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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:12 PM Author: Irradiated locale marketing idea
Option A: You are transformed into a generic-looking, skinny DC 5. You are dropped off in the middle of Farragut Square and given an entry level job at the Heritage Institute. You have a month to find CharlesXII, win his heart, and get to a third date with him. If you do this, you win a brand new 2017 Lexus ES. If you fail, you are forced to live in Washington DC the rest of your life (or Arlington or Silver Spring, but not Bethesda).
Option B: You must join CharlesXII's hardcore board game club. You have three months to win one of the complex board games they play. If you succeed, you win a $50,000 shopping spree at the Gucci Store. If you don't succeed, you must pay rachmiel's hosting fees for XO for one year.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34503943) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM Author: Cowardly clear french chef
i couldn't achieve option A within a month. I would need a month to read history books & study Catholicism in preparation of winning his heart. I think I could do it within 3 months but I'm only given one month.
Option B I could probably do within 3 months but I don't really care about Gucci stuff at all. I guess I could just buy a bunch of handbags and re-sell them?
In any case, I wouldn't want to live in DC forever so I'll pick option B. Excellent hypo.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34503998) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 5:39 PM Author: Irradiated locale marketing idea
Option A: You must go to Rocket Bar in Washington DC on a Friday night and spend at least six hours there (7 PM to 1 AM). Each time you totally ignore a woman who comes up to flirt with you or hit on you, you win $100. If, even a single time, you flirt back or initiate or return physical contact with a girl, you lose all the money you just won, and must ride the Metro back home in your underwear.
Option B: Next Saturday, you must debate a Lutheran pastor about finer points of theology, before an audience of theology enthusiasts, clerics of many different faiths, and popular historian Karen Armstrong. You must defend the orthodox Catholic position in all cases. After the debate, the audience will be polled about whether or not you embarrassed yourself. If 50% vote that you did not embarrass yourself, you win a $500 gift certificate to Fogo de Chao. If they think you did embarrass yourself, you must allow a local petty criminal into your house, take him to your primary closet, and let him steal as many clothes as he can in 30 seconds.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34504155) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 11:54 PM Author: Irradiated locale marketing idea
Option A: The Pope places the Minnesota Vikings under interdiction. No player or employee of the Vikings may take part in any Catholic service or sacrament: they can't get communion, they can't go to confession, they can't even get a Catholic funeral if they die. Further, the interdict extends to all parishes where one or more priests is an open and notorious Vikings fan: those parishes are shut down until such time as all offending priests renounce the Vikings. And all Catholic churches across the world are instructed to deny communion to anyone wearing a Vikings jersey or Vikings gear. The point is, the Vatican has determined that the Minnesota Vikings franchise are an affront to God and man, and will work to destroy it.
Option B: The Pope canonizes the first Packer fan saint, Saint Ambrose of Lambeau. Allegedly, Saint Ambrose of Lambeau was a holy man who lived sometime in the early to mid 20th century and never missed a Packers game. One day, he saw three children walking to Lambeau Field who were being attacked by vicious bears. He began to recite the Lord's Prayer, causing the bears to freeze, and allowing the children to escape. Later, he was martyred when a very left-wing governor of Wisconsin began persecuting Christians. There is very little documentary evidence that any of this ever happened, but Saint Ambrose of Lambeau is now a saint and his image - in green Packers gear - is appearing on stained glass windows in Catholic churches all over Wisconsin.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34506957) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:04 PM Author: Irradiated locale marketing idea
Option A: You are presented with three Jesuses. One of them is the actual Jesus. One of them is a method actor hired to play Jesus. One of them is a Biblical scholar hired to play Jesus. You must determine which one of them is the truly the Son of Man, and which two are fakers. You do this by asking them questions until you're ready to pick who you think is the Christ. You can ask questions about theology, Biblical history, morality, or whatever you'd like. Only rules are, you can't ask for a miracle, and you can't ask something that only an omnipotent deity would know (like "what sin did I commit at 9 AM this morning" or "what were the last words my grandmother said to me"). Also, assume you cannot tell the real Jesus apart physically; he doesn't appear in some kind of transfigured or glorified state and he does not have any crucifixion wounds. If you pick the right Jesus, you win an old, previously undiscovered copy of the Gospel of Luke dating back to at least the 3rd century AD.
Option B: Same thing, but it's three Napoleons and one of them is the real Napoleon. If you pick the right Napoleon, he will autograph one item of your choosing.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34512592) |
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