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Shrew writes screed about being 37, unemployed, and alone (NYT)

I was 37, single, unemployed and depressed because in a coup...
spectacular deranged ratface
  10/21/17
copy paste please
startled magenta trailer park sound barrier
  10/21/17
"I had no income, and rent was almost $3,000 a month. &...
tantric locus jap
  10/21/17
stupid whore. checking out tinder at a bar, hooking up with ...
frum flirting degenerate tanning salon
  10/21/17
How can NYT claim to be a serious newspaper when it publishe...
disgusting point milk
  10/21/17
its basically huffington post at this point, and CNN is just...
frum flirting degenerate tanning salon
  10/21/17
Well it's in the 'Style' section and I'll wager that none of...
Claret tattoo
  10/21/17
NOW you ask this question?
offensive menage dysfunction
  10/21/17
It has to throw a bone to its leading demographic
offensive menage dysfunction
  01/24/18
"I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to po...
Aromatic Chapel Boiling Water
  10/21/17
Just checked her Linkedin. She got her master's at Emory and...
spectacular deranged ratface
  10/21/17
180 follow up evan39, good work. also ljl at this bitch
jade impertinent kitchen feces
  10/21/17
she's disgusting
Very Tactful Abusive Stag Film Quadroon
  10/25/17
She even touts the "5% acceptance rate" for her sh...
spectacular deranged ratface
  10/25/17
"One afternoon in the elevator, I saw one of the guys f...
black high-end useless brakes
  10/21/17
Did you expect Chad looks on a 23yo desperate enough to chas...
Drunken mind-boggling ticket booth
  10/21/17
No, just lolled at how she felt compelled to mention his hai...
black high-end useless brakes
  10/21/17
Twist: She was trying to get pregnant but her "trap&quo...
Passionate office
  10/21/17
I love how we now call every severance package a buyout. Unl...
Drunken mind-boggling ticket booth
  10/21/17
LJL at them issuing a correction so we all know on exactly w...
Buck-toothed orchestra pit immigrant
  10/21/17
Her moving to Sheepshead Bay is bad news though. It was the ...
Drunken mind-boggling ticket booth
  10/21/17
i swear to christ these women's personalities were written b...
salmon coiffed station organic girlfriend
  10/21/17
There is no personality there, bro. Just do narcissism, bro....
Drunken mind-boggling ticket booth
  10/21/17
no i agree. i was using personality loosely. its really trag...
salmon coiffed station organic girlfriend
  10/21/17
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Heady karate
  10/25/17
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Judgmental chartreuse weed whacker
  10/21/17
she had to swipe app her own neighbour to close the deal, is...
black high-end useless brakes
  10/21/17
Only in cities where changing apartments every twelve months...
Drunken mind-boggling ticket booth
  10/21/17
...
Twisted Area
  10/21/17
Only losers/fuckups get married these days.
Provocative Bat-shit-crazy Library Prole
  10/21/17
Other way around, bro. This chick is a freakish oddity hence...
Drunken mind-boggling ticket booth
  10/21/17
...
Judgmental chartreuse weed whacker
  10/21/17
Not the other way around at all. People who get married thes...
Provocative Bat-shit-crazy Library Prole
  10/21/17
...
Judgmental chartreuse weed whacker
  10/21/17
?
glittery depressive
  10/21/17
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Fuchsia toilet seat
  10/21/17
Sad situation
poppy piazza circlehead
  10/21/17
Wait, the cub she mauled started law school at age 20? Lol
Citrine mother
  10/21/17
“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend s...
Cowardly stimulating idiot
  10/21/17
...
Passionate office
  10/21/17
http://i.imgur.com/hFeUQWf.jpg
spectacular deranged ratface
  10/21/17
Was thinking of this one for some reason, last panel: htt...
offensive menage dysfunction
  10/21/17
This one is so devastating. Why do men marry these sluts?
sapphire lay kitty cat
  10/21/17
JFC, I knew these two links were the cockshadow and the &quo...
odious theater stage masturbator
  10/25/17
...
mustard hospital cuckoldry
  10/21/17
...
spectacular deranged ratface
  10/21/17
*smallest violin plays*
rough-skinned amethyst pit legal warrant
  10/21/17
...
Costumed field
  10/21/17
“I never would have guessed 37,” he said. “I thought you wer...
Multi-colored Heaven
  10/21/17
i've said this kind of thing to older chicks to butter them ...
Emerald appetizing legend
  10/21/17
...
Fragrant Dog Poop
  10/21/17
a dampened panties is performed
histrionic godawful ladyboy state
  10/22/17
...
mustard hospital cuckoldry
  10/22/17
Seriously, just too easy.
poppy piazza circlehead
  10/22/17
I've had women say to me, "people always think I'm youn...
insanely creepy pearly son of senegal hall
  10/25/17
...
Judgmental chartreuse weed whacker
  01/24/18
...
Sickened haunted graveyard
  01/24/18
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rebellious learning disabled crackhouse
  01/24/18
here's what she looked like ELEVEN YEARS AGO: https://www...
adventurous up-to-no-good lodge hunting ground
  01/24/18
Why was this written? Why was it then published?
marvelous national codepig
  10/21/17
LJL "Then one night I came home a little too drunk a...
Multi-colored Heaven
  10/21/17
she should just move to SF. lots of desperate doods there
Charismatic knife dilemma
  10/21/17
He should have text "Heh" instead
Multi-colored Heaven
  10/22/17
a rare haha sighting in the wild!
insanely creepy pearly son of senegal hall
  01/24/18
finally bothered to read this, this is just pathetic
jade impertinent kitchen feces
  10/21/17
lmao, hatchet-faced whiny jewess get's P&Ded by her unem...
grizzly gas station yarmulke
  10/21/17
and nytimes publishing worthy
jade impertinent kitchen feces
  10/22/17
"OMG Marisa! Your life is like straight out of sex in t...
Fragrant Dog Poop
  10/21/17
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Lascivious honey-headed crotch headpube
  10/22/17
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zombie-like hissy fit
  10/22/17
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adventurous up-to-no-good lodge hunting ground
  01/24/18
I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positiv...
tantric locus jap
  10/22/17
...
zombie-like hissy fit
  10/22/17
At least the years spent accumulating experiences in the big...
Cerebral frozen therapy garrison
  10/22/17
fuck she likely left dumber than she went in jfc
jade impertinent kitchen feces
  10/25/17
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spectacular deranged ratface
  10/25/17
thought this was me til i saw NY and something about calling...
Chest-beating Autistic Stage Azn
  10/25/17
(humblebrag about fucking 23 y/o)
jade impertinent kitchen feces
  10/25/17
"So did the three recent college graduates next door. A...
adventurous up-to-no-good lodge hunting ground
  01/24/18
here's the (((author))) https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_ima...
adventurous up-to-no-good lodge hunting ground
  01/24/18
Ljl sad
spectacular deranged ratface
  01/24/18


