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Shrew writes screed about being 37, unemployed, and alone (NYT)
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:00 AM Author: Beady-eyed mood I was 37, single, unemployed and depressed because in a couple of months I was going to be moving out of my studio apartment on East 23rd Street in Manhattan and in with my mother in Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn. Since taking a buyout at my Wall Street firm, I had devoted myself to two activities: searching for a new job and working out. And I spent a lot of time in my apartment.
So did the three recent college graduates next door. At their weekend parties, a loud bass penetrated our shared wall starting at 10:30 p.m. In sweats, no makeup and with my hair piled in a bun, I would go out and ring their bell around 11 p.m. (early, even by my geriatric standards) to ask them to quiet down.
One of them would appear, flush with alcohol and annoyance, and promise to turn it down. Usually they did. When they didn’t, I would call the doorman, the management company and, once, the police. But the noise continued.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/20/style/modern-love-single-unemployed-and-suddenly-myself.html |
Date: October 21st, 2017 7:05 AM Author: Cerebral plum home degenerate copy paste please (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493224) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:08 AM Author: mewling maize pocket flask boiling water "I had no income, and rent was almost $3,000 a month. " lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493231) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:10 AM Author: Bateful Light Shitlib stupid whore. checking out tinder at a bar, hooking up with your 23 year old neighbour who clearly is using your vagina as a fleshlight and nothing more and she opened up to him completely as soon as he stuck his dick in? hmmm, the lucky guy that will get this cunt doesnt know how lucky he is to get some leftovers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493232) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:11 AM Author: Honey-headed Area Associate How can NYT claim to be a serious newspaper when it publishes this crap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493233) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:12 AM Author: Bateful Light Shitlib its basically huffington post at this point, and CNN is just nigga FOX news. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493234) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:35 AM Author: Mahogany Hot Stead Well it's in the 'Style' section and I'll wager that none of this actually happened. It's just filler. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493330) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:13 PM Author: snowy angry locale hominid NOW you ask this question? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497521) |
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:08 PM Author: snowy angry locale hominid It has to throw a bone to its leading demographic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226927) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:14 AM Author: Laughsome Orange Laser Beams "I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493236) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:16 AM Author: Beady-eyed mood Just checked her Linkedin. She got her master's at Emory and is ugly as sin. She portrays her year-long unemployment as "business consulting" ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493240) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:19 PM Author: Salmon Parlour Fat Ankles 180 follow up evan39, good work. also ljl at this bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497548) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:05 PM Author: stirring charcoal box office travel guidebook she's disgusting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527742) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:09 PM Author: Beady-eyed mood She even touts the "5% acceptance rate" for her shitty master's program (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527771) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:20 AM Author: nudist resort "One afternoon in the elevator, I saw one of the guys from next door in jeans and a T-shirt, his dark hair slightly receding."
LJL |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:45 AM Author: Soul-stirring harsh stag film Did you expect Chad looks on a 23yo desperate enough to chase this 37yo narcissist? Dude is mad lucky she didn't baby up. She sounds like exactly the chick to trap a dude. If he had a job she probably would have. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493273) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:45 AM Author: nudist resort No, just lolled at how she felt compelled to mention his hairline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493275) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:16 AM Author: rambunctious self-centered incel Twist: She was trying to get pregnant but her "trap" was foiled by her shreweggs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493422) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:39 AM Author: Soul-stirring harsh stag film I love how we now call every severance package a buyout. Unless you're C suite level and you have a 7 or 8 figure golden parachute that your lawyers spent a week negotiating it's not a buyout. It's TTT severance so you don't shoot up the place the very next day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493270) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:53 AM Author: Geriatric philosopher-king LJL at them issuing a correction so we all know on exactly what end of 23rd Street her Schlomo-owned shitbox studio was. I bet the Miriam Kaplan Real Estate Partners Family Trust LLC called and complained to get that done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493280) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:00 AM Author: Soul-stirring harsh stag film Her moving to Sheepshead Bay is bad news though. It was the last cheapish part of Brooklyn that was majority white with Gerritsen Beach being all Irish-German and the rest being Russian/Ukrainian and Jewish but in the last year mad hipsters moved in and kicked the prices up over 30%. Every townhouse there is now over a million whereas two years ago you could still buy an actual house for like $700k. Now it's more like 1.2 million even by those Nostrand avenue projects and for that money you might as well just do Flatbush. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493291) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:57 AM Author: Vigorous legend den i swear to christ these women's personalities were written by a minimum wage indian programmer working for a private equity owned globalist software company. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493284) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:08 AM Author: Soul-stirring harsh stag film There is no personality there, bro. Just do narcissism, bro. It's a big fucking hole where a person should be. This is what you get though when you raise kids with no god or love of country or party or ANYTHING but consumerism. It's why a brainwashed N.Korean gook is still a better person than a randomly selected Yankee. The gook understands suffering. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493296) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:10 AM Author: Vigorous legend den no i agree. i was using personality loosely. its really tragic and terrifying that these pieces of shit exist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493300) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:31 PM Author: citrine gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528629) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:11 AM Author: unhinged spot elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493302) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:08 AM Author: nudist resort she had to swipe app her own neighbour to close the deal, is this normal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493297) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:09 AM Author: Soul-stirring harsh stag film Only in cities where changing apartments every twelve months is normal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493299) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:11 AM Author: hairraiser aquamarine queen of the night depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493303) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:17 AM Author: shaky background story library Only losers/fuckups get married these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493304) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:19 AM Author: Soul-stirring harsh stag film Other way around, bro. This chick is a freakish oddity hence being in the NYTimes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493306) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:21 AM Author: unhinged spot elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493308) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:29 AM Author: shaky background story library Not the other way around at all. People who get married these days are losers/fuckups with no life ambition and no interests in life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493314) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:40 AM Author: unhinged spot elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493337) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:39 AM Author: startled amethyst new version ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493475) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:49 PM Author: doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498193) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:39 AM Author: olive electric furnace Sad situation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493336) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:43 AM Author: comical wild nursing home Wait, the cub she mauled started law school at age 20? Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493348) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:49 AM Author: Racy frozen trump supporter “At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”
“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”
“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”
“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.” “At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”
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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:16 AM Author: rambunctious self-centered incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493423) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:41 AM Author: Beady-eyed mood http://i.imgur.com/hFeUQWf.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493481) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:17 PM Author: snowy angry locale hominid Was thinking of this one for some reason, last panel:
https://i.imgur.com/FOcVAAe.jpg |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:22 PM Author: Vibrant Coral Love Of Her Life This one is so devastating. Why do men marry these sluts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497561) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:12 PM Author: shivering iridescent sandwich mediation JFC, I knew these two links were the cockshadow and the "I'm just not a sexual person, shit" comics without even looking at them. LOL@ WOMEN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528495) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:49 PM Author: Sadistic haunted graveyard community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498190) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:48 PM Author: Beady-eyed mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497366) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:50 PM Author: Chrome Tank Regret *smallest violin plays* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497379) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:43 PM Author: Underhanded jet ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497691) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:48 PM Author: Odious Magenta Bawdyhouse Juggernaut “I never would have guessed 37,” he said. “I thought you were, like, 26.”
