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Shrew writes screed about being 37, unemployed, and alone (NYT)

I was 37, single, unemployed and depressed because in a coup...
Duck-like Zombie-like Pisswyrm Dysfunction
  10/21/17
copy paste please
Nudist carnelian roommate filthpig
  10/21/17
"I had no income, and rent was almost $3,000 a month. &...
supple red box office
  10/21/17
stupid whore. checking out tinder at a bar, hooking up with ...
frozen thirsty location
  10/21/17
How can NYT claim to be a serious newspaper when it publishe...
Sapphire sinister turdskin
  10/21/17
its basically huffington post at this point, and CNN is just...
frozen thirsty location
  10/21/17
Well it's in the 'Style' section and I'll wager that none of...
massive lake parlor
  10/21/17
NOW you ask this question?
Cerise whorehouse potus
  10/21/17
It has to throw a bone to its leading demographic
Cerise whorehouse potus
  01/24/18
"I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to po...
beta meetinghouse
  10/21/17
Just checked her Linkedin. She got her master's at Emory and...
Duck-like Zombie-like Pisswyrm Dysfunction
  10/21/17
180 follow up evan39, good work. also ljl at this bitch
concupiscible address brethren
  10/21/17
she's disgusting
Yapping point
  10/25/17
She even touts the "5% acceptance rate" for her sh...
Duck-like Zombie-like Pisswyrm Dysfunction
  10/25/17
"One afternoon in the elevator, I saw one of the guys f...
hot razzle-dazzle cuck
  10/21/17
Did you expect Chad looks on a 23yo desperate enough to chas...
Pale Giraffe Digit Ratio
  10/21/17
No, just lolled at how she felt compelled to mention his hai...
hot razzle-dazzle cuck
  10/21/17
Twist: She was trying to get pregnant but her "trap&quo...
Wine razzle nursing home
  10/21/17
I love how we now call every severance package a buyout. Unl...
Pale Giraffe Digit Ratio
  10/21/17
LJL at them issuing a correction so we all know on exactly w...
French multi-colored stain trust fund
  10/21/17
Her moving to Sheepshead Bay is bad news though. It was the ...
Pale Giraffe Digit Ratio
  10/21/17
i swear to christ these women's personalities were written b...
Titillating preventive strike elastic band
  10/21/17
There is no personality there, bro. Just do narcissism, bro....
Pale Giraffe Digit Ratio
  10/21/17
no i agree. i was using personality loosely. its really trag...
Titillating preventive strike elastic band
  10/21/17
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Chartreuse heady place of business
  10/25/17
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Bateful Market
  10/21/17
she had to swipe app her own neighbour to close the deal, is...
hot razzle-dazzle cuck
  10/21/17
Only in cities where changing apartments every twelve months...
Pale Giraffe Digit Ratio
  10/21/17
...
talented milk
  10/21/17
Only losers/fuckups get married these days.
Twinkling hyperventilating parlour mad-dog skullcap
  10/21/17
Other way around, bro. This chick is a freakish oddity hence...
Pale Giraffe Digit Ratio
  10/21/17
...
Bateful Market
  10/21/17
Not the other way around at all. People who get married thes...
Twinkling hyperventilating parlour mad-dog skullcap
  10/21/17
...
Bateful Market
  10/21/17
?
Appetizing spruce black woman marketing idea
  10/21/17
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metal kitty
  10/21/17
Sad situation
aquamarine site mexican
  10/21/17
Wait, the cub she mauled started law school at age 20? Lol
Spectacular Therapy Pozpig
  10/21/17
“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend s...
arousing cream selfie goal in life
  10/21/17
...
Wine razzle nursing home
  10/21/17
http://i.imgur.com/hFeUQWf.jpg
Duck-like Zombie-like Pisswyrm Dysfunction
  10/21/17
Was thinking of this one for some reason, last panel: htt...
Cerise whorehouse potus
  10/21/17
This one is so devastating. Why do men marry these sluts?
excitant cobalt philosopher-king internal respiration
  10/21/17
JFC, I knew these two links were the cockshadow and the &quo...
stimulating violent candlestick maker tattoo
  10/25/17
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Peach bonkers international law enforcement agency useless brakes
  10/21/17
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Duck-like Zombie-like Pisswyrm Dysfunction
  10/21/17
*smallest violin plays*
House-broken toilet seat
  10/21/17
...
Buck-toothed partner property
  10/21/17
“I never would have guessed 37,” he said. “I thought you wer...
Slate hairraiser french chef love of her life
  10/21/17
i've said this kind of thing to older chicks to butter them ...
Seedy Toaster
  10/21/17
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Splenetic senate
  10/21/17
a dampened panties is performed
orange wonderful trump supporter
  10/22/17
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Peach bonkers international law enforcement agency useless brakes
  10/22/17
Seriously, just too easy.
aquamarine site mexican
  10/22/17
I've had women say to me, "people always think I'm youn...
disgusting range dragon
  10/25/17
...
Bateful Market
  01/24/18
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Jet-lagged business firm
  01/24/18
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Sickened tripping community account
  01/24/18
here's what she looked like ELEVEN YEARS AGO: https://www...
bossy drunken azn
  01/24/18
Why was this written? Why was it then published?
pearly diverse ladyboy ceo
  10/21/17
LJL "Then one night I came home a little too drunk a...
Slate hairraiser french chef love of her life
  10/21/17
she should just move to SF. lots of desperate doods there
Deranged fighting native
  10/21/17
He should have text "Heh" instead
Slate hairraiser french chef love of her life
  10/22/17
a rare haha sighting in the wild!
disgusting range dragon
  01/24/18
finally bothered to read this, this is just pathetic
concupiscible address brethren
  10/21/17
lmao, hatchet-faced whiny jewess get's P&Ded by her unem...
Lascivious Home
  10/21/17
and nytimes publishing worthy
concupiscible address brethren
  10/22/17
"OMG Marisa! Your life is like straight out of sex in t...
Splenetic senate
  10/21/17
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  10/22/17
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  10/22/17
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bossy drunken azn
  01/24/18
I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positiv...
supple red box office
  10/22/17
...
Beady-eyed codepig gaming laptop
  10/22/17
At least the years spent accumulating experiences in the big...
Comical Mad Cow Disease Abode
  10/22/17
fuck she likely left dumber than she went in jfc
concupiscible address brethren
  10/25/17
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Duck-like Zombie-like Pisswyrm Dysfunction
  10/25/17
thought this was me til i saw NY and something about calling...
Slap-happy Know-it-all Personal Credit Line Den
  10/25/17
(humblebrag about fucking 23 y/o)
concupiscible address brethren
  10/25/17
"So did the three recent college graduates next door. A...
bossy drunken azn
  01/24/18
here's the (((author))) https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_ima...
bossy drunken azn
  01/24/18
Ljl sad
Duck-like Zombie-like Pisswyrm Dysfunction
  01/24/18


