You ever fucked a fellow inmate in the psych ward?
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 12:32 AM Author: Appetizing tantric fat ankles
Ended up getting my buddy to call the cops on me to get me committed.I was being lazy at work and was pretty sure I was going to get fired, so I had him say I was threatening suicide because my ocd had gone out of control. That way I knew I was safe from getting terminated thanks to the laws in my state.
So I hammed up skin picking and exaggerated counting of traffic lights in the ER and how it drove me to thinking about ending it, so they kept me for 5 days.
We had daily group therapy, most everybody was a bipolar borderline type chicks who cut themselves for attention and did heroin and slapped their mother around and other annoying type behaviors So of course I am horny as fuck, and the nurses are checking in on us every half hour...of course it's more like every hour because they are lazy as hell, so after group therapy (there are like 5 of these sessions a day ran by fat women in their 30s with MY masters where you talk about yourself and how to cope), so I'm playing footsy with this blonde, kind of skinny looking, but really sweet tits. definitely bipolar, and I was the only young guy there in her age range, so i tell her im gonna visit after the nurse check.
So she is in the hall across from mine, I just walk in and she isn't even wearing clothes under her blanket lol.
Worst part is I had to raw dog her, so I made sure to get tested for Hep c and HIV after I got out. Probably one of the better fucks of my life, nothing like it after a week of not cumming. Normally I would never touch a girl without a condom on but I obviously wasnt in my right mind, and it's not like a skinny heroin chic skank on all these antipsychotics can get pregnant anyways plus I'm competing with the 10 different darnells she has on the outside. I don't even remember her name, ljl. But yeah, peak experience of my life, would recommend it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771159&forum_id=2#34499557) |
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