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Resolved: Weddings are insufferable.

Yes it is because I am aspie and an introvert but a few obse...
Titillating Honey-headed Set
  10/15/17
so whyd u go?
Henna exciting mother principal's office
  10/15/17
Felt like groom/bride would be offended if I didn't or somet...
Titillating Honey-headed Set
  10/15/17
A good time at a wedding? http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?t...
Henna exciting mother principal's office
  10/15/17
I guess so, I guess so
Titillating Honey-headed Set
  10/15/17
Yes, fuck people and their unreasonable insistence that I in...
Iridescent genital piercing spot
  10/15/17
...
Henna exciting mother principal's office
  10/15/17
If weddings were shorter and less ostentatious i would suck ...
Titillating Honey-headed Set
  10/15/17
The PREMISE is fraud White dress supposed to indicate vir...
Henna exciting mother principal's office
  10/15/17
...
Iridescent genital piercing spot
  10/15/17
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laughsome bat shit crazy institution ratface
  10/15/17
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orange scourge upon the earth
  10/15/17
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Iridescent genital piercing spot
  10/15/17
tbf this is a lose/lose for the couple. if people are com...
Mewling office
  10/15/17
...
stimulating blue church gunner
  10/15/17
How do you spend your free time bro? Do you have any friends...
lavender marvelous dysfunction temple
  10/15/17
With close friends and family. And a couple hobbies I have.
Titillating Honey-headed Set
  10/15/17
Is your family your wife and kids? If not then lol at spendi...
lavender marvelous dysfunction temple
  10/15/17
Lol at it
Titillating Honey-headed Set
  10/15/17
drink more
Motley Erotic Point Sandwich
  10/15/17
...
lavender marvelous dysfunction temple
  10/15/17
Putting poison in your body is not the answer pal
walnut partner love of her life
  10/15/17
...
Razzle-dazzle sapphire stain
  10/15/17
I agree. Used to enjoy weddings. Im fortunate to have a pret...
Multi-colored stock car main people
  10/15/17
It's like randomly being forced to go to a renfair every mon...
Iridescent genital piercing spot
  10/15/17
go on
Multi-colored stock car main people
  10/15/17
You have to dress in an odd costume, eat crappy food, and ma...
Iridescent genital piercing spot
  10/15/17
...
Mewling office
  10/15/17
kind of want to go to a renfair now.
Multi-colored stock car main people
  10/15/17
God damnit bloodacre.
Iridescent genital piercing spot
  10/15/17
why are you going to so many weddings
splenetic heaven
  10/15/17
I'm not. I decline invites.
Iridescent genital piercing spot
  10/15/17
that stupid fist pumping dance they teach the brides makes m...
Motley Erotic Point Sandwich
  10/15/17
This. The travel and expense are insufferable. The only joy ...
Deep sinister regret resort
  10/15/17
then dont go. nobody will be too offended if you dont go. no...
Mewling office
  10/15/17
Lol
Titillating Honey-headed Set
  10/15/17
he's right nobody cares about you bro
splenetic heaven
  10/15/17
Laughing because he has done nothing but wedding thread for ...
Titillating Honey-headed Set
  10/15/17
ljl you seem really low iq. im not spending a dime on this w...
Mewling office
  10/15/17
One shot kill
Titillating Honey-headed Set
  10/15/17
...
Mewling office
  10/15/17
i'm serious. and im not making fun of you. these 30's forcem...
Mewling office
  10/15/17
I don't usually go anymore.
Titillating Honey-headed Set
  10/15/17
Do you consider you and pddj to be a forcememe couple?
mind-boggling bull headed lodge dopamine
  10/15/17
nope, we're as organic as you get in 2017. she was 24 whe...
Mewling office
  10/15/17
How do you know for sure she's never used online dating?
mauve station telephone
  10/15/17
why would she admit to being a concubine for a married 50 y/...
Mewling office
  10/15/17
Is she going to wear a brown wedding dress?
gold address background story
  10/15/17
The worst is being asked to be best man. It's tempting to j...
Carmine charismatic abode elastic band
  10/15/17
MODS!!
Mewling office
  10/15/17
Autism and narcissism is an intoxicating cocktail, op
buck-toothed hot chapel keepsake machete
  10/15/17
The utility of weddings is 100% for women
mauve station telephone
  10/15/17
(Aspie detector starts shaking, smoking)
buck-toothed hot chapel keepsake machete
  10/15/17
(faggot who likes weddings)
mauve station telephone
  10/15/17
Yes I am clearly the narcissist here. I demand attention and...
Titillating Honey-headed Set
  10/15/17
Whole lotta “I” in the OP, OP
buck-toothed hot chapel keepsake machete
  10/15/17
O fuk /thread
Titillating Honey-headed Set
  10/15/17
Nah, weddingthreading is always funny. Just be self aware
buck-toothed hot chapel keepsake machete
  10/15/17
spot on
Histrionic drab feces messiness
  10/15/17
then dont go send card w/money and a nice note
Adventurous bawdyhouse old irish cottage
  10/15/17
This has already been posted several times and i said that I...
Titillating Honey-headed Set
  10/15/17
I've built some great vacations around other people's weddin...
buff pocket flask
  10/15/17
You know how to seek fun in unexpected places like third tie...
cracking coiffed halford lettuce
  10/16/17
just roll in after the ceremony for cocktail hour and leave ...
180 box office degenerate
  10/15/17
This. They won't care that you bounced early.
Low-t Turquoise Water Buffalo
  10/15/17
180
cracking coiffed halford lettuce
  10/16/17
and it's 2017. 65-70% chance you'll get invited to bride or ...
opaque pistol depressive
  10/15/17
refuse to attend a second wedding unless its a widower
Titillating Honey-headed Set
  10/15/17
yeah, it's ridiculous when even just one part of the couple ...
opaque pistol depressive
  10/15/17
*Never been to a wedding crew*
gold address background story
  10/15/17
*crew not smashing wedding strange*
contagious lay
  10/15/17
Destinations weddings are TTT but most weddings are joyous o...
Ivory Legal Warrant
  10/15/17
Part of the issue is not the weddings but how spread out we'...
light knife
  10/15/17
o fuk MODS
Yellow twinkling uncleanness
  10/15/17
(delete)
Yellow twinkling uncleanness
  10/15/17
This shit is so tired and out of touch.
Razzle Ungodly Cruise Ship Karate
  10/15/17
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Trip obsidian roommate whorehouse
  10/15/17
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Mewling office
  10/15/17
...
Titillating Honey-headed Set
  10/15/17
jfc just don't go. they won't miss you if you're not family ...
tan stage queen of the night
  10/15/17
i dont bitch. why you stupid shrews all say the same thing.
Titillating Honey-headed Set
  10/15/17
Try going with wife or serious GF. Shrews will flirt with yo...
charcoal rigor
  10/15/17
Aaah the old jealousy driven anal ploy
vivacious disrespectful piazza ladyboy
  10/15/17
ALL OF THIS. OP is cr
Talking Boyish Toaster Theater
  10/15/17
Truth. For introverts weddings are exhausting. Sometimes y...
flushed kitty cat place of business
  10/15/17
But enough about women
Submissive Aromatic Reading Party Doctorate
  10/15/17
It is so absurd and humiliating to see 2 30somethings marry....
dun death wish
  10/16/17
...
Carmine charismatic abode elastic band
  10/16/17


