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ITT you write a max 50 word bio about your bort persona
Poast new message in this thread
Date: October 19th, 2017 5:24 PM Author: Adventurous generalized bond links to best work not included in 50 word max
considerations: writing style, famous grudges, schtick, role (lead, supporting, blank-bump mostly, content creator, etc.), relationship status (singlemo, marriedmo, ifnb-mo, etc.)
tyia
edit: you may also summon a trusted poaster to write your bio if that feels more comfortable |
Date: October 19th, 2017 5:25 PM Author: judgmental school cafeteria I really like it here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34481631) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 5:26 PM Author: Adventurous generalized bond that's a start (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34481643) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 5:29 PM Author: Beta senate Balding, hunchbacked Jew, 33, 5th year junior associate, $90K of debt left, no prospects for marriage, enraged at the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34481668) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 5:30 PM Author: Adventurous generalized bond hired, you just got yourself 10 more years on the bort
(also ty for your reply) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 5:33 PM Author: Adventurous generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34481695) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:50 PM Author: vigorous puppy I'm a counterpoaster. I thrive when responding to other people's threads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482268) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:52 PM Author: Coral Queen Of The Night Friendly Grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482276) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:53 PM Author: Adventurous generalized bond ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482285) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:53 PM Author: ruddy well-lubricated site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482294) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:54 PM Author: vengeful jap This is a highly prestigious role. Some of the most 180 threads of all time feature a sick bump-set-spike dynamic where some hero drops an utter killshot in an already 180 thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482297) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:57 PM Author: Odious Blathering Fortuitous Meteor Location the best is when the op tosses an alleyoop to himself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482327) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:58 PM Author: vengeful jap Very cr, the backboard-bounce --> dunk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482336) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:10 PM Author: aromatic sooty resort tank you have one of the best monikers here, brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483177) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:27 PM Author: vigorous puppy cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483310) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:25 PM Author: Fluffy slimy meetinghouse selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483296) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:35 PM Author: Naked underhanded hall son of senegal Poast Counterpoast, the novel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483359) |
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Date: January 17th, 2021 1:49 PM Author: heady chapel pocket flask same, am a generally weak content creator on my own but sometimes provide good replies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#41769926) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:52 PM Author: Pearly haunting lettuce hunting ground meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:53 PM Author: Adventurous generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482287) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:52 PM Author: Odious Blathering Fortuitous Meteor Location gay thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482281) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:53 PM Author: Adventurous generalized bond not when you want to cast educated votes during megapoaster madness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482290) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:54 PM Author: Odious Blathering Fortuitous Meteor Location do yours then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482296) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:00 PM Author: Adventurous generalized bond 30something white woman who mostly blank bumps, poasts in marriedmo/kidmo threads, used to take Qs and give ratings quarterly-ish, used to night crew poast, now only daypoasts when babby naps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482351) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 12:30 PM Author: Appetizing submissive forum messiness omg hey (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34487055) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 11:28 PM Author: Adventurous generalized bond hey back sup hi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34492090) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:56 PM Author: learning disabled library worthless gf, now wife. babby prefers daddy. acquainted with pandas. laundry is better than many xo meetups. left work husband behind in NYC. still in a cube. my mother knows everything including that i'm garbage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482321) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:00 PM Author: Adventurous generalized bond best poast in thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482356) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:08 PM Author: Hilarious floppy background story toaster why are you garbage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482410) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:08 PM Author: learning disabled library i waste time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483155) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:08 PM Author: costumed kink-friendly depressive Gave handsome a blowjob in college. But have only ever orgasmed with Asians. Also, in her prime, the most beautiful woman in New York. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488646) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:09 PM Author: learning disabled library I didn't give a single blowjob in college, not that I remember anyways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488655) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:43 PM Author: concupiscible death wish stag film describe your acquaintance with pandas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483431) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:03 PM Author: learning disabled library i touched them in a chengdu zoo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488623) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:11 PM Author: costumed kink-friendly depressive U touched cats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488672) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:59 PM Author: curious lilac faggot firefighter fuck libs 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482341) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:01 PM Author: Adventurous generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482366) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:00 PM Author: vengeful jap Rongtime B-lister. I specialize in xo fan fiction and mocking punching bags like nyuug and Julia. I am OP of the original FEAR Radio thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482357) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:01 PM Author: Odious Blathering Fortuitous Meteor Location prvs mnkrs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482364) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:02 PM Author: vengeful jap attidood atticdood |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:04 PM Author: Odious Blathering Fortuitous Meteor Location ur a living legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482396) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:01 PM Author: Adventurous generalized bond 180
ty for that FEAR Radio thread |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:10 PM Author: costumed kink-friendly depressive You're an all timer, you'd be more famous if you posted more often (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488669) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 10:34 PM Author: histrionic walnut brunch You're a historically notable poster and a top 5 for me. I have read the TMF short story like 20 times. It's so fucking well done, never gets old. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34491748) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:03 PM Author: fighting sanctuary blood rage Longtime poaster in a supporting role, I'm known for being very dumb, yet I create a lot of content for the greatboart. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482384) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:03 PM Author: Dashing quadroon Always on the winning side, against daunting odds (Trump, crypto, Bad Motherfucker).
