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Shrew writes screed about being 37, unemployed, and alone (NYT)

I was 37, single, unemployed and depressed because in a coup...
Electric Talking Affirmative Action
  10/21/17
copy paste please
ivory yarmulke shitlib
  10/21/17
"I had no income, and rent was almost $3,000 a month. &...
gold offensive party of the first part
  10/21/17
stupid whore. checking out tinder at a bar, hooking up with ...
Bronze rehab
  10/21/17
How can NYT claim to be a serious newspaper when it publishe...
Rebellious painfully honest trust fund plaza
  10/21/17
its basically huffington post at this point, and CNN is just...
Bronze rehab
  10/21/17
Well it's in the 'Style' section and I'll wager that none of...
Bateful french dilemma trump supporter
  10/21/17
NOW you ask this question?
Mewling Selfie French Chef
  10/21/17
It has to throw a bone to its leading demographic
Mewling Selfie French Chef
  01/24/18
"I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to po...
chest-beating dun box office
  10/21/17
Just checked her Linkedin. She got her master's at Emory and...
Electric Talking Affirmative Action
  10/21/17
180 follow up evan39, good work. also ljl at this bitch
zombie-like titillating sanctuary preventive strike
  10/21/17
she's disgusting
clear state pocket flask
  10/25/17
She even touts the "5% acceptance rate" for her sh...
Electric Talking Affirmative Action
  10/25/17
"One afternoon in the elevator, I saw one of the guys f...
Amber overrated meetinghouse
  10/21/17
Did you expect Chad looks on a 23yo desperate enough to chas...
thirsty roommate corn cake
  10/21/17
No, just lolled at how she felt compelled to mention his hai...
Amber overrated meetinghouse
  10/21/17
Twist: She was trying to get pregnant but her "trap&quo...
Massive white masturbator school
  10/21/17
I love how we now call every severance package a buyout. Unl...
thirsty roommate corn cake
  10/21/17
LJL at them issuing a correction so we all know on exactly w...
cerebral buff parlor
  10/21/17
Her moving to Sheepshead Bay is bad news though. It was the ...
thirsty roommate corn cake
  10/21/17
i swear to christ these women's personalities were written b...
odious coiffed whorehouse telephone
  10/21/17
There is no personality there, bro. Just do narcissism, bro....
thirsty roommate corn cake
  10/21/17
no i agree. i was using personality loosely. its really trag...
odious coiffed whorehouse telephone
  10/21/17
...
mustard unholy antidepressant drug
  10/25/17
...
misunderstood crackhouse
  10/21/17
she had to swipe app her own neighbour to close the deal, is...
Amber overrated meetinghouse
  10/21/17
Only in cities where changing apartments every twelve months...
thirsty roommate corn cake
  10/21/17
...
yellow house voyeur
  10/21/17
Only losers/fuckups get married these days.
flesh sneaky criminal round eye
  10/21/17
Other way around, bro. This chick is a freakish oddity hence...
thirsty roommate corn cake
  10/21/17
...
misunderstood crackhouse
  10/21/17
Not the other way around at all. People who get married thes...
flesh sneaky criminal round eye
  10/21/17
...
misunderstood crackhouse
  10/21/17
?
Godawful travel guidebook set
  10/21/17
...
Impertinent hospital incel
  10/21/17
Sad situation
Pungent bawdyhouse
  10/21/17
Wait, the cub she mauled started law school at age 20? Lol
sickened excitant legend jew
  10/21/17
“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend s...
red dingle berry dopamine
  10/21/17
...
Massive white masturbator school
  10/21/17
http://i.imgur.com/hFeUQWf.jpg
Electric Talking Affirmative Action
  10/21/17
Was thinking of this one for some reason, last panel: htt...
Mewling Selfie French Chef
  10/21/17
This one is so devastating. Why do men marry these sluts?
lavender faggot firefighter den
  10/21/17
JFC, I knew these two links were the cockshadow and the &quo...
Boyish useless brakes
  10/25/17
...
Supple lilac brunch candlestick maker
  10/21/17
...
Electric Talking Affirmative Action
  10/21/17
*smallest violin plays*
Indecent Business Firm
  10/21/17
...
Hilarious vigorous wagecucks digit ratio
  10/21/17
“I never would have guessed 37,” he said. “I thought you wer...
Bossy Crotch
  10/21/17
i've said this kind of thing to older chicks to butter them ...
Tan Stirring Stead Indirect Expression
  10/21/17
...
mint boistinker
  10/21/17
a dampened panties is performed
Wonderful parlour
  10/22/17
...
Supple lilac brunch candlestick maker
  10/22/17
Seriously, just too easy.
Pungent bawdyhouse
  10/22/17
I've had women say to me, "people always think I'm youn...
Rough-skinned Death Wish Native
  10/25/17
...
misunderstood crackhouse
  01/24/18
...
Pink deranged clown corner
  01/24/18
...
violent property
  01/24/18
here's what she looked like ELEVEN YEARS AGO: https://www...
mentally impaired chestnut goal in life laser beams
  01/24/18
Why was this written? Why was it then published?
Violet theater
  10/21/17
LJL "Then one night I came home a little too drunk a...
Bossy Crotch
  10/21/17
she should just move to SF. lots of desperate doods there
Pale queen of the night mad cow disease
  10/21/17
He should have text "Heh" instead
Bossy Crotch
  10/22/17
a rare haha sighting in the wild!
Rough-skinned Death Wish Native
  01/24/18
finally bothered to read this, this is just pathetic
zombie-like titillating sanctuary preventive strike
  10/21/17
lmao, hatchet-faced whiny jewess get's P&Ded by her unem...
disrespectful gunner potus
  10/21/17
and nytimes publishing worthy
zombie-like titillating sanctuary preventive strike
  10/22/17
"OMG Marisa! Your life is like straight out of sex in t...
mint boistinker
  10/21/17
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zippy histrionic church building alpha
  10/22/17
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purple vivacious coffee pot
  10/22/17
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mentally impaired chestnut goal in life laser beams
  01/24/18
I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positiv...
gold offensive party of the first part
  10/22/17
...
purple vivacious coffee pot
  10/22/17
At least the years spent accumulating experiences in the big...
Haunting Main People
  10/22/17
fuck she likely left dumber than she went in jfc
zombie-like titillating sanctuary preventive strike
  10/25/17
...
Electric Talking Affirmative Action
  10/25/17
thought this was me til i saw NY and something about calling...
Copper knife
  10/25/17
(humblebrag about fucking 23 y/o)
zombie-like titillating sanctuary preventive strike
  10/25/17
"So did the three recent college graduates next door. A...
mentally impaired chestnut goal in life laser beams
  01/24/18
here's the (((author))) https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_ima...
mentally impaired chestnut goal in life laser beams
  01/24/18
Ljl sad
Electric Talking Affirmative Action
  01/24/18