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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:14 AM
Author: Titillating Honey-headed Set

Yes it is because I am aspie and an introvert but a few observations:

-It takes the entire weekend if I have to travel. I don't have much free time and like to spend it doing things I enjoy.

-they are expensive for guests to attend with hotel

-the forced reunion of some people i haven't seen in years is not enjoyable anymore. It was once when I was younger but not anymore.

-the speeches are far too long and too many. They have gotten out of control.

-sometjmes I just don't want to dance because it looks ridiculous

-they last the whole day which is a long time for a social event. Longer if you include pre- and post- activities

-there is a lot of showIng off, by both bride/groom and guests

-the concept of a wedding party is ridiculous

I am genuinely happy for the bride and groom and don't mind sending them a reasonable gift. Just don't want to spend the weekend with their friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446838)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: Henna exciting mother principal's office

so whyd u go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446848)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Titillating Honey-headed Set

Felt like groom/bride would be offended if I didn't or something because we were closer friends once upon a time. Also just thought I was being unreasonable and too aspie in not wanting to go and I should suck it up and have a good time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446857)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Henna exciting mother principal's office

A good time at a wedding?

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&mc=4&forum_id=2#34446838

once upon a time kinda cinches it here...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446864)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Titillating Honey-headed Set

I guess so, I guess so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446876)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Iridescent genital piercing spot

Yes, fuck people and their unreasonable insistence that I interrupt my great works to pay homage to this outmoded convention. It is notable that the scope and scale of weddings, and the resulting burdens borne by friends, have only expanded as the institution of marriage has weakened. Why should I donate so many of the precious minutes of my life to help desperate thirtysomething airheads erect a puff-tent fantasy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446859)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: Henna exciting mother principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446867)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: Titillating Honey-headed Set