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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:00 AM
Author: Duck-like Zombie-like Pisswyrm Dysfunction

I was 37, single, unemployed and depressed because in a couple of months I was going to be moving out of my studio apartment on East 23rd Street in Manhattan and in with my mother in Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn. Since taking a buyout at my Wall Street firm, I had devoted myself to two activities: searching for a new job and working out. And I spent a lot of time in my apartment.

So did the three recent college graduates next door. At their weekend parties, a loud bass penetrated our shared wall starting at 10:30 p.m. In sweats, no makeup and with my hair piled in a bun, I would go out and ring their bell around 11 p.m. (early, even by my geriatric standards) to ask them to quiet down.

One of them would appear, flush with alcohol and annoyance, and promise to turn it down. Usually they did. When they didn’t, I would call the doorman, the management company and, once, the police. But the noise continued.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/20/style/modern-love-single-unemployed-and-suddenly-myself.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493219)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:05 AM
Author: Nudist carnelian roommate filthpig

copy paste please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493224)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: supple red box office

"I had no income, and rent was almost $3,000 a month. " lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493231)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:10 AM
Author: frozen thirsty location

stupid whore. checking out tinder at a bar, hooking up with your 23 year old neighbour who clearly is using your vagina as a fleshlight and nothing more and she opened up to him completely as soon as he stuck his dick in? hmmm, the lucky guy that will get this cunt doesnt know how lucky he is to get some leftovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493232)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:11 AM
Author: Sapphire sinister turdskin

How can NYT claim to be a serious newspaper when it publishes this crap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493233)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:12 AM
Author: frozen thirsty location

its basically huffington post at this point, and CNN is just nigga FOX news.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493234)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: massive lake parlor

Well it's in the 'Style' section and I'll wager that none of this actually happened. It's just filler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493330)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:13 PM
Author: Cerise whorehouse potus

