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Resolved: Weddings are insufferable.

Yes it is because I am aspie and an introvert but a few obse...
Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night
  10/15/17
so whyd u go?
angry smoky box office idiot
  10/15/17
Felt like groom/bride would be offended if I didn't or somet...
Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night
  10/15/17
A good time at a wedding? http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?t...
angry smoky box office idiot
  10/15/17
I guess so, I guess so
Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night
  10/15/17
Yes, fuck people and their unreasonable insistence that I in...
infuriating cuckoldry
  10/15/17
...
angry smoky box office idiot
  10/15/17
If weddings were shorter and less ostentatious i would suck ...
Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night
  10/15/17
The PREMISE is fraud White dress supposed to indicate vir...
angry smoky box office idiot
  10/15/17
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infuriating cuckoldry
  10/15/17
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Henna effete rigor
  10/15/17
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bat-shit-crazy abusive station liquid oxygen
  10/15/17
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infuriating cuckoldry
  10/15/17
tbf this is a lose/lose for the couple. if people are com...
Sadistic hyperactive pozpig black woman
  10/15/17
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copper razzmatazz gaming laptop
  10/15/17
How do you spend your free time bro? Do you have any friends...
Ultramarine Medicated Mental Disorder Lodge
  10/15/17
With close friends and family. And a couple hobbies I have.
Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night
  10/15/17
Is your family your wife and kids? If not then lol at spendi...
Ultramarine Medicated Mental Disorder Lodge
  10/15/17
Lol at it
Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night
  10/15/17
drink more
trip azure kitchen tank
  10/15/17
...
Ultramarine Medicated Mental Disorder Lodge
  10/15/17
Putting poison in your body is not the answer pal
unholy giraffe
  10/15/17
...
Cheese-eating regret hall
  10/15/17
I agree. Used to enjoy weddings. Im fortunate to have a pret...
appetizing flatulent headpube
  10/15/17
It's like randomly being forced to go to a renfair every mon...
infuriating cuckoldry
  10/15/17
go on
appetizing flatulent headpube
  10/15/17
You have to dress in an odd costume, eat crappy food, and ma...
infuriating cuckoldry
  10/15/17
...
Sadistic hyperactive pozpig black woman
  10/15/17
kind of want to go to a renfair now.
appetizing flatulent headpube
  10/15/17
God damnit bloodacre.
infuriating cuckoldry
  10/15/17
why are you going to so many weddings
pearly razzle-dazzle parlour double fault
  10/15/17
I'm not. I decline invites.
infuriating cuckoldry
  10/15/17
that stupid fist pumping dance they teach the brides makes m...
trip azure kitchen tank
  10/15/17
This. The travel and expense are insufferable. The only joy ...
frozen overrated area
  10/15/17
then dont go. nobody will be too offended if you dont go. no...
Sadistic hyperactive pozpig black woman
  10/15/17
Lol
Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night
  10/15/17
he's right nobody cares about you bro
pearly razzle-dazzle parlour double fault
  10/15/17
Laughing because he has done nothing but wedding thread for ...
Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night
  10/15/17
ljl you seem really low iq. im not spending a dime on this w...
Sadistic hyperactive pozpig black woman
  10/15/17
One shot kill
Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night
  10/15/17
...
Sadistic hyperactive pozpig black woman
  10/15/17
i'm serious. and im not making fun of you. these 30's forcem...
Sadistic hyperactive pozpig black woman
  10/15/17
I don't usually go anymore.
Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night
  10/15/17
Do you consider you and pddj to be a forcememe couple?
Clear thirsty factory reset button
  10/15/17
nope, we're as organic as you get in 2017. she was 24 whe...
Sadistic hyperactive pozpig black woman
  10/15/17
How do you know for sure she's never used online dating?
Crystalline rehab haunted graveyard
  10/15/17
why would she admit to being a concubine for a married 50 y/...
Sadistic hyperactive pozpig black woman
  10/15/17
Is she going to wear a brown wedding dress?
boyish brass stage
  10/15/17
The worst is being asked to be best man. It's tempting to j...
Excitant spruce theater ape
  10/15/17
MODS!!
Sadistic hyperactive pozpig black woman
  10/15/17
Autism and narcissism is an intoxicating cocktail, op
talented emerald resort nibblets
  10/15/17
The utility of weddings is 100% for women
Crystalline rehab haunted graveyard
  10/15/17
(Aspie detector starts shaking, smoking)
talented emerald resort nibblets
  10/15/17
(faggot who likes weddings)
Crystalline rehab haunted graveyard
  10/15/17
Yes I am clearly the narcissist here. I demand attention and...
Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night
  10/15/17
Whole lotta “I” in the OP, OP
talented emerald resort nibblets
  10/15/17
O fuk /thread
Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night
  10/15/17
Nah, weddingthreading is always funny. Just be self aware
talented emerald resort nibblets
  10/15/17
spot on
Exciting frum step-uncle's house
  10/15/17
then dont go send card w/money and a nice note
arousing psychic
  10/15/17
This has already been posted several times and i said that I...
Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night
  10/15/17
I've built some great vacations around other people's weddin...
Sinister lavender nursing home wagecucks
  10/15/17
You know how to seek fun in unexpected places like third tie...
Magical Blathering Range Pocket Flask
  10/16/17
just roll in after the ceremony for cocktail hour and leave ...
wine bipolar idea he suggested
  10/15/17
This. They won't care that you bounced early.
amber dingle berry
  10/15/17
180
Magical Blathering Range Pocket Flask
  10/16/17
and it's 2017. 65-70% chance you'll get invited to bride or ...
glassy gas station water buffalo
  10/15/17
refuse to attend a second wedding unless its a widower
Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night
  10/15/17
yeah, it's ridiculous when even just one part of the couple ...
glassy gas station water buffalo
  10/15/17
*Never been to a wedding crew*
boyish brass stage
  10/15/17
*crew not smashing wedding strange*
Passionate Bisexual Market Sneaky Criminal
  10/15/17
Destinations weddings are TTT but most weddings are joyous o...
obsidian vibrant brunch love of her life
  10/15/17
Part of the issue is not the weddings but how spread out we'...
Ruby blood rage
  10/15/17
o fuk MODS
multi-colored poppy institution
  10/15/17
(delete)
multi-colored poppy institution
  10/15/17
This shit is so tired and out of touch.
Mildly Autistic Pearl Cruise Ship French Chef
  10/15/17
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Lascivious slimy skinny woman
  10/15/17
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Sadistic hyperactive pozpig black woman
  10/15/17
...
Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night
  10/15/17
jfc just don't go. they won't miss you if you're not family ...
Laughsome zombie-like church building internal respiration
  10/15/17
i dont bitch. why you stupid shrews all say the same thing.
Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night
  10/15/17
Try going with wife or serious GF. Shrews will flirt with yo...
at-the-ready hairraiser field place of business
  10/15/17
Aaah the old jealousy driven anal ploy
Costumed amethyst orchestra pit legend
  10/15/17
ALL OF THIS. OP is cr
High-end tantric philosopher-king locale
  10/15/17
Truth. For introverts weddings are exhausting. Sometimes y...
chocolate location generalized bond
  10/15/17
But enough about women
Brindle exhilarant sweet tailpipe space
  10/15/17
It is so absurd and humiliating to see 2 30somethings marry....
claret mood old irish cottage
  10/16/17
...
Excitant spruce theater ape
  10/16/17


