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Shrew writes screed about being 37, unemployed, and alone (NYT)
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:00 AM Author: Nighttime Pungent Theatre Gaming Laptop I was 37, single, unemployed and depressed because in a couple of months I was going to be moving out of my studio apartment on East 23rd Street in Manhattan and in with my mother in Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn. Since taking a buyout at my Wall Street firm, I had devoted myself to two activities: searching for a new job and working out. And I spent a lot of time in my apartment.
So did the three recent college graduates next door. At their weekend parties, a loud bass penetrated our shared wall starting at 10:30 p.m. In sweats, no makeup and with my hair piled in a bun, I would go out and ring their bell around 11 p.m. (early, even by my geriatric standards) to ask them to quiet down.
One of them would appear, flush with alcohol and annoyance, and promise to turn it down. Usually they did. When they didn’t, I would call the doorman, the management company and, once, the police. But the noise continued.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/20/style/modern-love-single-unemployed-and-suddenly-myself.html |
Date: October 21st, 2017 7:05 AM Author: Mildly autistic crackhouse nowag copy paste please (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493224) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:08 AM Author: glittery thirsty chad "I had no income, and rent was almost $3,000 a month. " lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493231) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:10 AM Author: bateful bull headed range fat ankles stupid whore. checking out tinder at a bar, hooking up with your 23 year old neighbour who clearly is using your vagina as a fleshlight and nothing more and she opened up to him completely as soon as he stuck his dick in? hmmm, the lucky guy that will get this cunt doesnt know how lucky he is to get some leftovers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493232) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:11 AM Author: Irradiated Psychic Resort How can NYT claim to be a serious newspaper when it publishes this crap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493233) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:12 AM Author: bateful bull headed range fat ankles its basically huffington post at this point, and CNN is just nigga FOX news. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493234) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:35 AM Author: mind-boggling slap-happy haunted graveyard trailer park Well it's in the 'Style' section and I'll wager that none of this actually happened. It's just filler. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493330) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:13 PM Author: Big mexican NOW you ask this question? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497521) |
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:08 PM Author: Big mexican It has to throw a bone to its leading demographic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226927) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:14 AM Author: Thriller crusty heaven "I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493236) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:16 AM Author: Nighttime Pungent Theatre Gaming Laptop Just checked her Linkedin. She got her master's at Emory and is ugly as sin. She portrays her year-long unemployment as "business consulting" ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493240) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:19 PM Author: Flesh Liquid Oxygen 180 follow up evan39, good work. also ljl at this bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497548) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:05 PM Author: henna curious home goyim she's disgusting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527742) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:09 PM Author: Nighttime Pungent Theatre Gaming Laptop She even touts the "5% acceptance rate" for her shitty master's program (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527771) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:20 AM Author: Galvanic Double Fault Nursing Home "One afternoon in the elevator, I saw one of the guys from next door in jeans and a T-shirt, his dark hair slightly receding."
