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Who would like some CharlesXII themed hypos?
| Hairless kitchen jewess | 10/22/17 |
| cruel-hearted dingle berry | 10/22/17 |
| Hairless kitchen jewess | 10/22/17 |
| cruel-hearted dingle berry | 10/22/17 |
| Odious bearded therapy jew | 10/23/17 |
| pearly thriller piazza internal respiration | 10/22/17 |
| Orange Stage | 10/22/17 |
| pearly thriller piazza internal respiration | 10/22/17 |
| cruel-hearted dingle berry | 10/22/17 |
| multi-colored disturbing range | 10/22/17 |
| Hairless kitchen jewess | 10/22/17 |
| multi-colored disturbing range | 10/22/17 |
| Lascivious address | 10/22/17 |
| Hairless kitchen jewess | 10/22/17 |
| pearly thriller piazza internal respiration | 10/22/17 |
| multi-colored disturbing range | 10/22/17 |
| Lascivious address | 10/22/17 |
| Hairless kitchen jewess | 10/22/17 |
| pearly thriller piazza internal respiration | 10/22/17 |
| multi-colored disturbing range | 10/22/17 |
| Ungodly drunken hairy legs | 10/23/17 |
| Lascivious address | 10/22/17 |
| pearly thriller piazza internal respiration | 10/22/17 |
| Hairless kitchen jewess | 10/22/17 |
| pearly thriller piazza internal respiration | 10/22/17 |
| mind-boggling plaza | 10/22/17 |
| Charismatic milk | 10/22/17 |
| Hairless kitchen jewess | 10/22/17 |
| pearly thriller piazza internal respiration | 10/22/17 |
| Charismatic milk | 10/22/17 |
| multi-colored disturbing range | 10/23/17 |
| underhanded stirring point ceo | 10/22/17 |
| Hairless kitchen jewess | 10/22/17 |
| pearly thriller piazza internal respiration | 10/22/17 |
| Hairless kitchen jewess | 10/23/17 |
| underhanded stirring point ceo | 10/23/17 |
| naked theater stage | 10/22/17 |
| Hairless kitchen jewess | 10/23/17 |
| Odious bearded therapy jew | 10/23/17 |
| Lascivious address | 10/23/17 |
| Lemon Jet-lagged Institution Selfie | 10/23/17 |
| mind-boggling plaza | 10/22/17 |
| multi-colored disturbing range | 10/22/17 |
| Startling Toaster | 10/22/17 |
| Startling Toaster | 10/23/17 |
| Magenta passionate faggotry police squad | 10/22/17 |
| Ungodly drunken hairy legs | 10/23/17 |
| fighting iridescent forum | 10/23/17 |
| Lemon Jet-lagged Institution Selfie | 10/23/17 |
| Razzle insecure boistinker parlor | 10/23/17 |
| Hairless kitchen jewess | 10/23/17 |
| pearly thriller piazza internal respiration | 10/23/17 |
| Hairless kitchen jewess | 10/23/17 |
| multi-colored disturbing range | 10/23/17 |
| Hairless kitchen jewess | 10/23/17 |
| cruel-hearted dingle berry | 10/23/17 |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:03 PM Author: Hairless kitchen jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34503858) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:03 PM Author: cruel-hearted dingle berry k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34503859) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:06 PM Author: Hairless kitchen jewess Option A: 24 hours from now, you will be given a 50 question test about the Spanish Civil War. CharlesXII will also take the same test. You will be told that the test is only about the Spanish Civil War. CharlesXII will be told that it is a test about "20th century wars". You both can use the next 24 hours to study. Whoever gets the higher score on the test wins a $10,000 gift card to Amazon, and whoever gets the lower score gets flogged.
Option B: You must infiltrate the next Papal Conclave by pretending to be an obscure cardinal. If you can go the entire conclave without people figuring out you are a fake cardinal, you win 2500 euros. If they figure out you are a fraud, you will be tied to a donkey, paraded through the streets of Rome, and the locals will throw garbage at you. |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:15 PM Author: cruel-hearted dingle berry A, but only because I fought in the Spanish Civil War for Franco (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34503961) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 12:37 AM Author: Odious bearded therapy jew I tip off charles about the subject matter of the test in exchange for a 50/50 split of the money. I take the $5000 and the flogging. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34507157) |
Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:03 PM Author: pearly thriller piazza internal respiration Well, um, okay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34503864) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:14 PM Author: Orange Stage lol at you not getting a hypo
ur DONE HERE |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:14 PM Author: pearly thriller piazza internal respiration fml (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34503954) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:15 PM Author: cruel-hearted dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34503963) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:04 PM Author: multi-colored disturbing range me me me me! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34503866) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:12 PM Author: Hairless kitchen jewess Option A: You are transformed into a generic-looking, skinny DC 5. You are dropped off in the middle of Farragut Square and given an entry level job at the Heritage Institute. You have a month to find CharlesXII, win his heart, and get to a third date with him. If you do this, you win a brand new 2017 Lexus ES. If you fail, you are forced to live in Washington DC the rest of your life (or Arlington or Silver Spring, but not Bethesda).