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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:14 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night

Yes it is because I am aspie and an introvert but a few observations:

-It takes the entire weekend if I have to travel. I don't have much free time and like to spend it doing things I enjoy.

-they are expensive for guests to attend with hotel

-the forced reunion of some people i haven't seen in years is not enjoyable anymore. It was once when I was younger but not anymore.

-the speeches are far too long and too many. They have gotten out of control.

-sometjmes I just don't want to dance because it looks ridiculous

-they last the whole day which is a long time for a social event. Longer if you include pre- and post- activities

-there is a lot of showIng off, by both bride/groom and guests

-the concept of a wedding party is ridiculous

I am genuinely happy for the bride and groom and don't mind sending them a reasonable gift. Just don't want to spend the weekend with their friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446838)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: angry smoky box office idiot

so whyd u go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446848)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night

Felt like groom/bride would be offended if I didn't or something because we were closer friends once upon a time. Also just thought I was being unreasonable and too aspie in not wanting to go and I should suck it up and have a good time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446857)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: angry smoky box office idiot

A good time at a wedding?

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&mc=4&forum_id=2#34446838

once upon a time kinda cinches it here...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446864)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night

I guess so, I guess so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446876)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: infuriating cuckoldry

Yes, fuck people and their unreasonable insistence that I interrupt my great works to pay homage to this outmoded convention. It is notable that the scope and scale of weddings, and the resulting burdens borne by friends, have only expanded as the institution of marriage has weakened. Why should I donate so many of the precious minutes of my life to help desperate thirtysomething airheads erect a puff-tent fantasy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446859)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: angry smoky box office idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446867)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night

If weddings were shorter and less ostentatious i would suck it up when it comes to the other parts I don't like. But I can't just stop by the reception for 1.5 hours to say congratulations then leave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446870)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: angry smoky box office idiot

