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Can I get Bar Mitzvahed if I didn't when younger?

and is it required?
canary immigrant
  10/19/17
no, but you can get bat mitzvah'd - just give it a snip
Confused fragrant location hairy legs
  10/19/17
technically you're "bar mitzvah" (son of mitzvah, ...
ultramarine cuck round eye
  10/19/17
OP is 18% jewish, lol
Exciting stage messiness
  10/19/17
definitely more; I can value interest rate swaps and can exp...
canary immigrant
  10/19/17
did some jew explain this to you or did you just "get i...
Violent Drunken Fat Ankles Selfie
  10/20/17
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Arousing dopamine locale
  10/22/17
You're already a Bar Mitzvah. The service is just a ceremoni...
walnut at-the-ready space wrinkle
  10/19/17
question 2: am I Jewish even though I was never circumcised?
canary immigrant
  10/19/17
is your mom's mom even jewish? you're jewish even w/o a c...
ultramarine cuck round eye
  10/19/17
does it matter? my 23andme told me I was total guess wou...
canary immigrant
  10/19/17
definitely does. judaism is matrilineal
ultramarine cuck round eye
  10/19/17
what if I can't verify for sure?
canary immigrant
  10/19/17
Kill yourself
vengeful gas station old irish cottage
  10/19/17
(anti-Semite)
canary immigrant
  10/19/17
youd need documentaation like ketubahs or death certs
ultramarine cuck round eye
  10/19/17
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Arousing dopamine locale
  10/22/17
actually it no longer is.
walnut at-the-ready space wrinkle
  10/19/17
(dyke of the wall)
ultramarine cuck round eye
  10/19/17
The reform synagogue in my town is very progressive.
walnut at-the-ready space wrinkle
  10/19/17
i wouldnt expect anything less
ultramarine cuck round eye
  10/19/17
you gotta recharge the mitzvah.
Grizzly costumed pozpig
  10/19/17
180 BAR MISFIT!
ultramarine cuck round eye
  10/19/17
(doobs)
walnut at-the-ready space wrinkle
  10/19/17
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Grizzly costumed pozpig
  10/19/17
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internet-worthy gunner karate
  10/24/17
OP misunderstood, you do the bar mitzvah every 13 years.
Overrated jet-lagged abode son of senegal
  02/09/18
(((poasters)))
Pungent Carnelian Institution Goyim
  10/19/17
No, but you can get barred mitzvah
Bronze sick doctorate
  10/19/17
for the right price *rubs hands together*
Disgusting School Legend
  10/20/17
lol
vengeful gas station old irish cottage
  10/22/17
(jigger)
up-to-no-good indian lodge ratface
  10/22/17
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  10/23/17
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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:05 PM
Author: canary immigrant

and is it required?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483135)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:05 PM
Author: Confused fragrant location hairy legs

no, but you can get bat mitzvah'd - just give it a snip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483137)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:20 PM
Author: ultramarine cuck round eye

technically you're "bar mitzvah" (son of mitzvah, meaning youre obligated to do mitzvahs and keep the torah) when you're 13 whether you have what we know as a BM or not.

you could have a symbolic BM at any age, but you can still be counted in a minyan even if you never had a BM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483251)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Exciting stage messiness

OP is 18% jewish, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483287)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:27 PM
Author: canary immigrant

definitely more; I can value interest rate swaps and can explain all the steps of a credit default swap and list the advantages of a total return swap over owning a security

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483315)



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Date: October 20th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Violent Drunken Fat Ankles Selfie

did some jew explain this to you or did you just "get it" with a little info

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34489882)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: Arousing dopamine locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34505637)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: walnut at-the-ready space wrinkle

You're already a Bar Mitzvah. The service is just a ceremonial rite of passage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483261)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:28 PM
Author: canary immigrant

question 2: am I Jewish even though I was never circumcised?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483318)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: ultramarine cuck round eye

is your mom's mom even jewish?

you're jewish even w/o a circumcision but you might not be eligible for a minyan if someoe knew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483343)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: canary immigrant

does it matter? my 23andme told me I was

total guess would be mother's side; father's side is French and mother is Austrian and Scandinavian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483355)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: ultramarine cuck round eye

definitely does. judaism is matrilineal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483363)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:41 PM
Author: canary immigrant

what if I can't verify for sure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483408)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: vengeful gas station old irish cottage

Kill yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483415)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: canary immigrant

(anti-Semite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483422)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: ultramarine cuck round eye

youd need documentaation like ketubahs or death certs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483548)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: Arousing dopamine locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34505648)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: walnut at-the-ready space wrinkle

actually it no longer is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483475)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: ultramarine cuck round eye

(dyke of the wall)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483551)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: walnut at-the-ready space wrinkle

The reform synagogue in my town is very progressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483558)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 10:03 PM
Author: ultramarine cuck round eye

i wouldnt expect anything less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483566)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:30 PM
Author: Grizzly costumed pozpig

you gotta recharge the mitzvah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483328)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: ultramarine cuck round eye

180

BAR MISFIT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483346)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: walnut at-the-ready space wrinkle

(doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483478)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Grizzly costumed pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483559)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: internet-worthy gunner karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34516277)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Overrated jet-lagged abode son of senegal

OP misunderstood, you do the bar mitzvah every 13 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#35366760)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Pungent Carnelian Institution Goyim

(((poasters)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483487)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 10:34 PM
Author: Bronze sick doctorate

No, but you can get barred mitzvah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34483786)



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Date: October 20th, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: Disgusting School Legend

for the right price *rubs hands together*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34485657)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:35 PM
Author: vengeful gas station old irish cottage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34505623)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:35 PM
Author: up-to-no-good indian lodge ratface

(jigger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34505626)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: vengeful gas station old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34511779)



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Date: November 13th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: vengeful gas station old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#34681210)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: vengeful gas station old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#35366588)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: vengeful gas station old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#35366747)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: vengeful gas station old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3769132&forum_id=613#35877567)