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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:00 AM
Author: Electric Talking Affirmative Action

I was 37, single, unemployed and depressed because in a couple of months I was going to be moving out of my studio apartment on East 23rd Street in Manhattan and in with my mother in Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn. Since taking a buyout at my Wall Street firm, I had devoted myself to two activities: searching for a new job and working out. And I spent a lot of time in my apartment.

So did the three recent college graduates next door. At their weekend parties, a loud bass penetrated our shared wall starting at 10:30 p.m. In sweats, no makeup and with my hair piled in a bun, I would go out and ring their bell around 11 p.m. (early, even by my geriatric standards) to ask them to quiet down.

One of them would appear, flush with alcohol and annoyance, and promise to turn it down. Usually they did. When they didn’t, I would call the doorman, the management company and, once, the police. But the noise continued.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/20/style/modern-love-single-unemployed-and-suddenly-myself.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493219)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:05 AM
Author: ivory yarmulke shitlib

copy paste please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493224)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: gold offensive party of the first part

"I had no income, and rent was almost $3,000 a month. " lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493231)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:10 AM
Author: Bronze rehab

stupid whore. checking out tinder at a bar, hooking up with your 23 year old neighbour who clearly is using your vagina as a fleshlight and nothing more and she opened up to him completely as soon as he stuck his dick in? hmmm, the lucky guy that will get this cunt doesnt know how lucky he is to get some leftovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493232)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:11 AM
Author: Rebellious painfully honest trust fund plaza

How can NYT claim to be a serious newspaper when it publishes this crap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493233)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:12 AM
Author: Bronze rehab

its basically huffington post at this point, and CNN is just nigga FOX news.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493234)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: Bateful french dilemma trump supporter

Well it's in the 'Style' section and I'll wager that none of this actually happened. It's just filler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493330)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:13 PM
Author: Mewling Selfie French Chef

