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ITT you write a max 50 word bio about your bort persona
Poast new message in this thread
Date: October 19th, 2017 5:24 PM Author: Crimson Business Firm links to best work not included in 50 word max
considerations: writing style, famous grudges, schtick, role (lead, supporting, blank-bump mostly, content creator, etc.), relationship status (singlemo, marriedmo, ifnb-mo, etc.)
tyia
edit: you may also summon a trusted poaster to write your bio if that feels more comfortable |
Date: October 19th, 2017 5:25 PM Author: cracking base philosopher-king I really like it here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34481631) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 5:26 PM Author: Crimson Business Firm that's a start (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34481643) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 5:29 PM Author: startling public bath knife Balding, hunchbacked Jew, 33, 5th year junior associate, $90K of debt left, no prospects for marriage, enraged at the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34481668) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 5:30 PM Author: Crimson Business Firm hired, you just got yourself 10 more years on the bort
(also ty for your reply) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 5:33 PM Author: Crimson Business Firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34481695) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:50 PM Author: medicated lake legend clown I'm a counterpoaster. I thrive when responding to other people's threads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482268) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:52 PM Author: Duck-like contagious hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482276) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:53 PM Author: Crimson Business Firm ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482285) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:53 PM Author: motley office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482294) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:54 PM Author: Mind-boggling wild set This is a highly prestigious role. Some of the most 180 threads of all time feature a sick bump-set-spike dynamic where some hero drops an utter killshot in an already 180 thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482297) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:57 PM Author: slate bipolar associate the best is when the op tosses an alleyoop to himself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482327) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:58 PM Author: Mind-boggling wild set Very cr, the backboard-bounce --> dunk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482336) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:10 PM Author: Nubile aphrodisiac ladyboy you have one of the best monikers here, brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483177) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:27 PM Author: medicated lake legend clown cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483310) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:25 PM Author: cordovan adventurous blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483296) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:35 PM Author: bateful famous landscape painting hominid Poast Counterpoast, the novel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483359) |
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Date: January 17th, 2021 1:49 PM Author: shivering beady-eyed place of business same, am a generally weak content creator on my own but sometimes provide good replies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#41769926) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:52 PM Author: swashbuckling corn cake forum meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:53 PM Author: Crimson Business Firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482287) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:52 PM Author: slate bipolar associate gay thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482281) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:53 PM Author: Crimson Business Firm not when you want to cast educated votes during megapoaster madness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482290) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:54 PM Author: slate bipolar associate do yours then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482296) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:00 PM Author: Crimson Business Firm 30something white woman who mostly blank bumps, poasts in marriedmo/kidmo threads, used to take Qs and give ratings quarterly-ish, used to night crew poast, now only daypoasts when babby naps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482351) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 12:30 PM Author: diverse indian lodge lettuce omg hey (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34487055) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 11:28 PM Author: Crimson Business Firm hey back sup hi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34492090) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:56 PM Author: Insanely creepy blathering brunch worthless gf, now wife. babby prefers daddy. acquainted with pandas. laundry is better than many xo meetups. left work husband behind in NYC. still in a cube. my mother knows everything including that i'm garbage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482321) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:00 PM Author: Crimson Business Firm best poast in thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482356) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:08 PM Author: cheese-eating talented range why are you garbage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482410) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:08 PM Author: Insanely creepy blathering brunch i waste time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483155) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:08 PM Author: Maniacal point really tough guy Gave handsome a blowjob in college. But have only ever orgasmed with Asians. Also, in her prime, the most beautiful woman in New York. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488646) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:09 PM Author: Insanely creepy blathering brunch I didn't give a single blowjob in college, not that I remember anyways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488655) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:43 PM Author: house-broken spot describe your acquaintance with pandas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483431) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:03 PM Author: Insanely creepy blathering brunch i touched them in a chengdu zoo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488623) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:11 PM Author: Maniacal point really tough guy U touched cats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488672) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:59 PM Author: obsidian histrionic hell fuck libs 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482341) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:01 PM Author: Crimson Business Firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482366) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:00 PM Author: Mind-boggling wild set Rongtime B-lister. I specialize in xo fan fiction and mocking punching bags like nyuug and Julia. I am OP of the original FEAR Radio thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482357) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:01 PM Author: slate bipolar associate prvs mnkrs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482364) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:02 PM Author: Mind-boggling wild set attidood atticdood |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:04 PM Author: slate bipolar associate ur a living legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482396) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:01 PM Author: Crimson Business Firm 180
ty for that FEAR Radio thread |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:10 PM Author: Maniacal point really tough guy You're an all timer, you'd be more famous if you posted more often (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488669) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 10:34 PM Author: Stirring friendly grandma halford You're a historically notable poster and a top 5 for me. I have read the TMF short story like 20 times. It's so fucking well done, never gets old. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34491748) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:03 PM Author: gay hairraiser antidepressant drug Longtime poaster in a supporting role, I'm known for being very dumb, yet I create a lot of content for the greatboart. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482384) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:03 PM Author: Scarlet cerebral dragon Always on the winning side, against daunting odds (Trump, crypto, Bad Motherfucker).