Option B: You must join CharlesXII's hardcore board game club. You have three months to win one of the complex board games they play. If you succeed, you win a $50,000 shopping spree at the Gucci Store. If you don't succeed, you must pay rachmiel's hosting fees for XO for one year. |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM Author: multi-colored disturbing range i couldn't achieve option A within a month. I would need a month to read history books & study Catholicism in preparation of winning his heart. I think I could do it within 3 months but I'm only given one month.
Option B I could probably do within 3 months but I don't really care about Gucci stuff at all. I guess I could just buy a bunch of handbags and re-sell them?
In any case, I wouldn't want to live in DC forever so I'll pick option B. Excellent hypo. |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:14 PM Author: Lascivious address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34503953) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:27 PM Author: Hairless kitchen jewess Option A: For the next six months, you may not spend more than $10/day on food. If you spend more than this, you will pay a fine equal to three times your total food spend during that time. If you manage to spend less than $5/day on food, you win a brand new Toyota Camry LE.
Option B: For the next six months, you must read at least one 400 page (or more) history book per week. You will be given a reading comprehension test at the end of each book and must score at least 50%. If you complete this task, you will be given your own TV show on FOX News that runs at like 2 AM, guaranteed to run at least 6 months. |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:28 PM Author: pearly thriller piazza internal respiration Man, I wish I was dusting off a 400 page book every week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34504067) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:29 PM Author: multi-colored disturbing range omg i wish i had this hypo, id take option B and have a blast w it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34504077) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:32 PM Author: Lascivious address what happens if i fail B? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34504097) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:32 PM Author: Hairless kitchen jewess Nothing. You've just wasted a bunch of time reading books. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34504100) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:33 PM Author: pearly thriller piazza internal respiration Hardly a waste, friend! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34504102) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:33 PM Author: multi-colored disturbing range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34504111) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 12:29 AM Author: Ungodly drunken hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34507116) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:33 PM Author: Lascivious address was going to enthusiastically choose B regardless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34504108) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:32 PM Author: pearly thriller piazza internal respiration For option A, do you fail if you spend more than 5/10 on any particular day, or is it just tracking the six-month average? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34504101) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:33 PM Author: Hairless kitchen jewess six month average (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34504105) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:35 PM Author: pearly thriller piazza internal respiration Psh, would be EASY to beat that hypo then.
That said probably take the B option simply because the payoff is better. |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM Author: mind-boggling plaza yeah, you just gotta go to a buffet once per day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34504962) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:14 PM Author: Charismatic milk I like how each option within the hypo has conditional outcomes to consider. The game within the game inception (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34503955) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:39 PM Author: Hairless kitchen jewess Option A: You must go to Rocket Bar in Washington DC on a Friday night and spend at least six hours there (7 PM to 1 AM). Each time you totally ignore a woman who comes up to flirt with you or hit on you, you win $100. If, even a single time, you flirt back or initiate or return physical contact with a girl, you lose all the money you just won, and must ride the Metro back home in your underwear.
Option B: Next Saturday, you must debate a Lutheran pastor about finer points of theology, before an audience of theology enthusiasts, clerics of many different faiths, and popular historian Karen Armstrong. You must defend the orthodox Catholic position in all cases. After the debate, the audience will be polled about whether or not you embarrassed yourself. If 50% vote that you did not embarrass yourself, you win a $500 gift certificate to Fogo de Chao. If they think you did embarrass yourself, you must allow a local petty criminal into your house, take him to your primary closet, and let him steal as many clothes as he can in 30 seconds. |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:43 PM Author: pearly thriller piazza internal respiration This seems, uh, heavily weighted to option B for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34504192) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:48 PM Author: Charismatic milk Option A. Won't leave with any cash but seems like good people watching at a place of historical importance to XO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34504212) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:06 PM Author: multi-colored disturbing range option A. could easily ignore men or women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34512613) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:14 PM Author: underhanded stirring point ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34503959) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 11:54 PM Author: Hairless kitchen jewess Option A: The Pope places the Minnesota Vikings under interdiction. No player or employee of the Vikings may take part in any Catholic service or sacrament: they can't get communion, they can't go to confession, they can't even get a Catholic funeral if they die. Further, the interdict extends to all parishes where one or more priests is an open and notorious Vikings fan: those parishes are shut down until such time as all offending priests renounce the Vikings. And all Catholic churches across the world are instructed to deny communion to anyone wearing a Vikings jersey or Vikings gear. The point is, the Vatican has determined that the Minnesota Vikings franchise are an affront to God and man, and will work to destroy it.