NOW you ask this question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497521)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Mewling Selfie French Chef

It has to throw a bone to its leading demographic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226927)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:14 AM
Author: chest-beating dun box office

"I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493236)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:16 AM
Author: Electric Talking Affirmative Action

Just checked her Linkedin. She got her master's at Emory and is ugly as sin. She portrays her year-long unemployment as "business consulting" ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493240)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: zombie-like titillating sanctuary preventive strike

180 follow up evan39, good work. also ljl at this bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497548)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:05 PM
Author: clear state pocket flask

she's disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527742)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Electric Talking Affirmative Action

She even touts the "5% acceptance rate" for her shitty master's program

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527771)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:20 AM
Author: Amber overrated meetinghouse

"One afternoon in the elevator, I saw one of the guys from next door in jeans and a T-shirt, his dark hair slightly receding."

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493244)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: thirsty roommate corn cake

Did you expect Chad looks on a 23yo desperate enough to chase this 37yo narcissist? Dude is mad lucky she didn't baby up. She sounds like exactly the chick to trap a dude. If he had a job she probably would have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493273)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: Amber overrated meetinghouse

No, just lolled at how she felt compelled to mention his hairline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493275)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Massive white masturbator school

Twist: She was trying to get pregnant but her "trap" was foiled by her shreweggs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493422)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: thirsty roommate corn cake

I love how we now call every severance package a buyout. Unless you're C suite level and you have a 7 or 8 figure golden parachute that your lawyers spent a week negotiating it's not a buyout. It's TTT severance so you don't shoot up the place the very next day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493270)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:53 AM
Author: cerebral buff parlor

LJL at them issuing a correction so we all know on exactly what end of 23rd Street her Schlomo-owned shitbox studio was. I bet the Miriam Kaplan Real Estate Partners Family Trust LLC called and complained to get that done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493280)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: thirsty roommate corn cake

Her moving to Sheepshead Bay is bad news though. It was the last cheapish part of Brooklyn that was majority white with Gerritsen Beach being all Irish-German and the rest being Russian/Ukrainian and Jewish but in the last year mad hipsters moved in and kicked the prices up over 30%. Every townhouse there is now over a million whereas two years ago you could still buy an actual house for like $700k. Now it's more like 1.2 million even by those Nostrand avenue projects and for that money you might as well just do Flatbush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493291)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: odious coiffed whorehouse telephone

i swear to christ these women's personalities were written by a minimum wage indian programmer working for a private equity owned globalist software company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493284)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: thirsty roommate corn cake

There is no personality there, bro. Just do narcissism, bro. It's a big fucking hole where a person should be. This is what you get though when you raise kids with no god or love of country or party or ANYTHING but consumerism. It's why a brainwashed N.Korean gook is still a better person than a randomly selected Yankee. The gook understands suffering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493296)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:10 AM
Author: odious coiffed whorehouse telephone

no i agree. i was using personality loosely. its really tragic and terrifying that these pieces of shit exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493300)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: mustard unholy antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528629)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: misunderstood crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493302)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: Amber overrated meetinghouse

she had to swipe app her own neighbour to close the deal, is this normal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493297)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: thirsty roommate corn cake

Only in cities where changing apartments every twelve months is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493299)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: yellow house voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493303)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: flesh sneaky criminal round eye

Only losers/fuckups get married these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493304)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: thirsty roommate corn cake

Other way around, bro. This chick is a freakish oddity hence being in the NYTimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493306)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:21 AM
Author: misunderstood crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493308)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: flesh sneaky criminal round eye

Not the other way around at all. People who get married these days are losers/fuckups with no life ambition and no interests in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493314)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: misunderstood crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493337)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:39 AM
Author: Godawful travel guidebook set

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493475)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: Impertinent hospital incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498193)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:39 AM
Author: Pungent bawdyhouse

Sad situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493336)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:43 AM
Author: sickened excitant legend jew

Wait, the cub she mauled started law school at age 20? Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493348)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:49 AM
Author: red dingle berry dopamine

“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”

“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”

“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”

“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”

“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493361)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Massive white masturbator school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493423)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:41 AM
Author: Electric Talking Affirmative Action

http://i.imgur.com/hFeUQWf.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493481)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: Mewling Selfie French Chef

