Option B: You must infiltrate the next Papal Conclave by pretending to be an obscure cardinal. If you can go the entire conclave without people figuring out you are a fake cardinal, you win 2500 euros. If they figure out you are a fraud, you will be tied to a donkey, paraded through the streets of Rome, and the locals will throw garbage at you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34503883)

ur DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34503951)

Option B: You must join CharlesXII's hardcore board game club. You have three months to win one of the complex board games they play. If you succeed, you win a $50,000 shopping spree at the Gucci Store. If you don't succeed, you must pay rachmiel's hosting fees for XO for one year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34503943)

Option B I could probably do within 3 months but I don't really care about Gucci stuff at all. I guess I could just buy a bunch of handbags and re-sell them?

In any case, I wouldn't want to live in DC forever so I'll pick option B. Excellent hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34503998)

Option B: For the next six months, you must read at least one 400 page (or more) history book per week. You will be given a reading comprehension test at the end of each book and must score at least 50%. If you complete this task, you will be given your own TV show on FOX News that runs at like 2 AM, guaranteed to run at least 6 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34504060)

That said probably take the B option simply because the payoff is better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34504122)

Option B: Next Saturday, you must debate a Lutheran pastor about finer points of theology, before an audience of theology enthusiasts, clerics of many different faiths, and popular historian Karen Armstrong. You must defend the orthodox Catholic position in all cases. After the debate, the audience will be polled about whether or not you embarrassed yourself. If 50% vote that you did not embarrass yourself, you win a $500 gift certificate to Fogo de Chao. If they think you did embarrass yourself, you must allow a local petty criminal into your house, take him to your primary closet, and let him steal as many clothes as he can in 30 seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34504155)

Option B: The Pope canonizes the first Packer fan saint, Saint Ambrose of Lambeau. Allegedly, Saint Ambrose of Lambeau was a holy man who lived sometime in the early to mid 20th century and never missed a Packers game. One day, he saw three children walking to Lambeau Field who were being attacked by vicious bears. He began to recite the Lord's Prayer, causing the bears to freeze, and allowing the children to escape. Later, he was martyred when a very left-wing governor of Wisconsin began persecuting Christians. There is very little documentary evidence that any of this ever happened, but Saint Ambrose of Lambeau is now a saint and his image - in green Packers gear - is appearing on stained glass windows in Catholic churches all over Wisconsin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34506957)

180 hypo btw, probably have to go with A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34506968)

Option B: You are an obscure poaster on a message board for depressed lawyers, some of whom wear adult diapers. Nobody is obsessed with your IRL, but you never get any votes in MPM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34507008)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34507126)

Option B: Same thing, but it's three Napoleons and one of them is the real Napoleon. If you pick the right Napoleon, he will autograph one item of your choosing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3771694&forum_id=2#34512592)