687)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: low-t beta idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512420)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

NYC partner left his child's birth certificate at Scores and only found it because a DIFFERENT partner went there the next day during lunch and heard his name over the strip Club PA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513122)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: cream arrogant pistol menage

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513681)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling offensive crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512428)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

A 35 year old guy got in a fist fight with a summer associate and ended up with rug burns and bruises all over his face and both summer and attorney were afraid to go to work for a week, but for different reasons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513092)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling offensive crotch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513163)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:21 PM
Author: Drab federal sanctuary

180 thread

non-nyc in T&E

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513145)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

I represented a guy - MY client - who was founder and former exec of a public pharma. But he had been deposed and the company was in bad shape. Client was a weird coonass who did everything assbackwards. Wore Velcro shoes, 35 y/o. We couldn't get a deal done with PE to save the company because the prerequisite to his 33% voting trust was that he had to PHYSICALLY HOLD ALL 20,000,000 of his shares ON HIS PERSON and WITHOUT LEGENDS at all times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513198)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: Salmon Depressive

rate haynes & boone's summer class this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513676)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:51 PM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

Andy Fastow came to our office once on a parolee public service speaking circuit and he held up all of his deal trophies and magazine covers from before his arrest and ranted for two hours about he was framed and everyone in the entire financial system is crooked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34521775)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Slate floppy church nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513708)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

At one point in a late night at the printer, every lawyer and every banker in a crowded room had a dip in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592469)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: olive lay boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513722)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:38 PM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

I partied w our nyc office once and an associate puked in the middle of a bar and immediately grabbed and chugged a beer to rally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592458)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: adventurous henna volcanic crater resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513760)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

There is a hierarchy of cowboy boots and the most senior guys wear ostrich or a crocodile - usually one they killed themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592461)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: rough-skinned narrow-minded place of business becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592487)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Boyish bipolar reading party institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513812)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:41 PM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

A senior associate out at a bar on Thursday night was upset by a work email so he smashed his work phone against the wall of the bar with his bare hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592474)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 11:34 PM
Author: Bearded charismatic really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34514285)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

Someone thought there was a fire on our floor but no, it was shrew associate straightening her hair with tha heat way too high

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592512)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: rough-skinned narrow-minded place of business becky

sharklasers here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592472)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

I thought I found a funny autocomplete joke about Texas A&M so I grabbed this female senior associate and showed her “Texas A&M abortion” as i chuckled autistically, not noticing her look of horror and disgust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592507)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: rough-skinned narrow-minded place of business becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592534)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: cream arrogant pistol menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592589)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: nubile hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592538)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

We were doing drugs at a pool party on a Sunday and I was called in for an URGENT deal IMMEDIATELY so I came in and fucked up everything and had an HR incident “talk” a few weeks later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592573)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: nubile hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592583)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: cream arrogant pistol menage

did u get canned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592596)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592609)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: stirring doctorate mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592558)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Insane canary deer antler

A senior partner I worked for triple books his calendar at all times and takes the meeting or event that offers the highest possible cash value delivery to him and the firm. It causes chaos. He treats everything as a cost benefit analysis which has resulted in him ditching, before my eyes, at least 10 rental cars where he thought it would be more efficient to ditch the rental and not be late for the meeting rather than take the time to park legally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592606)