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ITT you write a max 50 word bio about your bort persona
Poast new message in this thread
Date: October 19th, 2017 5:24 PM Author: Vermilion piazza links to best work not included in 50 word max
considerations: writing style, famous grudges, schtick, role (lead, supporting, blank-bump mostly, content creator, etc.), relationship status (singlemo, marriedmo, ifnb-mo, etc.)
tyia
edit: you may also summon a trusted poaster to write your bio if that feels more comfortable |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 5:26 PM Author: Vermilion piazza that's a start (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34481643) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 5:29 PM Author: coral wonderful stead degenerate Balding, hunchbacked Jew, 33, 5th year junior associate, $90K of debt left, no prospects for marriage, enraged at the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34481668) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 5:30 PM Author: Vermilion piazza hired, you just got yourself 10 more years on the bort
(also ty for your reply) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 5:33 PM Author: Vermilion piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34481695) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:35 PM Author: Jet-lagged Useless Brakes Step-uncle's House Poast Counterpoast, the novel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483359) |
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Date: January 17th, 2021 1:49 PM Author: vibrant marketing idea party of the first part same, am a generally weak content creator on my own but sometimes provide good replies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#41769926) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:00 PM Author: Vermilion piazza 30something white woman who mostly blank bumps, poasts in marriedmo/kidmo threads, used to take Qs and give ratings quarterly-ish, used to night crew poast, now only daypoasts when babby naps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482351) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:56 PM Author: Charismatic Bistre Antidepressant Drug worthless gf, now wife. babby prefers daddy. acquainted with pandas. laundry is better than many xo meetups. left work husband behind in NYC. still in a cube. my mother knows everything including that i'm garbage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482321) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:08 PM Author: Pearl foreskin chapel Gave handsome a blowjob in college. But have only ever orgasmed with Asians. Also, in her prime, the most beautiful woman in New York. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488646) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:09 PM Author: Charismatic Bistre Antidepressant Drug I didn't give a single blowjob in college, not that I remember anyways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488655) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:43 PM Author: sick base hairy legs describe your acquaintance with pandas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483431) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:01 PM Author: Vermilion piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482366) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:00 PM Author: provocative theater striped hyena Rongtime B-lister. I specialize in xo fan fiction and mocking punching bags like nyuug and Julia. I am OP of the original FEAR Radio thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482357) |
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ty for that FEAR Radio thread |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:10 PM Author: Pearl foreskin chapel You're an all timer, you'd be more famous if you posted more often (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488669) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 10:34 PM Author: Lime razzle quadroon You're a historically notable poster and a top 5 for me. I have read the TMF short story like 20 times. It's so fucking well done, never gets old. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34491748) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:03 PM Author: disgusting range telephone Longtime poaster in a supporting role, I'm known for being very dumb, yet I create a lot of content for the greatboart. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482384) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:03 PM Author: razzmatazz halford faggot firefighter Always on the winning side, against daunting odds (Trump, crypto, Bad Motherfucker).
Mortal enemy of shitlibs.
Attract many haters.
Create and inspire plenty of content. |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 12:24 PM Author: godawful drab pervert Hehe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34487001) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:11 PM Author: Excitant Nibblets ITT: a bunch of nobodies without schticks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482427) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 1:11 AM Author: abnormal mildly autistic toaster station 9/10 "schtick" posters are complete garbage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34492707) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:13 PM Author: Marvelous Pisswyrm I'm part of the original crypto-crew and am mainly only known for crypto spamming. People generally think I'm a shitty/lame poaster otherwise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483197) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:16 PM Author: razzmatazz halford faggot firefighter Don't let your haters bring you down. You got me into crypto and are a fine poaster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483221) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:50 PM Author: Marvelous Pisswyrm Thanks bro you're a great poster too. My haters can't get me down. Most of them are megapoasters and therefore very likely sadsacks irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483473) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:18 PM Author: khaki theater stage I mostly just poast really gay shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483237) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:19 PM Author: Mind-boggling principal's office regret Aspergers-having middle-aged Of Counsel who likes deals on the internet. Obsessive personality with occasional bouts of mania. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483245) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:22 PM Author: exhilarant senate Former TOP POSTER who "retired" to avoid proto-Doobsians and later got wrecked by life, which is reflected in posts characterized by a depressive realist outlook. Spent years building a tits thread. Have been known to engage in bump art.
