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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:57 AM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423445) |
Date: October 12th, 2017 7:57 AM Author: Odious Boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423449) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:00 AM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace High boomer partner arrives at the office on Saturday without giving notice and calls my cell phone from my own office desk line to ask where I was and how soon I would be there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423455) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:11 AM Author: mustard station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423492) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:28 AM Author: Odious Boltzmann MODSSSSSSsss (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423565) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:43 AM Author: beady-eyed business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424837) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:36 PM Author: arrogant public bath like stoned? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512368) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:20 PM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace Like older (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513134) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:42 PM Author: buff shrine jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592482) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:03 AM Author: domesticated trip institution This is jcm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423463) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:04 AM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace female junior associate took up dipping so she could be "one of the guys" in the office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423468) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:16 AM Author: domesticated trip institution Lmfao thats disgusting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423509) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:04 AM Author: costumed mad-dog skullcap puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423467) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace we were all SUPER excited about going to the PRINTER for the first time because they would cater your fav steakhouse, serve silver Oak and had GOLDEN TEE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423474) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:09 AM Author: costumed mad-dog skullcap puppy 180, me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423482) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:14 AM Author: Fantasy-prone Autistic Cruise Ship I still don't know what the printer is or understand if it's a real place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423504) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:20 AM Author: costumed mad-dog skullcap puppy It's real as shit man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423525) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:27 AM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423559) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:50 PM Author: Crystalline Comical National I loved the printer. Favorite part of big six accounting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592556) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:43 AM Author: beady-eyed business firm Some would say it is "too real" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424834) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:07 AM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace I threw a chair off a 6th floor balcony onto a golf course during a summer associate off-site party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423479) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:08 AM Author: dark abnormal plaza fast forward 2 years, you've had chairs thrown at you no less than 5 times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423480) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM Author: Provocative Resort Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423472) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:09 AM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace Best friend sat me down as a first year associate to make sure I fully understood what the term "rent seeker" meant and the implications for my value to this world (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423483) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:19 AM Author: passionate splenetic crackhouse Jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423519) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:11 AM Author: snowy native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423490) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:13 AM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace Fellow summer associate bro got way too drunk trying to get ME birthday drunk at a summer party and locked himself in a utility closet, only to be found by the admin partner and accused of fondling her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423500) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:12 AM Author: snowy native 18000000033)4727277 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424075) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:13 AM Author: Fantasy-prone Autistic Cruise Ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423498) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:15 AM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace young white trash secretary decorated my office for the "off" holidays, including "sweetest day" and "boss day" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423507) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:25 AM Author: domesticated trip institution Wtf is sweetest day? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423550) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:29 AM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace when I accepted my offer I said, yes, I came here to join the oil and gas group, and that I will join! Day one; capital markets! |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:29 AM Author: passionate splenetic crackhouse Thanks for being a team player. It's what this shop is all about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423571) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:57 AM Author: green offensive volcanic crater codepig Every summer is wise to this now. It's as real a fear as NO OFFER.
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:47 AM Author: beady-eyed business firm Just awful. Capital markets seems like objectively the worst transactional practice group (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424876) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:33 AM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace Thought a classmate passed the state bar with our class so on passage day I had a big group of us one by one leave VM to cajole him to join us a party. Like 20 VM. Turns out someone with the same name passed, different middle initial. And he failed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423591) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:31 AM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace We tried to recruit people down from the east coast for years and they would all visit and say, "yeah I get it, I'd make more take home pay and work a lot less, but ya know this city is really, really shitty, and I hate the south." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423580) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:44 AM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace A very senior partner had an office full of game trophies and mementos, the most prominent of which was a massive whale penis angled to the face of guests in his sitting area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423663) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:42 AM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace Two clients were competing mineral buyers in the same play. The more tech savvy of the two had cracked the county property clerk passwords of the other guy so they could hack & scramble them in a "race to the courthouse" scenario (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423643) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:21 PM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace They have skirmishes from time to time and this was settled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455739) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:24 AM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace Senior partner called my desk 9 consecutive times without pause until I answered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424200) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:56 AM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace I asked for a $250,000 lateral signing bonus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424470) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:00 AM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace Spent my entire summer associate shift chasing this hot spicy and aggressive and SUPPLE Mexican exchange "clerk" around the Houston tunnels and fucked her in some janitor closets His name was Elena |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:01 AM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace We broke into a pool at a resort at 4 AM during the summer program and I announced that we were going skinny dipping and jumped in the pool naked then no one (0 for 15) followed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424517) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:49 AM Author: beady-eyed business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424892) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 12:55 PM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace I went to a rave with a stripper named Destiny in 2012. In 2017 I began receiving, day by day, small piece by small piece, square clippings from a photograph of some sort, anonymously, at my desk.
Were these from facebook? Couldn't remember. Another associate? How? I was clueless.
