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ITT you write a max 50 word bio about your bort persona
Poast new message in this thread
Date: October 19th, 2017 5:24 PM Author: ivory area patrolman links to best work not included in 50 word max
considerations: writing style, famous grudges, schtick, role (lead, supporting, blank-bump mostly, content creator, etc.), relationship status (singlemo, marriedmo, ifnb-mo, etc.)
tyia
edit: you may also summon a trusted poaster to write your bio if that feels more comfortable |
Date: October 19th, 2017 5:25 PM Author: aphrodisiac halford church I really like it here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34481631) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 5:26 PM Author: ivory area patrolman that's a start (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34481643) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 5:29 PM Author: fear-inspiring potus filthpig Balding, hunchbacked Jew, 33, 5th year junior associate, $90K of debt left, no prospects for marriage, enraged at the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34481668) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 5:30 PM Author: ivory area patrolman hired, you just got yourself 10 more years on the bort
(also ty for your reply) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 5:33 PM Author: ivory area patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34481695) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:50 PM Author: cracking step-uncle's house factory reset button I'm a counterpoaster. I thrive when responding to other people's threads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482268) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:52 PM Author: At-the-ready theater stage haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482276) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:53 PM Author: ivory area patrolman ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482285) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:53 PM Author: talented orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482294) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:54 PM Author: Khaki becky school This is a highly prestigious role. Some of the most 180 threads of all time feature a sick bump-set-spike dynamic where some hero drops an utter killshot in an already 180 thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482297) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:57 PM Author: Mind-boggling public bath the best is when the op tosses an alleyoop to himself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482327) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:58 PM Author: Khaki becky school Very cr, the backboard-bounce --> dunk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482336) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:10 PM Author: jade dilemma you have one of the best monikers here, brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483177) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:27 PM Author: cracking step-uncle's house factory reset button cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483310) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:25 PM Author: Brass pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483296) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:35 PM Author: misunderstood sienna organic girlfriend office Poast Counterpoast, the novel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483359) |
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Date: January 17th, 2021 1:49 PM Author: swashbuckling hairy legs codepig same, am a generally weak content creator on my own but sometimes provide good replies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#41769926) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:52 PM Author: Nudist mewling philosopher-king native meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone meat bone |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:53 PM Author: ivory area patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482287) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:52 PM Author: Mind-boggling public bath gay thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482281) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:53 PM Author: ivory area patrolman not when you want to cast educated votes during megapoaster madness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482290) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:54 PM Author: Mind-boggling public bath do yours then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482296) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:00 PM Author: ivory area patrolman 30something white woman who mostly blank bumps, poasts in marriedmo/kidmo threads, used to take Qs and give ratings quarterly-ish, used to night crew poast, now only daypoasts when babby naps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482351) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 12:30 PM Author: henna abode azn omg hey (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34487055) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 11:28 PM Author: ivory area patrolman hey back sup hi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34492090) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:56 PM Author: Startled odious national security agency worthless gf, now wife. babby prefers daddy. acquainted with pandas. laundry is better than many xo meetups. left work husband behind in NYC. still in a cube. my mother knows everything including that i'm garbage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482321) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:00 PM Author: ivory area patrolman best poast in thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482356) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:08 PM Author: navy cuck headpube why are you garbage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482410) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:08 PM Author: Startled odious national security agency i waste time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483155) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:08 PM Author: flatulent topaz cuckoldry Gave handsome a blowjob in college. But have only ever orgasmed with Asians. Also, in her prime, the most beautiful woman in New York. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488646) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:09 PM Author: Startled odious national security agency I didn't give a single blowjob in college, not that I remember anyways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488655) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:43 PM Author: House-broken razzle mad-dog skullcap address describe your acquaintance with pandas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483431) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:03 PM Author: Startled odious national security agency i touched them in a chengdu zoo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488623) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:11 PM Author: flatulent topaz cuckoldry U touched cats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488672) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 6:59 PM Author: splenetic floppy masturbator degenerate fuck libs 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482341) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:01 PM Author: ivory area patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482366) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:00 PM Author: Khaki becky school Rongtime B-lister. I specialize in xo fan fiction and mocking punching bags like nyuug and Julia. I am OP of the original FEAR Radio thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482357) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:01 PM Author: Mind-boggling public bath prvs mnkrs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482364) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:02 PM Author: Khaki becky school attidood atticdood |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:04 PM Author: Mind-boggling public bath ur a living legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482396) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:01 PM Author: ivory area patrolman 180
ty for that FEAR Radio thread |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:10 PM Author: flatulent topaz cuckoldry You're an all timer, you'd be more famous if you posted more often (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488669) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 10:34 PM Author: Beta Maniacal Death Wish You're a historically notable poster and a top 5 for me. I have read the TMF short story like 20 times. It's so fucking well done, never gets old. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34491748) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:03 PM Author: Blathering Flirting Depressive Longtime poaster in a supporting role, I'm known for being very dumb, yet I create a lot of content for the greatboart. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482384) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:03 PM Author: cerebral tan boltzmann point Always on the winning side, against daunting odds (Trump, crypto, Bad Motherfucker).