Mortal enemy of shitlibs.
Attract many haters.
Create and inspire plenty of content. |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 12:24 PM Author: judgmental school cafeteria Hehe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34487001) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:11 PM Author: comical piazza stock car ITT: a bunch of nobodies without schticks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482427) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 1:11 AM Author: Crimson insane house 9/10 "schtick" posters are complete garbage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34492707) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:13 PM Author: henna shrine I'm part of the original crypto-crew and am mainly only known for crypto spamming. People generally think I'm a shitty/lame poaster otherwise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483197) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:16 PM Author: Dashing quadroon Don't let your haters bring you down. You got me into crypto and are a fine poaster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483221) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:50 PM Author: henna shrine Thanks bro you're a great poster too. My haters can't get me down. Most of them are megapoasters and therefore very likely sadsacks irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483473) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:18 PM Author: swashbuckling mahogany idea he suggested faggotry I mostly just poast really gay shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483237) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:19 PM Author: Godawful voyeur Aspergers-having middle-aged Of Counsel who likes deals on the internet. Obsessive personality with occasional bouts of mania. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483245) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 2:59 PM Author: Hilarious floppy background story toaster 180
prz poast moar deals |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:22 PM Author: transparent dingle berry antidepressant drug Former TOP POSTER who "retired" to avoid proto-Doobsians and later got wrecked by life, which is reflected in posts characterized by a depressive realist outlook. Spent years building a tits thread. Have been known to engage in bump art.
Tits: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2126840&mc=3346&forum_id=2
Bump art: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3662876&forum_id=2 and http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3221775&forum_id=2 |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:23 PM Author: learning disabled library ty for your work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483274) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:22 PM Author: sienna contagious principal's office place of business A Hero of the Soviet Union, his dedication to flame and disinformation placed Donald Trump in office and brought about Soviet victory at Red Dawn. He died after being betrayed to Yankee partisans by Evan39. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483266) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:27 PM Author: Mind-boggling flirting wrinkle Gorging on Outback and such 'til he dies An American Fatass to no one's surprise Quick with a quip Or a 180 pro tip And nothing like Julia and her lies |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:52 PM Author: vigorous puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483484) |
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Date: January 17th, 2021 1:49 PM Author: heady chapel pocket flask disco fries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#41769923) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:31 PM Author: Fluffy slimy meetinghouse selfie Stream of conscious blank bumps and screeds careening through biglaw anxiety, paternalistic family dogma and brain-scrambling benders. Narcissist and self-obsessed phases often. Unhinged in the morning, FUCK LIBS. Asian male here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483339) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 2:59 PM Author: burgundy hairraiser sex offender abode Whoa ur Asian? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488580) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:34 PM Author: Fluffy slimy meetinghouse selfie Naw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34489375) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:46 PM Author: White pervert I've been here over a decade. No benefit to being sudo. Trying to be a wrestling heel here by running shitlib schtick because I'm bored and don't have a crypto position. Still in biglaw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483444) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:49 PM Author: charismatic menage bbw Fempoaster who poasts pictures and videos of her rabbits, pictures of attractive girls, and the occasional vocaroo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483468) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 11:36 PM Author: Adventurous generalized bond <3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34492145) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:53 PM Author: misunderstood kitchen Self-deprecating yupster with shallow knowledge of a wide range of topics who effectively plays off other people's poasts by using autistic pattern recognition to tie them to existing bort memes with pithy one-liners. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483496) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 12:30 AM Author: awkward halford MODS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34492469) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 2:58 PM Author: burgundy hairraiser sex offender abode Part flame threader, part retard schtick, part relationship threader, 100% hetero father of 4 seeking boyfriend(s) on a gay/racist forum formerly inhabited by lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488569) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:00 PM Author: Hilarious floppy background story toaster rong time poaster/lurker from the college board days, one of the first people to join xo, fan of wgwag and crypto. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488593) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:01 PM Author: Pungent Deranged New Version Former bro clique superstar, now faded glory mentioned in the same breath as current powerhouses like CharlesXII and twins mostly out of the graciousness of the speaker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488601) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:03 PM Author: hateful lascivious national ratface I mainly blank bump poasts and threads that entertain me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488616) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:05 PM Author: puce skinny woman space I'm a chad btw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488628) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:06 PM Author: ruddy well-lubricated site peanut gallery, 3rd battalion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488632) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:10 PM Author: soggy roast beef Long-time fempoaster that loves xoxo for its kooky humor. Enjoys sex/music/movie discussions and focuses more on befriending people and improving boart morale than "content creation ". Also a known/verified Doobs alt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488670) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:11 PM Author: Appetizing submissive forum messiness whoar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488674) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:13 PM Author: Bossy flickering step-uncle's house Solo straight from law school. 11+ years in rural shitlaw. I love it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488689) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:13 PM Author: aphrodisiac emerald indirect expression If you responded to this thread seriously you are a dirty nigger who should be shot and deported to TLS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488696) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:18 PM Author: soggy roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488742) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:16 PM Author: costumed kink-friendly depressive Jaded longtime observer of xo zeitgeist, INFP WGWAG spammer, fanboy of CAC, twist, Rina, and other strong personalities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488727) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 10:55 PM Author: histrionic walnut brunch You and that Scandinavian grad student guy had some substantial scholarly discussions back when. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34491881) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:18 PM Author: onyx tanning salon nibblets Short-form poaster, strongest in forcememes and song parodies. Chilled-out former MAF Trumpmo / internet tough guy. In recovery for compulsive self-bumping, "resume" threads, and assorted other tryhard behavior. Husband, father, heavy drinker. Mentally ill with ample paperwork to prove it. Always trying to quit this place forever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488734) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:14 PM Author: Citrine base cumskin diaper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34489193) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:19 PM Author: pearl provocative university dog poop worthless faggot who got really lucky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34489232) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:22 PM Author: balding incel BAM!
Loyal Soldier of the ShitLib Army, making Reptiles mad through my very existence. |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 10:25 PM Author: Ebony indecent marketing idea theatre quotemo, giant cock, deadlift 375, Brandy Melville model gf, Princeton UG, HBS, 7-fig PE jerb, own MFH high rise condo, bottle service every night, drive Lambo, bowlcut asian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34491703) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 10:44 PM Author: histrionic walnut brunch Ineffective bully disguising 110 IQ with force memes and weird grammar, a stalwart whokebian, and since 2013 have mostly just sought fulano's approval. Prone to self-indulgent weed-addled ramblings, particularly when I cautiously analyze my instinctive shitlibbery. Much more financially successful than TMF and smarter than Julia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34491805) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 11:28 PM Author: Adventurous generalized bond really good stuff here
ty for the poasts itt
will bump accordingly asap |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 11:37 PM Author: Sickened ticket booth I hate my life and write fake articles for fun. Also gay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34492150) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 1:58 PM Author: fuchsia point partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34494938) |