NOW you ask this question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497521)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Cerise whorehouse potus

It has to throw a bone to its leading demographic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226927)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:14 AM
Author: beta meetinghouse

"I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493236)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:16 AM
Author: Duck-like Zombie-like Pisswyrm Dysfunction

Just checked her Linkedin. She got her master's at Emory and is ugly as sin. She portrays her year-long unemployment as "business consulting" ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493240)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: concupiscible address brethren

180 follow up evan39, good work. also ljl at this bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497548)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:05 PM
Author: Yapping point

she's disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527742)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Duck-like Zombie-like Pisswyrm Dysfunction

She even touts the "5% acceptance rate" for her shitty master's program

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527771)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:20 AM
Author: hot razzle-dazzle cuck

"One afternoon in the elevator, I saw one of the guys from next door in jeans and a T-shirt, his dark hair slightly receding."

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493244)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: Pale Giraffe Digit Ratio

Did you expect Chad looks on a 23yo desperate enough to chase this 37yo narcissist? Dude is mad lucky she didn't baby up. She sounds like exactly the chick to trap a dude. If he had a job she probably would have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493273)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: hot razzle-dazzle cuck

No, just lolled at how she felt compelled to mention his hairline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493275)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Wine razzle nursing home

Twist: She was trying to get pregnant but her "trap" was foiled by her shreweggs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493422)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: Pale Giraffe Digit Ratio

I love how we now call every severance package a buyout. Unless you're C suite level and you have a 7 or 8 figure golden parachute that your lawyers spent a week negotiating it's not a buyout. It's TTT severance so you don't shoot up the place the very next day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493270)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:53 AM
Author: French multi-colored stain trust fund

LJL at them issuing a correction so we all know on exactly what end of 23rd Street her Schlomo-owned shitbox studio was. I bet the Miriam Kaplan Real Estate Partners Family Trust LLC called and complained to get that done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493280)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Pale Giraffe Digit Ratio

Her moving to Sheepshead Bay is bad news though. It was the last cheapish part of Brooklyn that was majority white with Gerritsen Beach being all Irish-German and the rest being Russian/Ukrainian and Jewish but in the last year mad hipsters moved in and kicked the prices up over 30%. Every townhouse there is now over a million whereas two years ago you could still buy an actual house for like $700k. Now it's more like 1.2 million even by those Nostrand avenue projects and for that money you might as well just do Flatbush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493291)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Titillating preventive strike elastic band

i swear to christ these women's personalities were written by a minimum wage indian programmer working for a private equity owned globalist software company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493284)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: Pale Giraffe Digit Ratio

There is no personality there, bro. Just do narcissism, bro. It's a big fucking hole where a person should be. This is what you get though when you raise kids with no god or love of country or party or ANYTHING but consumerism. It's why a brainwashed N.Korean gook is still a better person than a randomly selected Yankee. The gook understands suffering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493296)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:10 AM
Author: Titillating preventive strike elastic band

no i agree. i was using personality loosely. its really tragic and terrifying that these pieces of shit exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493300)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Chartreuse heady place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528629)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: Bateful Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493302)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: hot razzle-dazzle cuck

she had to swipe app her own neighbour to close the deal, is this normal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493297)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: Pale Giraffe Digit Ratio

Only in cities where changing apartments every twelve months is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493299)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: talented milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493303)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: Twinkling hyperventilating parlour mad-dog skullcap

Only losers/fuckups get married these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493304)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: Pale Giraffe Digit Ratio

Other way around, bro. This chick is a freakish oddity hence being in the NYTimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493306)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:21 AM
Author: Bateful Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493308)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Twinkling hyperventilating parlour mad-dog skullcap

Not the other way around at all. People who get married these days are losers/fuckups with no life ambition and no interests in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493314)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: Bateful Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493337)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:39 AM
Author: Appetizing spruce black woman marketing idea

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493475)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: metal kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498193)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:39 AM
Author: aquamarine site mexican

Sad situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493336)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:43 AM
Author: Spectacular Therapy Pozpig

Wait, the cub she mauled started law school at age 20? Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493348)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:49 AM
Author: arousing cream selfie goal in life

“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”

“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”

“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”

“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”

“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493361)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Wine razzle nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493423)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:41 AM
Author: Duck-like Zombie-like Pisswyrm Dysfunction

http://i.imgur.com/hFeUQWf.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493481)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: Cerise whorehouse potus

