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I was 37, single, unemployed and depressed because in a coup...
Vengeful Coldplay Fan Keepsake Machete
  10/21/17
copy paste please
confused blue dilemma mood
  10/21/17
"I had no income, and rent was almost $3,000 a month. &...
multi-colored umber wagecucks
  10/21/17
stupid whore. checking out tinder at a bar, hooking up with ...
pontificating maniacal business firm queen of the night
  10/21/17
How can NYT claim to be a serious newspaper when it publishe...
Laughsome Lay Round Eye
  10/21/17
its basically huffington post at this point, and CNN is just...
pontificating maniacal business firm queen of the night
  10/21/17
Well it's in the 'Style' section and I'll wager that none of...
Peach concupiscible crotch sweet tailpipe
  10/21/17
NOW you ask this question?
Angry cerebral mad cow disease
  10/21/17
It has to throw a bone to its leading demographic
Angry cerebral mad cow disease
  01/24/18
"I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to po...
Puce big office skinny woman
  10/21/17
Just checked her Linkedin. She got her master's at Emory and...
Vengeful Coldplay Fan Keepsake Machete
  10/21/17
180 follow up evan39, good work. also ljl at this bitch
charismatic crackhouse
  10/21/17
she's disgusting
bespoke dashing trump supporter piazza
  10/25/17
She even touts the "5% acceptance rate" for her sh...
Vengeful Coldplay Fan Keepsake Machete
  10/25/17
"One afternoon in the elevator, I saw one of the guys f...
bateful kink-friendly filthpig
  10/21/17
Did you expect Chad looks on a 23yo desperate enough to chas...
cruel-hearted blood rage philosopher-king
  10/21/17
No, just lolled at how she felt compelled to mention his hai...
bateful kink-friendly filthpig
  10/21/17
Twist: She was trying to get pregnant but her "trap&quo...
Titillating awkward windowlicker
  10/21/17
I love how we now call every severance package a buyout. Unl...
cruel-hearted blood rage philosopher-king
  10/21/17
LJL at them issuing a correction so we all know on exactly w...
canary gas station twinkling uncleanness
  10/21/17
Her moving to Sheepshead Bay is bad news though. It was the ...
cruel-hearted blood rage philosopher-king
  10/21/17
i swear to christ these women's personalities were written b...
flushed toaster
  10/21/17
There is no personality there, bro. Just do narcissism, bro....
cruel-hearted blood rage philosopher-king
  10/21/17
no i agree. i was using personality loosely. its really trag...
flushed toaster
  10/21/17
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duck-like famous landscape painting
  10/25/17
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white slippery field shitlib
  10/21/17
she had to swipe app her own neighbour to close the deal, is...
bateful kink-friendly filthpig
  10/21/17
Only in cities where changing apartments every twelve months...
cruel-hearted blood rage philosopher-king
  10/21/17
...
Indecent Scourge Upon The Earth Brethren
  10/21/17
Only losers/fuckups get married these days.
Vigorous state alpha
  10/21/17
Other way around, bro. This chick is a freakish oddity hence...
cruel-hearted blood rage philosopher-king
  10/21/17
...
white slippery field shitlib
  10/21/17
Not the other way around at all. People who get married thes...
Vigorous state alpha
  10/21/17
...
white slippery field shitlib
  10/21/17
?
twisted vivacious boiling water background story
  10/21/17
...
beady-eyed doobsian rehab
  10/21/17
Sad situation
soul-stirring seedy whorehouse
  10/21/17
Wait, the cub she mauled started law school at age 20? Lol
Aqua Jet-lagged Place Of Business
  10/21/17
“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend s...
Supple Burgundy Really Tough Guy
  10/21/17
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Titillating awkward windowlicker
  10/21/17
http://i.imgur.com/hFeUQWf.jpg
Vengeful Coldplay Fan Keepsake Machete
  10/21/17
Was thinking of this one for some reason, last panel: htt...
Angry cerebral mad cow disease
  10/21/17
This one is so devastating. Why do men marry these sluts?
Coral native mexican
  10/21/17
JFC, I knew these two links were the cockshadow and the &quo...
odious cordovan garrison
  10/25/17
...
180 jap
  10/21/17
...
Vengeful Coldplay Fan Keepsake Machete
  10/21/17
*smallest violin plays*
cracking center fanboi
  10/21/17
...
infuriating disgusting weed whacker
  10/21/17
“I never would have guessed 37,” he said. “I thought you wer...
Floppy unholy plaza headpube
  10/21/17
i've said this kind of thing to older chicks to butter them ...
red racy spot factory reset button
  10/21/17
...
Mewling location
  10/21/17
a dampened panties is performed
cobalt voyeur sanctuary
  10/22/17
...
180 jap
  10/22/17
Seriously, just too easy.
soul-stirring seedy whorehouse
  10/22/17
I've had women say to me, "people always think I'm youn...
light exhilarant idea he suggested cuckoldry
  10/25/17
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white slippery field shitlib
  01/24/18
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aphrodisiac station fat ankles
  01/24/18
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nighttime boyish corner
  01/24/18
here's what she looked like ELEVEN YEARS AGO: https://www...
Vibrant Sapphire Giraffe
  01/24/18
Why was this written? Why was it then published?
gold sound barrier
  10/21/17
LJL "Then one night I came home a little too drunk a...
Floppy unholy plaza headpube
  10/21/17
she should just move to SF. lots of desperate doods there
frum lodge tattoo
  10/21/17
He should have text "Heh" instead
Floppy unholy plaza headpube
  10/22/17
a rare haha sighting in the wild!
light exhilarant idea he suggested cuckoldry
  01/24/18
finally bothered to read this, this is just pathetic
charismatic crackhouse
  10/21/17
lmao, hatchet-faced whiny jewess get's P&Ded by her unem...
khaki dragon
  10/21/17
and nytimes publishing worthy
charismatic crackhouse
  10/22/17
"OMG Marisa! Your life is like straight out of sex in t...
Mewling location
  10/21/17
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  10/22/17
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  10/22/17
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Vibrant Sapphire Giraffe
  01/24/18
I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positiv...
multi-colored umber wagecucks
  10/22/17
...
Pearl elastic band mediation
  10/22/17
At least the years spent accumulating experiences in the big...
Amber gay wizard
  10/22/17
fuck she likely left dumber than she went in jfc
charismatic crackhouse
  10/25/17
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Vengeful Coldplay Fan Keepsake Machete
  10/25/17
thought this was me til i saw NY and something about calling...
costumed shivering institution
  10/25/17
(humblebrag about fucking 23 y/o)
charismatic crackhouse
  10/25/17
"So did the three recent college graduates next door. A...
Vibrant Sapphire Giraffe
  01/24/18
here's the (((author))) https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_ima...
Vibrant Sapphire Giraffe
  01/24/18
Ljl sad
Vengeful Coldplay Fan Keepsake Machete
  01/24/18