Was thinking of this one for some reason, last panel:

https://i.imgur.com/FOcVAAe.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497541)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: lavender faggot firefighter den

This one is so devastating. Why do men marry these sluts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497561)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:12 PM
Author: Boyish useless brakes

JFC, I knew these two links were the cockshadow and the "I'm just not a sexual person, shit" comics without even looking at them. LOL@ WOMEN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528495)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: Supple lilac brunch candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498190)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:48 PM
Author: Electric Talking Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497366)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:50 PM
Author: Indecent Business Firm

*smallest violin plays*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497379)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: Hilarious vigorous wagecucks digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497691)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Bossy Crotch

“I never would have guessed 37,” he said. “I thought you were, like, 26.”

You just know this shrew made this up and worked it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498184)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Tan Stirring Stead Indirect Expression

i've said this kind of thing to older chicks to butter them up, because it really does work. "damn; you must get carded all the time!" they can hardly suppress their squeals of glee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498212)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: mint boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498894)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:49 PM
Author: Wonderful parlour

a dampened panties is performed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505170)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:53 PM
Author: Supple lilac brunch candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505200)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Pungent bawdyhouse

Seriously, just too easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505262)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Death Wish Native

I've had women say to me, "people always think I'm younger than I am - guess what my age is!" It's paralyzing because you feel the need to say something outlandishly low. of course you don't want to go over. But if guess 38 and she actually is 38, you've just insulted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527644)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: misunderstood crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226952)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Pink deranged clown corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226855)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: violent property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226877)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: mentally impaired chestnut goal in life laser beams

here's what she looked like ELEVEN YEARS AGO:

https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/isela-hernandez-and-marisa-lascher-attend-friends-of-the-news-photo/608745932?esource=SEO_GIS_CDN_Redirect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226921)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Violet theater

Why was this written? Why was it then published?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498213)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: Bossy Crotch

LJL

"Then one night I came home a little too drunk and encountered him in the hallway. He was the one who almost always decided when we would hang out, and I complained it wasn’t fair that everything seemed to be on his terms. I was pressuring him, reverting to my worst dating default behavior, and he fled into his apartment.

The next day he texted: “maybe we should chill with this. you’ve been a good friend ... we complicated it a little though haha.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498236)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Pale queen of the night mad cow disease

she should just move to SF. lots of desperate doods there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498932)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:37 PM
Author: Bossy Crotch

He should have text "Heh" instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505078)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Death Wish Native

a rare haha sighting in the wild!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35228568)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: zombie-like titillating sanctuary preventive strike

finally bothered to read this, this is just pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498357)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: disrespectful gunner potus

lmao, hatchet-faced whiny jewess get's P&Ded by her unemployed law bro neighbor and feels validated in her terrible life choices.

she's a living personification of the idiotic shrew mentality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498842)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:00 PM
Author: zombie-like titillating sanctuary preventive strike

and nytimes publishing worthy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505285)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: mint boistinker

"OMG Marisa! Your life is like straight out of sex in the city!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498926)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:34 PM
Author: zippy histrionic church building alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505044)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:04 PM
Author: purple vivacious coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505325)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: mentally impaired chestnut goal in life laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226944)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:55 PM
Author: gold offensive party of the first part

I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505215)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:04 PM
Author: purple vivacious coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505329)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: Haunting Main People

At least the years spent accumulating experiences in the big city resulted in wisdom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34506132)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: zombie-like titillating sanctuary preventive strike

fuck she likely left dumber than she went in jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528647)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: Electric Talking Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527617)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:25 PM
Author: Copper knife

thought this was me til i saw NY and something about calling cops sans asking to join. tfg, bullet dodged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527887)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: zombie-like titillating sanctuary preventive strike

(humblebrag about fucking 23 y/o)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528651)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: mentally impaired chestnut goal in life laser beams

"So did the three recent college graduates next door. At their weekend parties, a loud bass penetrated our shared wall starting at 10:30 p.m. In sweats, no makeup and with my hair piled in a bun, I would go out and ring their bell around 11 p.m. (early, even by my geriatric standards) to ask them to quiet down."

this would be a good start to a MILF porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226874)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: mentally impaired chestnut goal in life laser beams

here's the (((author)))

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/921259337112309761/f-zLEcsk_400x400.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226934)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:30 PM
Author: Electric Talking Affirmative Action

Ljl sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35228437)