LJL |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:45 AM Author: impressive charismatic halford hospital Did you expect Chad looks on a 23yo desperate enough to chase this 37yo narcissist? Dude is mad lucky she didn't baby up. She sounds like exactly the chick to trap a dude. If he had a job she probably would have. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493273) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:45 AM Author: Galvanic Double Fault Nursing Home No, just lolled at how she felt compelled to mention his hairline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493275) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:16 AM Author: Splenetic idea he suggested selfie Twist: She was trying to get pregnant but her "trap" was foiled by her shreweggs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493422) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:39 AM Author: impressive charismatic halford hospital I love how we now call every severance package a buyout. Unless you're C suite level and you have a 7 or 8 figure golden parachute that your lawyers spent a week negotiating it's not a buyout. It's TTT severance so you don't shoot up the place the very next day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493270) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:53 AM Author: Demanding gas station affirmative action LJL at them issuing a correction so we all know on exactly what end of 23rd Street her Schlomo-owned shitbox studio was. I bet the Miriam Kaplan Real Estate Partners Family Trust LLC called and complained to get that done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493280) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:00 AM Author: impressive charismatic halford hospital Her moving to Sheepshead Bay is bad news though. It was the last cheapish part of Brooklyn that was majority white with Gerritsen Beach being all Irish-German and the rest being Russian/Ukrainian and Jewish but in the last year mad hipsters moved in and kicked the prices up over 30%. Every townhouse there is now over a million whereas two years ago you could still buy an actual house for like $700k. Now it's more like 1.2 million even by those Nostrand avenue projects and for that money you might as well just do Flatbush. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493291) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:57 AM Author: Crystalline rebellious ape lay i swear to christ these women's personalities were written by a minimum wage indian programmer working for a private equity owned globalist software company. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493284) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:08 AM Author: impressive charismatic halford hospital There is no personality there, bro. Just do narcissism, bro. It's a big fucking hole where a person should be. This is what you get though when you raise kids with no god or love of country or party or ANYTHING but consumerism. It's why a brainwashed N.Korean gook is still a better person than a randomly selected Yankee. The gook understands suffering. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493296) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:10 AM Author: Crystalline rebellious ape lay no i agree. i was using personality loosely. its really tragic and terrifying that these pieces of shit exist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493300) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:31 PM Author: metal boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528629) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:11 AM Author: deep address messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493302) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:08 AM Author: Galvanic Double Fault Nursing Home she had to swipe app her own neighbour to close the deal, is this normal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493297) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:09 AM Author: impressive charismatic halford hospital Only in cities where changing apartments every twelve months is normal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493299) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:11 AM Author: supple azure volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493303) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:17 AM Author: lime coffee pot alpha Only losers/fuckups get married these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493304) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:19 AM Author: impressive charismatic halford hospital Other way around, bro. This chick is a freakish oddity hence being in the NYTimes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493306) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:21 AM Author: deep address messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493308) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:29 AM Author: lime coffee pot alpha Not the other way around at all. People who get married these days are losers/fuckups with no life ambition and no interests in life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493314) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:40 AM Author: deep address messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493337) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:39 AM Author: Adventurous set ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493475) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:49 PM Author: Costumed travel guidebook pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498193) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:39 AM Author: Bisexual dilemma marketing idea Sad situation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493336) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:43 AM Author: wonderful infuriating goal in life Wait, the cub she mauled started law school at age 20? Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493348) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:49 AM Author: brindle outnumbered property voyeur “At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”
“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”
“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”
“At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.” “At least you’re having fun,” a soon-to-be-divorced friend said. “None of us are. I didn’t even want to touch my husband at the end.”
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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:16 AM Author: Splenetic idea he suggested selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493423) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:41 AM Author: Nighttime Pungent Theatre Gaming Laptop http://i.imgur.com/hFeUQWf.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34493481) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:17 PM Author: Big mexican Was thinking of this one for some reason, last panel:
https://i.imgur.com/FOcVAAe.jpg |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:22 PM Author: copper idiot stage This one is so devastating. Why do men marry these sluts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497561) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:12 PM Author: red institution JFC, I knew these two links were the cockshadow and the "I'm just not a sexual person, shit" comics without even looking at them. LOL@ WOMEN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528495) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:49 PM Author: Exhilarant Avocado Sanctuary Organic Girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498190) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:48 PM Author: Nighttime Pungent Theatre Gaming Laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497366) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 7:50 PM Author: violet telephone legal warrant *smallest violin plays* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497379) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 8:43 PM Author: Violent Slimy Hissy Fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34497691) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:48 PM Author: soul-stirring harsh library pisswyrm “I never would have guessed 37,” he said. “I thought you were, like, 26.”
