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Reminder: GTTR's husband said her favorite positions are missionary and doggy
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Date: October 14th, 2017 9:50 PM Author: Rose Metal Address SHOCKING (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444427) |
Date: October 14th, 2017 9:50 PM Author: Ocher mother So? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444435) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 9:51 PM Author: Rose Metal Address just capturing it for posterity. also so vanilla (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444453) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 9:53 PM Author: Canary Bearded Sandwich What did you expect? Position #237 from the Karma Sutra? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444472) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 9:55 PM Author: Rose Metal Address (vanilla repressed butthurt women)
you think those are the only two choices? vanilla missionary/doggy or crazy kamasutra positions? |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:03 PM Author: provocative indian lodge double fault Uhhh, pretty fucking normal to have missionary or doggy as a favorite sex position.
They both are natural positions that allow for hard THRUSTING. One has a bit more intimacy, the other is more about raunchy FUCKING. |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:04 PM Author: Mildly autistic roast beef incel Bingo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444545) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:39 PM Author: Canary Bearded Sandwich 180 summary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444758) |
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Date: October 15th, 2017 7:36 PM Author: Comical Keepsake Machete Becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34450068) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:47 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Library "Karma Sutra" lol
Julia-esque |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:49 PM Author: Canary Bearded Sandwich Hey even I make spelling mistakes occasionally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444832) |
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Date: October 15th, 2017 7:41 PM Author: chartreuse garrison sneaky criminal (Karma Chameleon) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34450091) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:35 PM Author: Mint swashbuckling personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34445126) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:00 PM Author: Ocher mother How many people really have some weird exotic position as their favorite? I'd guess missionary, doggy, and the two cowgirl types cover a large majority of people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444518) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:03 PM Author: dull adventurous corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444538) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:05 PM Author: peach adulterous circlehead ("bags of sand" moment) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444548) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:07 PM Author: Ocher mother "The vast majority of women LOVE having dudes nut on their face. I see it in porn all the time."
More srsly though, I've seen polls on this before and missionary/cowgirl/doggy are always the top three. |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:10 PM Author: Mildly autistic roast beef incel Yeah not sure why this is being viewed as weird (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444587) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:11 PM Author: Ocher mother XO is full of neurotic pumos and quotemos who like harassing people, and it's that much worse with fempoasters for obvious reasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444594) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:13 PM Author: Mildly autistic roast beef incel Yeah not thrilled about this thread in general but ah well. At least it didn't go how OP expected lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444601) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:11 PM Author: peach adulterous circlehead No, just that you are opining on something with which you have no direct experience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444593) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:14 PM Author: Ocher mother Commenting on stuff one has no true knowledge of is a glorious XO tradition. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444604) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:41 PM Author: Canary Bearded Sandwich That's my RL experience too from discussions with friends.
The only other position that competes with those three for popularity is spooning. |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:48 PM Author: brass fanboi market spooning is just sideways doggy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444828) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:50 PM Author: Canary Bearded Sandwich Not so much. It's more affectionate than doggy but less vigorous. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444840) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:54 PM Author: brass fanboi market trust me I can get very vigorous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444877) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:09 PM Author: Electric Pearl Church Newt This is obviously cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444584) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 9:51 PM Author: Canary Bearded Sandwich I assume the SHOCKING is ironic because 90% of women would have the same preferences but not necessarily in the same order. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444451) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 9:53 PM Author: Rose Metal Address yes ironic
also missionary being a favorite position is flame that they probably say to their beer gut husbands to make them feel better
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Date: October 14th, 2017 9:57 PM Author: Mildly autistic roast beef incel Wut? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444499) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 9:59 PM Author: Rose Metal Address please tell us how missionary is so EXCITING. i can imagine a really horny woman quivering and whimpering "now fuck me missionary". NOT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444514) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:00 PM Author: Balding half-breed school adjusted missionary where your torso is more upright and her legs are up over your shoulders is tcr. you lean down, bending her legs back, and you get rill deep |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:43 PM Author: Canary Bearded Sandwich cr
Or the variation where you kind of get folded into a bundle with him using his shoulders to press your knees back to your own shoulders. |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:53 PM Author: Mildly autistic roast beef incel Are most women not lifting their legs or something? I'm still haunted by that pic Charles XII posted lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444865) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:58 PM Author: Canary Bearded Sandwich I don't know how anyone can resist the urge to lift their knees?