Option B: The Pope canonizes the first Packer fan saint, Saint Ambrose of Lambeau. Allegedly, Saint Ambrose of Lambeau was a holy man who lived sometime in the early to mid 20th century and never missed a Packers game. One day, he saw three children walking to Lambeau Field who were being attacked by vicious bears. He began to recite the Lord's Prayer, causing the bears to freeze, and allowing the children to escape. Later, he was martyred when a very left-wing governor of Wisconsin began persecuting Christians. There is very little documentary evidence that any of this ever happened, but Saint Ambrose of Lambeau is now a saint and his image - in green Packers gear - is appearing on stained glass windows in Catholic churches all over Wisconsin. |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 11:57 PM Author: pearly thriller piazza internal respiration Is there a particular reason the Vikings are under interdict? Is it possible that a change in ownership would remove the interdict?
180 hypo btw, probably have to go with A. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 12:00 AM Author: Hairless kitchen jewess No, this isn't corrupt medieval times when the Vikings will enjoy papal favor once more if ownership is transferred to the Baberini family or the Kingdom of Aragon or some shit like that. The existence of the Minnesota Vikings has simply been found to be incompatible with the teachings of Jesus Christ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34506985) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:30 AM Author: underhanded stirring point ceo I think I'm going to have to go with B just to see the stain glass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34508191) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:21 PM Author: naked theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34504006) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 12:05 AM Author: Hairless kitchen jewess Option A: You receive constant unsolicited advice about your sex life from depressed lawyers, some of whom wear adult diapers. However, these depressed lawyers love you and vote for you in meaningless popularity contests.
Option B: You are an obscure poaster on a message board for depressed lawyers, some of whom wear adult diapers. Nobody is obsessed with your IRL, but you never get any votes in MPM. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 12:25 AM Author: Odious bearded therapy jew A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34507100) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 12:27 AM Author: Lascivious address wait are these hypos relevant to charles' life, or are we trying to determine what he should do insofar as we understand his motivations? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34507107) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 12:30 AM Author: Lemon Jet-lagged Institution Selfie I believe the hypos are for you, and are simply themed around the known facts of the poster CharlesXII. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34507120) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:30 PM Author: mind-boggling plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34504079) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:45 PM Author: multi-colored disturbing range these are some amazing hypos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34504199) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:45 PM Author: Startling Toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34504202) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:46 PM Author: Startling Toaster Sir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34513343) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:53 PM Author: Magenta passionate faggotry police squad 180 trillion thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34504238) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 12:29 AM Author: Ungodly drunken hairy legs cr, thread delivered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34507117) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 12:31 AM Author: fighting iridescent forum these are amazing
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 12:30 AM Author: Lemon Jet-lagged Institution Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34507121) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 12:38 AM Author: Razzle insecure boistinker parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34507164) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:04 PM Author: Hairless kitchen jewess Option A: You are presented with three Jesuses. One of them is the actual Jesus. One of them is a method actor hired to play Jesus. One of them is a Biblical scholar hired to play Jesus. You must determine which one of them is the truly the Son of Man, and which two are fakers. You do this by asking them questions until you're ready to pick who you think is the Christ. You can ask questions about theology, Biblical history, morality, or whatever you'd like. Only rules are, you can't ask for a miracle, and you can't ask something that only an omnipotent deity would know (like "what sin did I commit at 9 AM this morning" or "what were the last words my grandmother said to me"). Also, assume you cannot tell the real Jesus apart physically; he doesn't appear in some kind of transfigured or glorified state and he does not have any crucifixion wounds. If you pick the right Jesus, you win an old, previously undiscovered copy of the Gospel of Luke dating back to at least the 3rd century AD.
Option B: Same thing, but it's three Napoleons and one of them is the real Napoleon. If you pick the right Napoleon, he will autograph one item of your choosing. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:07 PM Author: pearly thriller piazza internal respiration The implications of a Gospel of Luke that dates to the 200's BC are very very interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34512614) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:07 PM Author: Hairless kitchen jewess whoops - fixed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34512616) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:04 PM Author: multi-colored disturbing range is it greedy of me to ask for ANOTHER hypo? i loved mine so much i want another! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34512598) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:05 PM Author: Hairless kitchen jewess you can answer other people's hypos! answer them all! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34512601) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:05 PM Author: cruel-hearted dingle berry BAN HER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34512606) |