Option B: You must quit your current job and become the "owner" of a used bookstore in Lawrence, Kansas. I say owner in quotes because while you will be listed in all legal documents as the owner, and will make public appearances and social media posts as the owner, the bookstore is actually owned by a shady conglomerate of "alternative medicine" magnates. They will pay all operating expenses of the bookstore, pay you an annual stipend of $14,000, and allow you to keep all of the revenue the bookstore may generate on top of that $14k. They don't care what you do with the bookstore or what books you stock: as long as you stock certain books about alternative medicine (they'll send you a list of what those books are) and display them in an "alternative medicine" corner of the bookstore. The alternative medicines advocated in these books generally don't actually cause additional harm to the user, but they are completely inefficacious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767298&forum_id=2#34467797)

Option B: Any time you perform a full version of the Motown classic "I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie Honey Bunch)" by the Four Tops on the kazoo within earshot of at least 1,000 people, Halford comes back to XO and makes one new thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767298&forum_id=2#34467827)

Option B: For the next 35 years, you run the local school board with an iron fist. Anything that the school board has the legal authority to do, you can do by decree. However, after 35 years are up, somebody else will take over the school board and reverse all of the substantive things you ever did. You cannot avoid this fate. This also means that for the next 35 years, you are practically immortal. You will still age, and you still take damage if you are hit by a car or catch a disease or something, but at worst you will retain the bare minimum life and functionality sufficient to discharge your duties as the school board POTUS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767298&forum_id=2#34467918)

Option B: same thing as above, except you're leading a group of 20 doc review contract attorneys and they are in a competition with 20 staff attorneys from a V20 firm to see who can more accurately review an enormous batch of documents. If your attorneys win, they are each granted either a swift, meaningful death or a $100,000 9-5 non-law job (their choice). If your attorneys lose, they are shipped to Syria to serve as the slaves of some war lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767298&forum_id=2#34467989)

Option B. I’d make them lose on purpose and personally ship them off to Syria flying coach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767298&forum_id=2#34468002)

Option B: At most once a day, you can enter a Fogo de Chao and eat anything you want, for free. They can kick you out after 2 hours, but anything you eat or drink during that 2 hours you will not be charged for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767298&forum_id=2#34468019)

Option B: Every August, you will be sent a letter containing the full name of every male who is about to matriculate at Harvard College: and their future Norwood number (that is, their final Norwood number, the highest one they will reach). You may pick five students and revise their numbers in any way you wish (i.e., change a 1 to a 7 or vice versa) and this will change their future baldness fate. You very much ARE allowed to monetize this, by for example extorting students to pay up or go bald in the future or telling a future Norwood 5 that you can save his hair for a fee. The only catch is that if you take this hypo, you yourself become a Norwood 6. Permanently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767298&forum_id=2#34468073)

The movie thing would be fun though. Would take 5 minutes and everyone would wonder why the studios keep putting "boi" in the name of everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767298&forum_id=2#34468212)

If that's not the case, I could perhaps demonstrate my supernatural abilities through some contrivance involving the magical Norwood letter I am sent each August.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767298&forum_id=2#34476998)

Option B: You must write the names of 5 ancient civilizations down on pieces of paper, and then randomly pick one from a hat. Archaeologists will then make an amazing new discovery that significantly advances our knowledge of whatever civilization you picked out of the hat. Only the leaders of the G8 nations will be told that this happened because of you: each will receive a classified briefing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767298&forum_id=2#34468118)

Option B: You can effect a final settlement of the college prestige debate. That is, you can select one of Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford, MIT, or CalTech and that school will forever be considered the most prestigious by most people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767298&forum_id=2#34468155)

lay one on me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767298&forum_id=2#34467901)

Option B: You are given the names of four Major League Baseball teams. One of those 4 teams is guaranteed to win the World Series in 2024.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767298&forum_id=2#34473406)

Option B: all public transit buses in the USA are replaced with giant pigs who have been trained to walk down the street. The pigs squeal and oink and everything and birth giant piglets. Passengers ride in compartments on the tops and sides of the pigs. This creates lots of jobs in rural America to grow feed for the pig buses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767298&forum_id=2#34473483)

giant pig bus farms are the dominant industry of Iowa too, so you gotta love the BIG PIGS if you wanna be POTUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767298&forum_id=2#34476844)

How do Jews and Muslims handle the PIG RIGS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767298&forum_id=2#34476949)

The pigs were bred to truly absurd sizes during the French Second Empire and exported to America where they were bred to be even larger and entrepeneurs started using them as public transit.

The pig buses are seen as an odd American quirk by the rest of the world. Conservatives love them as a symbol of national pride. Liberals are split between those who view pigs as greener than Eurobuses, and those who envy the shiny buses and trains of other lands. Most Jews and Muslims accept that they can ride the pigbus without violating their religion, but the Ultra Orthodox and Islamic Fundamentalists do avoid them. There has been one shooting in which a self-proclaimed ISIS member in 2014 killed 2 and wounded 3 on a pigbus before being subdued.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767298&forum_id=2#34476991)

Option B: You inherit the Dallas Cowboys from Jerry Jones, who it turns out was a poaster and a big fan of a thread you made once. Your entire poasting history is made public during probate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767298&forum_id=2#34481514)