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High boomer partner arrives at the office on Saturday withou...
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like stoned?
Razzle slimy crotch
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Like older
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frisky supple gaming laptop
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This is jcm
godawful multi-colored immigrant set
  10/12/17
female junior associate took up dipping so she could be &quo...
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Lmfao thats disgusting
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Demanding Hairraiser Space
  10/12/17
we were all SUPER excited about going to the PRINTER for the...
Contagious bipolar pervert azn
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180, me too
Demanding Hairraiser Space
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I still don't know what the printer is or understand if it's...
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It's real as shit man
Demanding Hairraiser Space
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Contagious bipolar pervert azn
  10/12/17
I loved the printer. Favorite part of big six accounting
Mentally Impaired Kitty Cat
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Some would say it is "too real"
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Startling Cuckoldry State
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I threw a chair off a 6th floor balcony onto a golf course d...
Contagious bipolar pervert azn
  10/12/17
fast forward 2 years, you've had chairs thrown at you no les...
Startling Cuckoldry State
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typical attic tp response
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cr
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Provocative Underhanded Church
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Best friend sat me down as a first year associate to make su...
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Jfc
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Wine Stage
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Fellow summer associate bro got way too drunk trying to get ...
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Wine Stage
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ruby swashbuckling whorehouse nibblets
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young white trash secretary decorated my office for the &quo...
Contagious bipolar pervert azn
  10/12/17
Wtf is sweetest day?
godawful multi-colored immigrant set
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The day I die
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trip rehab sandwich
  10/12/17
when I accepted my offer I said, yes, I came here to join th...
Contagious bipolar pervert azn
  10/12/17
Thanks for being a team player. It's what this shop is all a...
trip rehab sandwich
  10/12/17
Get back in
Demanding Hairraiser Space
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Every summer is wise to this now. It's as real a fear as NO ...
cracking point
  10/12/17
Just awful. Capital markets seems like objectively the wors...
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Ocher Newt
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Thought a classmate passed the state bar with our class so o...
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Ocher Newt
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haha wow holy shit
Fiercely-loyal Public Bath Rigpig
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fuuuuuuck
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violet kitchen
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We tried to recruit people down from the east coast for year...
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cracking point
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Charlotte? Atlanta?
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Medicated bawdyhouse laser beams
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A very senior partner had an office full of game trophies an...
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180
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Charismatic Lavender Tattoo
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Two clients were competing mineral buyers in the same play. ...
Contagious bipolar pervert azn
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Haha wow holy shit Did he get busted?
Charismatic Lavender Tattoo
  10/12/17
They have skirmishes from time to time and this was settled
Contagious bipolar pervert azn
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180
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Fiercely-loyal Public Bath Rigpig
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Senior partner called my desk 9 consecutive times without pa...
Contagious bipolar pervert azn
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jesus fuck
unholy cerebral boltzmann
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JFC
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cracking point
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I asked for a $250,000 lateral signing bonus.
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Copper Library Dopamine
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Spent my entire summer associate shift chasing this hot spic...
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aromatic parlour
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We broke into a pool at a resort at 4 AM during the summer p...
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rate the resort
aromatic parlour
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REALLY CR
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beady-eyed orchid office
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I went to a rave with a stripper named Destiny in 2012. In 2...
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beady-eyed orchid office
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best one so far
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Young Hustler. I signed up a decent-sized client for the fir...
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  10/16/17
flame
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rose hominid
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Two associates I've known both fit the same profile: Tall a...
Contagious bipolar pervert azn
  10/16/17
jesus christ.
adventurous up-to-no-good forum dog poop
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Is it my tranny threading, love for Romanian women, fapping ...
rose hominid
  10/16/17
180
cracking point
  10/16/17
For real?
emerald institution
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whoa you still poast here?
ruby swashbuckling whorehouse nibblets
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Contagious bipolar pervert azn
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Razzle slimy crotch
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Was at bankers offices at 3 AM and a very old partner runnin...
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Bronze Idiot Degenerate
  10/23/17
0 year associate moonlighted as a private placement agent o...
Contagious bipolar pervert azn
  10/23/17
how massive?
Razzle slimy crotch
  10/23/17
$1 mil + carry on the deal for one shithead kid
Contagious bipolar pervert azn
  10/23/17
did he retire
emerald institution
  10/23/17
No he's like flame lower market PE "investor" now
Contagious bipolar pervert azn
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180
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plum principal's office
  10/23/17
NYC partner left his child's birth certificate at Scores and...
Contagious bipolar pervert azn
  10/23/17
holy fuck
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Abusive theater stage fortuitous meteor
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A 35 year old guy got in a fist fight with a summer associat...
Contagious bipolar pervert azn
  10/23/17
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Abusive theater stage fortuitous meteor
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180 thread non-nyc in T&E
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I represented a guy - MY client - who was founder and former...
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  10/23/17
rate haynes & boone's summer class this year
aromatic parlour
  10/23/17
Andy Fastow came to our office once on a parolee public ser...
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narrow-minded field
  10/23/17
At one point in a late night at the printer, every lawyer an...
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Balding twisted den
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I partied w our nyc office once and an associate puked in th...
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There is a hierarchy of cowboy boots and the most senior guy...
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A senior associate out at a bar on Thursday night was upset ...
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  10/23/17
Someone thought there was a fire on our floor but no, it was...
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sharklasers here
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I thought I found a funny autocomplete joke about Texas A&am...
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We were doing drugs at a pool party on a Sunday and I was ca...
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zippy reading party
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did u get canned
Bronze Idiot Degenerate
  11/02/17
No
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Concupiscible center trust fund
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A senior partner I worked for triple books his calendar at a...
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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn



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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: adventurous up-to-no-good forum dog poop



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

High boomer partner arrives at the office on Saturday without giving notice and calls my cell phone from my own office desk line to ask where I was and how soon I would be there

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: nofapping garrison marketing idea



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: adventurous up-to-no-good forum dog poop

MODSSSSSSsss

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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: beady-eyed orchid office



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:36 PM
Author: Razzle slimy crotch

like stoned?

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:20 PM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

Like older

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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: frisky supple gaming laptop



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:03 AM
Author: godawful multi-colored immigrant set

This is jcm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423463)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:04 AM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

female junior associate took up dipping so she could be "one of the guys" in the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423468)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:16 AM
Author: godawful multi-colored immigrant set

Lmfao thats disgusting

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:04 AM
Author: Demanding Hairraiser Space



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

we were all SUPER excited about going to the PRINTER for the first time because they would cater your fav steakhouse, serve silver Oak and had GOLDEN TEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423474)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: Demanding Hairraiser Space

180, me too

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:14 AM
Author: ruby swashbuckling whorehouse nibblets

I still don't know what the printer is or understand if it's a real place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423504)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: Demanding Hairraiser Space

It's real as shit man

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Kitty Cat

I loved the printer. Favorite part of big six accounting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592556)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: beady-eyed orchid office

Some would say it is "too real"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424834)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: Startling Cuckoldry State



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:07 AM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

I threw a chair off a 6th floor balcony onto a golf course during a summer associate off-site party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423479)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: Startling Cuckoldry State

fast forward 2 years, you've had chairs thrown at you no less than 5 times

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:10 AM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

typical attic tp response

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:12 AM
Author: Startling Cuckoldry State

cr

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: Provocative Underhanded Church



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

Best friend sat me down as a first year associate to make sure I fully understood what the term "rent seeker" meant and the implications for my value to this world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423483)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: trip rehab sandwich

Jfc

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: Wine Stage



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:13 AM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

Fellow summer associate bro got way too drunk trying to get ME birthday drunk at a summer party and locked himself in a utility closet, only to be found by the admin partner and accused of fondling her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423500)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Wine Stage

18000000033)4727277

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:13 AM
Author: ruby swashbuckling whorehouse nibblets



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:15 AM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

young white trash secretary decorated my office for the "off" holidays, including "sweetest day" and "boss day"

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: godawful multi-colored immigrant set

Wtf is sweetest day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423550)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:58 AM
Author: unholy cerebral boltzmann

The day I die

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:32 PM
Author: Bronze Idiot Degenerate



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: trip rehab sandwich



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

when I accepted my offer I said, yes, I came here to join the oil and gas group, and that I will join!

Day one; capital markets!