Was thinking of this one for some reason, last panel:

https://i.imgur.com/FOcVAAe.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497541)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: excitant cobalt philosopher-king internal respiration

This one is so devastating. Why do men marry these sluts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497561)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:12 PM
Author: stimulating violent candlestick maker tattoo

JFC, I knew these two links were the cockshadow and the "I'm just not a sexual person, shit" comics without even looking at them. LOL@ WOMEN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528495)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: Peach bonkers international law enforcement agency useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498190)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:48 PM
Author: Duck-like Zombie-like Pisswyrm Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497366)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:50 PM
Author: House-broken toilet seat

*smallest violin plays*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497379)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: Buck-toothed partner property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497691)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Slate hairraiser french chef love of her life

“I never would have guessed 37,” he said. “I thought you were, like, 26.”

You just know this shrew made this up and worked it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498184)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Seedy Toaster

i've said this kind of thing to older chicks to butter them up, because it really does work. "damn; you must get carded all the time!" they can hardly suppress their squeals of glee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498212)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Splenetic senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498894)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:49 PM
Author: orange wonderful trump supporter

a dampened panties is performed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505170)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:53 PM
Author: Peach bonkers international law enforcement agency useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505200)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: aquamarine site mexican

Seriously, just too easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505262)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: disgusting range dragon

I've had women say to me, "people always think I'm younger than I am - guess what my age is!" It's paralyzing because you feel the need to say something outlandishly low. of course you don't want to go over. But if guess 38 and she actually is 38, you've just insulted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527644)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: Bateful Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226952)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Jet-lagged business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226855)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Sickened tripping community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226877)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: bossy drunken azn

here's what she looked like ELEVEN YEARS AGO:

https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/isela-hernandez-and-marisa-lascher-attend-friends-of-the-news-photo/608745932?esource=SEO_GIS_CDN_Redirect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226921)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: pearly diverse ladyboy ceo

Why was this written? Why was it then published?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498213)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: Slate hairraiser french chef love of her life

LJL

"Then one night I came home a little too drunk and encountered him in the hallway. He was the one who almost always decided when we would hang out, and I complained it wasn’t fair that everything seemed to be on his terms. I was pressuring him, reverting to my worst dating default behavior, and he fled into his apartment.

The next day he texted: “maybe we should chill with this. you’ve been a good friend ... we complicated it a little though haha.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498236)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Deranged fighting native

she should just move to SF. lots of desperate doods there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498932)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:37 PM
Author: Slate hairraiser french chef love of her life

He should have text "Heh" instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505078)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: disgusting range dragon

a rare haha sighting in the wild!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35228568)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: concupiscible address brethren

finally bothered to read this, this is just pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498357)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Lascivious Home

lmao, hatchet-faced whiny jewess get's P&Ded by her unemployed law bro neighbor and feels validated in her terrible life choices.

she's a living personification of the idiotic shrew mentality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498842)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:00 PM
Author: concupiscible address brethren

and nytimes publishing worthy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505285)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Splenetic senate

"OMG Marisa! Your life is like straight out of sex in the city!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498926)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:34 PM
Author: cracking mewling jew garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505044)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed codepig gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505325)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: bossy drunken azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226944)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:55 PM
Author: supple red box office

I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505215)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed codepig gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505329)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: Comical Mad Cow Disease Abode

At least the years spent accumulating experiences in the big city resulted in wisdom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34506132)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: concupiscible address brethren

fuck she likely left dumber than she went in jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528647)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: Duck-like Zombie-like Pisswyrm Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527617)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:25 PM
Author: Slap-happy Know-it-all Personal Credit Line Den

thought this was me til i saw NY and something about calling cops sans asking to join. tfg, bullet dodged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527887)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: concupiscible address brethren

(humblebrag about fucking 23 y/o)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528651)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: bossy drunken azn

"So did the three recent college graduates next door. At their weekend parties, a loud bass penetrated our shared wall starting at 10:30 p.m. In sweats, no makeup and with my hair piled in a bun, I would go out and ring their bell around 11 p.m. (early, even by my geriatric standards) to ask them to quiet down."

this would be a good start to a MILF porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226874)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: bossy drunken azn

here's the (((author)))

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/921259337112309761/f-zLEcsk_400x400.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226934)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:30 PM
Author: Duck-like Zombie-like Pisswyrm Dysfunction

Ljl sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35228437)