Tits: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2126840&mc=3346&forum_id=2
Bump art: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3662876&forum_id=2 and http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3221775&forum_id=2 |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:23 PM Author: Charismatic Bistre Antidepressant Drug ty for your work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483274) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:22 PM Author: gaped philosopher-king stain A Hero of the Soviet Union, his dedication to flame and disinformation placed Donald Trump in office and brought about Soviet victory at Red Dawn. He died after being betrayed to Yankee partisans by Evan39. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483266) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:27 PM Author: chocolate kitchen Gorging on Outback and such 'til he dies An American Fatass to no one's surprise Quick with a quip Or a 180 pro tip And nothing like Julia and her lies |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:52 PM Author: titillating rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483484) |
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Date: January 17th, 2021 1:49 PM Author: vibrant marketing idea party of the first part disco fries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#41769923) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:31 PM Author: grizzly reading party crotch Stream of conscious blank bumps and screeds careening through biglaw anxiety, paternalistic family dogma and brain-scrambling benders. Narcissist and self-obsessed phases often. Unhinged in the morning, FUCK LIBS. Asian male here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483339) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 2:59 PM Author: Aromatic demanding ladyboy sanctuary Whoa ur Asian? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488580) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:34 PM Author: grizzly reading party crotch Naw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34489375) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:46 PM Author: indecent medicated theatre I've been here over a decade. No benefit to being sudo. Trying to be a wrestling heel here by running shitlib schtick because I'm bored and don't have a crypto position. Still in biglaw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483444) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:49 PM Author: Crystalline giraffe Fempoaster who poasts pictures and videos of her rabbits, pictures of attractive girls, and the occasional vocaroo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483468) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 11:36 PM Author: Vermilion piazza <3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34492145) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:53 PM Author: Thriller Anal Round Eye Gaming Laptop Self-deprecating yupster with shallow knowledge of a wide range of topics who effectively plays off other people's poasts by using autistic pattern recognition to tie them to existing bort memes with pithy one-liners. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483496) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 12:30 AM Author: Laughsome cuckoldry property MODS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34492469) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 2:58 PM Author: Aromatic demanding ladyboy sanctuary Part flame threader, part retard schtick, part relationship threader, 100% hetero father of 4 seeking boyfriend(s) on a gay/racist forum formerly inhabited by lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488569) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:00 PM Author: appetizing genital piercing rong time poaster/lurker from the college board days, one of the first people to join xo, fan of wgwag and crypto. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488593) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:01 PM Author: insane bearded locus multi-billionaire Former bro clique superstar, now faded glory mentioned in the same breath as current powerhouses like CharlesXII and twins mostly out of the graciousness of the speaker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488601) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:03 PM Author: Violent mental disorder mexican I mainly blank bump poasts and threads that entertain me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488616) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:05 PM Author: Slippery confused clown I'm a chad btw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488628) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:06 PM Author: Fragrant lemon market peanut gallery, 3rd battalion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488632) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:10 PM Author: chestnut box office Long-time fempoaster that loves xoxo for its kooky humor. Enjoys sex/music/movie discussions and focuses more on befriending people and improving boart morale than "content creation ". Also a known/verified Doobs alt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488670) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:11 PM Author: Gold scourge upon the earth orchestra pit whoar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488674) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:13 PM Author: Stirring cerise corner therapy Solo straight from law school. 11+ years in rural shitlaw. I love it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488689) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:13 PM Author: bull headed irradiated jewess gas station If you responded to this thread seriously you are a dirty nigger who should be shot and deported to TLS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488696) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:18 PM Author: chestnut box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488742) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:16 PM Author: Pearl foreskin chapel Jaded longtime observer of xo zeitgeist, INFP WGWAG spammer, fanboy of CAC, twist, Rina, and other strong personalities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488727) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 10:55 PM Author: Lime razzle quadroon You and that Scandinavian grad student guy had some substantial scholarly discussions back when. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34491881) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:18 PM Author: bonkers resort gunner Short-form poaster, strongest in forcememes and song parodies. Chilled-out former MAF Trumpmo / internet tough guy. In recovery for compulsive self-bumping, "resume" threads, and assorted other tryhard behavior. Husband, father, heavy drinker. Mentally ill with ample paperwork to prove it. Always trying to quit this place forever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488734) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:14 PM Author: Translucent flirting school hunting ground diaper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34489193) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:19 PM Author: cracking roommate roast beef worthless faggot who got really lucky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34489232) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:22 PM Author: hairraiser cowardly national security agency BAM!
Loyal Soldier of the ShitLib Army, making Reptiles mad through my very existence. |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 10:25 PM Author: Salmon contagious legend coldplay fan quotemo, giant cock, deadlift 375, Brandy Melville model gf, Princeton UG, HBS, 7-fig PE jerb, own MFH high rise condo, bottle service every night, drive Lambo, bowlcut asian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34491703) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 10:44 PM Author: Lime razzle quadroon Ineffective bully disguising 110 IQ with force memes and weird grammar, a stalwart whokebian, and since 2013 have mostly just sought fulano's approval. Prone to self-indulgent weed-addled ramblings, particularly when I cautiously analyze my instinctive shitlibbery. Much more financially successful than TMF and smarter than Julia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34491805) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 11:28 PM Author: Vermilion piazza really good stuff here
ty for the poasts itt
will bump accordingly asap |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 11:37 PM Author: bespoke bearded queen of the night parlour I hate my life and write fake articles for fun. Also gay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34492150) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 1:58 PM Author: out-of-control garrison son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34494938) |