Just lying there on your back like a dead fish with your legs flat out while he pumps away seems pretty boring. |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:18 PM Author: Mildly autistic roast beef incel Seriously. Makes me think of when the deadbed marriedmos talk about their wives obligatorily "starfishing" for them once a month. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34445032) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:23 PM Author: Canary Bearded Sandwich thanks: "starfishing" was the word I was looking for (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34445058) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:19 PM Author: dull adventurous corn cake Many women are too fat and inflexible to really lift legs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34445037) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:21 PM Author: Ocher mother Widespread fatness in general is the big mostly unspoken driver of dead bedrooms and unsatisfactory coitus, I'd surmise. Less energy, less dexterity, partner is less attractive. Yikes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34445048) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:33 PM Author: dull adventurous corn cake Agreed. That, and decline in T levels --- though the two are closely related.
E.g.,
http://www.doctorpat.org/uploads/2/9/7/5/2975452/9189549_orig.png
http://www.ourstolenfuture.org/NewScience/reproduction/2006/2006-1210travisonetal.html
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Date: October 15th, 2017 1:48 PM Author: Demanding azure public bath LOL, this is about the tenth time you have expressed your appreciation of this very specific sexual positioning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34447951) |
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Date: October 15th, 2017 7:32 PM Author: Canary Bearded Sandwich Why are you counting? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34450028) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:01 PM Author: Ocher mother Sex is pretty exciting all by itself if you don't have a brain blown out on porn.
Or such is my understanding. |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:02 PM Author: Mildly autistic roast beef incel ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444530) |
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Date: July 16th, 2019 11:18 AM Author: fragrant talking field One of the most autistic virgin posts of all time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#38540088) |
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Date: July 16th, 2019 11:19 AM Author: wonderful french step-uncle's house boiling water Do you really think an objectively ugly, 5’6” guy got a lot of pussy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#38540094) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 9:52 PM Author: coral pit Everything else is basically flame anyway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444460) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:06 PM Author: alcoholic affirmative action locale ("sexpert") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444553) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:09 PM Author: Electric Pearl Church Newt Lol virgin pumo, what do you expect, some ridiculous acrobatic porn shit that's not practical? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444579) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:09 PM Author: alcoholic affirmative action locale OP knows what zhes talking about (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444582) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:10 PM Author: Rose Metal Address missionary was the jarring one for me. doggy and/or one of the cowgirl positions would not have stood out for me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444589) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:13 PM Author: Mildly autistic roast beef incel There's a myth or theory that women can't orgasm easily from missionary but I've never had an issue w/ it. I remember it was brought up on SATC. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444600) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:16 PM Author: Ocher mother Rate this Wikipedia illustration for a missionary position designed to enhance clitoral stimulation:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coital_alignment_technique#/media/File:TAC02.svg |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:17 PM Author: Mildly autistic roast beef incel ROFL wtf am I looking at (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444621) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:24 PM Author: dull adventurous corn cake 120 grinding the corn is TTT next to hip rolls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444655) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:55 PM Author: brass fanboi market what's going on in here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444883) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:01 PM Author: Canary Bearded Sandwich What's the alignment? That they are on the same bed?