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: trip rehab sandwich

Thanks for being a team player. It's what this shop is all about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423571)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: Demanding Hairraiser Space

Get back in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423600)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: cracking point

Every summer is wise to this now. It's as real a fear as NO OFFER.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424480)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: beady-eyed orchid office

Just awful. Capital markets seems like objectively the worst transactional practice group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424876)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:26 AM
Author: Ocher Newt



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:33 AM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

Thought a classmate passed the state bar with our class so on passage day I had a big group of us one by one leave VM to cajole him to join us a party. Like 20 VM. Turns out someone with the same name passed, different middle initial. And he failed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423591)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: Ocher Newt



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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Public Bath Rigpig

haha wow holy shit

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:20 PM
Author: Pale market depressive

fuuuuuuck

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: Bronze Idiot Degenerate

:(

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: violet kitchen



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

We tried to recruit people down from the east coast for years and they would all visit and say, "yeah I get it, I'd make more take home pay and work a lot less, but ya know this city is really, really shitty, and I hate the south."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423580)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:42 AM
Author: maniacal maize mad cow disease



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: cracking point



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: beady-eyed orchid office

Charlotte? Atlanta?

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:39 AM
Author: Medicated bawdyhouse laser beams



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:44 AM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

A very senior partner had an office full of game trophies and mementos, the most prominent of which was a massive whale penis angled to the face of guests in his sitting area

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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Medicated bawdyhouse laser beams

180

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: Charismatic Lavender Tattoo



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:42 AM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

Two clients were competing mineral buyers in the same play. The more tech savvy of the two had cracked the county property clerk passwords of the other guy so they could hack & scramble them in a "race to the courthouse" scenario

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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: Charismatic Lavender Tattoo

Haha wow holy shit

Did he get busted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423920)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

They have skirmishes from time to time and this was settled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455739)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:03 AM
Author: ruby swashbuckling whorehouse nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424008)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Public Bath Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423827)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:24 AM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

Senior partner called my desk 9 consecutive times without pause until I answered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424200)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: unholy cerebral boltzmann

jesus fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425005)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:30 PM
Author: emerald institution

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512310)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: cracking point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424412)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

I asked for a $250,000 lateral signing bonus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424470)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Geriatric jade incel school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424552)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34463066)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Copper Library Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424487)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

Spent my entire summer associate shift chasing this hot spicy and aggressive and SUPPLE Mexican exchange "clerk" around the Houston tunnels and fucked her in some janitor closets

His name was Elena

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424511)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: aromatic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424492)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

We broke into a pool at a resort at 4 AM during the summer program and I announced that we were going skinny dipping and jumped in the pool naked then no one (0 for 15) followed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424517)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:02 AM
Author: aromatic parlour

rate the resort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424529)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

REALLY CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424536)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:49 AM
Author: beady-eyed orchid office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424892)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

I went to a rave with a stripper named Destiny in 2012. In 2017 I began receiving, day by day, small piece by small piece, square clippings from a photograph of some sort, anonymously, at my desk.

Were these from facebook? Couldn't remember. Another associate? How? I was clueless.

After a few weeks of this I began to put the picture together: me shirtless at the rave, rolling balls, with Destiny. The next day or so I received another picture - this time in full form - of my secretary, waving to the camera, with Destiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425523)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed orchid office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425611)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:40 PM
Author: Razzle slimy crotch

best one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512395)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: disgusting slap-happy dilemma headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425616)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

Young Hustler. I signed up a decent-sized client for the firm as a second year associate by forging an engagement letter and navigating the internal firm approval processing under an impersonation. I collected all of the fees and handled the whole thing without telling a soul. Probably way over my head in hindsight. Then I decided to take the ca$h and moonlight it myself. That's how you get paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34454268)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:41 PM
Author: Razzle slimy crotch

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512399)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 11:59 AM
Author: rose hominid

CircuitCitySpecial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34454700)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

Two associates I've known both fit the same profile:

Tall athletes, despised biglaw environment, iconoclastic, fired at least once, partied hard on weekends, generally good natured at their cores, and maybe a bit immature

They both died in their late 20s due to complications from drug use, alcohol use and unknown physical conditions; one may have been a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455445)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: adventurous up-to-no-good forum dog poop

jesus christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455453)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: rose hominid

Is it my tranny threading, love for Romanian women, fapping to meth addicts, and hooker vice that made you come to this conclusion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455490)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: cracking point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455508)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: emerald institution