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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:00 AM
Author: spectacular deranged ratface

I was 37, single, unemployed and depressed because in a couple of months I was going to be moving out of my studio apartment on East 23rd Street in Manhattan and in with my mother in Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn. Since taking a buyout at my Wall Street firm, I had devoted myself to two activities: searching for a new job and working out. And I spent a lot of time in my apartment.

So did the three recent college graduates next door. At their weekend parties, a loud bass penetrated our shared wall starting at 10:30 p.m. In sweats, no makeup and with my hair piled in a bun, I would go out and ring their bell around 11 p.m. (early, even by my geriatric standards) to ask them to quiet down.

One of them would appear, flush with alcohol and annoyance, and promise to turn it down. Usually they did. When they didn’t, I would call the doorman, the management company and, once, the police. But the noise continued.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/20/style/modern-love-single-unemployed-and-suddenly-myself.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493219)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:05 AM
Author: startled magenta trailer park sound barrier

copy paste please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493224)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: tantric locus jap

"I had no income, and rent was almost $3,000 a month. " lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493231)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:10 AM
Author: frum flirting degenerate tanning salon

stupid whore. checking out tinder at a bar, hooking up with your 23 year old neighbour who clearly is using your vagina as a fleshlight and nothing more and she opened up to him completely as soon as he stuck his dick in? hmmm, the lucky guy that will get this cunt doesnt know how lucky he is to get some leftovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493232)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:11 AM
Author: disgusting point milk

How can NYT claim to be a serious newspaper when it publishes this crap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493233)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:12 AM
Author: frum flirting degenerate tanning salon

its basically huffington post at this point, and CNN is just nigga FOX news.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493234)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: Claret tattoo

Well it's in the 'Style' section and I'll wager that none of this actually happened. It's just filler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493330)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:13 PM
Author: offensive menage dysfunction