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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:00 AM
Author: Vengeful Coldplay Fan Keepsake Machete

I was 37, single, unemployed and depressed because in a couple of months I was going to be moving out of my studio apartment on East 23rd Street in Manhattan and in with my mother in Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn. Since taking a buyout at my Wall Street firm, I had devoted myself to two activities: searching for a new job and working out. And I spent a lot of time in my apartment.

So did the three recent college graduates next door. At their weekend parties, a loud bass penetrated our shared wall starting at 10:30 p.m. In sweats, no makeup and with my hair piled in a bun, I would go out and ring their bell around 11 p.m. (early, even by my geriatric standards) to ask them to quiet down.

One of them would appear, flush with alcohol and annoyance, and promise to turn it down. Usually they did. When they didn’t, I would call the doorman, the management company and, once, the police. But the noise continued.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/20/style/modern-love-single-unemployed-and-suddenly-myself.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493219)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:05 AM
Author: confused blue dilemma mood

copy paste please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493224)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: multi-colored umber wagecucks

"I had no income, and rent was almost $3,000 a month. " lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493231)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:10 AM
Author: pontificating maniacal business firm queen of the night

stupid whore. checking out tinder at a bar, hooking up with your 23 year old neighbour who clearly is using your vagina as a fleshlight and nothing more and she opened up to him completely as soon as he stuck his dick in? hmmm, the lucky guy that will get this cunt doesnt know how lucky he is to get some leftovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493232)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:11 AM
Author: Laughsome Lay Round Eye

How can NYT claim to be a serious newspaper when it publishes this crap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493233)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:12 AM
Author: pontificating maniacal business firm queen of the night

its basically huffington post at this point, and CNN is just nigga FOX news.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493234)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: Peach concupiscible crotch sweet tailpipe

Well it's in the 'Style' section and I'll wager that none of this actually happened. It's just filler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493330)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:13 PM
Author: Angry cerebral mad cow disease