The PREMISE is fraud

White dress supposed to indicate virginity, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446891)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: infuriating cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446899)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: Henna effete rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448654)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy abusive station liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448952)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:49 AM
Author: infuriating cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447341)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Sadistic hyperactive pozpig black woman

tbf this is a lose/lose for the couple.

if people are coming in from all over the county, they feel obligated to have a big event and other pre/poast-wedding events so their guests get their money's worth.

who is gonna fly in for a 1 hr reception?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447352)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: copper razzmatazz gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448573)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Ultramarine Medicated Mental Disorder Lodge

How do you spend your free time bro? Do you have any friends you like? I’ve always found the reunions at weddings to be the most fun part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446897)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:29 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night

With close friends and family. And a couple hobbies I have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446908)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: Ultramarine Medicated Mental Disorder Lodge

Is your family your wife and kids? If not then lol at spending all your free adult time with your boomer parents. And XO megapoasting doesn’t count as a hobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446933)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night

Lol at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446948)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: trip azure kitchen tank

drink more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446932)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:34 AM
Author: Ultramarine Medicated Mental Disorder Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446936)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:13 AM
Author: unholy giraffe

Putting poison in your body is not the answer pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447104)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Cheese-eating regret hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448714)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: appetizing flatulent headpube

I agree. Used to enjoy weddings. Im fortunate to have a pretty tight group of HS friends so i dont really benefit from the reunion aspect.

Weddings are inconvenient, expensive and uncomfortable. I really dont feel like hanging out in a suit on the weekend. The structure of the party is formulaic and forced from the lame entrance dances for the wedding party to the unnecessary speeches.

Cocktail hour is literally the only part i genuinely enjoy. I can drink and stuff my face without being forced to watch some retarded ceremony.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447218)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:34 AM
Author: infuriating cuckoldry

It's like randomly being forced to go to a renfair every month or two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447229)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: appetizing flatulent headpube

go on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447259)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:41 AM
Author: infuriating cuckoldry

You have to dress in an odd costume, eat crappy food, and make merry with a bunch of people you don't know while badly aping outdated customs. Sure, the joust is fun and you get to drink, but is it worth all that cash and your weekend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447284)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: Sadistic hyperactive pozpig black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447355)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: appetizing flatulent headpube

kind of want to go to a renfair now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447386)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: infuriating cuckoldry

God damnit bloodacre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448130)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: pearly razzle-dazzle parlour double fault

why are you going to so many weddings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447275)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 3:50 PM
Author: infuriating cuckoldry

I'm not. I decline invites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448649)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:35 AM
Author: trip azure kitchen tank

that stupid fist pumping dance they teach the brides makes me mad as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447239)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: frozen overrated area

This. The travel and expense are insufferable. The only joy is the excuse to get out of my tree drunk and there's nothing my wife can do about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447246)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: Sadistic hyperactive pozpig black woman

then dont go. nobody will be too offended if you dont go. nobody's forcing you to go.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447240)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447248)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: pearly razzle-dazzle parlour double fault

he's right nobody cares about you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447253)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:39 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night

Laughing because he has done nothing but wedding thread for half a year and the regrets are piling up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447263)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: Sadistic hyperactive pozpig black woman

ljl you seem really low iq. im not spending a dime on this wedding and my wife wants this shit and im poasting for the content creation.

you = wasted $2k for a flailing friendship from the 90s and are maf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447296)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night

One shot kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447313)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:48 AM
Author: Sadistic hyperactive pozpig black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447336)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: Sadistic hyperactive pozpig black woman

i'm serious. and im not making fun of you. these 30's forcememe couples arent gonna notice if one friend isnt there. no one person is so consequential to the wedding. as long as other lemmings go along with this shit, there's no reason for your presence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447258)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:39 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night

I don't usually go anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447270)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Clear thirsty factory reset button

Do you consider you and pddj to be a forcememe couple?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447278)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:45 AM
Author: Sadistic hyperactive pozpig black woman

nope, we're as organic as you get in 2017.

she was 24 when we met, first week in mfh, met irl, she's never used online dating

and she's definitely NOT marrying me bc i meet her criteria or i fit nicely into her pre-established life or these other shrew metrics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447310)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: Crystalline rehab haunted graveyard

How do you know for sure she's never used online dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447319)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:48 AM
Author: Sadistic hyperactive pozpig black woman

why would she admit to being a concubine for a married 50 y/o pakistani fob with kids but lie that she's never downloaded jswipe?

her MO is LTRs with turds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447332)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: boyish brass stage

Is she going to wear a brown wedding dress?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447471)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: Excitant spruce theater ape

