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Shrew writes screed about being 37, unemployed, and alone (NYT)

I was 37, single, unemployed and depressed because in a coup...
Burgundy bateful deer antler
  10/21/17
copy paste please
domesticated aphrodisiac useless brakes
  10/21/17
"I had no income, and rent was almost $3,000 a month. &...
walnut razzmatazz volcanic crater
  10/21/17
stupid whore. checking out tinder at a bar, hooking up with ...
splenetic candlestick maker
  10/21/17
How can NYT claim to be a serious newspaper when it publishe...
pearly gas station
  10/21/17
its basically huffington post at this point, and CNN is just...
splenetic candlestick maker
  10/21/17
Well it's in the 'Style' section and I'll wager that none of...
Adventurous idea he suggested
  10/21/17
NOW you ask this question?
Chartreuse vengeful depressive goal in life
  10/21/17
It has to throw a bone to its leading demographic
Chartreuse vengeful depressive goal in life
  01/24/18
"I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to po...
mewling chocolate karate
  10/21/17
Just checked her Linkedin. She got her master's at Emory and...
Burgundy bateful deer antler
  10/21/17
180 follow up evan39, good work. also ljl at this bitch
Insanely Creepy Medicated National Security Agency Menage
  10/21/17
she's disgusting
Overrated digit ratio background story
  10/25/17
She even touts the "5% acceptance rate" for her sh...
Burgundy bateful deer antler
  10/25/17
"One afternoon in the elevator, I saw one of the guys f...
Dun Harsh Hissy Fit Orchestra Pit
  10/21/17
Did you expect Chad looks on a 23yo desperate enough to chas...
cobalt stead internal respiration
  10/21/17
No, just lolled at how she felt compelled to mention his hai...
Dun Harsh Hissy Fit Orchestra Pit
  10/21/17
Twist: She was trying to get pregnant but her "trap&quo...
Disrespectful rigor
  10/21/17
I love how we now call every severance package a buyout. Unl...
cobalt stead internal respiration
  10/21/17
LJL at them issuing a correction so we all know on exactly w...
Startled fortuitous meteor lodge
  10/21/17
Her moving to Sheepshead Bay is bad news though. It was the ...
cobalt stead internal respiration
  10/21/17
i swear to christ these women's personalities were written b...
Grizzly titillating house
  10/21/17
There is no personality there, bro. Just do narcissism, bro....
cobalt stead internal respiration
  10/21/17
no i agree. i was using personality loosely. its really trag...
Grizzly titillating house
  10/21/17
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zippy jew
  10/25/17
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orchid foreskin
  10/21/17
she had to swipe app her own neighbour to close the deal, is...
Dun Harsh Hissy Fit Orchestra Pit
  10/21/17
Only in cities where changing apartments every twelve months...
cobalt stead internal respiration
  10/21/17
...
Aromatic business firm
  10/21/17
Only losers/fuckups get married these days.
Rambunctious 180 pozpig area
  10/21/17
Other way around, bro. This chick is a freakish oddity hence...
cobalt stead internal respiration
  10/21/17
...
orchid foreskin
  10/21/17
Not the other way around at all. People who get married thes...
Rambunctious 180 pozpig area
  10/21/17
...
orchid foreskin
  10/21/17
?
Ruby infuriating fat ankles
  10/21/17
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french hell double fault
  10/21/17
Sad situation
exciting seedy windowlicker state
  10/21/17
Wait, the cub she mauled started law school at age 20? Lol
chrome cruise ship
  10/21/17
“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend s...
opaque hairy legs
  10/21/17
...
Disrespectful rigor
  10/21/17
http://i.imgur.com/hFeUQWf.jpg
Burgundy bateful deer antler
  10/21/17
Was thinking of this one for some reason, last panel: htt...
Chartreuse vengeful depressive goal in life
  10/21/17
This one is so devastating. Why do men marry these sluts?
passionate macaca mental disorder
  10/21/17
JFC, I knew these two links were the cockshadow and the &quo...
vigorous trailer park gay wizard
  10/25/17
...
Lemon dashing step-uncle's house legal warrant
  10/21/17
...
Burgundy bateful deer antler
  10/21/17
*smallest violin plays*
Hilarious friendly grandma
  10/21/17
...
thirsty vivacious principal's office partner
  10/21/17
“I never would have guessed 37,” he said. “I thought you wer...
vibrant degenerate milk
  10/21/17
i've said this kind of thing to older chicks to butter them ...
Irate bull headed multi-billionaire
  10/21/17
...
Greedy public bath dysfunction
  10/21/17
a dampened panties is performed
Talented violent blood rage
  10/22/17
...
Lemon dashing step-uncle's house legal warrant
  10/22/17
Seriously, just too easy.
exciting seedy windowlicker state
  10/22/17
I've had women say to me, "people always think I'm youn...
know-it-all stimulating office hunting ground
  10/25/17
...
orchid foreskin
  01/24/18
...
indecent contagious mediation
  01/24/18
...
Sepia Buck-toothed Point
  01/24/18
here's what she looked like ELEVEN YEARS AGO: https://www...
magenta parlour
  01/24/18
Why was this written? Why was it then published?
Olive toaster
  10/21/17
LJL "Then one night I came home a little too drunk a...
vibrant degenerate milk
  10/21/17
she should just move to SF. lots of desperate doods there
aquamarine violent tank gaping
  10/21/17
He should have text "Heh" instead
vibrant degenerate milk
  10/22/17
a rare haha sighting in the wild!
know-it-all stimulating office hunting ground
  01/24/18
finally bothered to read this, this is just pathetic
Insanely Creepy Medicated National Security Agency Menage
  10/21/17
lmao, hatchet-faced whiny jewess get's P&Ded by her unem...
Ivory Very Tactful Property
  10/21/17
and nytimes publishing worthy
Insanely Creepy Medicated National Security Agency Menage
  10/22/17
"OMG Marisa! Your life is like straight out of sex in t...
Greedy public bath dysfunction
  10/21/17
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cerebral chapel
  10/22/17
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Awkward galvanic casino roast beef
  10/22/17
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magenta parlour
  01/24/18
I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positiv...
walnut razzmatazz volcanic crater
  10/22/17
...
Awkward galvanic casino roast beef
  10/22/17
At least the years spent accumulating experiences in the big...
Pontificating self-centered corner
  10/22/17
fuck she likely left dumber than she went in jfc
Insanely Creepy Medicated National Security Agency Menage
  10/25/17
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Burgundy bateful deer antler
  10/25/17
thought this was me til i saw NY and something about calling...
Excitant Costumed Box Office
  10/25/17
(humblebrag about fucking 23 y/o)
Insanely Creepy Medicated National Security Agency Menage
  10/25/17
"So did the three recent college graduates next door. A...
magenta parlour
  01/24/18
here's the (((author))) https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_ima...
magenta parlour
  01/24/18
Ljl sad
Burgundy bateful deer antler
  01/24/18