Mortal enemy of shitlibs.
Attract many haters.
Create and inspire plenty of content. |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 12:24 PM Author: aphrodisiac halford church Hehe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34487001) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 7:11 PM Author: Sadistic mexican ape ITT: a bunch of nobodies without schticks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34482427) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 1:11 AM Author: Exciting fantasy-prone meetinghouse 9/10 "schtick" posters are complete garbage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34492707) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:13 PM Author: charismatic fanboi kitchen I'm part of the original crypto-crew and am mainly only known for crypto spamming. People generally think I'm a shitty/lame poaster otherwise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483197) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:16 PM Author: cerebral tan boltzmann point Don't let your haters bring you down. You got me into crypto and are a fine poaster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483221) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:50 PM Author: charismatic fanboi kitchen Thanks bro you're a great poster too. My haters can't get me down. Most of them are megapoasters and therefore very likely sadsacks irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483473) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:18 PM Author: Turquoise messiness internal respiration I mostly just poast really gay shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483237) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:19 PM Author: vermilion wonderful coldplay fan Aspergers-having middle-aged Of Counsel who likes deals on the internet. Obsessive personality with occasional bouts of mania. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483245) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 2:59 PM Author: navy cuck headpube 180
prz poast moar deals |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:22 PM Author: mint aromatic people who are hurt genital piercing Former TOP POSTER who "retired" to avoid proto-Doobsians and later got wrecked by life, which is reflected in posts characterized by a depressive realist outlook. Spent years building a tits thread. Have been known to engage in bump art.
Tits: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2126840&mc=3346&forum_id=2
Bump art: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3662876&forum_id=2 and http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3221775&forum_id=2 |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:23 PM Author: Startled odious national security agency ty for your work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483274) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:22 PM Author: burgundy university water buffalo A Hero of the Soviet Union, his dedication to flame and disinformation placed Donald Trump in office and brought about Soviet victory at Red Dawn. He died after being betrayed to Yankee partisans by Evan39. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483266) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:27 PM Author: Impertinent gunner boiling water Gorging on Outback and such 'til he dies An American Fatass to no one's surprise Quick with a quip Or a 180 pro tip And nothing like Julia and her lies |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:52 PM Author: cracking step-uncle's house factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483484) |
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Date: January 17th, 2021 1:49 PM Author: swashbuckling hairy legs codepig disco fries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#41769923) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:31 PM Author: Brass pistol Stream of conscious blank bumps and screeds careening through biglaw anxiety, paternalistic family dogma and brain-scrambling benders. Narcissist and self-obsessed phases often. Unhinged in the morning, FUCK LIBS. Asian male here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483339) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 2:59 PM Author: Motley sex offender telephone Whoa ur Asian? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488580) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:34 PM Author: Brass pistol Naw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34489375) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:46 PM Author: supple lay I've been here over a decade. No benefit to being sudo. Trying to be a wrestling heel here by running shitlib schtick because I'm bored and don't have a crypto position. Still in biglaw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483444) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:49 PM Author: erotic walnut sneaky criminal Fempoaster who poasts pictures and videos of her rabbits, pictures of attractive girls, and the occasional vocaroo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483468) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 11:36 PM Author: ivory area patrolman <3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34492145) |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:53 PM Author: Dark church building sound barrier Self-deprecating yupster with shallow knowledge of a wide range of topics who effectively plays off other people's poasts by using autistic pattern recognition to tie them to existing bort memes with pithy one-liners. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34483496) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 12:30 AM Author: soul-stirring cuckold MODS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34492469) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 2:58 PM Author: Motley sex offender telephone Part flame threader, part retard schtick, part relationship threader, 100% hetero father of 4 seeking boyfriend(s) on a gay/racist forum formerly inhabited by lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488569) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:00 PM Author: navy cuck headpube rong time poaster/lurker from the college board days, one of the first people to join xo, fan of wgwag and crypto. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488593) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:01 PM Author: multi-colored pearl nursing home Former bro clique superstar, now faded glory mentioned in the same breath as current powerhouses like CharlesXII and twins mostly out of the graciousness of the speaker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488601) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:03 PM Author: lemon contagious state crotch I mainly blank bump poasts and threads that entertain me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488616) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:05 PM Author: Razzmatazz theatre skinny woman I'm a chad btw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488628) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:06 PM Author: talented orchestra pit peanut gallery, 3rd battalion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488632) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:10 PM Author: harsh alpha Long-time fempoaster that loves xoxo for its kooky humor. Enjoys sex/music/movie discussions and focuses more on befriending people and improving boart morale than "content creation ". Also a known/verified Doobs alt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488670) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:11 PM Author: henna abode azn whoar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488674) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:13 PM Author: confused slippery stag film Solo straight from law school. 11+ years in rural shitlaw. I love it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488689) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:13 PM Author: buff sickened property If you responded to this thread seriously you are a dirty nigger who should be shot and deported to TLS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488696) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:18 PM Author: harsh alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488742) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:16 PM Author: flatulent topaz cuckoldry Jaded longtime observer of xo zeitgeist, INFP WGWAG spammer, fanboy of CAC, twist, Rina, and other strong personalities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488727) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 10:55 PM Author: Beta Maniacal Death Wish You and that Scandinavian grad student guy had some substantial scholarly discussions back when. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34491881) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 3:18 PM Author: Adventurous Drunken Prole Business Firm Short-form poaster, strongest in forcememes and song parodies. Chilled-out former MAF Trumpmo / internet tough guy. In recovery for compulsive self-bumping, "resume" threads, and assorted other tryhard behavior. Husband, father, heavy drinker. Mentally ill with ample paperwork to prove it. Always trying to quit this place forever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34488734) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:14 PM Author: hairraiser misanthropic stage diaper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34489193) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:19 PM Author: diverse gas station liquid oxygen worthless faggot who got really lucky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34489232) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:22 PM Author: rough-skinned hyperactive library electric furnace BAM!
Loyal Soldier of the ShitLib Army, making Reptiles mad through my very existence. |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 10:25 PM Author: brilliant space coffee pot quotemo, giant cock, deadlift 375, Brandy Melville model gf, Princeton UG, HBS, 7-fig PE jerb, own MFH high rise condo, bottle service every night, drive Lambo, bowlcut asian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34491703) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 10:44 PM Author: Beta Maniacal Death Wish Ineffective bully disguising 110 IQ with force memes and weird grammar, a stalwart whokebian, and since 2013 have mostly just sought fulano's approval. Prone to self-indulgent weed-addled ramblings, particularly when I cautiously analyze my instinctive shitlibbery. Much more financially successful than TMF and smarter than Julia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34491805) |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 11:28 PM Author: ivory area patrolman really good stuff here
ty for the poasts itt
will bump accordingly asap |
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Date: October 20th, 2017 11:37 PM Author: duck-like brunch I hate my life and write fake articles for fun. Also gay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34492150) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 1:58 PM Author: Bateful stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768929&forum_id=2#34494938) |