You just know this shrew made this up and worked it in. |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:52 PM Author: Lake Windowlicker i've said this kind of thing to older chicks to butter them up, because it really does work. "damn; you must get carded all the time!" they can hardly suppress their squeals of glee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498212) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:14 PM Author: bonkers headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498894) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:49 PM Author: Offensive Beady-eyed Parlour Partner a dampened panties is performed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505170) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:53 PM Author: Exhilarant Avocado Sanctuary Organic Girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505200) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM Author: Bisexual dilemma marketing idea Seriously, just too easy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505262) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:49 PM Author: Exciting Cuckoldry Native I've had women say to me, "people always think I'm younger than I am - guess what my age is!" It's paralyzing because you feel the need to say something outlandishly low. of course you don't want to go over. But if guess 38 and she actually is 38, you've just insulted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527644) |
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:12 PM Author: deep address messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226952) |
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Date: January 24th, 2018 1:58 PM Author: vibrant site quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226855) |
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:01 PM Author: flatulent milky crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226877) |
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:07 PM Author: Drab meetinghouse here's what she looked like ELEVEN YEARS AGO:
https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/isela-hernandez-and-marisa-lascher-attend-friends-of-the-news-photo/608745932?esource=SEO_GIS_CDN_Redirect |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:52 PM Author: concupiscible balding deer antler Why was this written? Why was it then published? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498213) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 9:56 PM Author: soul-stirring harsh library pisswyrm LJL
"Then one night I came home a little too drunk and encountered him in the hallway. He was the one who almost always decided when we would hang out, and I complained it wasn’t fair that everything seemed to be on his terms. I was pressuring him, reverting to my worst dating default behavior, and he fled into his apartment.
The next day he texted: “maybe we should chill with this. you’ve been a good friend ... we complicated it a little though haha.” |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:18 PM Author: stimulating nubile private investor she should just move to SF. lots of desperate doods there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498932) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:37 PM Author: soul-stirring harsh library pisswyrm He should have text "Heh" instead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505078) |
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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:45 PM Author: Exciting Cuckoldry Native a rare haha sighting in the wild! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35228568) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 10:13 PM Author: Flesh Liquid Oxygen finally bothered to read this, this is just pathetic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498357) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:10 PM Author: Appetizing field striped hyena lmao, hatchet-faced whiny jewess get's P&Ded by her unemployed law bro neighbor and feels validated in her terrible life choices.
she's a living personification of the idiotic shrew mentality. |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:00 PM Author: Flesh Liquid Oxygen and nytimes publishing worthy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505285) |
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Date: October 21st, 2017 11:17 PM Author: bonkers headpube "OMG Marisa! Your life is like straight out of sex in the city!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34498926) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:34 PM Author: submissive ocher antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505044) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:04 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Motley Scourge Upon The Earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505325) |
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:10 PM Author: Drab meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35226944) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:55 PM Author: glittery thirsty chad I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. I wasn’t dating because I hadn’t figured out how to positively spin my unemployment story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505215) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:04 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Motley Scourge Upon The Earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34505329) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 9:29 PM Author: Floppy glassy rehab At least the years spent accumulating experiences in the big city resulted in wisdom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34506132) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:33 PM Author: Flesh Liquid Oxygen fuck she likely left dumber than she went in jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528647) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:44 PM Author: Nighttime Pungent Theatre Gaming Laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527617) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:25 PM Author: vengeful famous landscape painting lettuce thought this was me til i saw NY and something about calling cops sans asking to join. tfg, bullet dodged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34527887) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 8:33 PM Author: Flesh Liquid Oxygen (humblebrag about fucking 23 y/o) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#34528651) |
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:01 PM Author: Drab meetinghouse "So did the three recent college graduates next door. At their weekend parties, a loud bass penetrated our shared wall starting at 10:30 p.m. In sweats, no makeup and with my hair piled in a bun, I would go out and ring their bell around 11 p.m. (early, even by my geriatric standards) to ask them to quiet down."
this would be a good start to a MILF porn |
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:09 PM Author: Drab meetinghouse here's the (((author)))
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/921259337112309761/f-zLEcsk_400x400.jpg |
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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:30 PM Author: Nighttime Pungent Theatre Gaming Laptop Ljl sad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770362&forum_id=2#35228437) |