If weddings were shorter and less ostentatious i would suck it up when it comes to the other parts I don't like. But I can't just stop by the reception for 1.5 hours to say congratulations then leave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446870)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: Henna exciting mother principal's office

The PREMISE is fraud

White dress supposed to indicate virginity, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446891)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Iridescent genital piercing spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446899)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: laughsome bat shit crazy institution ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448654)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: orange scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448952)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:49 AM
Author: Iridescent genital piercing spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447341)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Mewling office

tbf this is a lose/lose for the couple.

if people are coming in from all over the county, they feel obligated to have a big event and other pre/poast-wedding events so their guests get their money's worth.

who is gonna fly in for a 1 hr reception?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447352)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: stimulating blue church gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448573)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: lavender marvelous dysfunction temple

How do you spend your free time bro? Do you have any friends you like? I’ve always found the reunions at weddings to be the most fun part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446897)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:29 AM
Author: Titillating Honey-headed Set

With close friends and family. And a couple hobbies I have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446908)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: lavender marvelous dysfunction temple

Is your family your wife and kids? If not then lol at spending all your free adult time with your boomer parents. And XO megapoasting doesn’t count as a hobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446933)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Titillating Honey-headed Set

Lol at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446948)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: Motley Erotic Point Sandwich

drink more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446932)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:34 AM
Author: lavender marvelous dysfunction temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446936)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:13 AM
Author: walnut partner love of her life

Putting poison in your body is not the answer pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447104)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sapphire stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448714)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: Multi-colored stock car main people

I agree. Used to enjoy weddings. Im fortunate to have a pretty tight group of HS friends so i dont really benefit from the reunion aspect.

Weddings are inconvenient, expensive and uncomfortable. I really dont feel like hanging out in a suit on the weekend. The structure of the party is formulaic and forced from the lame entrance dances for the wedding party to the unnecessary speeches.

Cocktail hour is literally the only part i genuinely enjoy. I can drink and stuff my face without being forced to watch some retarded ceremony.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447218)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:34 AM
Author: Iridescent genital piercing spot

It's like randomly being forced to go to a renfair every month or two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447229)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: Multi-colored stock car main people

go on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447259)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:41 AM
Author: Iridescent genital piercing spot

You have to dress in an odd costume, eat crappy food, and make merry with a bunch of people you don't know while badly aping outdated customs. Sure, the joust is fun and you get to drink, but is it worth all that cash and your weekend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447284)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: Mewling office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447355)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored stock car main people

kind of want to go to a renfair now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447386)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Iridescent genital piercing spot

God damnit bloodacre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448130)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: splenetic heaven

why are you going to so many weddings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447275)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 3:50 PM
Author: Iridescent genital piercing spot

I'm not. I decline invites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448649)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:35 AM
Author: Motley Erotic Point Sandwich

that stupid fist pumping dance they teach the brides makes me mad as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447239)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: Deep sinister regret resort

This. The travel and expense are insufferable. The only joy is the excuse to get out of my tree drunk and there's nothing my wife can do about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447246)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: Mewling office

then dont go. nobody will be too offended if you dont go. nobody's forcing you to go.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447240)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: Titillating Honey-headed Set

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447248)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: splenetic heaven

he's right nobody cares about you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447253)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:39 AM
Author: Titillating Honey-headed Set

Laughing because he has done nothing but wedding thread for half a year and the regrets are piling up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447263)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: Mewling office

ljl you seem really low iq. im not spending a dime on this wedding and my wife wants this shit and im poasting for the content creation.

you = wasted $2k for a flailing friendship from the 90s and are maf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447296)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: Titillating Honey-headed Set

One shot kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447313)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:48 AM
Author: Mewling office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447336)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: Mewling office

i'm serious. and im not making fun of you. these 30's forcememe couples arent gonna notice if one friend isnt there. no one person is so consequential to the wedding. as long as other lemmings go along with this shit, there's no reason for your presence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447258)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:39 AM
Author: Titillating Honey-headed Set

I don't usually go anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447270)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: mind-boggling bull headed lodge dopamine

Do you consider you and pddj to be a forcememe couple?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447278)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:45 AM
Author: Mewling office

nope, we're as organic as you get in 2017.

she was 24 when we met, first week in mfh, met irl, she's never used online dating

and she's definitely NOT marrying me bc i meet her criteria or i fit nicely into her pre-established life or these other shrew metrics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447310)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: mauve station telephone

How do you know for sure she's never used online dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447319)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:48 AM
Author: Mewling office

why would she admit to being a concubine for a married 50 y/o pakistani fob with kids but lie that she's never downloaded jswipe?

her MO is LTRs with turds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447332)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: gold address background story

Is she going to wear a brown wedding dress?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447471)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: Carmine charismatic abode elastic band