The worst is being asked to be best man. It's tempting to just end the friendship at that moment just so you don't have to go through that bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447256)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: Sadistic hyperactive pozpig black woman

MODS!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447316)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: talented emerald resort nibblets

Autism and narcissism is an intoxicating cocktail, op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447291)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: Crystalline rehab haunted graveyard

The utility of weddings is 100% for women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447297)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: talented emerald resort nibblets

(Aspie detector starts shaking, smoking)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447305)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:45 AM
Author: Crystalline rehab haunted graveyard

(faggot who likes weddings)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447307)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night

Yes I am clearly the narcissist here. I demand attention and validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447303)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:45 AM
Author: talented emerald resort nibblets

Whole lotta “I” in the OP, OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447308)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night

O fuk /thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447323)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:48 AM
Author: talented emerald resort nibblets

Nah, weddingthreading is always funny. Just be self aware

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447334)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Exciting frum step-uncle's house

spot on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447302)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:48 AM
Author: arousing psychic

then dont go

send card w/money and a nice note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447335)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:50 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night

This has already been posted several times and i said that I typically don't go anymore.

Address the substance of the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447349)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Sinister lavender nursing home wagecucks

I've built some great vacations around other people's weddings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447390)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Magical Blathering Range Pocket Flask

You know how to seek fun in unexpected places like third tier cities.

Aspires like the pillow I'm clutching have a set routine it's torture to deviate from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34452886)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: wine bipolar idea he suggested

just roll in after the ceremony for cocktail hour and leave after the main course is served, amateur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447397)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: amber dingle berry

This. They won't care that you bounced early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447438)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 3:00 AM
Author: Magical Blathering Range Pocket Flask

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34452889)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: glassy gas station water buffalo

and it's 2017. 65-70% chance you'll get invited to bride or groom's 2nd wedding 4 years from now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447420)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night

refuse to attend a second wedding unless its a widower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447439)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 1:03 PM
Author: glassy gas station water buffalo

yeah, it's ridiculous when even just one part of the couple has already been married and they have a large 2nd wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447718)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: boyish brass stage

*Never been to a wedding crew*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447478)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 1:12 PM
Author: Passionate Bisexual Market Sneaky Criminal

*crew not smashing wedding strange*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447758)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 1:19 PM
Author: obsidian vibrant brunch love of her life

Destinations weddings are TTT but most weddings are joyous occasions and a good chance to catch up with friends and families you haven't seem a in a while. Lighten up you miserable aspies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447799)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 2:03 PM
Author: Ruby blood rage

Part of the issue is not the weddings but how spread out we've gotten as we've become rootless cosmopolitans.

Yes, it's annoying for you to shell out $1,000 for travel to travel to your hometown, stay in a hotel, and waste your own weekend. But also remember that had you not gone to the big city to chase your dreams or some shit, you could've been one of the people who watched college football all day, went to the bar with friends before the ceremony, walked across the street to the church at 3 pm, gotten a free meal and free booze, hung out with your friends, and been home in your own bed by 11.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448024)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 2:05 PM
Author: multi-colored poppy institution

o fuk MODS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448035)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 2:05 PM
Author: multi-colored poppy institution

(delete)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448037)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 2:26 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Pearl Cruise Ship French Chef

This shit is so tired and out of touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448138)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: Lascivious slimy skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448721)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Sadistic hyperactive pozpig black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448832)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34449194)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 3:32 PM
Author: Laughsome zombie-like church building internal respiration

jfc just don't go. they won't miss you if you're not family or bridal party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448554)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 5:03 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Confused Queen Of The Night

i dont bitch. why you stupid shrews all say the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34449201)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: at-the-ready hairraiser field place of business

Try going with wife or serious GF. Shrews will flirt with you big-time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448635)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 3:52 PM
Author: Costumed amethyst orchestra pit legend

Aaah the old jealousy driven anal ploy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448664)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: High-end tantric philosopher-king locale

ALL OF THIS. OP is cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34449270)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: chocolate location generalized bond

Truth. For introverts weddings are exhausting. Sometimes you will meet an interesting person or have some fun, but it's a high hurdle to clear the time and money and awkwardness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34451881)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: Brindle exhilarant sweet tailpipe space

But enough about women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34451889)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 3:14 AM
Author: claret mood old irish cottage

It is so absurd and humiliating to see 2 30somethings marry. The elderly parents, the brides crows feet, the entire event making a mockery of all the wedding traditions. Just go get married at the county clerk office at that point. Its really pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34452919)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 3:15 AM
Author: Excitant spruce theater ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34452922)