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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:00 AM
Author: Burgundy bateful deer antler

I was 37, single, unemployed and depressed because in a couple of months I was going to be moving out of my studio apartment on East 23rd Street in Manhattan and in with my mother in Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn. Since taking a buyout at my Wall Street firm, I had devoted myself to two activities: searching for a new job and working out. And I spent a lot of time in my apartment.

So did the three recent college graduates next door. At their weekend parties, a loud bass penetrated our shared wall starting at 10:30 p.m. In sweats, no makeup and with my hair piled in a bun, I would go out and ring their bell around 11 p.m. (early, even by my geriatric standards) to ask them to quiet down.

One of them would appear, flush with alcohol and annoyance, and promise to turn it down. Usually they did. When they didn’t, I would call the doorman, the management company and, once, the police. But the noise continued.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/20/style/modern-love-single-unemployed-and-suddenly-myself.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493219)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:05 AM
Author: domesticated aphrodisiac useless brakes

copy paste please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493224)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: walnut razzmatazz volcanic crater

"I had no income, and rent was almost $3,000 a month. " lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493231)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:10 AM
Author: splenetic candlestick maker

stupid whore. checking out tinder at a bar, hooking up with your 23 year old neighbour who clearly is using your vagina as a fleshlight and nothing more and she opened up to him completely as soon as he stuck his dick in? hmmm, the lucky guy that will get this cunt doesnt know how lucky he is to get some leftovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493232)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:11 AM
Author: pearly gas station

How can NYT claim to be a serious newspaper when it publishes this crap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493233)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:12 AM
Author: splenetic candlestick maker

its basically huffington post at this point, and CNN is just nigga FOX news.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493234)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: Adventurous idea he suggested