The worst is being asked to be best man. It's tempting to just end the friendship at that moment just so you don't have to go through that bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447256)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: Mewling office

MODS!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447316)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: buck-toothed hot chapel keepsake machete

Autism and narcissism is an intoxicating cocktail, op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447291)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: mauve station telephone

The utility of weddings is 100% for women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447297)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: buck-toothed hot chapel keepsake machete

(Aspie detector starts shaking, smoking)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447305)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:45 AM
Author: mauve station telephone

(faggot who likes weddings)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447307)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Titillating Honey-headed Set

Yes I am clearly the narcissist here. I demand attention and validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447303)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:45 AM
Author: buck-toothed hot chapel keepsake machete

Whole lotta “I” in the OP, OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447308)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Titillating Honey-headed Set

O fuk /thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447323)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:48 AM
Author: buck-toothed hot chapel keepsake machete

Nah, weddingthreading is always funny. Just be self aware

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447334)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Histrionic drab feces messiness

spot on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447302)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:48 AM
Author: Adventurous bawdyhouse old irish cottage

then dont go

send card w/money and a nice note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447335)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:50 AM
Author: Titillating Honey-headed Set

This has already been posted several times and i said that I typically don't go anymore.

Address the substance of the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447349)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: buff pocket flask

I've built some great vacations around other people's weddings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447390)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: cracking coiffed halford lettuce

You know how to seek fun in unexpected places like third tier cities.

Aspires like the pillow I'm clutching have a set routine it's torture to deviate from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34452886)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: 180 box office degenerate

just roll in after the ceremony for cocktail hour and leave after the main course is served, amateur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447397)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Low-t Turquoise Water Buffalo

This. They won't care that you bounced early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447438)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 3:00 AM
Author: cracking coiffed halford lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34452889)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: opaque pistol depressive

and it's 2017. 65-70% chance you'll get invited to bride or groom's 2nd wedding 4 years from now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447420)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Titillating Honey-headed Set

refuse to attend a second wedding unless its a widower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447439)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 1:03 PM
Author: opaque pistol depressive

yeah, it's ridiculous when even just one part of the couple has already been married and they have a large 2nd wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447718)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: gold address background story

*Never been to a wedding crew*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447478)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 1:12 PM
Author: contagious lay

*crew not smashing wedding strange*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447758)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 1:19 PM
Author: Ivory Legal Warrant

Destinations weddings are TTT but most weddings are joyous occasions and a good chance to catch up with friends and families you haven't seem a in a while. Lighten up you miserable aspies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447799)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 2:03 PM
Author: light knife

Part of the issue is not the weddings but how spread out we've gotten as we've become rootless cosmopolitans.

Yes, it's annoying for you to shell out $1,000 for travel to travel to your hometown, stay in a hotel, and waste your own weekend. But also remember that had you not gone to the big city to chase your dreams or some shit, you could've been one of the people who watched college football all day, went to the bar with friends before the ceremony, walked across the street to the church at 3 pm, gotten a free meal and free booze, hung out with your friends, and been home in your own bed by 11.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448024)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 2:05 PM
Author: Yellow twinkling uncleanness

o fuk MODS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448035)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 2:05 PM
Author: Yellow twinkling uncleanness

(delete)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448037)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 2:26 PM
Author: Razzle Ungodly Cruise Ship Karate

This shit is so tired and out of touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448138)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: Trip obsidian roommate whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448721)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Mewling office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448832)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Titillating Honey-headed Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34449194)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 3:32 PM
Author: tan stage queen of the night

jfc just don't go. they won't miss you if you're not family or bridal party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448554)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 5:03 PM
Author: Titillating Honey-headed Set

i dont bitch. why you stupid shrews all say the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34449201)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: charcoal rigor

Try going with wife or serious GF. Shrews will flirt with you big-time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448635)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 3:52 PM
Author: vivacious disrespectful piazza ladyboy

Aaah the old jealousy driven anal ploy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448664)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Talking Boyish Toaster Theater

ALL OF THIS. OP is cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34449270)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: flushed kitty cat place of business

Truth. For introverts weddings are exhausting. Sometimes you will meet an interesting person or have some fun, but it's a high hurdle to clear the time and money and awkwardness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34451881)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: Submissive Aromatic Reading Party Doctorate

But enough about women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34451889)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 3:14 AM
Author: dun death wish

It is so absurd and humiliating to see 2 30somethings marry. The elderly parents, the brides crows feet, the entire event making a mockery of all the wedding traditions. Just go get married at the county clerk office at that point. Its really pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34452919)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 3:15 AM
Author: Carmine charismatic abode elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34452922)