After a few weeks of this I began to put the picture together: me shirtless at the rave, rolling balls, with Destiny. The next day or so I received another picture - this time in full form - of my secretary, waving to the camera, with Destiny. |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 1:08 PM Author: beady-eyed business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425611) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 10:56 AM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace Young Hustler. I signed up a decent-sized client for the firm as a second year associate by forging an engagement letter and navigating the internal firm approval processing under an impersonation. I collected all of the fees and handled the whole thing without telling a soul. Probably way over my head in hindsight. Then I decided to take the ca$h and moonlight it myself. That's how you get paid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34454268) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 11:59 AM Author: self-centered copper university CircuitCitySpecial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34454700) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:38 PM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace Two associates I've known both fit the same profile: Tall athletes, despised biglaw environment, iconoclastic, fired at least once, partied hard on weekends, generally good natured at their cores, and maybe a bit immature They both died in their late 20s due to complications from drug use, alcohol use and unknown physical conditions; one may have been a suicide. |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:39 PM Author: Odious Boltzmann jesus christ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455453) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:48 PM Author: green offensive volcanic crater codepig 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455508) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:31 PM Author: Stirring doctorate For real? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512320) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:23 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Autistic Cruise Ship whoa you still poast here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513702) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:29 PM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512300) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:41 PM Author: arrogant public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512401) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace Was at bankers offices at 3 AM and a very old partner running the deal returns to the deal room to announce that he has just pissed a "large amount of blood." He was like 78, obese. Pulled an all nighter.. The next day he passed out while on a conference call standing outside his doctors office. But he came back to the office that night and closed the deal. He is still alive 5 years later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513153) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:36 PM Author: crawly nighttime nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512358) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:12 PM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace 0 year associate moonlighted as a private placement agent on the side while working his bigLAW job and placed a sketchy $25 million deal with a firm client without alerting anyone in the firm and was paid a massive finders fee . Never got caught either by the firm or the SEC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513052) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:21 PM Author: arrogant public bath how massive? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513143) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace $1 mil + carry on the deal for one shithead kid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513156) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:25 PM Author: Stirring doctorate did he retire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513191) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:26 PM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace No he's like flame lower market PE "investor" now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513204) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:19 PM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace NYC partner left his child's birth certificate at Scores and only found it because a DIFFERENT partner went there the next day during lunch and heard his name over the strip Club PA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513122) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:45 PM Author: Crimson Talented Principal's Office Newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512428) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:16 PM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace A 35 year old guy got in a fist fight with a summer associate and ended up with rug burns and bruises all over his face and both summer and attorney were afraid to go to work for a week, but for different reasons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513092) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM Author: Crimson Talented Principal's Office Newt 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513163) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:26 PM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace I represented a guy - MY client - who was founder and former exec of a public pharma. But he had been deposed and the company was in bad shape. Client was a weird coonass who did everything assbackwards. Wore Velcro shoes, 35 y/o. We couldn't get a deal done with PE to save the company because the prerequisite to his 33% voting trust was that he had to PHYSICALLY HOLD ALL 20,000,000 of his shares ON HIS PERSON and WITHOUT LEGENDS at all times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513198) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM Author: infuriating lilac main people voyeur rate haynes & boone's summer class this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513676) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:51 PM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace Andy Fastow came to our office once on a parolee public service speaking circuit and he held up all of his deal trophies and magazine covers from before his arrest and ranted for two hours about he was framed and everyone in the entire financial system is crooked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34521775) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:24 PM Author: Frisky mewling orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513708) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:40 PM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace At one point in a late night at the printer, every lawyer and every banker in a crowded room had a dip in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592469) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:26 PM Author: Blathering aromatic bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513722) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:38 PM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace I partied w our nyc office once and an associate puked in the middle of a bar and immediately grabbed and chugged a beer to rally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592458) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:30 PM Author: Chestnut french tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513760) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:39 PM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace There is a hierarchy of cowboy boots and the most senior guys wear ostrich or a crocodile - usually one they killed themselves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592461) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:41 PM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace A senior associate out at a bar on Thursday night was upset by a work email so he smashed his work phone against the wall of the bar with his bare hands (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592474) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 11:34 PM Author: Pearl Locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34514285) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:46 PM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace Someone thought there was a fire on our floor but no, it was shrew associate straightening her hair with tha heat way too high (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592512) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:45 PM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace I thought I found a funny autocomplete joke about Texas A&M so I grabbed this female senior associate and showed her “Texas A&M abortion” as i chuckled autistically, not noticing her look of horror and disgust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592507) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:49 PM Author: buff shrine jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592534) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:52 PM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace We were doing drugs at a pool party on a Sunday and I was called in for an URGENT deal IMMEDIATELY so I came in and fucked up everything and had an HR incident “talk” a few weeks later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592573) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:56 PM Author: Vermilion Swollen Electric Furnace A senior partner I worked for triple books his calendar at all times and takes the meeting or event that offers the highest possible cash value delivery to him and the firm. It causes chaos. He treats everything as a cost benefit analysis which has resulted in him ditching, before my eyes, at least 10 rental cars where he thought it would be more efficient to ditch the rental and not be late for the meeting rather than take the time to park legally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592606) |