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weirdest thing just happened, kid ran up to me and called me "dad"
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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:08 PM Author: Learning disabled dysfunction I'm sitting in a public space, drinking coffee and using my phone, minding my own business. Suddenly, this woman walks in w/ her kid -- a normal-looking approx 9 y/o girl. The girl immediately runs up to this old man seated about 5 feet away from me, stands directly in front of his face and starts saying "Dad. Dad! Daddddd?" He looked startled, smiled and turned away. Then she walks over to me, gets right next to my face at eye-level, looks me right in the eyes and does the same thing, calling me "Dad!", like she really thought I was her dad. It wasn't a retarded kid, either. Perfectly normal intonation. Then her well-dressed mother, looking only SLIGHTLY embarrassed, finally goes "Your father will be very pleased that you are calling him 'Dad'", and she grabs the girl and off they go. Is my life one long episode of Candid Camera? |
Date: November 15th, 2017 2:09 PM Author: glittery degenerate old irish cottage She's being trained as an elite prostitute. Shoulda called RBI. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693608) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:13 PM Author: yapping church building well dressed "mom" mindgakked kid calling every older male 'dad'
holy shit it checks out. OP are you sure the woman was related? |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:23 PM Author: glittery degenerate old irish cottage Edit : yep op's gonna die in 9 days lol RIP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693701) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:25 PM Author: Henna Deranged Cruise Ship Athletic Conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693711) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:14 PM Author: Soggy aromatic windowlicker space even with all my encyclopedia brown training, I can't figure this one out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693642) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:18 PM Author: vivacious macaca mediation great moniker OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693661) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:38 PM Author: puce bipolar tank coldplay fan you will die in exactly 9 days (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694212) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:42 PM Author: jade bonkers cuckold locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694249) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:47 PM Author: yapping church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694279) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:48 PM Author: Brass curious casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694284) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:49 PM Author: Coral dog poop hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694300) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:30 PM Author: Learning disabled dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169659) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:31 PM Author: Cordovan vigorous striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169661) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:43 PM Author: jade bonkers cuckold locale nice seeing an IRL anecdote from you for once (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694255) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:46 PM Author: canary boistinker you probably should call the cops if you see this go down again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694273) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:31 PM Author: Cordovan vigorous striped hyena https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBkfc1x30g (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169663) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:33 PM Author: Learning disabled dysfunction classic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169676) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:38 PM Author: abusive trailer park sound barrier Cryin and laughing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169704) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:35 PM Author: avocado misanthropic feces background story i've had women come up to me in public before and claim that i'm their baby's daddy. this has happened to me 3 separate times. i did not bang any of those women. one of them even had the kid with them and he looked nothing like me
people are fuckin nuts |