NOW you ask this question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497521)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: offensive menage dysfunction

It has to throw a bone to its leading demographic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226927)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:14 AM
Author: Aromatic Chapel Boiling Water

"I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493236)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:16 AM
Author: spectacular deranged ratface

Just checked her Linkedin. She got her master's at Emory and is ugly as sin. She portrays her year-long unemployment as "business consulting" ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493240)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: jade impertinent kitchen feces

180 follow up evan39, good work. also ljl at this bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497548)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:05 PM
Author: Very Tactful Abusive Stag Film Quadroon

she's disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527742)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: spectacular deranged ratface

She even touts the "5% acceptance rate" for her shitty master's program

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527771)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:20 AM
Author: black high-end useless brakes

"One afternoon in the elevator, I saw one of the guys from next door in jeans and a T-shirt, his dark hair slightly receding."

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493244)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: Drunken mind-boggling ticket booth

Did you expect Chad looks on a 23yo desperate enough to chase this 37yo narcissist? Dude is mad lucky she didn't baby up. She sounds like exactly the chick to trap a dude. If he had a job she probably would have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493273)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: black high-end useless brakes

No, just lolled at how she felt compelled to mention his hairline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493275)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Passionate office

Twist: She was trying to get pregnant but her "trap" was foiled by her shreweggs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493422)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: Drunken mind-boggling ticket booth

I love how we now call every severance package a buyout. Unless you're C suite level and you have a 7 or 8 figure golden parachute that your lawyers spent a week negotiating it's not a buyout. It's TTT severance so you don't shoot up the place the very next day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493270)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:53 AM
Author: Buck-toothed orchestra pit immigrant

LJL at them issuing a correction so we all know on exactly what end of 23rd Street her Schlomo-owned shitbox studio was. I bet the Miriam Kaplan Real Estate Partners Family Trust LLC called and complained to get that done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493280)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Drunken mind-boggling ticket booth

Her moving to Sheepshead Bay is bad news though. It was the last cheapish part of Brooklyn that was majority white with Gerritsen Beach being all Irish-German and the rest being Russian/Ukrainian and Jewish but in the last year mad hipsters moved in and kicked the prices up over 30%. Every townhouse there is now over a million whereas two years ago you could still buy an actual house for like $700k. Now it's more like 1.2 million even by those Nostrand avenue projects and for that money you might as well just do Flatbush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493291)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: salmon coiffed station organic girlfriend

i swear to christ these women's personalities were written by a minimum wage indian programmer working for a private equity owned globalist software company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493284)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: Drunken mind-boggling ticket booth

There is no personality there, bro. Just do narcissism, bro. It's a big fucking hole where a person should be. This is what you get though when you raise kids with no god or love of country or party or ANYTHING but consumerism. It's why a brainwashed N.Korean gook is still a better person than a randomly selected Yankee. The gook understands suffering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493296)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:10 AM
Author: salmon coiffed station organic girlfriend

no i agree. i was using personality loosely. its really tragic and terrifying that these pieces of shit exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493300)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Heady karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528629)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: Judgmental chartreuse weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493302)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: black high-end useless brakes

she had to swipe app her own neighbour to close the deal, is this normal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493297)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: Drunken mind-boggling ticket booth

Only in cities where changing apartments every twelve months is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493299)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: Twisted Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493303)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: Provocative Bat-shit-crazy Library Prole

Only losers/fuckups get married these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493304)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: Drunken mind-boggling ticket booth

Other way around, bro. This chick is a freakish oddity hence being in the NYTimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493306)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:21 AM
Author: Judgmental chartreuse weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493308)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Provocative Bat-shit-crazy Library Prole

Not the other way around at all. People who get married these days are losers/fuckups with no life ambition and no interests in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493314)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: Judgmental chartreuse weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493337)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:39 AM
Author: glittery depressive

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493475)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: Fuchsia toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498193)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:39 AM
Author: poppy piazza circlehead

Sad situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493336)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:43 AM
Author: Citrine mother

Wait, the cub she mauled started law school at age 20? Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493348)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:49 AM
Author: Cowardly stimulating idiot

“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”

“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”

“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”

“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”

“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493361)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Passionate office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493423)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:41 AM
Author: spectacular deranged ratface

http://i.imgur.com/hFeUQWf.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493481)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: offensive menage dysfunction