Well it's in the 'Style' section and I'll wager that none of this actually happened. It's just filler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493330)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:13 PM
Author: Chartreuse vengeful depressive goal in life

NOW you ask this question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497521)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Chartreuse vengeful depressive goal in life

It has to throw a bone to its leading demographic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226927)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:14 AM
Author: mewling chocolate karate

"I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493236)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:16 AM
Author: Burgundy bateful deer antler

Just checked her Linkedin. She got her master's at Emory and is ugly as sin. She portrays her year-long unemployment as "business consulting" ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493240)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Medicated National Security Agency Menage

180 follow up evan39, good work. also ljl at this bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497548)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:05 PM
Author: Overrated digit ratio background story

she's disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527742)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Burgundy bateful deer antler

She even touts the "5% acceptance rate" for her shitty master's program

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527771)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:20 AM
Author: Dun Harsh Hissy Fit Orchestra Pit

"One afternoon in the elevator, I saw one of the guys from next door in jeans and a T-shirt, his dark hair slightly receding."

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493244)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: cobalt stead internal respiration

Did you expect Chad looks on a 23yo desperate enough to chase this 37yo narcissist? Dude is mad lucky she didn't baby up. She sounds like exactly the chick to trap a dude. If he had a job she probably would have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493273)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: Dun Harsh Hissy Fit Orchestra Pit

No, just lolled at how she felt compelled to mention his hairline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493275)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Disrespectful rigor

Twist: She was trying to get pregnant but her "trap" was foiled by her shreweggs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493422)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: cobalt stead internal respiration

I love how we now call every severance package a buyout. Unless you're C suite level and you have a 7 or 8 figure golden parachute that your lawyers spent a week negotiating it's not a buyout. It's TTT severance so you don't shoot up the place the very next day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493270)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:53 AM
Author: Startled fortuitous meteor lodge

LJL at them issuing a correction so we all know on exactly what end of 23rd Street her Schlomo-owned shitbox studio was. I bet the Miriam Kaplan Real Estate Partners Family Trust LLC called and complained to get that done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493280)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: cobalt stead internal respiration

Her moving to Sheepshead Bay is bad news though. It was the last cheapish part of Brooklyn that was majority white with Gerritsen Beach being all Irish-German and the rest being Russian/Ukrainian and Jewish but in the last year mad hipsters moved in and kicked the prices up over 30%. Every townhouse there is now over a million whereas two years ago you could still buy an actual house for like $700k. Now it's more like 1.2 million even by those Nostrand avenue projects and for that money you might as well just do Flatbush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493291)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Grizzly titillating house

i swear to christ these women's personalities were written by a minimum wage indian programmer working for a private equity owned globalist software company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493284)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: cobalt stead internal respiration

There is no personality there, bro. Just do narcissism, bro. It's a big fucking hole where a person should be. This is what you get though when you raise kids with no god or love of country or party or ANYTHING but consumerism. It's why a brainwashed N.Korean gook is still a better person than a randomly selected Yankee. The gook understands suffering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493296)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:10 AM
Author: Grizzly titillating house

no i agree. i was using personality loosely. its really tragic and terrifying that these pieces of shit exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493300)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: zippy jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528629)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: orchid foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493302)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: Dun Harsh Hissy Fit Orchestra Pit

she had to swipe app her own neighbour to close the deal, is this normal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493297)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: cobalt stead internal respiration

Only in cities where changing apartments every twelve months is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493299)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: Aromatic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493303)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: Rambunctious 180 pozpig area

Only losers/fuckups get married these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493304)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: cobalt stead internal respiration

Other way around, bro. This chick is a freakish oddity hence being in the NYTimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493306)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:21 AM
Author: orchid foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493308)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Rambunctious 180 pozpig area

Not the other way around at all. People who get married these days are losers/fuckups with no life ambition and no interests in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493314)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: orchid foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493337)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:39 AM
Author: Ruby infuriating fat ankles

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493475)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: french hell double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498193)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:39 AM
Author: exciting seedy windowlicker state

Sad situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493336)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:43 AM
Author: chrome cruise ship

Wait, the cub she mauled started law school at age 20? Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493348)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:49 AM
Author: opaque hairy legs

“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”

“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”

“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”

“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”

“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493361)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Disrespectful rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493423)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:41 AM
Author: Burgundy bateful deer antler

http://i.imgur.com/hFeUQWf.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493481)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: Chartreuse vengeful depressive goal in life