NOW you ask this question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497521)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Angry cerebral mad cow disease

It has to throw a bone to its leading demographic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226927)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:14 AM
Author: Puce big office skinny woman

"I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493236)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:16 AM
Author: Vengeful Coldplay Fan Keepsake Machete

Just checked her Linkedin. She got her master's at Emory and is ugly as sin. She portrays her year-long unemployment as "business consulting" ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493240)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: charismatic crackhouse

180 follow up evan39, good work. also ljl at this bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497548)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:05 PM
Author: bespoke dashing trump supporter piazza

she's disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527742)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Vengeful Coldplay Fan Keepsake Machete

She even touts the "5% acceptance rate" for her shitty master's program

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527771)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:20 AM
Author: bateful kink-friendly filthpig

"One afternoon in the elevator, I saw one of the guys from next door in jeans and a T-shirt, his dark hair slightly receding."

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493244)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: cruel-hearted blood rage philosopher-king

Did you expect Chad looks on a 23yo desperate enough to chase this 37yo narcissist? Dude is mad lucky she didn't baby up. She sounds like exactly the chick to trap a dude. If he had a job she probably would have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493273)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: bateful kink-friendly filthpig

No, just lolled at how she felt compelled to mention his hairline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493275)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Titillating awkward windowlicker

Twist: She was trying to get pregnant but her "trap" was foiled by her shreweggs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493422)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: cruel-hearted blood rage philosopher-king

I love how we now call every severance package a buyout. Unless you're C suite level and you have a 7 or 8 figure golden parachute that your lawyers spent a week negotiating it's not a buyout. It's TTT severance so you don't shoot up the place the very next day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493270)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:53 AM
Author: canary gas station twinkling uncleanness

LJL at them issuing a correction so we all know on exactly what end of 23rd Street her Schlomo-owned shitbox studio was. I bet the Miriam Kaplan Real Estate Partners Family Trust LLC called and complained to get that done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493280)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: cruel-hearted blood rage philosopher-king

Her moving to Sheepshead Bay is bad news though. It was the last cheapish part of Brooklyn that was majority white with Gerritsen Beach being all Irish-German and the rest being Russian/Ukrainian and Jewish but in the last year mad hipsters moved in and kicked the prices up over 30%. Every townhouse there is now over a million whereas two years ago you could still buy an actual house for like $700k. Now it's more like 1.2 million even by those Nostrand avenue projects and for that money you might as well just do Flatbush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493291)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: flushed toaster

i swear to christ these women's personalities were written by a minimum wage indian programmer working for a private equity owned globalist software company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493284)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: cruel-hearted blood rage philosopher-king

There is no personality there, bro. Just do narcissism, bro. It's a big fucking hole where a person should be. This is what you get though when you raise kids with no god or love of country or party or ANYTHING but consumerism. It's why a brainwashed N.Korean gook is still a better person than a randomly selected Yankee. The gook understands suffering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493296)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:10 AM
Author: flushed toaster

no i agree. i was using personality loosely. its really tragic and terrifying that these pieces of shit exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493300)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: duck-like famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528629)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: white slippery field shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493302)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: bateful kink-friendly filthpig

she had to swipe app her own neighbour to close the deal, is this normal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493297)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: cruel-hearted blood rage philosopher-king

Only in cities where changing apartments every twelve months is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493299)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: Indecent Scourge Upon The Earth Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493303)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: Vigorous state alpha

Only losers/fuckups get married these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493304)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: cruel-hearted blood rage philosopher-king

Other way around, bro. This chick is a freakish oddity hence being in the NYTimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493306)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:21 AM
Author: white slippery field shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493308)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Vigorous state alpha

Not the other way around at all. People who get married these days are losers/fuckups with no life ambition and no interests in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493314)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: white slippery field shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493337)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:39 AM
Author: twisted vivacious boiling water background story

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493475)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed doobsian rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498193)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:39 AM
Author: soul-stirring seedy whorehouse

Sad situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493336)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:43 AM
Author: Aqua Jet-lagged Place Of Business

Wait, the cub she mauled started law school at age 20? Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493348)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:49 AM
Author: Supple Burgundy Really Tough Guy

“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”

“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”

“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”

“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”

“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493361)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Titillating awkward windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493423)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:41 AM
Author: Vengeful Coldplay Fan Keepsake Machete

http://i.imgur.com/hFeUQWf.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493481)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: Angry cerebral mad cow disease

