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Date: October 18th, 2017 4:07 PM Author: swollen misunderstood base Subject: The Pinoy Bride's Love Letter
Your blond locks when they flow, Beau,
More luscious than adobo--
My nipples stand and salute,
Body tastier than balut.
With you I can't go wrong,
Your jawline sharp as balisong,
I'd give fortunes, not just pittances--
To my Handsome, my remittances.
(ps sometimes i'll cheat and use iambs)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767875&forum_id=2#34472770) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 4:07 PM Author: swollen misunderstood base Subject: RSF's Polish Vacation
I saw her in the shower
At a dorm in Czestochowa.
My hand went in her pantsk
In a discotheque in Gdansk.
A cottage next to bydlo
Is where she made my seed blow,
Yes, my poor mama, I shocked her
Boning bitches in the szlachta.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767875&forum_id=2#34472773) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 4:10 PM Author: swollen misunderstood base Subject: The Daughters of Abraham
Helen Rosen, noxious farter
Had a luscious, hairy daughter.
Many times I'd play gonif
And steal a thrilling, pungent whiff.
Once I got into a hot mood,
Sniffed an odor dense as Talmud,
Only to get quite the shocker--
Twas her dad, an alte kacker.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767875&forum_id=2#34472803) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 4:19 PM Author: swollen misunderstood base Subject: A Game of Petanque
I had labored weeks and "mois"
On the fair putain's patois,
Like fine cheese, she had that stench
Most prized by horny, dirty French
Lips like wine, a fine Bordeaux,
Strong bordello-scent below--
13-0 each time, uncanny,
Each time I was kissing Fanny.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767875&forum_id=2#34472863) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 4:28 PM Author: swollen misunderstood base Subject: Swedish "Meatballs"
"Du gamla," and "du fria", fine
So long as they lay down supine.
I'd wield a mean IKEA wrench
To get a naked Swedish wench.
I'd painfully endure her drone
On human rights so we could bone,
But then her second-language class
Showed up with plans to fuck my ass.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767875&forum_id=2#34472940) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 4:43 PM Author: swollen misunderstood base Subject: A Hairy Houri
She's a classy alef-cup
Tits like eggs Sunni-side up,
Motor purring like an Audi
Was her hotty Saudi body.
Lighter than a fine fattoush
With a shaved Mahoundish bush,
Yet her bed her man won't trammel:
He prefers his racing-camel.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767875&forum_id=2#34473079) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 4:50 PM Author: swollen misunderstood base Subject: Ybor City Cigars
Meaty fuckbat, needin' lubin',
Wielded by Miami Cuban--
'Tis a gem as choice as agate
For the most discerning faggot.
Catch his sister while she's younger
Thence to slake your lustful hunger,
Starchy plantains make her sag,
Tits, ass -- and blow out her vag.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767875&forum_id=2#34473113) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 5:01 PM Author: swollen misunderstood base Subject: Seinfeld's Final Scene
A finger on the trigger
Of a gun held by a figure
Sable-skinned, of Senegal
Sippin' discount alcohol.
How'd I get here, you may axe.
Simply put, she tore my slacks
Eager for erotic sport--
She knew I'd pay my child support.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767875&forum_id=2#34473186) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 8:48 PM Author: swollen misunderstood base Subject: The Oil Bang
In his raw office was chirrin'
Quite the down-and-dirty virrain.
Houston hotties he'd a-rike,
Pwned them with his gorden spike.
In he'd youth he'd played no sports,
Science fairs and book reports
Were his life. But now, big birrin'
Herped him do rots of srant-drirrin'.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767875&forum_id=2#34474992) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 11:35 PM Author: swollen misunderstood base Subject: The Bar Slut, Begorrah
As a cook for shitty pay
Siobhan boiled praties every day.
Every night at pubs they'd watch,
The jackeens, for her firecrotch.
In low shebeens, and ever hotter,
Firecrotch with firewater,
She'd find some gowl who wasn't gawk
And bang him till he couldn't walk.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767875&forum_id=2#34476421) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 12:12 PM Author: swollen misunderstood base Subject: Overcoming my "Reservations"
Better price I never saw
Than a South Dakota squaw.
Costlier than one from Thailand,
Cheaper than Manhattan Island.
Rabbi Katz wrote my responsum:
"Fine, just don't spend heap big wampum."
With my conscience finally clear,
I turned Fleet Foot to Limping Deer.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767875&forum_id=2#34486921) |
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