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weirdest thing just happened, kid ran up to me and called me "dad"

I'm sitting in a public space, drinking coffee and using my ...
Beady-eyed Hyperventilating Base Antidepressant Drug
  11/15/17
She's being trained as an elite prostitute. Shoulda called R...
Flushed hospital
  11/15/17
well dressed "mom" mindgakked kid calling every o...
crawly shivering principal's office boiling water
  11/15/17
Edit : yep op's gonna die in 9 days lol RIP
Flushed hospital
  11/15/17
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primrose tank
  11/15/17
even with all my encyclopedia brown training, I can't figure...
Floppy ladyboy trailer park
  11/15/17
great moniker OP
amber site athletic conference
  11/15/17
you will die in exactly 9 days
Medicated Shimmering Candlestick Maker
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Contagious Karate
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crawly shivering principal's office boiling water
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Cracking Stag Film Skinny Woman
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puce heady codepig
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Beady-eyed Hyperventilating Base Antidepressant Drug
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Lascivious indigo property
  01/16/18
nice seeing an IRL anecdote from you for once
Contagious Karate
  11/15/17
you probably should call the cops if you see this go down ag...
Dashing nighttime field
  11/15/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBkfc1x30g
Lascivious indigo property
  01/16/18
classic
Beady-eyed Hyperventilating Base Antidepressant Drug
  01/16/18
Cryin and laughing.
180 disgusting indirect expression station
  01/16/18
i've had women come up to me in public before and claim that...
Big Cuckold Digit Ratio
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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Hyperventilating Base Antidepressant Drug

I'm sitting in a public space, drinking coffee and using my phone, minding my own business. Suddenly, this woman walks in w/ her kid -- a normal-looking approx 9 y/o girl. The girl immediately runs up to this old man seated about 5 feet away from me, stands directly in front of his face and starts saying "Dad. Dad! Daddddd?"

He looked startled, smiled and turned away.

Then she walks over to me, gets right next to my face at eye-level, looks me right in the eyes and does the same thing, calling me "Dad!", like she really thought I was her dad.

It wasn't a retarded kid, either. Perfectly normal intonation.

Then her well-dressed mother, looking only SLIGHTLY embarrassed, finally goes "Your father will be very pleased that you are calling him 'Dad'", and she grabs the girl and off they go.

Is my life one long episode of Candid Camera?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693595)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:09 PM
Author: Flushed hospital

She's being trained as an elite prostitute. Shoulda called RBI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693608)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: crawly shivering principal's office boiling water

well dressed "mom"

mindgakked kid calling every older male 'dad'

holy shit it checks out. OP are you sure the woman was related?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693638)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Flushed hospital

Edit : yep op's gonna die in 9 days lol RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693701)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: primrose tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693711)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: Floppy ladyboy trailer park

even with all my encyclopedia brown training, I can't figure this one out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693642)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: amber site athletic conference

great moniker OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693661)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Medicated Shimmering Candlestick Maker

you will die in exactly 9 days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694212)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: Contagious Karate



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:47 PM
Author: crawly shivering principal's office boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694279)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Cracking Stag Film Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694284)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: puce heady codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694300)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Hyperventilating Base Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169659)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Lascivious indigo property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169661)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Contagious Karate

nice seeing an IRL anecdote from you for once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694255)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:46 PM
Author: Dashing nighttime field

you probably should call the cops if you see this go down again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694273)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Lascivious indigo property

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBkfc1x30g

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169663)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Hyperventilating Base Antidepressant Drug

classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169676)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: 180 disgusting indirect expression station

Cryin and laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169704)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Big Cuckold Digit Ratio

i've had women come up to me in public before and claim that i'm their baby's daddy. this has happened to me 3 separate times. i did not bang any of those women. one of them even had the kid with them and he looked nothing like me

people are fuckin nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169688)