Was thinking of this one for some reason, last panel:

https://i.imgur.com/FOcVAAe.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497541)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: sapphire lay kitty cat

This one is so devastating. Why do men marry these sluts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497561)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:12 PM
Author: odious theater stage masturbator

JFC, I knew these two links were the cockshadow and the "I'm just not a sexual person, shit" comics without even looking at them. LOL@ WOMEN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528495)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: mustard hospital cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498190)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:48 PM
Author: spectacular deranged ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497366)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:50 PM
Author: rough-skinned amethyst pit legal warrant

*smallest violin plays*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497379)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: Costumed field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497691)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Multi-colored Heaven

“I never would have guessed 37,” he said. “I thought you were, like, 26.”

You just know this shrew made this up and worked it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498184)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Emerald appetizing legend

i've said this kind of thing to older chicks to butter them up, because it really does work. "damn; you must get carded all the time!" they can hardly suppress their squeals of glee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498212)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Fragrant Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498894)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:49 PM
Author: histrionic godawful ladyboy state

a dampened panties is performed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505170)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:53 PM
Author: mustard hospital cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505200)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: poppy piazza circlehead

Seriously, just too easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505262)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: insanely creepy pearly son of senegal hall

I've had women say to me, "people always think I'm younger than I am - guess what my age is!" It's paralyzing because you feel the need to say something outlandishly low. of course you don't want to go over. But if guess 38 and she actually is 38, you've just insulted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527644)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: Judgmental chartreuse weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226952)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Sickened haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226855)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: rebellious learning disabled crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226877)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: adventurous up-to-no-good lodge hunting ground

here's what she looked like ELEVEN YEARS AGO:

https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/isela-hernandez-and-marisa-lascher-attend-friends-of-the-news-photo/608745932?esource=SEO_GIS_CDN_Redirect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226921)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: marvelous national codepig

Why was this written? Why was it then published?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498213)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored Heaven

LJL

"Then one night I came home a little too drunk and encountered him in the hallway. He was the one who almost always decided when we would hang out, and I complained it wasn’t fair that everything seemed to be on his terms. I was pressuring him, reverting to my worst dating default behavior, and he fled into his apartment.

The next day he texted: “maybe we should chill with this. you’ve been a good friend ... we complicated it a little though haha.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498236)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Charismatic knife dilemma

she should just move to SF. lots of desperate doods there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498932)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored Heaven

He should have text "Heh" instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505078)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: insanely creepy pearly son of senegal hall

a rare haha sighting in the wild!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35228568)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: jade impertinent kitchen feces

finally bothered to read this, this is just pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498357)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: grizzly gas station yarmulke

lmao, hatchet-faced whiny jewess get's P&Ded by her unemployed law bro neighbor and feels validated in her terrible life choices.

she's a living personification of the idiotic shrew mentality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498842)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:00 PM
Author: jade impertinent kitchen feces

and nytimes publishing worthy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505285)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Fragrant Dog Poop

"OMG Marisa! Your life is like straight out of sex in the city!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498926)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:34 PM
Author: Lascivious honey-headed crotch headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505044)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:04 PM
Author: zombie-like hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505325)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: adventurous up-to-no-good lodge hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226944)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:55 PM
Author: tantric locus jap

I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505215)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:04 PM
Author: zombie-like hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505329)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: Cerebral frozen therapy garrison

At least the years spent accumulating experiences in the big city resulted in wisdom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34506132)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: jade impertinent kitchen feces

fuck she likely left dumber than she went in jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528647)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: spectacular deranged ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527617)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:25 PM
Author: Chest-beating Autistic Stage Azn

thought this was me til i saw NY and something about calling cops sans asking to join. tfg, bullet dodged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527887)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: jade impertinent kitchen feces

(humblebrag about fucking 23 y/o)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528651)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: adventurous up-to-no-good lodge hunting ground

"So did the three recent college graduates next door. At their weekend parties, a loud bass penetrated our shared wall starting at 10:30 p.m. In sweats, no makeup and with my hair piled in a bun, I would go out and ring their bell around 11 p.m. (early, even by my geriatric standards) to ask them to quiet down."

this would be a good start to a MILF porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226874)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: adventurous up-to-no-good lodge hunting ground

here's the (((author)))

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/921259337112309761/f-zLEcsk_400x400.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226934)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:30 PM
Author: spectacular deranged ratface

Ljl sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35228437)