Was thinking of this one for some reason, last panel:

https://i.imgur.com/FOcVAAe.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497541)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: passionate macaca mental disorder

This one is so devastating. Why do men marry these sluts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497561)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:12 PM
Author: vigorous trailer park gay wizard

JFC, I knew these two links were the cockshadow and the "I'm just not a sexual person, shit" comics without even looking at them. LOL@ WOMEN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528495)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: Lemon dashing step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498190)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:48 PM
Author: Burgundy bateful deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497366)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:50 PM
Author: Hilarious friendly grandma

*smallest violin plays*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497379)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: thirsty vivacious principal's office partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497691)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: vibrant degenerate milk

“I never would have guessed 37,” he said. “I thought you were, like, 26.”

You just know this shrew made this up and worked it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498184)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Irate bull headed multi-billionaire

i've said this kind of thing to older chicks to butter them up, because it really does work. "damn; you must get carded all the time!" they can hardly suppress their squeals of glee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498212)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Greedy public bath dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498894)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:49 PM
Author: Talented violent blood rage

a dampened panties is performed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505170)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:53 PM
Author: Lemon dashing step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505200)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: exciting seedy windowlicker state

Seriously, just too easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505262)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: know-it-all stimulating office hunting ground

I've had women say to me, "people always think I'm younger than I am - guess what my age is!" It's paralyzing because you feel the need to say something outlandishly low. of course you don't want to go over. But if guess 38 and she actually is 38, you've just insulted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527644)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: orchid foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226952)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: indecent contagious mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226855)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Sepia Buck-toothed Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226877)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: magenta parlour

here's what she looked like ELEVEN YEARS AGO:

https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/isela-hernandez-and-marisa-lascher-attend-friends-of-the-news-photo/608745932?esource=SEO_GIS_CDN_Redirect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226921)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Olive toaster

Why was this written? Why was it then published?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498213)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: vibrant degenerate milk

LJL

"Then one night I came home a little too drunk and encountered him in the hallway. He was the one who almost always decided when we would hang out, and I complained it wasn’t fair that everything seemed to be on his terms. I was pressuring him, reverting to my worst dating default behavior, and he fled into his apartment.

The next day he texted: “maybe we should chill with this. you’ve been a good friend ... we complicated it a little though haha.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498236)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: aquamarine violent tank gaping

she should just move to SF. lots of desperate doods there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498932)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:37 PM
Author: vibrant degenerate milk

He should have text "Heh" instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505078)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: know-it-all stimulating office hunting ground

a rare haha sighting in the wild!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35228568)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Medicated National Security Agency Menage

finally bothered to read this, this is just pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498357)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Ivory Very Tactful Property

lmao, hatchet-faced whiny jewess get's P&Ded by her unemployed law bro neighbor and feels validated in her terrible life choices.

she's a living personification of the idiotic shrew mentality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498842)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:00 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Medicated National Security Agency Menage

and nytimes publishing worthy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505285)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Greedy public bath dysfunction

"OMG Marisa! Your life is like straight out of sex in the city!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498926)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:34 PM
Author: cerebral chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505044)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:04 PM
Author: Awkward galvanic casino roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505325)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: magenta parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226944)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:55 PM
Author: walnut razzmatazz volcanic crater

I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505215)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:04 PM
Author: Awkward galvanic casino roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505329)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: Pontificating self-centered corner

At least the years spent accumulating experiences in the big city resulted in wisdom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34506132)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Medicated National Security Agency Menage

fuck she likely left dumber than she went in jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528647)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: Burgundy bateful deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527617)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:25 PM
Author: Excitant Costumed Box Office

thought this was me til i saw NY and something about calling cops sans asking to join. tfg, bullet dodged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527887)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Medicated National Security Agency Menage

(humblebrag about fucking 23 y/o)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528651)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: magenta parlour

"So did the three recent college graduates next door. At their weekend parties, a loud bass penetrated our shared wall starting at 10:30 p.m. In sweats, no makeup and with my hair piled in a bun, I would go out and ring their bell around 11 p.m. (early, even by my geriatric standards) to ask them to quiet down."

this would be a good start to a MILF porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226874)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: magenta parlour

here's the (((author)))

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/921259337112309761/f-zLEcsk_400x400.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226934)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:30 PM
Author: Burgundy bateful deer antler

Ljl sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35228437)