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weirdest thing just happened, kid ran up to me and called me "dad"

I'm sitting in a public space, drinking coffee and using my ...
Cordovan pistol
  11/15/17
She's being trained as an elite prostitute. Shoulda called R...
cerebral new version
  11/15/17
well dressed "mom" mindgakked kid calling every o...
out-of-control wagecucks mediation
  11/15/17
Edit : yep op's gonna die in 9 days lol RIP
cerebral new version
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Carmine stirring home mad cow disease
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even with all my encyclopedia brown training, I can't figure...
Bateful Kitchen Internal Respiration
  11/15/17
great moniker OP
filthy doctorate
  11/15/17
you will die in exactly 9 days
flatulent multi-colored trailer park
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Beady-eyed Sex Offender
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out-of-control wagecucks mediation
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Haunting boistinker coldplay fan
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Cordovan pistol
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Vivacious burgundy corn cake
  01/16/18
nice seeing an IRL anecdote from you for once
Beady-eyed Sex Offender
  11/15/17
you probably should call the cops if you see this go down ag...
nighttime wrinkle
  11/15/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBkfc1x30g
Vivacious burgundy corn cake
  01/16/18
classic
Cordovan pistol
  01/16/18
Cryin and laughing.
flesh multi-billionaire
  01/16/18
i've had women come up to me in public before and claim that...
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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:08 PM
Author: Cordovan pistol

I'm sitting in a public space, drinking coffee and using my phone, minding my own business. Suddenly, this woman walks in w/ her kid -- a normal-looking approx 9 y/o girl. The girl immediately runs up to this old man seated about 5 feet away from me, stands directly in front of his face and starts saying "Dad. Dad! Daddddd?"

He looked startled, smiled and turned away.

Then she walks over to me, gets right next to my face at eye-level, looks me right in the eyes and does the same thing, calling me "Dad!", like she really thought I was her dad.

It wasn't a retarded kid, either. Perfectly normal intonation.

Then her well-dressed mother, looking only SLIGHTLY embarrassed, finally goes "Your father will be very pleased that you are calling him 'Dad'", and she grabs the girl and off they go.

Is my life one long episode of Candid Camera?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693595)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:09 PM
Author: cerebral new version

She's being trained as an elite prostitute. Shoulda called RBI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693608)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: out-of-control wagecucks mediation

well dressed "mom"

mindgakked kid calling every older male 'dad'

holy shit it checks out. OP are you sure the woman was related?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693638)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: cerebral new version

Edit : yep op's gonna die in 9 days lol RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693701)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Carmine stirring home mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693711)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: Bateful Kitchen Internal Respiration

even with all my encyclopedia brown training, I can't figure this one out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693642)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: filthy doctorate

great moniker OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693661)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: flatulent multi-colored trailer park

you will die in exactly 9 days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694212)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Sex Offender



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:47 PM
Author: out-of-control wagecucks mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694279)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Thriller lilac lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694284)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: Haunting boistinker coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694300)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Cordovan pistol



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Vivacious burgundy corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169661)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Sex Offender

nice seeing an IRL anecdote from you for once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694255)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:46 PM
Author: nighttime wrinkle

you probably should call the cops if you see this go down again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694273)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Vivacious burgundy corn cake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBkfc1x30g

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169663)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Cordovan pistol

classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169676)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: flesh multi-billionaire

Cryin and laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169704)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Walnut Curious Regret Hunting Ground

i've had women come up to me in public before and claim that i'm their baby's daddy. this has happened to me 3 separate times. i did not bang any of those women. one of them even had the kid with them and he looked nothing like me

people are fuckin nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169688)