Mortal enemy of shitlibs.
Attract many haters.
Create and inspire plenty of content. |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 12:24 PM Author: cracking base philosopher-king Hehe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34487001) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:11 PM Author: Arousing Light Church ITT: a bunch of nobodies without schticks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482427) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 1:11 AM Author: irradiated windowlicker 9/10 "schtick" posters are complete garbage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34492707) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:13 PM Author: orchid boistinker crackhouse I'm part of the original crypto-crew and am mainly only known for crypto spamming. People generally think I'm a shitty/lame poaster otherwise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483197) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:16 PM Author: Scarlet cerebral dragon Don't let your haters bring you down. You got me into crypto and are a fine poaster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483221) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:50 PM Author: orchid boistinker crackhouse Thanks bro you're a great poster too. My haters can't get me down. Most of them are megapoasters and therefore very likely sadsacks irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483473) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:18 PM Author: sienna resort I mostly just poast really gay shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483237) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:19 PM Author: geriatric affirmative action tanning salon Aspergers-having middle-aged Of Counsel who likes deals on the internet. Obsessive personality with occasional bouts of mania. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483245) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 2:59 PM Author: cheese-eating talented range 180
prz poast moar deals |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:22 PM Author: carnelian sanctuary wrinkle Former TOP POSTER who "retired" to avoid proto-Doobsians and later got wrecked by life, which is reflected in posts characterized by a depressive realist outlook. Spent years building a tits thread. Have been known to engage in bump art.
Tits: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2126840&mc=3346&forum_id=2
Bump art: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3662876&forum_id=2 and http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3221775&forum_id=2 |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:23 PM Author: Insanely creepy blathering brunch ty for your work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483274) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:22 PM Author: yellow nofapping hall A Hero of the Soviet Union, his dedication to flame and disinformation placed Donald Trump in office and brought about Soviet victory at Red Dawn. He died after being betrayed to Yankee partisans by Evan39. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483266) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:27 PM Author: umber swollen abode roommate Gorging on Outback and such 'til he dies An American Fatass to no one's surprise Quick with a quip Or a 180 pro tip And nothing like Julia and her lies |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:52 PM Author: medicated lake legend clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483484) |
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Date: January 17th, 2021 1:49 PM Author: shivering beady-eyed place of business disco fries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#41769923) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:31 PM Author: cordovan adventurous blood rage Stream of conscious blank bumps and screeds careening through biglaw anxiety, paternalistic family dogma and brain-scrambling benders. Narcissist and self-obsessed phases often. Unhinged in the morning, FUCK LIBS. Asian male here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483339) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 2:59 PM Author: dashing charcoal stead Whoa ur Asian? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488580) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:34 PM Author: cordovan adventurous blood rage Naw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34489375) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:46 PM Author: Provocative meetinghouse double fault I've been here over a decade. No benefit to being sudo. Trying to be a wrestling heel here by running shitlib schtick because I'm bored and don't have a crypto position. Still in biglaw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483444) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:49 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone tan piazza Fempoaster who poasts pictures and videos of her rabbits, pictures of attractive girls, and the occasional vocaroo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483468) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 11:36 PM Author: Crimson Business Firm <3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34492145) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:53 PM Author: electric federal hissy fit Self-deprecating yupster with shallow knowledge of a wide range of topics who effectively plays off other people's poasts by using autistic pattern recognition to tie them to existing bort memes with pithy one-liners. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483496) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 12:30 AM Author: Excitant maize chad MODS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34492469) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 2:58 PM Author: dashing charcoal stead Part flame threader, part retard schtick, part relationship threader, 100% hetero father of 4 seeking boyfriend(s) on a gay/racist forum formerly inhabited by lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488569) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:00 PM Author: cheese-eating talented range rong time poaster/lurker from the college board days, one of the first people to join xo, fan of wgwag and crypto. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488593) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:01 PM Author: deranged partner area Former bro clique superstar, now faded glory mentioned in the same breath as current powerhouses like CharlesXII and twins mostly out of the graciousness of the speaker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488601) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:03 PM Author: Mint station people who are hurt I mainly blank bump poasts and threads that entertain me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488616) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:05 PM Author: indigo senate foreskin I'm a chad btw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488628) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:06 PM Author: motley office peanut gallery, 3rd battalion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488632) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:10 PM Author: alcoholic parlor multi-billionaire Long-time fempoaster that loves xoxo for its kooky humor. Enjoys sex/music/movie discussions and focuses more on befriending people and improving boart morale than "content creation ". Also a known/verified Doobs alt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488670) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:11 PM Author: diverse indian lodge lettuce whoar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488674) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:13 PM Author: Concupiscible shrine Solo straight from law school. 11+ years in rural shitlaw. I love it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488689) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:13 PM Author: Hateful flesh new version If you responded to this thread seriously you are a dirty nigger who should be shot and deported to TLS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488696) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:18 PM Author: alcoholic parlor multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488742) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:16 PM Author: Maniacal point really tough guy Jaded longtime observer of xo zeitgeist, INFP WGWAG spammer, fanboy of CAC, twist, Rina, and other strong personalities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488727) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 10:55 PM Author: Stirring friendly grandma halford You and that Scandinavian grad student guy had some substantial scholarly discussions back when. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34491881) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:18 PM Author: exhilarant newt orchestra pit Short-form poaster, strongest in forcememes and song parodies. Chilled-out former MAF Trumpmo / internet tough guy. In recovery for compulsive self-bumping, "resume" threads, and assorted other tryhard behavior. Husband, father, heavy drinker. Mentally ill with ample paperwork to prove it. Always trying to quit this place forever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488734) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:14 PM Author: Saffron useless elastic band ticket booth diaper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34489193) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:19 PM Author: Lemon jet-lagged gas station worthless faggot who got really lucky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34489232) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:22 PM Author: Pungent Big Dopamine Bbw BAM!
Loyal Soldier of the ShitLib Army, making Reptiles mad through my very existence. |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 10:25 PM Author: rebellious cruise ship quotemo, giant cock, deadlift 375, Brandy Melville model gf, Princeton UG, HBS, 7-fig PE jerb, own MFH high rise condo, bottle service every night, drive Lambo, bowlcut asian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34491703) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 10:44 PM Author: Stirring friendly grandma halford Ineffective bully disguising 110 IQ with force memes and weird grammar, a stalwart whokebian, and since 2013 have mostly just sought fulano's approval. Prone to self-indulgent weed-addled ramblings, particularly when I cautiously analyze my instinctive shitlibbery. Much more financially successful than TMF and smarter than Julia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34491805) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 11:28 PM Author: Crimson Business Firm really good stuff here
ty for the poasts itt
will bump accordingly asap |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 11:37 PM Author: Erotic self-absorbed plaza ceo I hate my life and write fake articles for fun. Also gay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34492150) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 1:58 PM Author: tripping boltzmann box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34494938) |