I'll settle for 1 BTC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3788390&forum_id=2#34624866)

JAWS ALL ON THE FLOOR LIKE SAM AND BOX JUST BURST IN THE DOOR

STARTED CHOKING HER WORSE THAN BEFORE, THEY FIRST STARTING POASTING, BACK IN HER BROWN DORM

IT'S THE RETURN OF THE... OH WAIT, YOU'RE KIDDING, HE ISN'T REALLY RUNNING FOR PUBLIC OFFICE, IS HE?

AND DR. :D SAID

NOTHING YOU IDIOTS DR. :D'S DEAD HE'S IN HIS PARENTS' BASEMENT

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y'all act like you never seen bort autism before

jaws all on the floor doobs and twist they just bust in the door

started stalkin' his ass worse than before he first sought the source

from bane's cock burnisher

it's the return of the--

oh wait, no way, you're kidding

he didn't just post what i think he did, did he?

and rachmiel said...

NOTHING you idiots rachmiel's dead

of shitty mod placements

australian women love RSF

jigga-jigga-jewy elena

i'm sick of him, look at him

walkin' around, posting his paid-for sluts

and their russian butts

(yeah, but he's 6'4 tho)

yeah he's probably got a couple of screws up in his head loose

but no worse than what's going on in halford's hellroom

sometimes i just want to out the stalker to the bort jews

but can't, but it's cool for 29 to mod her shrew caboose?

"my bum is in this post! my bum is on this post! and if you're lucky you might just get to see it once--NOPE!"

and that's the message we deliver to new admits

and expect them not to know what an abusive mod is?

of COURSE they gonna repoast julia's old weird tits

by the time they hit fourth page

they look like discovery channel, don't they?

we ain't nothin' but asians?

well, some of us caucasians, don't cut open puppydoods like canteloupes

but if we laugh at old outing deets and old bort tropes

then there's no reason that tsinah and his tinychatting just can't cope

so if you feel like i feel, i've got the antidote

doobs put on some pantyhose

suck lord halford's crusty toes

I'M BIG BABY, YES I'M SO DAMN GRATING

ALL YOU OTHER FAKE TSINAHS ARE JUST IMITATING

SO WON'T THE REAL BORT TSINAH PLEASE SHUT UP

PLEASE SHUT UP

PLEASE SHUT UP

CUZ I'M BIG BABY, YES I'M SO DAMN GRATING

ALL YOU OTHER FAKE TSINAHS ARE JUST IMITATING

SO WON'T THE REAL BORT TSINAH PLEASE SHUT UP

PLEASE SHUT UP

PLEASE SHUT UP

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