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weirdest thing just happened, kid ran up to me and called me "dad"

I'm sitting in a public space, drinking coffee and using my ...
Stirring insane library
  11/15/17
She's being trained as an elite prostitute. Shoulda called R...
Aphrodisiac university
  11/15/17
well dressed "mom" mindgakked kid calling every o...
motley pearl gaming laptop
  11/15/17
Edit : yep op's gonna die in 9 days lol RIP
Aphrodisiac university
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topaz piazza skinny woman
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even with all my encyclopedia brown training, I can't figure...
mischievous lodge
  11/15/17
great moniker OP
orchid native ape
  11/15/17
you will die in exactly 9 days
fluffy spectacular hall
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violent cracking forum
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Nofapping range
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Stirring insane library
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black provocative jewess
  01/16/18
nice seeing an IRL anecdote from you for once
violent cracking forum
  11/15/17
you probably should call the cops if you see this go down ag...
Disturbing roommate nursing home
  11/15/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBkfc1x30g
black provocative jewess
  01/16/18
classic
Stirring insane library
  01/16/18
Cryin and laughing.
Saffron swollen idiot
  01/16/18
i've had women come up to me in public before and claim that...
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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:08 PM
Author: Stirring insane library

I'm sitting in a public space, drinking coffee and using my phone, minding my own business. Suddenly, this woman walks in w/ her kid -- a normal-looking approx 9 y/o girl. The girl immediately runs up to this old man seated about 5 feet away from me, stands directly in front of his face and starts saying "Dad. Dad! Daddddd?"

He looked startled, smiled and turned away.

Then she walks over to me, gets right next to my face at eye-level, looks me right in the eyes and does the same thing, calling me "Dad!", like she really thought I was her dad.

It wasn't a retarded kid, either. Perfectly normal intonation.

Then her well-dressed mother, looking only SLIGHTLY embarrassed, finally goes "Your father will be very pleased that you are calling him 'Dad'", and she grabs the girl and off they go.

Is my life one long episode of Candid Camera?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693595)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac university

She's being trained as an elite prostitute. Shoulda called RBI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693608)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: motley pearl gaming laptop

well dressed "mom"

mindgakked kid calling every older male 'dad'

holy shit it checks out. OP are you sure the woman was related?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693638)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac university

Edit : yep op's gonna die in 9 days lol RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693701)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: topaz piazza skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693711)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: mischievous lodge

even with all my encyclopedia brown training, I can't figure this one out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693642)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: orchid native ape

great moniker OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693661)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: fluffy spectacular hall

you will die in exactly 9 days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694212)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: violent cracking forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694249)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:47 PM
Author: motley pearl gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694279)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: orange water buffalo old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694284)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: Nofapping range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694300)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Stirring insane library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169659)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: black provocative jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169661)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: violent cracking forum

nice seeing an IRL anecdote from you for once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694255)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:46 PM
Author: Disturbing roommate nursing home

you probably should call the cops if you see this go down again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694273)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: black provocative jewess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBkfc1x30g

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169663)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Stirring insane library

classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169676)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Saffron swollen idiot

Cryin and laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169704)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: henna bateful kitty doctorate

i've had women come up to me in public before and claim that i'm their baby's daddy. this has happened to me 3 separate times. i did not bang any of those women. one of them even had the kid with them and he looked nothing like me

people are fuckin nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169688)