You just know this shrew made this up and worked it in. |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:52 PM Author: Fuchsia Toaster Base i've said this kind of thing to older chicks to butter them up, because it really does work. "damn; you must get carded all the time!" they can hardly suppress their squeals of glee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498212) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:14 PM Author: Nofapping windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498894) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:49 PM Author: low-t mental disorder personal credit line a dampened panties is performed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505170) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:53 PM Author: Sadistic haunted graveyard community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505200) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM Author: olive electric furnace Seriously, just too easy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505262) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:49 PM Author: glittery menage I've had women say to me, "people always think I'm younger than I am - guess what my age is!" It's paralyzing because you feel the need to say something outlandishly low. of course you don't want to go over. But if guess 38 and she actually is 38, you've just insulted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527644) |
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:12 PM Author: unhinged spot elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226952) |
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Date: January 24th, 2018 1:58 PM Author: Judgmental talented temple persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226855) |
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:01 PM Author: irradiated bistre theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226877) |
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:07 PM Author: carmine field generalized bond here's what she looked like ELEVEN YEARS AGO:
https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/isela-hernandez-and-marisa-lascher-attend-friends-of-the-news-photo/608745932?esource=SEO_GIS_CDN_Redirect |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:52 PM Author: razzle-dazzle grizzly casino Why was this written? Why was it then published? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498213) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:56 PM Author: Odious Magenta Bawdyhouse Juggernaut LJL
"Then one night I came home a little too drunk and encountered him in the hallway. He was the one who almost always decided when we would hang out, and I complained it wasn’t fair that everything seemed to be on his terms. I was pressuring him, reverting to my worst dating default behavior, and he fled into his apartment.
The next day he texted: “maybe we should chill with this. you’ve been a good friend ... we complicated it a little though haha.” |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:18 PM Author: Nubile hairy legs locus she should just move to SF. lots of desperate doods there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498932) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:37 PM Author: Odious Magenta Bawdyhouse Juggernaut He should have text "Heh" instead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505078) |
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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:45 PM Author: glittery menage a rare haha sighting in the wild! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35228568) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 10:13 PM Author: Salmon Parlour Fat Ankles finally bothered to read this, this is just pathetic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498357) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:10 PM Author: orchid hyperactive faggot firefighter dilemma lmao, hatchet-faced whiny jewess get's P&Ded by her unemployed law bro neighbor and feels validated in her terrible life choices.
she's a living personification of the idiotic shrew mentality. |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:00 PM Author: Salmon Parlour Fat Ankles and nytimes publishing worthy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505285) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:17 PM Author: Nofapping windowlicker "OMG Marisa! Your life is like straight out of sex in the city!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498926) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:34 PM Author: Brass native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505044) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:04 PM Author: Infuriating indirect expression parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505325) |
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:10 PM Author: carmine field generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226944) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:55 PM Author: mewling maize pocket flask boiling water I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505215) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:04 PM Author: Infuriating indirect expression parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505329) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 9:29 PM Author: frum ebony corner crotch At least the years spent accumulating experiences in the big city resulted in wisdom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34506132) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:33 PM Author: Salmon Parlour Fat Ankles fuck she likely left dumber than she went in jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528647) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:44 PM Author: Beady-eyed mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527617) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:25 PM Author: Sexy Spruce Gas Station Nibblets thought this was me til i saw NY and something about calling cops sans asking to join. tfg, bullet dodged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527887) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:33 PM Author: Salmon Parlour Fat Ankles (humblebrag about fucking 23 y/o) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528651) |
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:01 PM Author: carmine field generalized bond "So did the three recent college graduates next door. At their weekend parties, a loud bass penetrated our shared wall starting at 10:30 p.m. In sweats, no makeup and with my hair piled in a bun, I would go out and ring their bell around 11 p.m. (early, even by my geriatric standards) to ask them to quiet down."
this would be a good start to a MILF porn |
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:09 PM Author: carmine field generalized bond here's the (((author)))
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/921259337112309761/f-zLEcsk_400x400.jpg |
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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:30 PM Author: Beady-eyed mood Ljl sad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35228437) |