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weirdest thing just happened, kid ran up to me and called me "dad"

I'm sitting in a public space, drinking coffee and using my ...
Bat shit crazy abode
  11/15/17
She's being trained as an elite prostitute. Shoulda called R...
Sadistic azure kitchen
  11/15/17
well dressed "mom" mindgakked kid calling every o...
Bistre internet-worthy therapy field
  11/15/17
Edit : yep op's gonna die in 9 days lol RIP
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  11/15/17
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Milky sound barrier roast beef
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even with all my encyclopedia brown training, I can't figure...
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  11/15/17
great moniker OP
Provocative henna international law enforcement agency
  11/15/17
you will die in exactly 9 days
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Spruce hall faggot firefighter
  01/16/18
nice seeing an IRL anecdote from you for once
Vibrant foreskin
  11/15/17
you probably should call the cops if you see this go down ag...
supple generalized bond property
  11/15/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBkfc1x30g
Spruce hall faggot firefighter
  01/16/18
classic
Bat shit crazy abode
  01/16/18
Cryin and laughing.
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  01/16/18
i've had women come up to me in public before and claim that...
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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:08 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy abode

I'm sitting in a public space, drinking coffee and using my phone, minding my own business. Suddenly, this woman walks in w/ her kid -- a normal-looking approx 9 y/o girl. The girl immediately runs up to this old man seated about 5 feet away from me, stands directly in front of his face and starts saying "Dad. Dad! Daddddd?"

He looked startled, smiled and turned away.

Then she walks over to me, gets right next to my face at eye-level, looks me right in the eyes and does the same thing, calling me "Dad!", like she really thought I was her dad.

It wasn't a retarded kid, either. Perfectly normal intonation.

Then her well-dressed mother, looking only SLIGHTLY embarrassed, finally goes "Your father will be very pleased that you are calling him 'Dad'", and she grabs the girl and off they go.

Is my life one long episode of Candid Camera?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693595)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:09 PM
Author: Sadistic azure kitchen

She's being trained as an elite prostitute. Shoulda called RBI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693608)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: Bistre internet-worthy therapy field

well dressed "mom"

mindgakked kid calling every older male 'dad'

holy shit it checks out. OP are you sure the woman was related?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693638)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Sadistic azure kitchen

Edit : yep op's gonna die in 9 days lol RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693701)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Milky sound barrier roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693711)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: Bonkers plum stag film masturbator

even with all my encyclopedia brown training, I can't figure this one out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693642)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Provocative henna international law enforcement agency

great moniker OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693661)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: aphrodisiac dingle berry indian lodge

you will die in exactly 9 days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694212)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: Vibrant foreskin



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:47 PM
Author: Bistre internet-worthy therapy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694279)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Flickering Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694284)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: concupiscible mint incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694300)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169659)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Spruce hall faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169661)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Vibrant foreskin

nice seeing an IRL anecdote from you for once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694255)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:46 PM
Author: supple generalized bond property

you probably should call the cops if you see this go down again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694273)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Spruce hall faggot firefighter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBkfc1x30g

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169663)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy abode

classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169676)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: stirring stage

Cryin and laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169704)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: mahogany talented queen of the night associate

i've had women come up to me in public before and claim that i'm their baby's daddy. this has happened to me 3 separate times. i did not bang any of those women. one of them even had the kid with them and he looked nothing like me

people are fuckin nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169688)