For real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512320)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: ruby swashbuckling whorehouse nibblets

whoa you still poast here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513702)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512300)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:41 PM
Author: Razzle slimy crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512401)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

Was at bankers offices at 3 AM and a very old partner running the deal returns to the deal room to announce that he has just pissed a "large amount of blood." He was like 78, obese. Pulled an all nighter.. The next day he passed out while on a conference call standing outside his doctors office. But he came back to the office that night and closed the deal. He is still alive 5 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513153)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:36 PM
Author: Bronze Idiot Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512358)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

0 year associate moonlighted as a private placement agent on the side while working his bigLAW job and placed a sketchy $25 million deal with a firm client without alerting anyone in the firm and was paid a massive finders fee . Never got caught either by the firm or the SEC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513052)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:21 PM
Author: Razzle slimy crotch

how massive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513143)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

$1 mil + carry on the deal for one shithead kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513156)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:25 PM
Author: emerald institution

did he retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513191)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

No he's like flame lower market PE "investor" now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513204)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: Bronze Idiot Degenerate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513687)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: plum principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512420)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

NYC partner left his child's birth certificate at Scores and only found it because a DIFFERENT partner went there the next day during lunch and heard his name over the strip Club PA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513122)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: Bronze Idiot Degenerate

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513681)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:45 PM
Author: Abusive theater stage fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512428)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

A 35 year old guy got in a fist fight with a summer associate and ended up with rug burns and bruises all over his face and both summer and attorney were afraid to go to work for a week, but for different reasons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513092)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: Abusive theater stage fortuitous meteor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513163)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:21 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Indian Lodge Organic Girlfriend

180 thread

non-nyc in T&E

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513145)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

I represented a guy - MY client - who was founder and former exec of a public pharma. But he had been deposed and the company was in bad shape. Client was a weird coonass who did everything assbackwards. Wore Velcro shoes, 35 y/o. We couldn't get a deal done with PE to save the company because the prerequisite to his 33% voting trust was that he had to PHYSICALLY HOLD ALL 20,000,000 of his shares ON HIS PERSON and WITHOUT LEGENDS at all times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513198)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: aromatic parlour

rate haynes & boone's summer class this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513676)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:51 PM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

Andy Fastow came to our office once on a parolee public service speaking circuit and he held up all of his deal trophies and magazine covers from before his arrest and ranted for two hours about he was framed and everyone in the entire financial system is crooked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34521775)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: narrow-minded field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513708)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

At one point in a late night at the printer, every lawyer and every banker in a crowded room had a dip in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592469)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Balding twisted den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513722)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:38 PM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

I partied w our nyc office once and an associate puked in the middle of a bar and immediately grabbed and chugged a beer to rally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592458)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: orange candlestick maker parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513760)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

There is a hierarchy of cowboy boots and the most senior guys wear ostrich or a crocodile - usually one they killed themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592461)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: frisky supple gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592487)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Smoky Kink-friendly Site Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513812)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:41 PM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

A senior associate out at a bar on Thursday night was upset by a work email so he smashed his work phone against the wall of the bar with his bare hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592474)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 11:34 PM
Author: Misanthropic cowardly brunch stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34514285)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

Someone thought there was a fire on our floor but no, it was shrew associate straightening her hair with tha heat way too high

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592512)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: frisky supple gaming laptop

sharklasers here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592472)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

I thought I found a funny autocomplete joke about Texas A&M so I grabbed this female senior associate and showed her “Texas A&M abortion” as i chuckled autistically, not noticing her look of horror and disgust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592507)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: frisky supple gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592534)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: Bronze Idiot Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592589)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: zippy reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592538)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

We were doing drugs at a pool party on a Sunday and I was called in for an URGENT deal IMMEDIATELY so I came in and fucked up everything and had an HR incident “talk” a few weeks later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592573)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: zippy reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592583)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: Bronze Idiot Degenerate

did u get canned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592596)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592609)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible center trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592558)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Contagious bipolar pervert azn

A senior partner I worked for triple books his calendar at all times and takes the meeting or event that offers the highest possible cash value delivery to him and the firm. It causes chaos. He treats everything as a cost benefit analysis which has resulted in him ditching, before my eyes, at least 10 rental cars where he thought it would be more efficient to ditch the rental and not be late for the meeting rather than take the time to park legally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592606)