Was thinking of this one for some reason, last panel:

https://i.imgur.com/FOcVAAe.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497541)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: Coral native mexican

This one is so devastating. Why do men marry these sluts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497561)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:12 PM
Author: odious cordovan garrison

JFC, I knew these two links were the cockshadow and the "I'm just not a sexual person, shit" comics without even looking at them. LOL@ WOMEN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528495)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: 180 jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498190)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:48 PM
Author: Vengeful Coldplay Fan Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497366)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:50 PM
Author: cracking center fanboi

*smallest violin plays*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497379)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: infuriating disgusting weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497691)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Floppy unholy plaza headpube

“I never would have guessed 37,” he said. “I thought you were, like, 26.”

You just know this shrew made this up and worked it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498184)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: red racy spot factory reset button

i've said this kind of thing to older chicks to butter them up, because it really does work. "damn; you must get carded all the time!" they can hardly suppress their squeals of glee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498212)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Mewling location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498894)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:49 PM
Author: cobalt voyeur sanctuary

a dampened panties is performed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505170)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:53 PM
Author: 180 jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505200)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring seedy whorehouse

Seriously, just too easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505262)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: light exhilarant idea he suggested cuckoldry

I've had women say to me, "people always think I'm younger than I am - guess what my age is!" It's paralyzing because you feel the need to say something outlandishly low. of course you don't want to go over. But if guess 38 and she actually is 38, you've just insulted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527644)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: white slippery field shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226952)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac station fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226855)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: nighttime boyish corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226877)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: Vibrant Sapphire Giraffe

here's what she looked like ELEVEN YEARS AGO:

https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/isela-hernandez-and-marisa-lascher-attend-friends-of-the-news-photo/608745932?esource=SEO_GIS_CDN_Redirect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226921)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: gold sound barrier

Why was this written? Why was it then published?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498213)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: Floppy unholy plaza headpube

LJL

"Then one night I came home a little too drunk and encountered him in the hallway. He was the one who almost always decided when we would hang out, and I complained it wasn’t fair that everything seemed to be on his terms. I was pressuring him, reverting to my worst dating default behavior, and he fled into his apartment.

The next day he texted: “maybe we should chill with this. you’ve been a good friend ... we complicated it a little though haha.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498236)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: frum lodge tattoo

she should just move to SF. lots of desperate doods there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498932)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:37 PM
Author: Floppy unholy plaza headpube

He should have text "Heh" instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505078)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: light exhilarant idea he suggested cuckoldry

a rare haha sighting in the wild!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35228568)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: charismatic crackhouse

finally bothered to read this, this is just pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498357)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: khaki dragon

lmao, hatchet-faced whiny jewess get's P&Ded by her unemployed law bro neighbor and feels validated in her terrible life choices.

she's a living personification of the idiotic shrew mentality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498842)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:00 PM
Author: charismatic crackhouse

and nytimes publishing worthy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505285)



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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Mewling location

"OMG Marisa! Your life is like straight out of sex in the city!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498926)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:34 PM
Author: nudist sooty space travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505044)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:04 PM
Author: Pearl elastic band mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505325)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: Vibrant Sapphire Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226944)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:55 PM
Author: multi-colored umber wagecucks

I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505215)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:04 PM
Author: Pearl elastic band mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505329)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: Amber gay wizard

At least the years spent accumulating experiences in the big city resulted in wisdom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34506132)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: charismatic crackhouse

fuck she likely left dumber than she went in jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528647)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: Vengeful Coldplay Fan Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527617)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:25 PM
Author: costumed shivering institution

thought this was me til i saw NY and something about calling cops sans asking to join. tfg, bullet dodged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527887)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: charismatic crackhouse

(humblebrag about fucking 23 y/o)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528651)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Vibrant Sapphire Giraffe

"So did the three recent college graduates next door. At their weekend parties, a loud bass penetrated our shared wall starting at 10:30 p.m. In sweats, no makeup and with my hair piled in a bun, I would go out and ring their bell around 11 p.m. (early, even by my geriatric standards) to ask them to quiet down."

this would be a good start to a MILF porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226874)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: Vibrant Sapphire Giraffe

here's the (((author)))

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/921259337112309761/f-zLEcsk_400x400.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226934)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:30 PM
Author: Vengeful Coldplay Fan Keepsake Machete

Ljl sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35228437)