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:45 PM Author: Canary Bearded Sandwich It's all a matter of the right angles but I do orgasm most easily from doggystyle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444807) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:45 PM Author: brass fanboi market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444810) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:46 PM Author: Rose Metal Address 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444812) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:48 PM Author: Mildly autistic roast beef incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444826) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:00 PM Author: Canary Bearded Sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444917) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:19 PM Author: Mildly autistic roast beef incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34445034) |
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Date: October 19th, 2018 10:55 AM Author: Effete institution idiot What was going on here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#37055644) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:20 PM Author: provocative indian lodge double fault You're done here. Missionary and doggy are literally the Greatest of All Time sex positions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444636) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:44 PM Author: Canary Bearded Sandwich Cowgirl is OK as a changeup but I don't like having to do the work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444794) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:26 PM Author: Iridescent Space Reading Party Shocking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34445077) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:33 PM Author: dull adventurous corn cake (every woman ever) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34445113) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:36 PM Author: Mint swashbuckling personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34445133) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:36 PM Author: alcoholic affirmative action locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34445135) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:42 PM Author: Flirting Learning Disabled Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34445173) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:45 PM Author: Canary Bearded Sandwich ~shrugs~ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34445202) |
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Date: October 15th, 2017 1:50 PM Author: Demanding azure public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34447960) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:21 PM Author: Electric Pearl Church Newt Heh. She likes to fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444643) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 10:44 PM Author: Exciting den She likes being pissed on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34444796) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:39 PM Author: coral pit In retrospect this topic seems like a clever way to get fempoasters to talk about their sex lives in detail instead of an angsty incel callout thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34445151) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:40 PM Author: fragrant talking field It was brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34445156) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:42 PM Author: Flirting Learning Disabled Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34445175) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:42 PM Author: Rose Metal Address thanks for blowing it all up. we got 29tp and GTTR literally describe how they contort themselves and orgasm in detail and u have to go all aspie on us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34445177) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:43 PM Author: dull adventurous corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34445186) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:43 PM Author: coral pit Seemed like it had run its course (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34445187) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:45 PM Author: Canary Bearded Sandwich I don't think I said anything that I haven't said before on this bort, though I might have been drunk the last time.
Besides its fun to compare notes with GTTTR. |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:43 PM Author: Canary Bearded Sandwich Strange how angsty incel callouts never work but thanks for the warning (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34445181) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:45 PM Author: coral pit It did though
Dozens of lurkers r touching themselves to your descriptions above as I write this |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:46 PM Author: Canary Bearded Sandwich You want me to go back and blank my poasts and never poast about sex again? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34445207) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:43 PM Author: dull adventurous corn cake Next time keep "insights" like this to yourself, friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34445182) |
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Date: October 15th, 2017 12:11 AM Author: Rose Metal Address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34445396) |
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Date: October 15th, 2017 1:52 PM Author: Demanding azure public bath What does it say about our XO that we like so much that we're so interested in the awful sex lives of a few bored late 30s mommy posters.
"Jeff can be quite vigorous with me in the doggystyle position! We just made love like that when we took the kids out to the coast. I believe I drank a bit too much wine that night!" |
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Date: October 15th, 2017 7:38 PM Author: dull adventurous corn cake It says we are a bunch of high t sex crazed alpha studs with sternonucleomastoids straining at the collars of our tasteful Brooks Brothers shirts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34450078) |
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Date: July 19th, 2019 10:49 AM Author: Flatulent Primrose Degenerate clutch BOTV ref (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#38556161) |
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Date: October 15th, 2017 7:40 PM Author: Effete institution idiot LOL at you digging up this post to provide this "insight". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34450089) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:48 PM Author: Rose Metal Address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34445227) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:50 PM Author: Canary Bearded Sandwich Well that's not at all creepy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#34445236) |
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Date: October 14th, 2017 11:55 PM Author: Rose Metal Address happy now? u r so uptight about sex. OMG a bort full of strangers know that I enjoy having sex. big fucking deal
finnish, norwegian women are so fucking 180 in this regard
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Date: October 19th, 2018 10:53 AM Author: Effete institution idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#37055625) |
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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:11 PM Author: mind-boggling alcoholic spot french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#37059188) |
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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:12 PM Author: Autistic Aquamarine Round Eye Factory Reset Button "ctrl+f anal"
1 moniker
sad! |
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Date: July 15th, 2019 5:12 PM Author: wonderful french step-uncle's house boiling water Holy fuck obeezy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#38536603) |
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Date: July 16th, 2019 11:06 AM Author: wonderful french step-uncle's house boiling water Just a random pumo randomly obsessed with GTTR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764388&forum_id=2#38539990) |